雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：請(qǐng)專(zhuān)家

Call on an Expert

Little Johnny was playing with his father’s wallet when he accidentally swallowed a quarter．He went crying to his mom，choking on the quarter．

They took him to a doctor，who said that the quarter was impossible to remove without surgery．They consulted a specialist who was of the same opinion．

Then came a man who said he could get the money out in a jiffy．He turned little Johnny upside down and patted him with great precision on the back of neck and，sure enough，the quarter rolled out．Everyone was amazed．The father said，“you must be an expert？”The man replied，“No，sir．I’m just a tax collector．”

請(qǐng)專(zhuān)家

小約翰玩爸爸的錢(qián)包時(shí)，不小心吞了一枚硬幣。因?yàn)橛矌趴ㄔ诤韲担覆贿^(guò)氣，所以小約翰只能號(hào)啕大哭著去找媽媽。

父母帶著小約翰去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生說(shuō)如果不做手術(shù)，硬幣就沒(méi)法取出來(lái)。他們又去請(qǐng)教了一位專(zhuān)家，專(zhuān)家也持相同的觀(guān)點(diǎn)。

后來(lái)，來(lái)了一個(gè)男人說(shuō)自己能夠一下子就把硬幣弄出來(lái)。只見(jiàn)他倒提著小約翰，準(zhǔn)確地拍擊了一下他的后頸部，果不其然，硬幣滾了出來(lái)。每個(gè)人都很吃驚，父親說(shuō)：“你一定是個(gè)專(zhuān)家？”男人答道：“不，先生。我只是個(gè)稅收官?！?