英語幽默:更壞的消息

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”“That’s terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
醫(yī)生對病人說，“我有一個壞消息和一個更壞的消息。”“哎呦，媽呀！壞消息是什么？”病人問。醫(yī)生回答，“你只能活不超過24個小時。”“太可怕了”，病人說，“還能有什么比這還糟？”醫(yī)生說，“我從昨天開始就一直試圖聯(lián)系你。”