幽默笑話精粹40：沉默誓言

A middle-class man decides to go off and join a monastery, which requires an oath of silence. No speech is allowed except for two words every 5 years, to sum up one’s experiences to the head monk.

一個(gè)中產(chǎn)階級(jí)男子決心遠(yuǎn)離紅塵，去當(dāng)修道士。每個(gè)出家的人都必須要立個(gè)沉默誓言，那就是每五年只允許說兩個(gè)字，作為對(duì)這一段時(shí)間所經(jīng)歷事情的總結(jié)。

After the first 5 years，the monk asked him what two words described his experiences and all he said was "HARD BEDS.”

第一個(gè)五年過去了，當(dāng)修道士讓他用兩個(gè)字總結(jié)這五年的經(jīng)歷時(shí)，那人說道“破床”。

When the next 5-year period came the monk asked how things were and he replied: "BAD FOOD.”

又過了五年，當(dāng)修道士再次問道他的時(shí)候，他回答“豬食”。

After 5 more years，he walked up to the monk and said，"I QUIT!”

第三個(gè)五年過后他對(duì)修道士說“放棄”。

The monk nodded and muttered，“Yes , this doesn't surprise me. You've been doing nothing but complaining for the past 15 years!”

道十點(diǎn)了點(diǎn)頭喃喃地說道:“果不出我所料，這十五年來除了抱怨以外你什么也沒有做。”