雙語語言笑話：961　Burnt Mattress 燒焦的床墊

英語笑話

961　Burnt Mattress 燒焦的床墊

Sitting through fire safety and prevention programs can make anyone nod off. So the instructor tried to lighten the mood by going around the room asking where all the guests were from. “Burnt Mattress, Arkansas,” called out the friend sitting next to me. “Burnt Mattress!” said the instructor, suppressing a laugh. “I've heard some unusual town names before, but never that one. Where's it located?” My friend shot back, “Right above Hot Springs.”

坐在那里聽用火安全和預防火災課程是很容易打瞌睡的。老師為了讓大家清醒，就讓學員們輪流講講自己是從哪里來的。坐在我旁邊的老兄說：“我從阿肯色州伯恩特·梅特來斯（燒焦的床墊）來?！崩蠋熑套×舜笮φf：“燒焦的床墊！我以前聽說過一些不尋常的城市名字，不過從來沒聽見過這個。它在哪里？”我旁邊的老兄大喊說：“就在浩特·斯普林（熱的彈簧墊）上面?！保ㄗⅲ簭椈纱矇|分上下兩層，上面一層叫mattress，下面一層叫springs box。）