雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話：我看見五頭驢

我看見五頭驢

One day a farmer bought four donkeys in the marketplace in the village.

He got on one of them and began to ride home. As he was riding along, he noticed that there were only three donkeys walking in front of him. "I wonder what happened." He was forgetting, of course, to count the donkey he was riding.

When he got home, his wife met him in front of their house, "I see that you bought fine donkeys," she said, "Did you buy them for a good price?"

"Yes, I did," he said, "but something puzzles me. I purchased four donkeys at the marketplace this morning. And I am sure that I had all four with me when I felt the market. But know it seems that I have only three. See? One, two, three." He still didn't remember that he mounted one of the donkeys in the village and was sitting on its back at that very moment.

At first his wife stare at him, waiting for him to smile, for she thought he was joking. Then when she noticed that he was not, she turned away and laughed. "How strange," she said , "you see only three, but I see five."

一天，一個(gè)農(nóng)夫在村子的集市上買了四頭驢。

他騎上了其中的一頭回家。他騎著的時(shí)候發(fā)現(xiàn)只有三頭驢走在前面。“這是怎么回事?”他自言自語(yǔ)道，“我買了四頭驢，但是現(xiàn)在我只看見三頭。”他忘記數(shù)自己騎著的那頭了。

當(dāng)他回到家時(shí)，他妻子在房子前碰見，“我看你買的這些驢很不錯(cuò)，”她說：“買的價(jià)錢合理嗎?”

“是的。”他說。“但是我還有些疑惑，我早上在集市上買了四頭驢。而且我確定我從市場(chǎng)出來時(shí)候是四頭驢。但是看起來我現(xiàn)在只有三頭，你瞧，一，二，三。”他仍然沒想起來騎著其中一頭驢，而且在它的背上呆了好半天。

剛開始他妻子盯著他，等著他笑，因?yàn)樗詾樗陂_玩笑。但是當(dāng)她發(fā)現(xiàn)他并沒有開玩笑時(shí)，她轉(zhuǎn)過頭去笑著說，“真是太奇怪了，”她說，“你只看到了三頭，可是我看到了五頭驢。”