英語笑話：太好了

最好的醫(yī)生是:飲食得當，起居悠閑，身心愉快。

Professor is handing out the examination papers to a roomful of students.

教授正在給全班學生發(fā)考卷。

A:You will have exactly two hours. Under no circumstances will accept a paper given to me after the deadline has passed. Do you under-stand ?

你們有整整兩個小時的時間，超過規(guī)定時間交上來的考卷，不管什么原因，我絕對不收，明白嗎?

B:Yes.

是。

( After two hours.兩小時以后。)

A:Time is up.

時間到。

B:Wait.

等一下。

About 15 minutes later. A students come to the platform and give his paper to the professor.

大約 15 分鐘以后，一個學生走向講臺，并把卷子給了教授。

A:Didn't you hear what I said?

你難道沒聽到我說的話嗎?

R:Yes，I did. But do you know who I am!professor?

不，我聽到了，但你知道我是誰嗎，教授?

A:No.

不知道。

B:Terrific.

太好了。

Then he stuffed his paper into the middle of the pile.

然后他把他的考卷塞進整堆考卷中。