英語幽默:約會

When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"

在湯姆工作的大樓里有一個咖啡屋，那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有些受寵若驚，因為這位小姐看上去至少比他年輕15歲。一天她又對湯姆招手并示意湯姆過去。于是湯姆走了過去。她問道，“您現(xiàn)在是單身嗎？”

"Ah, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.

“對，是單身，”湯姆滿臉堆笑的說。

"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"

“我母親也是，”她說，“您愿不愿意見見她？”