分享幾則有趣又幽默的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事

　　大家都知道笑話(huà)故事往往是短小簡(jiǎn)單又巧妙，相信各位朋友都非常細(xì)化的看笑話(huà)故事，那么關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)你有沒(méi)有看過(guò)呢?接下來(lái)聽(tīng)力課堂就為大家分享幾則簡(jiǎn)短又有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事，喜歡的朋友進(jìn)來(lái)看看吧。
　　關(guān)于笑話(huà)，歷史早期，人們以口相傳，后來(lái)有了文字，許多笑話(huà)便被記載下來(lái)，編書(shū)成冊(cè)。隨著近十年網(wǎng)絡(luò)飛速發(fā)展，隨之出現(xiàn)了網(wǎng)絡(luò)笑話(huà)，網(wǎng)絡(luò)流行語(yǔ)，給力大全，手機(jī)笑話(huà)，雷人語(yǔ)句等，促使笑話(huà)發(fā)展到一個(gè)新的階段。
　　笑話(huà)顧名思義是指一些能引人發(fā)笑的談話(huà)或故事。笑話(huà)的意思有很多種，這都是中國(guó)漢字文化的博大精深之處，笑話(huà)這個(gè)字有時(shí)候還可以用成語(yǔ)氣詞。笑話(huà)來(lái)源于生活，是一種經(jīng)過(guò)藝術(shù)加工的語(yǔ)言形式。 　　分享幾則英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
　　(一)、My little dog can't read
　　Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
　　Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
　　我的狗不識(shí)字
　　布朗夫人：親愛(ài)的，我把心愛(ài)的小狗給丟了!
　　史密斯夫人：可是你該在報(bào)紙上登廣告啊!
　　布朗夫人：沒(méi)有用的，我的小狗不認(rèn)識(shí)字。
　　(二)、The Revenge
　　Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: " No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: " But I want you to." Wife: " But why?" Johnson: " Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
　　報(bào)仇
　　老農(nóng)約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在床邊。他聲音低沉地對(duì)妻子說(shuō)：“我死后，我想你嫁給農(nóng)夫瓊斯。” 妻子說(shuō)：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁給任何人。” 約翰遜：“但我希望你這么做。” 妻子：“為什么?” 約翰遜：“因?yàn)榄偹乖谝还P販馬的交易中欺騙了我。” 　　(三)、The Same Action Yields the Same Result
　　A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks, they had shot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the plane. But the pilot said, " This plane won't be able to take more than one wild buffalo. You'll have to leave the others behind." Then the hunters protested, saying, "But last year, another pilot with the same airplane let us take two buffaloes and some other animals in the plane as well." So the new pilot thought about it. He was a little bit skeptical, but finally he said, "OK, since you did it last year, I guess this year we can do it again." Then he loaded the two buffaloes and a few other animals in, and the plane took off. Five minutes later, it crashed in a neighboring area. The three men climbed out and looked around, and one hunter said to the other, "Where do you think we are now?" The second one surveyed the area and said, "I think we're about one mile to the left of the place we crashed last year."
　　同樣的行為，同樣的結(jié)果
　　有兩個(gè)獵人包機(jī)前往一座森林，到了以后，他們和飛行員約定好兩周后來(lái)接。兩周后，他們射了許多動(dòng)物，而且打算把這些動(dòng)物全部搬上那架小飛機(jī)，可是飛行員說(shuō)：“這架飛機(jī)除了一頭野牛外，沒(méi)辦法再多載了。你們必須把其他的獵物都留下。” 獵人說(shuō)：“但是去年另一個(gè)飛行員開(kāi)一樣的飛機(jī)，就讓我們帶兩只水牛，還有一些其他的動(dòng)物上機(jī)!” 因?yàn)樗麄冞@樣抗議，所以那個(gè)新飛行員想了一想后，盡管還是有點(diǎn)存疑，最后還是妥協(xié)說(shuō)：“好吧!如果去年可以做到，今年應(yīng)該也可以。”所以他裝了兩頭水牛和一些其他的動(dòng)物。結(jié)果飛機(jī)起飛五分鐘后，就墜落在鄰近的地方。這3個(gè)人從飛機(jī)爬出來(lái)看了看四周，其中一個(gè)獵人對(duì)另一個(gè)說(shuō)：“你認(rèn)為我們現(xiàn)在在哪兒?” 那個(gè)人瞧了一下，說(shuō)：“我想大概距離去年墜機(jī)的地方西邊一英里遠(yuǎn)!”
　　以上就是聽(tīng)力課堂為大家?guī)?lái)了經(jīng)典有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事，喜歡這些英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)的你別忘了把它分享給你身邊的朋友吧。希望你們會(huì)喜歡。