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[00:00.10]Previously on "desperate housewives"... [00:01.60] [00:01.60]I am just trying to move on with my life. [00:04.20] [00:04.30]Are you having an affair with my husband? [00:06.20] [00:06.20]Suspicion ended in tragedy. [00:08.10] [00:08.10]I'm here to see Rex Van De Kamp. Apparently, he had a heart attack. [00:11.10] [00:11.10]Trust... [00:11.90] [00:11.90]It kills me that I'm putting you through this. [00:13.40] [00:13.40]was put on trial. [00:14.50] [00:14.50]Bring me the passport, and Mr. Solis can visit his mother. [00:17.20] [00:17.20]And ex-husband [00:18.20] [00:18.20]You walked out on your family. [00:20.00] [00:20.00]was replaced. [00:21.20] [00:21.20]She is out there throwing herself at Mike Delfino [00:24.80] [00:24.80]And everyone [00:26.10] [00:26.10]Wow, your own personal nanny? Smell you. [00:28.70] [00:28.70]was getting in over their heads. [00:32.30] [00:37.00]Edie Britt could never understand why she didn't have any female friends. [00:42.20] [00:43.10]Of course, she always tried to tell people she didn't need any, [00:47.20] [00:47.80]but the truth was [00:49.60] [00:49.60]it bothered Edie that other women didn't seem to like her. [00:53.80] [00:55.00]Even after moving to Wisteria Lane... [00:57.00] [00:57.00]oh, and be careful. There are breakables in there. [00:59.10] [00:59.10]Edie couldn't understand why her neighbors kept their distance. [01:03.60] [01:06.50]And then she met Martha Huber. [01:09.70] [01:09.70]Hola. [01:10.50] [01:10.50]Within five minutes, Mrs. Huber managed to disparage what Edie was wearing. [01:15.10] [01:15.10]No [01:16.00] [01:16.00]In fact, whenever they got together, Mrs. Huber insulted her. [01:21.50] [01:21.50]She made fun of everything from Edie's makeup... [01:25.10] [01:26.00]to her taste in men. [01:28.50] [01:28.50]Yes, Martha Huber could be cruel, offensive, and downright mean, [01:34.40] [01:34.60]but Edie didn't care, because she was the first real friend Edie Britt had ever had. [01:42.20] [01:43.00]But now Martha Huber was missing. She had vanished without a trace, [01:47.30] [01:47.30]and Edie was not embarrassed to admit she needed her back. [01:52.60] [01:53.30]Edie? [01:54.90] [01:54.90]Yes. [01:56.00] [01:56.00]I'm Felicia Tilman, [01:57.90] [01:58.30]Martha's sister. [01:59.50] [01:59.50]Really? [02:01.10] [02:01.50]What's wrong? [02:02.80] [02:03.20]Oh, nothing's wrong. It's just that Martha always said how alike you two were. [02:07.20] [02:07.40]I just don't seethe family resemblance. [02:09.70] [02:09.70]It's there. It just takes a while to become apparent. [02:13.00] [02:15.60]Do you have the key to her house? [02:17.30] [02:17.30]I do. After the police kicked the door in, they put on this temporary lock. [02:22.40] [02:22.40]Oh, and by the way, the neighbors are coming over at noon. [02:25.70] [02:25.70]We're going to organize and hand out flyers. [02:28.40] [02:29.60]the key? [02:30.90] [02:30.90]Oh, right. [02:32.40] [02:32.80]You know, I can only imagine how worried you must be. [02:36.00] [02:36.00]I'm not worried, Edie. [02:37.90] [02:37.90]Martha and I have a very intense bond. We were connected at the most primal level, [02:42.10] [02:42.10]and a few days ago, I felt this sensation in my soul. [02:46.90] [02:46.90]That's when it first dawned on me that something had happened to my sister, [02:50.00] [02:50.00]and then when she didn't arrive at my home as scheduled, [02:53.20] [02:53.20]well, that's when I knew she was dead. [02:56.40] [02:56.40]Oh, honey, no. You mustn't think like that. [02:59.40] [02:59.40]Martha's only missing. [03:00.90] [03:00.90]No, Edie. She's dead. [03:04.80] [03:04.80]But she's my sister, and I'm going to find out exactly what happened to her. [03:10.70] [03:11.60]Look, Felicia, it's natural to freak out when a loved one's missing. [03:16.30] [03:16.70]Loved one? [03:18.30] [03:18.30]Oh. Edie, let me be clear about this -- [03:22.20] [03:22.60]I hated Martha. [03:25.20] [03:25.60]She was a wretched pig of a woman, and the day she died, this world became a better place. [03:30.70] [03:31.00]It was in that moment that Edie finally saw the family resemblance. [03:36.80] [04:15.80]Episode 11 : Move On [04:20.00] [04:21.60]Mrs. Huber was missing. [04:24.00] [04:24.00]The words echoed down Wisteria Lane until every last resident was aware of her disappearance. [04:30.60] [04:30.60]By noon, dozens of neighbors had gathered. [04:33.70] [04:33.70]Some came to volunteer. [04:35.80] [04:35.80]Some came in sympathy. [04:37.80] [04:37.80]And some came to learn exactly what the police knew [04:42.40] [04:42.50]and what they didn't. [04:44.90] [04:44.90]& nbsp; [04:45.40] [04:45.40]So I'll need you to pass out flyers. [04:47.60] [04:47.60]Put them in the mall, the park, anywhere you think Mrs. Huber might have been seen. [04:51.70] [04:52.00]We need to jump on this. Time is of the essence. [04:55.20] [04:56.00]Edie, would you like to say something? [04:57.80] [04:59.00]On behalf of Martha and her sister Felicia, [05:03.10] [05:04.20]I'd like to thank you all for coming here today. [05:07.00] [05:07.40]You know, my last conversation with Martha was one of anger, [05:11.60] [05:12.40]and I'll never forgive myself for the things that I said. [05:15.40] [05:16.10]I lay awake at night