英語(yǔ)幽默:善良的男人

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
一天，一個(gè)男人和他的朋友正在當(dāng)?shù)氐母郀柗蚯驁?chǎng)打球。當(dāng)他正準(zhǔn)備切球時(shí)，看見一支長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的送葬隊(duì)伍沿著道路方向走來(lái)。他的手剛擺到一半，立刻停下來(lái)，脫下他的高爾夫球帽，閉上眼睛，深深的鞠躬并默默祈禱。
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
他的朋友看了說：“喔喔，這是我見過最體貼最感人的事了。你真是個(gè)善良的男人。”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
那個(gè)男人然后說，“是啊，怎么說我們也結(jié)婚35年了。”