英語(yǔ)笑話：醫(yī)生的故事

This story is about another five doctor who went duck hunting one day.These five doctors were a general practice physician，a pediatri-cian,a psychiatrist，a surgeon and a pathologist.

這個(gè)故事是關(guān)于另外5個(gè)醫(yī)生的故事，一天他們?nèi)ゴ蛞傍?，這五個(gè)醫(yī)生包括一個(gè)全科醫(yī)生、一個(gè)兒科醫(yī)生、一個(gè)精神病醫(yī)生、一個(gè)外科醫(yī)生和病理學(xué)家。

A:Look，a bird is coming winging overhead.

看，一只鳥(niǎo)在頭頂飛過(guò)。

B:Why did you raise your shotgun and then hesitate?

你為什么舉起槍又猶豫了呢?

A:I am not quite sure it's a duck，I think that I will have to get a second opinion，but the bird was long gone.

我不敢肯定那是不是鴨子，我想我必須聽(tīng)聽(tīng)另一醫(yī)生的診斷意見(jiàn)。但這時(shí)鳥(niǎo)飛走了。

B:Look!Another duck.

看!另一只鴨子。

C:Why don't you shoot at it?

你為什么不打它?

B:(Muttering ) I am also unsure if it is really a duck in my sight and besides，it might have babies，I'll have to do some more investiga- dons.

(喃喃自語(yǔ))我也不能肯定那是不是鴨子。并且那只鳥(niǎo)可能還懷著小鳥(niǎo)，我必須作進(jìn)一步調(diào)查。

C:But the creature make good its escape.

但是那家伙從容不迫地逃脫了。

Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist.Shotgun shouldered，he was more certain of his intended prey's identity.

然后，是眼尖的精神病醫(yī)生看到了飛鳥(niǎo)。用肩頂住槍托，他比其他人更清楚自己瞄準(zhǔn)的獵物是什么。

D:Why do you hesitate since you know it is a duek?

既然你知道那是只鴨子你還猶豫什么?

C:Now，I know it's a duck，but does it know it's a duck?

是啊，現(xiàn)在我知道那是只鴨子，可它自己知道嗎?

Finally，a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed sky wards. BOOM!The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him.

最后，第四只鴨子快速地飛過(guò)。這次是外科醫(yī)生把獵槍對(duì)準(zhǔn)了天空。“嘣”一聲槍響，外科醫(yī)生放下槍口還在冒煙的獵槍?zhuān)み^(guò)頭，面無(wú)表情地對(duì)身邊的病理學(xué)家說(shuō)。

D:Good to see if that was a duck，will you?

去看看那是不是一只野鴨，可以嗎?