休閑對話：拴住他的心，先要控制他的胃

Bree: Honey, I am so sorry. I totally forgot the party last night.

親愛的，對不起。我完全忘記昨天的聚會了。

Jean: Oh, let me guess. You were cramming for the test or busy with the crib sheet?

我猜猜。你昨天是為考試熬夜還是忙著做小抄?

Bree: I said I was sorry.

我都道歉了。

Jean: So I need the truth. No lies anymore. You convinced me of the sibling thing. But …

我要真相。不要再唬我了。你讓我相信姐妹情?？墒?。。。

Bree: Don’t give me that poop face. I was in the cooking class. Yes, I heard me say it.

不要給我那副嘴臉了。我昨天去烹飪課了。是的，我去了。

Jean: A cooking class? Seriously?

烹飪課?真的?

Bree: Yes. The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

是的啊。抓住他的心，先要拴住他的胃。

Jean: So there is a man. Tell me more about him. I want details.

真有這么個人。再透露點。我要細節(jié)哦。

Bree: He hasn’t asked me out technically. We talked in the library. He said I was cute. It’s always well to cast an anchor to windward.

他還沒有正式邀我出去。我們在圖書館聊天啊。他說我很可愛。未雨綢繆總是好的嘛。

Jean: Not again, sweetie. From now on, I am watching your back. If that man hurts you in the future, I will kick his ass.

不是吧。從現在開始，我要處處留意你。如果那個男人傷你的心，我會狠狠揍他。