英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) - 軍營(yíng)篇：585　You can grab seconds 你可以吃第二份

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

585　You can grab seconds 你可以吃第二份

“Chow looks wonderful,” I told the mess sergeant, a large man. “I'd love seconds.” “You'll get the same as everyone else,” he growled as he chucked food on my tray. “Now move it!” After finishing the edible portion of my meal, I dumped the rest in the garbage, accidentally tossing out my silverware. While leaning into the trash can to look for my knife and fork, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was the mess sergeant. “It's all right, son,” he said. “You can grab seconds.”

我對(duì)大個(gè)子炊事長(zhǎng)說(shuō)：“食物看起來(lái)不錯(cuò)。我想吃?xún)煞?。”他一邊往我盤(pán)子里撥食物，一邊咆哮說(shuō)：“你得的和其他人一樣。吃吧！”我把我盤(pán)子里能吃的東西都吃了，就把盤(pán)子里剩的東西倒進(jìn)了垃圾桶，不小心把金屬的刀叉也一起倒了進(jìn)去。我正彎腰到垃圾桶里去撿刀叉，有人在我肩膀上拍了一下。是炊事長(zhǎng)。他說(shuō)：“孩子，沒(méi)關(guān)系，你可以吃第二份?！?