英語幽默笑話30秒Unit27：Broken Finger斷指

　　有名年輕女子去看醫(yī)生，怨忿地說著她的病痛。

　　"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.

　　醫(yī)生問她：“你哪里痛?”

　　"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,

　　女子說：“你一定要幫幫我，我全身痛。”

　　"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."

　　醫(yī)生問說：“什么意思呀，全身?講更明確一點吧”

　　The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,

　　這名女子用她的指碰觸右膝，痛得直叫;

　　"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,

　　“哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰觸左臉頰，又痛得直叫：

　　"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,

　　“哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰觸右耳垂，她哭喊說：

　　"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.

　　“哎呀，連那里也好痛呀。”

　　The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a broken finger."

　　醫(yī)生體貼地替她檢查了一會兒，然后把診斷結(jié)果告訴她：“你的手指斷了啦。”