絕望的主婦第一季第十二集

[00:00.02]Previously on "desperate housewives"...We're making a mistake. These are nice people. [00:01.60] [00:01.60]My money says one of them isn't. [00:03.40] [00:03.40]How creepy is Mrs. Huber's sister? [00:05.40] [00:05.40]Promises were made. [00:06.70] [00:06.70]I'm going to find out exactly what happened to her. [00:09.60] [00:09.60]Marriages came undone. [00:11.00] [00:11.00]Gabrielle and I are about to start a family. [00:12.70] [00:12.70]Well, we're not negotiating my uterus. [00:14.70] [00:14.70]George, would you go out to dinner with me? [00:16.80] [00:16.80]You mean like a date? [00:18.10] [00:18.10]A date? [00:18.90] [00:18.90]And the truth... [00:20.00] [00:20.00]You burned your rival's house down. [00:21.60] [00:21.60]Was denied. [00:22.60] [00:22.60]I absolutely did not do that thing you accused me of. [00:26.90] [00:28.60]Martha Huber waited her whole life for something to happen to her, something exciting. [00:35.40] [00:35.70]As a child, she hoped to be kidnapped by a band of pirates. [00:40.30] [00:41.00]As a teenager, she dreamt of being discovered by a hollywood talent scout. [00:46.90] [00:47.00]As a young woman, she fantasized a handsome millionaire would sweep her off her feet. [00:53.70] [00:54.30]But the years had flown by, and still nothing exciting had ever happened to Martha Huber. [01:01.50] [01:03.60]Until the night she was murdered. [01:07.00] [01:07.00]Hello, Mrs. Huber. [01:08.80] [01:08.80]Paul. [01:09.60] [01:09.60]Let me give you a hand. [01:10.50] [01:10.50]That's really not necessary. [01:11.60] [01:11.60]I insist. [01:13.20] [01:13.20]In those last moments, it occurred to her in addition to being boring, [01:19.10] [01:19.10]Life could also be very cruel. [01:23.10] [01:23.40]Luckily for Mrs. Huber, death was far more merciful. [01:29.20] [01:31.90]What do you think? [01:33.90] [01:34.60]That's our missing woman, all right. [01:37.50] [01:38.20]Oh, jeez. Didn't take the media long to get wind of this. [01:42.60] [01:42.60]Make sure no one contaminates my crime scene. [01:46.80] [01:55.00]Hey, little lady. [01:57.20] [01:57.40]A lot of people are looking for you, you know that? [01:59.90] [01:59.90]Your face is going to be on the front page of every paper in this state. [02:04.20] [02:04.20]How's that for exciting? [02:05.90] [02:05.90]Officer Jackson couldn't be sure, but for a brief moment, [02:10.10] [02:10.10]he thought he saw the corpse of Martha Huber... [02:14.40] [02:14.40]smile. [02:17.10] [02:53.80]<font color=F62B97>Episode 12 : Every Day a Little Death [02:58.00] [03:04.20]Death had come once again to Wisteria Lane. [03:08.20] [03:08.20]I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. [03:11.10] [03:11.10]We found your sister's body. [03:14.30] [03:18.00]Word of the tragedy would soon spread throughout the neighborhood, [03:22.20] [03:22.20]but for now, people went about their lives as they always did -- blissfully unaware. [03:30.50] [03:31.90]Hello. Anybody home? [03:33.70] [03:33.70]In the kitchen. [03:35.10] [03:35.10]Good news. [03:36.20] [03:36.20]I finished my book, so I thought to celebrate, you could take me out to lunch. [03:40.50] [03:40.50]Hey, Susan. [03:41.50] [03:41.50]Uh, can we do a rain check? [03:42.60] [03:42.60]Edie and I are just looking over the plans to rebuild her house. [03:45.30] [03:45.30]My insurance company's finally cutting my check next week, [03:48.10] [03:48.10]and there's only one plumber I want. [03:50.50] [03:50.50]So don't expect to see this guy for a few months. [03:53.00] [03:53.00]I'm going to be riding him hard. [03:55.30] [03:55.30]Well, if anybody can go the distance, he