英語(yǔ)幽默：搞笑英語(yǔ)美文

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每個(gè)成功男人的背后,都有一個(gè)女人;每個(gè)不成功男人的背后,都有兩個(gè)。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞,他會(huì)給你帶來(lái)很多不相關(guān)的親戚。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

愛(ài)情就像照片,需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來(lái)培養(yǎng)。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩會(huì)發(fā)生意外,后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩。″

Your future depends on your dreams.″ So go to sleep.

“現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來(lái),”所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧。

″Hard work never killed anybody."?But why take the risk?

“努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡!”不過(guò)我不會(huì)用自己去證明。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

上帝決定了誰(shuí)是你的親戚,幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給你留了余地。

The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?

學(xué)的越多,知道的越多;知道的越多,忘記的越多;忘記的越多,知道的越少,為什么學(xué)來(lái)著?