thinking about it. [05:19.20] [05:26.00]I don't know how she did it, but Edie managed to make this all about her. [05:29.40] [05:29.40]She's a talented girl, our Edie. [05:31.70] [05:31.70]Has anybody talked to Bree? How's Rex doing? [05:34.20] [05:34.20]She's bringing him home from the hospital today. [05:36.10] [05:36.10]Boy, I don't know how he had a heart attack. He was so young. [05:39.30] [05:39.40]Hey, how creepy is Mrs. Huber's sister? [05:41.60] [05:41.60]I know. [05:42.80] [05:42.80]The way she was talking about Mrs. Huber, it was like she was already dead. [05:45.70] [05:45.70]You don't think she's... [05:46.90] [05:46.90]oh, no. I'm sure she's fine. We're talking about Mrs. Huber. [05:49.90] [05:49.90]She's like a roach. [05:52.00] [05:52.20]I just wanted you to know that everyone on Wisteria Lane is praying for your sister's safe return. [05:57.50] [05:58.60]Oh, I seriously doubt that. [06:01.40] [06:08.10]What do you mean, you're not taking care of him? [06:10.30] [06:10.30]Dad's being released today. He's got to have a place to recuperate. [06:13.20] [06:13.20]Well, then, he can go to a motel, because he is not allowed back in my house. [06:17.00] [06:17.20]I thought you two were getting along. What happened? [06:19.30] [06:19.30]T hat's... [06:20.90] [06:21.40]between your father and me. [06:23.10] [06:23.10]You're so selfish. [06:24.60] [06:24.60]You know, I am so looking forward to the day that I get to put you in a nursing home. [06:27.50] [06:27.50]I'm sorry to disappoint you, Andrew, [06:29.30] [06:29.30]but my plan is to have an embolism and to die young. [06:32.00] [06:32.00]Yeah, well, we're all rooting for you, but you might not be so lucky. [06:34.70] [06:34.70]Andrew. [06:35.60] [06:35.60]You want to see how long I can hold a grudge? [06:37.40] [06:37.40]Go ahead and abandon my father, because I promise you, you'll be sorry. [06:40.00] [06:40.00]You wouldn't be saying that if you knew what -- [06:42.20] [06:42.60]knew what? [06:43.70] [06:43.70]Well, come on, tell me, because I'd love to know what my father did that was so awful. [06:48.10] [06:50.20]Fine. I will see him through this, but after that, [06:53.20] [06:53.20]your father can rot in hell for all I care. [06:56.50] [06:59.30]We're not like other families, are we? [07:02.20] [07:02.70]No. We're not. [07:05.70] [07:06.30]Gabrielle, it's not my fault that your bank accounts are frozen. [07:09.20] [07:09.20]I'm not saying it's your fault. I'm just saying fix it. [07:11.50] [07:11.50]Well, I wish I could, but the folks at the justice department aren't very sympathetic. [07:15.30] [07:15.30]I'm running out of money. [07:16.60] [07:16.60]In a couple of weeks, I'm going to be screwed. [07:19.00] [07:19.00]Why don't you hock some of your jewelry? [07:20.80] [07:20.80]There's a lot of stuff you never wear, and most of it's ugly. [07:24.80] [07:25.30]Don't you have a toilet to scrub? [07:27.70] [07:28.20]I'm just so angry with Carlos. [07:31.00] [07:31.00]What was he thinking, exporting goods made from slave labor? [07:34.50] [07:34.50]Why couldn't he have embezzled like other white-collar criminals? [07:36.70] [07:36.70]All the justice department wants is to make sure that Carlos doesn't skip the country. [07:39.90] [07:39.90]Now, if he's released on bail, [07:41.80] [07:41.80]I can argue that he needs money to live on, and they'll probably unfreeze one of the smaller accounts. [07:47.20] [07:47.20]But they won't release him on bail until they get the passport. [07:49.80] [07:49.80]Exactly. [07:51.50] [07:51.60]You haven't found that yet, have you? [07:53.80] [07:54.30]Gabrielle wanted her old lifestyle back, no question. [07:58.40] [07:58.40]But she wanted Carlos to suffer for his betrayal even more. [08:03.50] [08:05.10]I'm still searching. [08:06.70] [08:06.70]Well, in that case, you might want to think about looking for a job. [08:10.40] [08:14.40]So I had a really good time. [08:15.70] [08:15.70]Yeah, I bet you did. [08:17.40] [08:21.80]Gotcha. [08:23.30] [08:24.10]Hey. Is this a bad time? [08:25.50] [08:25.50]For you? Of course it is. [08:27.00] [08:27.00]That's cute. Tax stuff. I need your signature. [08:29.30] [08:29.30]We've been divorced over a year. [08:30.80] [08:30.80]2003. [08:32.50] [08:32.50]Well, please, just come on in. [08:35.80] [08:36.00]Uh, Mike, I don't think you've officially met my ex Karl Mayer. [08:40.00] [08:40.00]Oh, hey. Mike Delfino. [08:41.40] [08:41.40]Right. The plumber. [08:43.80] [08:44.30]Yeah, I don't have the right washer for this faucet, so I'm just going to go across the street and get it. [08:50.30] [08:53.10]So he seems okay. [08:54.60] [08:54.60]Yeah, he is. [08:56.80] [08:57.60]So what do you want me to sign? [08:59.20] [08:59.20]Oh. I see. [09:01.90] [09:02.00]By the way, Julie told me about her birthday plans. [09:04.50] [09:04.50]Yeah, we're going to a restaurant downtown. [09:07.10] [09:07.10]A guy who plays piano and a open Mike. [09:09.70] [09:09.70]Julie got a bunch of her girlfriends together, and so we're just going to make a night of it. [09:12.60] [09:12.60]Julie loves to sing. It sounds nice. [09:14.80] [09:14.80]Here you go. [09:15.80] [09:15.80]All righty. [09:16.60] [09:16.60]Give my best to Brandi. [09:18.60] [09:18.70]Actually, uh... [09:20.70] [09:20.80]we're not together