can. I should know. [03:59.70] [04:00.50]See ya. [04:02.30] [04:08.60]Uh, Mike? [04:11.10] [04:11.90]Mike? [04:12.80] [04:12.80]We're on the clock. [04:15.30] [04:22.10]Hey, Felicia. What's up? [04:25.10] [04:30.30]Edie? [04:32.60] [04:32.60]They found Martha. [04:35.60] [04:36.00]Here. Blow. Good. All right. [04:39.10] [04:39.10]Come on. This is going to be fun. Follow me. [04:42.40] [04:52.30]Excuse me. [04:53.30] [04:53.30]Yeah? [04:54.40] [04:54.40]You can't do that. [04:56.20] [04:56.20]I'm here for the 10:00 A.M. Yoga meditation class. [04:58.90] [04:58.90]Unfortunately, the day care center's full. [05:01.60] [05:02.40]Yeah, I noticed that, but every time I come here, it's full. [05:05.70] [05:05.70]It's a popular class. And the other moms come early. [05:09.10] [05:09.10]Look, all I can tell you is plan ahead next time. [05:12.80] [05:14.90]Uh, Lauren, I'm a mother of four. [05:17.30] [05:17.30]Today I had to get up at 5:00, [05:19.00] [05:19.00]make lunches, make breakfast, drop the twins off at school, [05:22.20] [05:22.20]and get across town lugging a baby and a sick child. [05:25.50] [05:25.50]Telling me to plan ahead is like telling me to sprout wings, [05:29.00] [05:29.00]and it's things like being told to plan ahead that make me so crazy [05:33.20] [05:33.20]that yoga is the only thing that relaxes me, [05:35.40] [05:35.40]except I show up here, and I can't get in, and you tell me to plan ahead. [05:41.60] [05:41.60]It's a vicious cycle. [05:43.90] [05:43.90]See how that works? [05:45.30] [05:45.30]I get it. [05:46.60] [05:46.60]But if I broke the rules for you, I'd have to break them for the other moms, too, [05:49.80] [05:49.80]and then the moms who actually followed the rules would get all pissed at me, [05:52.50] [05:52.50]and then I'd have to get pissy right back, [05:53.70] [05:53.70]and before you know it, I don't have time to read my magazine. [05:57.20] [05:57.20]See how that works? [06:00.00] [06:00.70]I hope someday, you have lots of children. [06:04.70] [06:07.30]Hello? [06:08.50] [06:08.50]Oh, hey, Susan. Listen, I can't talk. I'm in the middle of something here that -- [06:12.60] [06:14.00]what? [06:16.10] [06:24.90]I had a wonderful time today. [06:26.30] [06:26.30]Thank you. I did, too. [06:29.50] [06:35.10]Sorry I can't invite you in for coffee or... [06:37.47] [06:37.47]No, I get it. Rex still lives in the house. It would be awkward. [06:41.00] [06:41.00]Yeah, and I would rather cut off my hand than hurt his feelings. [06:45.10] [06:47.20]It'll, um... it'll be a lot easier once he gets well enough to move out. [06:52.50] [06:52.50]So do you want to have lunch tomorrow? [06:55.60] [06:57.60]I'd love to. [07:00.90] [07:01.50]Okay. Wow. [07:03.40] [07:03.40]Pick me up at 1:00, and we'll do something fun. [07:05.40] [07:05.40]I'll see you then. [07:06.20] [07:06.20]Okay. Oh, packages. [07:07.20] [07:07.20]O h. [07:09.00] [07:09.00]Thank you. [07:11.30] [07:17.20]Hello. [07:19.20] [07:19.50]Oh, hi, Lynette. [07:22.50] [07:23.60]What? [07:25.60] [07:29.90]Sir, watch your head. [07:31.10] [07:31.10]Hi, honey. [07:32.80] [07:32.80]Welcome home. [07:35.20] [07:40.20]Thanks, guys. [07:41.90] [07:42.10]Take it easy. [07:44.10] [07:49.80]Come on, honey. Let's celebrate. [07:51.70] [07:51.70]Sorry it's the cheap stuff. I had to economize. [07:54.40] [07:54.40]But now that you're back, we can restock the wine cellar. [07:57.90] [07:58.30]Let's toast. [07:59.70] [07:59.70]It's very good to be back. [08:01.70] [08:01.70]What's that? [08:03.60] [08:05.10]It transmits to this -- my electronic monitoring device. [08:10.40] [08:10.40]Didn't the lawyer tell