英語幽默笑話30秒Unit28： Silly Doctor蠢醫(yī)生

　　有一名男子去看他的醫(yī)生，

　　because he was suffering from a miserable cold.

　　因為他正遭到令人難受的感冒之苦。

　　His doctor prescribed some pills,

　　他的醫(yī)生開了一些藥丸，

　　but they didn't help.

　　但是這些藥丸都沒什么幫助。

　　On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,

　　他笫二次去的時候，醫(yī)生給他打針，

　　but that didn't do any good.

　　但是那也沒什么效。

　　On his third visit the doctor told the man,

　　他第三次去的時候 ，醫(yī)生告訴這名男子：

　　"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing,open all the windows and stand in the draft."

　　“回家洗個熱水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有的窗戶都打開，然后站在通風(fēng)處。”

　　"But doc,"protested the patient,

　　這名病人抗議說：“但是醫(yī)生，

　　"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."

　　如果我那么做的話，我就會得到肺炎呀。”

　　"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."

　　醫(yī)生說：“我知道啦，別擔(dān)心啦，我會治療肺炎啦。”