英語笑話 - 軍營篇：586　Just drop anchor 只要拋錨就行

英語笑話

586　Just drop anchor 只要拋錨就行

The crew of a fast frigate was practicing the man overboard drill by “rescuing” a bright orange fluorescent dummy dubbed Oscar. The captain watched as a young lieutenant nervously stopped the ship, turned it and maneuvered into place. Unfortunately, he ran right over Oscar. Surveying the remains of Oscar scattered around the ship, the captain told the lieutenant, “Son, do me a favor. If I ever fall overboard, just drop anchor and I'll swim to you.”

快速護(hù)航艦的全體成員正在進(jìn)行人員落水演習(xí)。他們要救的是一個外號叫奧斯卡的鮮橙色熒光假人。艦長看著一位年輕的海軍上尉緊張地停船、調(diào)頭，并且靠攏目標(biāo)。不幸的是，他恰好從奧斯卡身上開過。看著散落在船四周的奧斯卡的殘骸，艦長對海軍上尉說：“孩子，幫幫忙。如果我哪天落水，你只要拋錨就行，我會游到你那兒。”