you? [08:11.80] [08:11.80]Tell me what? [08:12.80] [08:12.80]I'm on house arrest. It's a condition of my bail. [08:15.90] [08:15.90]Uh, No. No, he neglected to tell me that. [08:19.70] [08:19.70]Yeah, if I move more than 100 feet from that telephone, an alarm sounds. [08:23.80] [08:23.80]If I keep going, it transmits a signal to the FBI, and I'm back in jail. [08:28.10] [08:28.10]But how are you going to work? [08:30.00] [08:30.00]I can't. I can't do anything. [08:32.80] [08:33.30]Uh, no, no, no. That's unreasonable. [08:35.50] [08:35.50]What do they expect us to do for money? [08:37.70] [08:37.70]Well, the lawyer's working on unfreezing the accounts. [08:40.40] [08:40.40]And in the meantime, I mean, haven't you been booking modeling jobs? [08:44.80] [08:44.80]Carlos, this is not like New York where I made thousands of dollars a day modeling haute couture. [08:50.70] [08:50.70]I'm doing boat shows. [08:52.50] [08:52.50]I spend eight hours a day doing this. [08:55.60] [08:56.30]Well, I'd buy two boats from you. [08:59.10] [08:59.40]Come on. [09:01.50] [09:02.30]Where's my toast? [09:05.00] [09:07.70]Welcome home. [09:09.60] [09:15.80]Hello. [09:17.20] [09:17.20]Hi, Bree. [09:19.20] [09:20.20]What? [09:21.80] [09:22.80]If you find anything in your sister's belongings that might shed some light on her death [09:27.50] [09:27.50]letters or a datebook, please call me immediately. [09:35.30] [09:35.50]I believe she did keep a diary or something. I'll look around for it. [09:39.00] [09:42.70]Look at them all [09:44.30] [09:44.30]-- vultures, pretending to care, when all they really want are the sordid details. [09:50.70] [09:50.70]I don't know. I think they just want to show their support. [09:54.50] [09:54.50]Please. Human beings feed on misery. [09:58.70] [09:58.70]Well, we might as well give the people what they want. [10:03.80] [10:06.40]Hello. [10:08.20] [10:08.20]I want to thank you all for coming out here and expressing your genuine sorrow and disbelief. [10:13.60] [10:13.60]My sister Martha would have been so touched. [10:16.20] [10:16.20]I know that many of you have questions. [10:18.50] [10:18.50]I've just spoken with the police, who are still putting together the details of what happened. [10:22.80] [10:22.80]What they do know is Martha died a violent death. [10:27.90] [10:27.90]Oh. [10:29.20] [10:29.20]Yes, I know. [10:30.60] [10:30.60]It's hard to hear. [10:32.50] [10:32.50]Apparently, there was a struggle. [10:35.80] [10:35.90]They found scratching and bruising on her body, several broken bones, and traces of dirt in her lungs... [10:43.60] [10:44.20]which leads us to believe that she was still alive at the time of her burial, and probably in great pain. [10:51.80] [10:52.50]But the good news is there are no signs that she had been molested. [10:59.00] [10:59.20]Now I think it's time that you return to your homes, to your loved ones. [11:07.10] [11:08.60]Oh, in lieu of a memorial service, I'll be holding an estate sale day after tomorrow. [11:14.30] [11:14.30]Please -- no personal checks. [11:17.90] [11:26.20]By the next morning, everyone on Wisteria Lane was aware of Martha Huber's demise... [11:31.90] [11:31.90]- Hey, guys, check out my dead woman. - With no exceptions. [11:35.10] [11:35.10]- Okay, boys. - Hey, mom. [11:36.90] [11:36.90]You see this gum? [11:38.20] [11:38.20]If you promise to be quiet while I am downstairs playing cards, it's all yours. Deal? [11:43.10] [11:43.10]- Yeah. - Deal. [11:44.20] [11:44.20]Yeah, okay. That's what I like to hear. All right, good. [11:47.20] [11:47.40]I mean, what are the odds? First Mary Alice, and then Mrs. Huber? [11:51.20] [11:51.20]I