英語笑話：讓每個人都高興
No matter how much I feel lost and hesitated now. I need to live the way I want at last.
無論我此時是如何的彷徨迷茫，最終，我都要過上自己想要的生活。
President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff.
史拉伯總統(tǒng)和他的幕僚正搭機橫越美國上空。
Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:
忽然間他心中突發(fā)奇想，
"You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out thewindow and make somebody happy. "
“我想由窗口扔一張五十元美鈔下去，讓某個人高興一下。”
"MrPresident,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?"
“總統(tǒng)先生，您為什么不丟五張十元的鈔票讓五個人高興呢?”
suggested his celebrated Secretary of State Vice President Partridge caught on.
著名的國務(wù)卿建議道。
“Golly,Mr.President, why don' t you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy?"
副總統(tǒng)派翠基接著說：“啊，總統(tǒng)先生，您為什么不丟五十張一元鈔票，好讓五十個人高興呢?”
The pilot turned around and said, "Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window and make everybody happy?"
這時飛機駕駛員轉(zhuǎn)身說道：“為什么你不把自己丟出窗外，好讓每個人都高興呢?”
