雙語笑話：吊在一根繩上

Hanging by a Rope

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter．Ten were men and one woman．The rope was starting to fray so they all agreed that one person should let go because if they didn’t，the rope would break and everyone would die．

No one could decide who should go，so finally the woman gave a really touching speech，saying how she would give up her life to save theirs，because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children，giving into men，and that after all，men were the superior sex and must be saved．When she finished speaking，all the men clapped．

Never underestimate the evil of a woman．

吊在一根繩上

有十一個(gè)人吊在一根由直升飛機(jī)上甩下的繩子上。其中有十位男性和一位女性。繩子開始磨損了，因此他們一致建議應(yīng)該讓一個(gè)人離開，因?yàn)槿绻贿@樣做的話，繩子就會(huì)斷裂，所有人都會(huì)喪命。

大家都無法決定究竟應(yīng)當(dāng)讓誰離開。最后，那位女士說了一番感人肺腑的話。她說她寧愿放棄自己的生命，也要讓其他人脫離危險(xiǎn)，原因是女人們已經(jīng)習(xí)慣于為自己的老公和孩子做出犧牲，為男人們做出犧牲，最重要的是，男性是優(yōu)越的性別，必須得到援救。當(dāng)她講完的時(shí)候，所有的男人都為之鼓掌。

千萬不要低估女人的奸詐。