mean, it's shocking. [11:52.30] [11:52.30]Yeah, but this is different. Someone was actually murdered on our street. [11:55.70] [11:55.70]I remember talking to her right before she disappeared. [11:58.20] [11:58.20]You did? What'd you talk about? [11:59.20] [11:59.20]Oh, actually, she yelled at me for not bringing my garbage cans in. [12:02.90] [12:03.00]I'm going to miss her. [12:05.10] [12:08.00]Edie. [12:08.80] [12:08.80]Hi. [12:09.90] [12:09.90]Hi. [12:11.30] [12:11.30]Come on in. [12:12.30] [12:12.30]Oh, you're all here. [12:13.90] [12:13.90]Yeah, tuesday is poker day. [12:16.90] [12:16.90]Really? Oh, you know, I love poker. [12:22.50] [12:26.60]Okay, then. [12:28.40] [12:28.40]Well, here's the deal. [12:31.10] [12:31.10]Since the ice queen isn't doing anything to memorialize her sister, [12:34.70] [12:34.70]I have decided to carry Martha's ashes up to torch lake and scatter them myself. [12:41.30] [12:41.50]It's where her husband proposed. [12:44.10] [12:44.10]That's so sweet. [12:46.10] [12:46.90]I know. [12:48.10] [12:48.10]So I thought that some of the neighbors could caravan up there, [12:52.40] [12:52.40]and we'd have a little ceremony. [12:55.10] [12:55.40]I've printed out maps if anyone needs one, and the dress is semi-formal. [12:59.60] [12:59.60]You know, Edie, I'd love to go, but, um, I just got back into modeling, [13:04.50] [13:04.50]You know, just for fun, and I have a gig tomorrow. [13:07.70] [13:07.70]I can't leave them hanging. [13:09.10] [13:09.10]I wish I would have known earlier. I would have arranged a sitter. [13:11.40] [13:11.40]Darn, I have to take Rex to his angiogram. [13:14.60] [13:14.60]Hmm. [13:17.00] [13:21.00]Well, Mayer? What's your excuse? [13:24.50] [13:26.50]Um, just, you know, busy stuff. [13:30.20] [13:30.20]Well, your friends are much better liars. [13:34.70] [13:41.20]Okay, mommy's friends are gone now, and you can -- [13:45.60] [13:49.00]Oh. [13:50.10] [13:50.10]Ow! Ow! [13:52.50] [13:52.50]Well, yeah, I know it hurts, [13:54.40] [13:54.40]but that's what you get when you let your brothers put bubble gum in your hair -- pain and misery. [14:00.80] [14:00.80]Are you mad at me? [14:02.10] [14:02.10]Yes. Yes, I am mad at you. [14:04.90] [14:04.90]Ow! Ow. [14:06.60] [14:06.60]And I'm also cranky. You know how you get when you haven't taken a nap? [14:10.40] [14:10.40]Well, mommies are the same way. We need our downtime, and if we don't get it -- [14:14.90] [14:14.90]Sorry. [14:16.40] [14:16.40]We end up saying and doing things which we don't normally do. [14:20.00] [14:20.00]Ow. [14:21.00] [14:21.00]And that's frustrating for me, too, 'cause I do want to be the best mommy I can be. [14:24.50] [14:24.50]I think you're the best mommy in the world. [14:28.20] [14:29.10]Well, that's sweet of you, but... it's not exactly true. [14:33.90] [14:39.10]I was so afraid when I suggested a picnic that you'd make fun of me, [14:43.10] [14:43.10]But I just think it's such a lovely, old-fashioned way to spend an afternoon. [14:48.20] [14:48.20]Well, as it happens, I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy. [14:51.50] [14:51.50]Oh, and we got so lucky with the weather. It's just absolutely -- [14:56.10] [14:58.80]You know, your lunch hour's almost up. [15:00.60] [15:00.60]We probably should be getting you back to the pharmacy. [15:02.70] [15:02.70]Wait. [15:04.10] [15:04.10]I've had such a good time these last few days, I just want to show my appreciation. [15:08.60] [15:08.60]Another gift? I hope it's not another orchid. They're so expensive. [15:11.80] [15:11.80]Relax. This didn't cost me a dime. [15:14.50] [15:14.60]Okay. [15:16.30] [15:23.10]George, you