英語(yǔ)故事（雙語(yǔ)）：地獄來(lái)信

地獄來(lái)信

An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

一個(gè)伊利諾伊州男人離開(kāi)他已經(jīng)開(kāi)始下雪的芝加哥的家、要去南方的福羅里達(dá)州度假。他的太太也正好在福羅里達(dá)出差，準(zhǔn)備第二天跟他碰面。他到了酒店之后，打算先給她太太去一封郵件。

因?yàn)檎也坏綄?xiě)下他太太郵件地址的那張紙條，所以他決定憑記憶發(fā)出這封信。可惜，他在輸入地址的時(shí)候漏掉了一個(gè)字母，因而把這封郵件發(fā)到了另一位夫人的郵箱，這位夫人的牧師丈夫頭天才剛剛過(guò)世。這個(gè)悲傷的寡婦打開(kāi)郵箱，讀完信后哀嚎一聲、倒在地板上就死了。

她的家人聞聲趕來(lái)，發(fā)現(xiàn)電腦屏幕上留著這么一封信：

親愛(ài)的老婆：

我剛剛住進(jìn)來(lái)，一切都準(zhǔn)備好了，就等你來(lái)。

你親愛(ài)的老公。

另：這下面還真是熱。