雙語幽默笑話：她把所有的誘餌都吃了

She Ate All My Bait
她把所有的誘餌都吃了

The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. "The last time she came," he objected, "I didn't catch a single fish."

"I'll talk to her," his mother said, "and I promise this time she won't make any noise."

"It wasn't the noise, Mom," the boy replied, "She ate all my bait."

當(dāng)媽媽提出讓小男孩帶著妹妹一起去釣魚時(shí)，他堅(jiān)決反對(duì)。“上次她跟著我，”他反對(duì)說，“我連一條魚都沒能釣上。”

“我會(huì)告訴她，”媽媽說，“我保證這次她不再發(fā)出響聲了。”

“媽媽，不是響聲，”男孩回答，“是她把所有的誘餌都吃了。”