anymore. [09:22.70] [09:22.70]You're not? [09:23.70] [09:23.70]What happened? [09:24.50] [09:24.50]I caught her in bed with another guy. [09:27.60] [09:28.80]Go ahead. Do your happy dance. You deserve it. [09:31.50] [09:31.50]No, no, really. I'm -- I'm sorry that you had to go through that. I am. [09:35.40] [09:40.60]Uh... [09:42.00] [09:42.00]it's just really hard for me right now. [09:45.00] [09:45.30]Thanks. [09:47.20] [09:54.90]try ripping up old photos. It helps. [09:59.40] [10:01.90]Well, have fun this weekend. [10:04.00] [10:04.00]Let me knowhow the party goes. [10:05.90] [10:06.70]Karl... [10:08.50] [10:08.50]do you want to join us? [10:11.40] [10:15.70]Susan... [10:17.90] [10:19.10]you're the best. [10:21.00] [10:21.00]Ooh, well... yeah, I am the best, aren't I? [10:25.70] [10:32.60]You know, if we're going to buy a water heater, we should talk about it. [10:35.00] [10:35.00]We could go to the mall tomorrow. They're having a sale. [10:37.20] [10:37.20]Can we talk about this tomorrow? [10:39.10] [10:39.10]Well, I'm just trying to plan my day. [10:41.10] [10:41.10]Please, honey, I'm so tired. [10:43.80] [10:45.40]Okay. [10:46.90] [10:57.20]- Hon? - Hmm? [10:58.40] [10:58.40]Did you set up the coffee maker? [11:00.50] [11:00.50]Oh, no. [11:02.60] [11:02.60]You know what? I'll do it in the morning. I promise, I'll get up early and do it. [11:06.60] [11:06.60]- Tom... - mm. [11:09.10] [11:09.10]Tom...come on. [11:12.70] [11:15.10]Thanks. [11:16.90] [11:16.90]Yeah. [11:18.80] [11:48.70]C laire? [11:49.90] [11:54.00]I'm -- I'm, uh... [11:55.80] [11:55.80]wow, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were up. [11:59.20] [12:00.00]Yeah, I- I thought you were sleeping. [12:02.40] [12:02.60]I was just going upstairs. [12:05.00] [12:05.00]Do you want me to make the coffee? [12:06.60] [12:06.60]Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah. [12:10.10] [12:10.80]I'm just going to, um, I'm just, you know, go back up to my room. [12:15.30] [12:15.30]Okay. [12:16.60] [12:16.60]All right. [12:18.20] [12:19.00]Good night. [12:20.40] [12:20.40]Good night. [12:22.30] [12:25.90]Also, you know, if we go to the mall, we can go to the shoe store. [12:28.60] [12:28.60]You said you wanted new running shoes. [12:31.30] [12:34.00]What? [12:36.30] [12:36.80]Oh. [12:38.20] [12:50.10]The next morning, while the search for Martha Huber continued, [12:54.10] [12:54.10]Lynette discovered a little family secret -- [12:56.80] [12:56.80]one she wasn't even looking for. [12:59.60] [12:59.60]Good morning. [13:01.00] [13:01.00]Morning. [13:01.90] [13:01.90]Want some coffee? [13:03.00] [13:03.00]Uh, yeah, thanks. [13:05.00] [13:05.40]I didn't want to come down till Tom left for work. [13:08.70] [13:08.70]I'm still a little embarrassed. [13:10.70] [13:10.70]About what? [13:12.30] [13:12.70]Oh, he didn't tell you? [13:14.80] [13:14.80]Well, actually, it's kind of funny. Um...I was doing some laundry, [13:19.30] [13:19.30]and I noticed that the robe I was wearing had some baby food on it, [13:23.00] [13:23.00]so I threw it in, figuring I could dash upstairs while everyone was asleep, [13:27.70] [13:27.70]and then I ran into Tom [13:30.50] [13:30.60]while I was totally naked. [13:32.80] [13:37.00]And so, Claire, when did this incident occur? [13:42.00] [13:42.20]I don't know. It was pretty late. [13:44.40] [13:44.40]I think he might have come down to make coffee or something. [13:47.70] [13:49.40]You don't say. [13:51.30] [13:51.70]Wow. [13:53.50] [13:53.50]Wow. [13:55.30] [13:55.30]Wow. Well, this is certainly impressive. I can definitely get you work as a model, [14:00.00] [14:00.00]but you do realize it's different from the runway work you did in New York and Milan. [14:03.90] [14:03.90]Of course. I made $10,000 a day. [14:06.90] [14:06.90]I don't expect to --to make that here. [14:10.20] [14:10.20]Well, that's good, because you won't. [14:12.10] [14:12.10]Yeah. So what do you got? [14:14.80] [14:14.80]Well, there is something. [14:16.70] [14:16.70]Uh, they need a model to demonstrate the new buick lacrosse at the fairview mall. [14:22.80] [14:22.80]It's just going to be you and the car on a revolving platform. 300 bucks for the day. [14:28.40] [14:30.10]Uh, what else do you have? [14:32.20] [14:32.20]Sure. [14:33.30] [14:33.30]Um... ooh. Can you swing a sword? [14:37.30] [14:37.30]Sci-fi convention needs someone to dress up as a warrior princess. [14:42.30] [14:42.60]A warrior princess? [14:44.60] [14:46.00]Mr. Gibb, I am a professional model. [14:49.40] [14:49.40]Look at this bone structure. [14:51.20] [14:51.20]This face is a cash cow. [14:53.00] [14:53.00]And if you don't have the vision to take advantage of that, then maybe I'm at the wrong agency. [14:57.00] [14:57.00]Hey, look, honey, [14:58.40] [14:58.40]I'm the only modeling agent in a 100-mile radius. [15:00.80] [15:00.80]I book women for boat shows and garden tool expos. [15:04.10] [15:04.10]If you don't like it, move back to the city. [15:07.50] [15:11.90]This, um, buick thing... [15:15.20] [15:15.20]does it include lunch? [15:17.60] [15:21.30]Just so you know, [15:23.40] [15:23.90]I really am grateful for everything you're doing for me. [15:26.10] [15:26.10]Oh, I don't need your gratitude. [15:28.00] [15:28.00]You're only here because your children are master extortionists. [15:32.00] [15:32.00]So