英語笑話 - 婚姻篇：791　I had her on her knees 我讓她下跪了

英語笑話

791　I had her on her knees 我讓她下跪了

Three men are at a bar, and two of them are talking about the control they have over their wives, while the third remains silent. After a while, the first two men turn to the third and ask, “What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?” The third man turns to the first two and says, “Well, I'll tell you, just the other day I had her on her knees.” The first two men are dumbfounded. “Wow! What happened next?” they asked. The third man takes a healthy swig of his beer, sighs and mutters, “She started screaming, ‘Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!’”

三個男人在酒館里，其中兩個在說他們對妻子的管束，第三個在一邊默不作聲。過了一會兒，那兩個人問第三個：“你怎么樣？你對你的妻子有什么樣的管束？”第三個對前兩個說：“嗯，我告訴你們，前天我讓她下跪了。”那兩個男人驚呆了，他們說：“哇！接下來怎么樣？”第三個大大地喝了一口啤酒，嘆了一口氣，咕噥著說：“她開始尖叫：‘從床底下出來，像男人那樣打一架！’”