雙語(yǔ)笑話：林肯與肯尼迪

Lincoln ＆ Kennedy—Coincidences

Consider this... and remember that it is all completely true．

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846．

John F．Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946．

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860．

John F．Kennedy was elected President in 1960．

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters．

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights．

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House．

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday．

Both were shot in the head．

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy．

Kennedy’s secretary was named Lincoln．

Both were assassinated by Southerners．

Both were succeeded by Southerners．

Both successors were named Johnson．

Andrew Johnson，who succeeded Lincoln，was born in 1808．

Lyndon Johnson，who succeeded Kennedy，was born in 1908．

John Wilkes Booth，who assassinated Lincoln，was born in 1839．

Lee Harvey Oswald，who assassinated Kennedy，was born in 1939．

Booth ran from the theatre and were caught in a warehouse．

Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre．

Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials．

林肯與肯尼迪

記住這是完全真實(shí)的……

亞伯拉罕·林肯1846年當(dāng)選國(guó)會(huì)議員。

約翰·肯尼迪1946年當(dāng)選國(guó)會(huì)議員。

林肯1860年當(dāng)選總統(tǒng)。

肯尼迪1960年當(dāng)選總統(tǒng)。

林肯與肯尼迪的名字都包含七個(gè)字母。

兩人都極其關(guān)注人權(quán)運(yùn)動(dòng)。

兩人的妻子都是住在白宮時(shí)流產(chǎn)的。

兩人都是在星期五被槍殺的。

兩人都是頭部中彈而死。

林肯的秘書叫肯尼迪。

肯尼迪的秘書叫林肯。

兩人都是被南方人暗殺的。

兩人的繼任者都是南方人。

兩人的繼任者都叫約翰遜。

林肯的繼任者安德魯·約翰遜生于1808年。

肯尼迪的繼任者林登·約翰遜生于1908年。

暗殺林肯的約翰·威爾克斯·布斯生于1839年。

暗殺肯尼迪的李·哈維·奧斯瓦爾德生于1939年。

布斯從劇院里逃出，被捕于倉(cāng)庫(kù)。

奧斯瓦爾德從倉(cāng)庫(kù)里逃出，被捕于劇院。

布斯和奧斯瓦爾德都在審判之前被暗殺。