you didn't tell them about -- [15:33.40] [15:33.40]your adultery? No, I decided to keep that little gem all to myself. [15:38.10] [15:38.60]Listen, I know this is a real imposition -- [15:40.50] [15:40.50]yes, it is. [15:41.80] [15:41.80]The doctor said you could be here for weeks. [15:44.10] [15:44.10]Would it make you feel any better if I told you I'm sorry for what I did? [15:48.00] [15:48.00]Yes, it would... [15:50.00] [15:50.00]if I still felt anything for you. [15:52.10] [15:52.10]But as it stands, the place you used to occupy in my heart is very much empty now. [15:57.50] [15:58.20]You must still feel something for me. [16:00.70] [16:01.20]And why do you think that? [16:02.80] [16:02.80]Oh, come on. Bree, look at this. [16:04.60] [16:04.60]You're using the good china,freshly pressed napkins, flowers from the garden. [16:09.50] [16:09.50]This tray was prepared with loving care. [16:12.70] [16:12.90]Do me a favor, Rex -- [16:14.50] [16:14.50]please don't mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection. [16:18.50] [16:32.00]Hold on a sec. [16:33.80] [16:36.90]Okay. Now I'm good. [16:39.40] [16:40.50]What? [16:41.60] [16:41.60]You're just --god, I love you. [16:44.90] [16:46.00]Oh. [16:48.20] [16:49.00]Well...that's great. [16:52.00] [16:52.00]Wait, look, that just kind of popped out. [16:53.90] [16:53.90]No, no, it's fine. It just kind of caught me off-guard. [16:57.30] [16:58.10]I mean, I want to say it back. [16:59.70] [16:59.70]Yeah, but you're not ready. It's okay. [17:02.10] [17:02.10]You're not mad, are you? [17:03.30] [17:03.30]No, god. We haven't even been dating that long, and you've got other issues. I get it. [17:07.10] [17:07.10]Good. [17:08.30] [17:11.00]Issues? What kind of issues do you think I have? [17:12.90] [17:12.90]You know, I retract my earlier statement. I no longer love you. [17:16.20] [17:16.20]In fact, I just think of you as a really good buddy. [17:18.10] [17:18.10]No. No, no, no, no. You obviously think you have some insight into my soul, [17:21.80] [17:21.80]so please go ahead. Dazzle me. [17:24.70] [17:24.70]Your divorce left you hurt and vulnerable. [17:27.60] [17:27.60]Big insight. The postman knows that. [17:29.30] [17:29.30]And there's a chance you might still have feelings for your ex. [17:33.10] [17:33.10]What? [17:34.60] [17:35.30]I loathe Karl, [17:37.40] [17:37.40]and the postman will back me up on that, too. [17:39.40] [17:39.40]I'm sure part of you does hate him, but, well, maybe part of you is still hung up on him. [17:44.00] [17:44.00]Where are you getting this? [17:45.40] [17:45.40]Well, he broke up with the woman he left you for, [17:47.60] [17:47.60]and what was the first thing you did? You hugged him [17:50.90] [17:50.90]and invited him to a party. [17:52.90] [17:52.90]Okay. [17:55.00] [17:55.00]The analysis part of this evening is now over. [17:59.30] [17:59.70]Hey... you asked. [18:02.10] [18:02.10]Well, you know what? [18:04.00] [18:04.00]You're going to come to julie's party tomorrow night, [18:06.10] [18:06.10]and you're going to see Karl and I together, [18:07.80] [18:07.80]and you're going to understand once and for all that I have no feelings for him whatsoever. [18:11.40] [18:11.40]Well, actually, I have tickets to a basketball game -- [18:12.50] [18:12.50]well, actually, you're coming to the party tomorrow, and that's the end of it. [18:15.90] [18:15.90]This is what I get for saying "I love you." [18:17.70] [18:17.70]What? [18:18.60] [18:18.60]Nothing. [18:20.00] [18:23.00]There you go. [18:24.10] [18:24.10]Hello, George. [18:25.50] [18:25.50]Mrs. Van De Kamp. You're looking lovely today. [18:27.50] [18:27.50]You always say the nicest things. [18:30.10] [18:30.10]Well, it's, uh, it's true. [18:33.10] [18:33.20]Listen, I have a prescription here for Rex. I don't know if you heard, but he had a heart attack. [18:37.80] [18:37.80]I had no idea. Is he okay? [18:39.10] [18:39.10]Oh, yes, he'll --he'll live, but, uh, the doctor says he's at risk for something called pericarditis. [18:44.60] [18:44.60]Do you know anything about that? [18:45.80] [18:45.80]It's an inflammation of the membrane that surrounds the heart. [18:48.90] [18:48.90]It'll take a few months to make sure it doesn't develop, but he'll need constant care. [18:52.60] [18:52.60]So I hear. [18:54.60] [18:55.00]As the words "constant care" echoed in her head, [18:59.00] [18:59.00]Bree caught a sickening glimpse into her future... [19:03.10] [19:03.10]okay, here we go. [19:04.50] [19:04.50]Which prompted her to seek an old-fashioned remedy. [19:09.10] [19:09.20]George, would you go out to dinner with me? [19:12.30] [19:12.30]Um, y-you mean like a date? [19:15.20] [19:15.20]Yes. I think it would be fun. [19:17.60] [19:17.60]What about your husband? [19:19.90] [19:19.90]Oh, him. [19:22.20] [19:22.20]Well, we're separated. [19:25.30] [19:29.40]In spite of Mrs. Huber's disappearance, life on Wisteria Lane started to return to normal [19:35.50] [19:35.50]until an intriguing discovery was made on a dirt road next to the interstate. [19:41.40] [19:42.80]This is officer burton. [19:44.00] [19:44.00]I have an abandoned vehicle registered to a missing person. One Martha Huber. Please advise. [19:49.10] [19:51.70]As news spread of this mysterious development, everyone in the neighborhood decided to band