英語幽默：一還是二 One or Two?

One or Two?

Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.

Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.

顧客：服務(wù)員，我盤子里怎么只有一塊肉？

服務(wù)員：先生，請稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。