雙語(yǔ)笑話：公主與青蛙

The Princess and the Frog

Once upon a time，a beautiful，independent，self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess，“I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry，move into the castle with my mom，and you can hold down a full time job，prepare my meals，clean my clothes，bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.”

That night，while the princess dined on frog legs，she laughed to herself and said，“I don’t freaking think so?。　?

公主與青蛙

從前，一位容貌秀美，思想獨(dú)立而自負(fù)的公主在池塘里邂逅了一只青蛙。青蛙對(duì)公主說(shuō)：“我曾經(jīng)是一個(gè)英俊的王子，后來(lái)受到巫師的詛咒，就變成現(xiàn)在這個(gè)樣子。只要你能吻我一下，我馬上就會(huì)變回王子模樣。然后我們結(jié)婚，搬進(jìn)城堡和我母親住在一起，這樣你就會(huì)成為一名全職主婦，為我準(zhǔn)備一日三餐，給我洗衣，生孩子，做這些你會(huì)永遠(yuǎn)都感到幸福的?！?

那天晚上，公主一邊吃著青蛙腿，一邊得意地笑著，自言自語(yǔ)道：“我可不想這么干??！”