together [19:58.10] [19:58.60]to show their support and to look for clues... [20:02.40] [20:02.40]or worse. [20:04.10] [20:04.10]I'm keeping my eyes on the horizon. [20:06.20] [20:06.20]Please tell me if I am about to step on a body part. [20:08.90] [20:08.90]It's a search and rescue, not recover. We don't know if she's dead. [20:11.80] [20:11.80]Yeah, people fake their own abductions all the time. [20:14.40] [20:14.40]Could we talk about something else, something less depressing? [20:17.40] [20:17.40]Well, here's something -- Mike told me he loved me. [20:20.30] [20:20.50]Oh, my god! [20:21.50] [20:21.50]Over here! They found the body! [20:23.10] [20:23.10]No, I'm sorry! False alarm! We didn't find a body. [20:26.20] [20:26.20]Uh, Susan just had some really good news. [20:29.30] [20:29.70]- Sorry. - It was nothing. False alarm. [20:32.70] [20:32.70]Well, doesn't that figure. Susan always finds a way to make it about her. [20:37.40] [20:39.80]Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the fabulous buick lacrosse. [20:45.30] [20:49.60]It -- it has expertly crafted interior, [20:53.90] [20:53.90]peaceful, quiet tuning, and ultra sonic rear parking assist. [20:59.50] [20:59.60]Observe the remote activation feature. [21:02.80] [21:07.90]Uh, and it also has a lot of other exciting, good, cool car things. [21:13.30] [21:29.90]Tom, Lynette. What are you doing here? [21:33.70] [21:33.70]We're buying a new water heater. Um, how about you? [21:36.40] [21:36.40]Just doing a little shopping, trying to get my mind off things. [21:38.80] [21:38.80]Hey, Gabby, you need help? It looks like you're stuck here. [21:40.90] [21:40.90]Oh, I guess I am. [21:42.10] [21:42.10]- No worries. I got it. - Guess I got too close to the turntable. [21:45.80] [21:45.80]I'm a sucker for these buicks. [21:47.50] [21:47.50]Come on, you bastard. [21:49.00] [21:49.00]You know, with their, uh, perfectly crafted interior and peaceful, quiet tuning. [21:55.00] [21:55.00]Uh-huh. [21:56.70] [21:56.70]Little formal for the mall. [21:58.80] [21:58.80]Oh, uh, you know, I-I wanted to match the shoes to the dress. [22:04.40] [22:05.50]This is, uh, sarah, [22:07.50] [22:07.50]my shopping buddy. We like to hitthe boutiques together. [22:11.90] [22:11.90]Okay, well, you gals, um, shop your little hearts out. See you later. [22:17.70] [22:17.70]Bye. [22:20.40] [22:29.60]Wow. Look at you. You going out? [22:33.00] [22:33.00]Not that it's any of your business, but, um, I have a date. [22:37.10] [22:37.10]A date? What kind of date? [22:39.10] [22:39.10]Rex, I don't want to say anything that might upset you. [22:41.30] [22:41.30]The doctor says any undue stress could cause another heart attack. [22:45.00] [22:50.30]It's a romantic date with a single, attractive man, and I intend to french the hell out of him. [22:55.60] [22:56.50]Oh, right on time. [22:58.90] [23:01.20]- Hi. - Hi. [23:02.50] [23:02.50]In my spare time, I garden. I thought you might like these. [23:05.60] [23:05.60]Oh, my. They're exquisite. [23:08.30] [23:08.30]Compost and eggshells? [23:10.00] [23:10.00]Yes. [23:11.20] [23:11.20]Oh. Come on in. [23:12.40] [23:12.40]Thanks. [23:14.10] [23:15.90]George, you remember Rex. [23:18.60] [23:21.20]Uh, I thought you said you were separated. [23:22.60] [23:22.60]Oh, we are, emotionally. Physically, he just lives here because his mistress refuses to care for him. [23:27.60] [23:27.60]Would you like a drink? [23:29.20] [23:29.20]Uh, no, I-I'm fine, thanks. [23:32.50] [23:32.50]Rex, say hello to George. [23:34.80] [23:34.80]Hello, George. [23:36.10] [23:36.10]Hello, Dr. Van De Kamp. [23:37.40] [23:37.40]I'm going to go put these in water. [23:39.10] [23:39.10]George, why don't you have a seat, and I'll be right back? [23:43.60] [23:51.90]So, uh, how's your heart, Dr. Van De Kamp? [23:54.60] [23:54.60]- Better. How's the pharmacy? - Busy. It's busy. [23:58.80] [24:05.40]Is something funny? [24:06.20] [24:06.20]It's -- it's nothing. [24:08.90] [24:08.90]See, I, uh...I recently engaged in some extracurricular activity, [24:14.50] [24:14.50]and now bree's doing anything she can to make me suffer [24:18.10] [24:18.20]All you can do is laugh. [24:20.30] [24:20.30]Yeah. I-I guess. [24:22.80] [24:23.30]Oh, these flowers are stunning. They're the best ones I've ever gotten. [24:28.70] [24:32.70]Shall we? [24:33.60] [24:33.60]Well, it was nice talking to you, Dr. Van De Kamp. [24:35.70] [24:35.70]Please. You're dating my wife. Call me Rex. [24:39.30] [24:43.90]That salesgirl that sold us the water heater -- she had a cute figure. [24:47.10] [24:47.10]Yeah, I guess. I didn't notice. [24:48.40] [24:48.40]Oh, how can you say? She was so your type-- big breasts, really curvy. [24:53.00] [24:53.30]What are you doing? [24:54.10] [24:54.10]Nothing. I'm just saying you prefer women who are really curvy, women like that salesgirl or Claire. [24:59.40] [25:00.10]There's only one type that I prefer. [25:03.10] [25:03.10]You. [25:04.00] [25:04.00]Aw, you kissed me as though that would end this conversation, and it so won't. [25:08.00] [25:08.00]Why am I in trouble? I haven't done anything wrong. [25:10.70] [25:10.70]The only reason you made love to me the other night was because you had just seen claire naked. [25:14.90] [25:17.00]aw, crap. [25:19.00] [25:19.40]Claire is a great nanny. It