英語(yǔ)笑話：壓根抓不住

The escalating sales of turkey legs inspired a poultry farmer to research and breed a turkey with more legs and thus, reap more profits for him. It was only after many years that he finally succeeded in breeding one with six legs! The news of his success reached the media and reporters questioned him about the taste of the turkey he had bred. The intellectual whispered with a grave face, "What I wouldn't give to catch it!"

火雞腿的熱銷(xiāo)讓一名家禽飼養(yǎng)員想研究培育出一個(gè)有更多條腿的火雞品種，從而可以獲利更多。許多年后，他終于成功培育出一只有六條腿的火雞!他成功的新聞被媒體獲悉，到訪的記者們?cè)儐?wèn)他這只火雞的味道如何。這名智者一臉嚴(yán)肅地低聲說(shuō)道：“我倒是想告訴你呢，但是我壓根抓不住啊!”