would be stupid to lose her over something like this. [25:23.30] [25:23.30]You and I have had crushes before. We always tell each other. [25:26.50] [25:26.50]We laugh about it. It's no big deal. [25:28.10] [25:28.10]What worries me about this is you're denying you're obviously attracted. Why? [25:31.00] [25:31.00]I'm not denying anything. [25:32.70] [25:32.70]Oh, so you are attracted to her. [25:34.30] [25:34.30]I didn't say that. [25:36.50] [25:37.60]What are you doing? [25:38.80] [25:38.80]We are not going anywhere until you confess you have the hots for our nanny. [25:42.70] [25:42.70]Tom, it's okay. She's attractive. [25:45.50] [25:45.50]Men by nature are drawn to fertile young women with whom they can plant their seed. [25:50.30] [25:50.30]It's the basic flaw of your gender. I get it. Just do me the honor of -- [25:55.30] [25:58.30]we'd all like to get out of here. Is there a problem? [26:00.90] [26:00.90]My husband won't admit that he has lust in his heart. [26:04.30] [26:04.30]Can you give us a minute? [26:06.20] [26:09.00]Lynette, Claire is attractive, yes. [26:13.60] [26:14.00]But I am not attracted to her. [26:16.30] [26:16.30]Look, if I thought for even a second that there was any danger in having Claire around, [26:20.80] [26:20.80]I'd be the first to get rid of her. [26:22.30] [26:22.30]It's you. You're the one. [26:25.40] [26:25.40]You always have been, and you always will be. [26:29.10] [26:31.90]All right. Hold your water. [26:35.20] [26:38.20]Then as a coda, we drink ice cream soda here down at the old five and dime, yeah [26:43.50] [26:48.30]yay. Oh, you guys were fantastic. [26:49.60] [26:49.60]Thank you. [26:51.00] [26:51.00]Um, they've got a dance floor upstairs, and we're going to go check it out. [26:53.70] [26:53.70]Okay. Have fun. [26:55.00] [26:59.00]Edie. Over here. [27:01.00] [27:01.40]What the hell is she doing here? [27:02.50] [27:02.50]What, I don't get to bring a date? I heard you were bringing him. [27:06.20] [27:06.20]Of all people, you pick that tired piece of -- [27:09.10] [27:09.10]- Edie. - Hi, Susan. [27:10.20] [27:10.20]Oh, thank you so much for the invite. [27:12.40] [27:12.40]God knows I needed something to get my mind off poor Martha. [27:16.40] [27:16.40]A kiss for the birthday boy. [27:19.80] [27:25.70]Um, Edie, it's not his birthday. [27:28.70] [27:31.40]Oh. Oh. [27:35.00] [27:36.30]Thank you, George. That was a lovely evening. [27:38.80] [27:38.80]The pleasure was mine. [27:40.30] [27:40.30]There's nothing better than great conversation with a beautiful woman over a delicious meal. [27:46.50] [27:49.00]Well, I guess I should go inside. [27:51.30] [27:51.30]I'm glad we did this. [27:52.80] [27:52.80]Me too. [27:54.50] [27:59.60]Andrew. Where did you come from? [28:02.50] [28:02.50]I was just on my wayback from brian's house. What's going on here? [28:06.10] [28:06.10]Oh, uh, you remember Mr. Williams, our pharmacist. [28:09.50] [28:09.50]- Hey there. - How's it going? [28:11.80] [28:11.80]What are you doing in his car? [28:13.20] [28:13.20]We're just, um, talking. Mr. Williams took me out to dinner. [28:19.80] [28:19.80]You mean like on a date? [28:22.10] [28:22.50]Well, um... [28:25.00] [28:27.70]Yes. [28:29.20] [28:29.40]You are aware that she's married, right? [28:31.80] [28:31.80]Andrew, your father and I are separated, and you know it. [28:34.80] [28:34.80]I don't care. Couldn't you at least wait until he was out of the house? [28:37.40] [28:37.40]The only reason he's still in the house is because you insisted I care for him. [28:41.00] [28:41.10]So -- so what, what are you guys going to do now? [28:43.20] [28:43.20]Are you -- are you two going to have sex? [28:45.20] [28:45.20]- No, we are not going to have sex. - Why not? [28:47.40] [28:47.40]Because I don't commit adultery like your father. [28:50.30] [28:55.70]That's right. Your father had an affair, I found out about it, and I'm just trying to move on with my life. [29:01.60] [29:03.90]You should watch out for her. She's a liar. [29:07.90] [29:07.90]Andrew... [29:09.40] [29:21.90]In spite of her mounting debt, [29:24.10] [29:24.10]Gabrielle was determined to prove she could get along just fine without Carlos's money. [29:29.60] [29:32.40]It wasn't until the electricity went out [29:35.80] [29:35.80]that she finally began to see the light. [29:39.50] [29:49.40]Mr. Hartley, it's Gabrielle Solis. [29:52.60] [29:52.60]I need you to start working on releasing Carlos on bail. [29:56.50] [29:58.30]I just remembered where I put his passport. [30:01.80] [30:01.80]But I, I took the sweet life [30:04.70] [30:04.70]never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet [30:09.60] [30:09.60]I spent my life exploring the subtle whoring [30:15.00] [30:15.00]that costs too much to be free [30:18.30] [30:18.30]hey, lady [30:20.60] [30:20.60]I've been to paradise [30:26.20] [30:28.70]but I've never been [30:35.30] [30:35.30]to me [30:43.20] [30:44.90]Oh, thank you. [30:47.20] [30:47.20]Damn, woman. You were good. [30:50.20] [30:52.00]Yes. All right, you're next, susie Q. What you going to sing? [30:56.00] [30:56.00]Yes [30:56.80] [30:56.80]You sing? [30:57.60] [30:57.60]Only when I'm alone. [30:59.00] [30:59.00]Come on. We're among friends. [31:00.40] [31:00.40]I don't think so. [31:01.50] [31:01.50]Well, I, for one, would love to hear your voice. [31:04.60] [31:04.60]Give it up, plumber. She's not budging. [31:07.30] [31:08.10]You want to hear me sing? [31:09.20] [31:09.20]Yeah. [31:10.20] [31:10.20]Okay. [31:11.90] [31:15.20]What's it going to be? I'll tell the piano player. [31:18.20] [31:18.40]"New york, new york." [31:19.40] [31:19.40]Oh, I am so excited to hear you. [31:22.50] [31:22.50]Oh, but doesn't it just figure? [31:25.20] [31:25.20]What do you mean? [31:26.20] [31:26.20]You have to get up in front of a room full of people dressed like that. [31:30.00] [31:31.20]I hope they don't turn on you. [31:33.70] [31:33.70]I think I'll take my chances, sort of like you did on those high notes. [31:37.50] [31:39.60]I'm going to get us two more. [31:40.70] [31:40.70]That's a great idea. [31:42.30] [31:42.70]So that Mike -- he seems pretty even-keeled. [31:46.00] [31:46.00]Yeah. He's a great guy. [31:47.80] [31:47.80]But you know, I mean, he's a little buster brown. [31:51.50] [31:51.50]Don't you ever worry you're going to get bored? [31:53.60] [31:53.60]Thanks for your concern, Karl. I'm fine. [31:56.10] [31:56.10]Go figure. [31:57.90] [31:57.90]Even though our marriage was crazy at times, it never got dull. [32:01.40] [32:01.40]Yeah, that part when you slept with your secretary was really exciting. [32:05.40] [32:05.40]I know. How many times do I have to hear it? It was a mistake. [32:09.50] [32:09.50]But don't I ever get credit for the 13 loyal years beforehand? [32:14.00] [32:14.10]You must not be counting the Hendersons' christmas party. [32:17.10] [32:17.10]Edie, not now. [32:18.60] [32:18.60]Oh, what's the big deal, Karl? Your marriage is history anyway. [32:22.20] [32:22.20]Edie. [32:22.70] [32:22.70]It was nothing, really. Basically, we both got plastered on eggnog, [32:27.40] [32:27.40]and we found ourselves standing under the, uh, mistletoe, [32:31.10] [32:31.10]and we were like, "okay, well, what do we do now?" [32:34.10] [32:34.10]So I smiled, and he smiled, and then Karl reached over and started feeling me up. [32:42.30] [32:42.30]- Susie, that's not how it happened. - All right, Susan, come on, you're up. [32:44.20] [32:44.20]What? [32:44.90] [32:44.90]This is --it's so silly. [32:46.50] [32:46.50]Susie -- [32:47.20] [32:47.20]Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Susan Mayer. [32:51.00] [33:02.70]Start spreadin' the news [33:06.40] [33:06.40]I'm leavin' today [33:10.10] [33:10.10]I wanna be a part of it [33:13.70] [33:13.70]new york, new york [33:17.50] [33:17.50]these vagabond shoes [33:20.30] [33:20.30]you're an ass, you know that? No, keep playing. [33:23.10] [33:23.10]Are longing to stray [33:25.60] [33:25.60]there's a word, you know, right? [33:27.40] [33:27.40]And get around the heart of it [33:30.70] [33:30.70]new york, new york [33:34.50] [33:34.50]I wanna [33:36.40] [33:36.40]just tell you that the affair was one thing. [33:39.30] [33:39.30]I mean, I forgave you, because on some small level, [33:41.60] [33:41.60]I thought that you were in love with her, [33:43.20] [33:43.20]and now I find out that you were just groping people at parties. [33:47.20] [33:47.20]Top of the heap [33:50.50] [33:50.50]Karl, don't you turn away from me. Look at me! [33:53.90] [33:55.70]You know, what else were you doing during our marriage? [33:57.10] [33:57.10]How many other women were you sticking it to? [33:59.50] [33:59.50]As god is my witness, it will snow on the hills of hell before I ever feel sorry for you again! [34:06.70] [34:12.80]New york [34:15.80] [34:19.10]As the police interviewed the residents of Wisteria Lane about the mysterious disappearance of Martha Huber, [34:26.00] [34:26.00]my husband Paul reasoned it would only be a matter of time before their digging would begin to yield answers. [34:34.20] [34:55.60]Since he knew the police had no suspects, [34:59.40] [35:00.60]he decided to point them towards the most logical candidate. [35:05.90] [35:09.30]You see, if there's one thing Paul understood about the suburbs, it was this -- [35:16.10] [35:16.50]no one's ever more suspicious [35:20.30] [35:20.30]than a new neighbor who's just moved in. [35:25.50] [35:28.80]Parker's getting sniffly. [35:30.60] [35:30.60]Yeah, I noticed that, too. I hope he's not coming down with a cold. [35:35.00] [35:35.00]He doesn't have a cough yet, but he sort of has this post-nasal drip thing happening. [35:41.50] [35:41.50]I'll make an appointment for him. [35:43.20] [35:43.20]I always say it is better to be safe than sorry. [35:46.70] [35:46.70]Little kids get sick, and it's -- sorry --out of control... [35:50.70] [35:50.70]man, kids with these colds, it's just -- just this vicious cycle. [36:01.80] [36:14.10]Um, um, Claire? [36:16.50] [36:19.60]We have to make some changes. [36:22.00] [36:26.40]What are you doing? [36:27.00] [36:27.00]I'm packing up your father's things for when he eventually moves out. [36:30.90] [36:30.90]Well, here. Let me help you. [36:34.00] [36:35.90]Look, I-I talked to dad, [36:39.10] [36:39.10]and it turns out you were telling the truth. [36:42.00] [36:44.80]Oh, andrew, I'm so sorry that I said anything. [36:48.10] [36:48.10]No, you know, I'm glad you did. Now I know. [36:51.80] [36:52.50]There comes this point in every boy's life. [36:54.90] [36:54.90]What, finding out his dad's screwing around? [36:58.50] [36:58.90]No. [37:00.10] [37:00.10]That his father's only human. [37:02.50] [37:04.20]Listen, why are you taking care of him? [37:06.90] [37:06.90]Is it because of what Danielle and I said? Because you can forget that. [37:09.90] [37:09.90]I'll help you take his stuff out on the street if you want. [37:12.40] [37:12.40]That's sweet, but I'm taking care of him because it's the right thing to do. [37:16.20] [37:16.70]Why are you being such a push over? [37:19.40] [37:19.80]I mean, he cheated on you. [37:21.50] [37:21.50]He's a jerk. [37:23.20] [37:23.20]Andrew... [37:24.70] [37:25.10]you will not speak that way about your father in front of me. [37:28.40] [37:28.40]Why the hell not? I mean, for once, I'm actually on your side. [37:32.40] [37:32.40]Yes, I'm angry with him. [37:34.10] [37:34.10]I am going to divorce him. I may even marry somebody else. [37:36.30] [37:36.30]But make no mistake about it, your father is and always will be the love of my life. [37:41.70] [37:43.10]He gave me the best18-year marriage that... [37:47.60] [37:49.00]I could have ever hoped for. [37:51.50] [37:54.20]And for that, you will respect him. [37:56.80] [37:57.80]Okay [37:59.20] [38:18.60]What is it? I'm really, really busy. [38:20.50] [38:20.50]I came by to apologize. [38:22.90] [38:22.90]Oh. Well, in that case, come on in. I'm not doing anything. [38:27.90] [38:31.90]I can't believe Edie brought the whole thing up. [38:34.90] [38:35.20]Susan... I-I am so sorry. [38:38.50] [38:38.50]I-I thought I was done hurting you. [38:40.50] [38:40.50]Yeah, me too. [38:42.10] [38:43.90]And just so you know, [38:45.80] [38:45.80]I'm sorry for flipping out. [38:48.60] [38:48.60]I shouldn't let you get to me like that. [38:51.30] [38:54.00]What? [38:55.00] [38:55.00]I do still get to you, don't I? [38:56.80] [38:56.80]That's the difference between the plumber and me. [38:59.70] [38:59.70]No, don't get me wrong, he's a good guy. I mean, I like him. [39:03.40] [39:03.40]But I'm betting that you two don't have what we had together. [39:06.80] [39:06.80]There was always a spark between us. [39:09.60] [39:09.60]A spark? [39:11.50] [39:11.50]Look, what I'm trying to say is he must seem really safe after me. [39:16.10] [39:16.10]A moray eel would seem safe after you. [39:19.10] [39:20.50]That's what I'm talking about -- that great back-and-forth, the joking around... [39:25.70] [39:25.70]we still argue and push each other's buttons. [39:29.50] [39:29.50]News flash --I hated all of that. [39:32.20] [39:32.20]Come on, you have to admit when it was good, [39:34.80] [39:34.80]it was the best. [39:37.10] [39:37.10]What are you saying? [39:39.00] [39:39.80]Let's give this another shot. [39:42.40] [39:43.70]You want me back? [39:44.90] [39:44.90]Yeah. [39:46.90] [39:46.90]Yeah. I realize now [39:50.00] [39:50.00]that you were the woman that was meant for me. [39:55.50] [39:56.30]Wow. [39:59.40] [39:59.90]W-w-- just so we're clear, [40:01.20] [40:01.20]so -- so you want to move back in here and -- and be faithful to me and love me with all your heart and soul? [40:08.90] [40:09.00]Absolutely. [40:10.50] [40:10.50]Oh, my god. This is so wonderful. [40:13.00] [40:13.00]Yeah. I know, I know. [40:15.90] [40:16.70]I want to kiss you. [40:17.80] [40:17.80]Oh, god. No, Karl. Um, no, [40:21.50] [40:21.50]what I meant by wonderful was that I wondered inside if I still had feelings for you, if deep down, I still loved you. [40:28.40] [40:28.40]And? [40:29.10] [40:29.10]And -- [40:31.50] [40:31.60]There's nothing there. [40:33.30] [40:33.30]Come on. You've got to feel something. [40:35.30] [40:35.30]Well, actually, I do, yeah. Excuse me. [40:39.40] [40:40.40]Oh, my god. [40:43.00] [40:57.10]Susan. [40:57.90] [40:57.90]Mike, guess what. [40:59.80] [40:59.80]I love you. [41:01.30] [41:01.30]Are you sure? [41:02.40] [41:02.40]Yes. [41:04.30] [41:10.60]Did I come at a bad time? [41:11.80] [41:11.80]Um, they're just asking some questions about Mrs. Huber. [41:15.10] [41:16.20]I love him. You can write that in your little book. [41:19.20] [41:23.50]We are all searching for someone, [41:26.60] [41:26.60]that special person who will provide us what's missing in our lives. [41:31.90] [41:31.90]Someone who can offer companionship... [41:34.50] [41:34.50]George? Hi, it's me -- Bree. [41:38.90] [41:38.90]I was wondering, are you free next saturday? [41:41.60] [41:42.30]You are? Oh, that's wonderful. [41:45.10] [41:45.10]Or assistance... [41:46.50] [41:46.50]hi. I understand your agency handles nannies. [41:50.60] [41:50.80]I need someone experienced and preferably unattractive. [41:55.60] [41:57.30]Or security. [41:58.40] [41:58.40]Hi, honey. Did the lawyer tell you the good news? [42:01.70] [42:01.70]You're going to make bail. I found your passport. [42:06.20] [42:06.20]And sometimes, if we search very hard, we can find someone who provides us... [42:11.10] [42:11.10]well, I just called to say hi, and I love you. [42:14.20] [42:14.20]With all three. [42:16.30] [42:16.30]All right, all right. Enough already. [42:20.20] [42:23.20]Yes, we're all searching for someone, [42:26.60] [42:26.60]and if we can't find them, [42:29.00] [42:29.00]we can only pray [42:30.90] [42:30.90]they find us. [42:33.00] [42:33.00]What you got, boy? [42:34.60] [42:36.60]The End [43:19.60]

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