shouldn't have. [15:27.70] [15:29.50]This... is a 9-millimeter luger p08. [15:35.00] [15:35.00]From the moment you said you were in the NRA, I knew I wanted to give it to you. [15:38.10] [15:38.10]I can't accept this, George. [15:39.30] [15:39.30]This is an antique. It's too valuable. [15:41.30] [15:41.30]It's okay. My grandpa left it to me. [15:44.10] [15:44.40]It was surrendered to him by a soldier during World War II, [15:48.20] [15:48.20]and since I don't know how to shoot... [15:49.70] [15:49.70]It's so lovely. [15:51.30] [15:51.30]I mean, look at that handle. Is that mother-of-pearl? [15:53.50] [15:53.50]I think so. Only the officers' models had that. [15:55.90] [15:55.90]Do you really like it? [15:57.70] [15:57.70]Oh, absolutely. [16:00.00] [16:00.20]Oh, George. This is just so much better than an orchid. [16:06.60] [16:16.10]Hi. I'm Susan Mayer. [16:17.90] [16:17.90]I saw you from across the street. I thought you might need a hand. [16:20.20] [16:20.20]No thanks. [16:22.20] [16:23.60]I-I'm sorry for what happened. [16:26.10] [16:26.10]It must be really hard, not knowing who did it or why. [16:31.10] [16:31.10]You must feel helpless. [16:32.70] [16:32.70]A bit. [16:34.70] [16:34.70]I'm hoping her journals will provide some insight. [16:38.20] [16:38.20]Journals. [16:39.30] [16:39.30]Yes, Martha kept them for years. [16:41.90] [16:41.90]Oh. [16:43.50] [16:43.50]So she must have written a lot of things in them. [16:47.20] [16:47.20]Every mundane detail of her life. [16:51.80] [16:51.80]And everyone else's, for that matter. [16:55.40] [16:55.40]The police want to see them, [16:58.00] [16:58.00]but I'm stalling them till I have a chance to read through them first myself. [17:02.90] [17:02.90]Wouldn't want any embarrassing family secrets getting out. [17:07.30] [17:07.70]That's smart. That's -- that's good. [17:10.10] [17:10.30]That's good to hear. [17:12.80] [17:17.30]I am so screwed. [17:19.30] [17:19.30]Mom, calm down. [17:20.50] [17:20.50]Everything about the fire and the measuring cup is going to be in that journal. [17:25.20] [17:25.20]Everyone is going to think I'm an arsonist. [17:26.70] [17:26.70]It may not be as bad as it looks. [17:28.40] [17:28.40]What, you think there's a chance Mrs. Huber didn't write about it in her journal? [17:31.80] [17:31.80]Please. It's great dirt. I even put it in my journal. [17:35.70] [17:36.00]You're going to have to get to Mrs. Britt and come clean, convince her it was an accident. [17:40.60] [17:40.60]If she doesn't press charges, the police will probably just let it go. [17:43.70] [17:43.70]Are you high? Edie hates me. [17:45.90] [17:45.90]That's why you're going to grovel at her feet and beg forgiveness. [17:50.30] [17:50.60]That's right. [17:51.80] [17:51.80]You're going to have to suck up to Edie Britt. [17:55.80] [18:21.90]Hey, Mike. [18:23.20] [18:23.20]As you can probably see by now, I took back my money [18:25.70] [18:25.70]and what little information you managed to dig up on your neighbors. [18:29.80] [18:29.80]Your replacement's going to need it. [18:32.20] [18:32.20]Pack up and move on with your life. Sorry for the mess. [18:36.60] [18:42.20]We're here. [18:44.00] [18:44.00]10 minutes early. Sign me up? [18:46.10] [18:46.10]You just missed the rush. Sorry. [18:48.20] [18:48.20]No, no. I-I planned ahead. [18:50.50] [18:50.50]We're -- we're 10 minutes early. [18:54.20] [18:54.20]Oh, my god. [18:55.10] [18:55.10]What? [18:56.10] [18:56.10]When you said you had a sick child, I had no idea. [18:59.50] [18:59.60]How long has it been? [19:02.10] [19:04.90]Uh, just kind of snuck up on us. [19:07.50] [19:07.50]And he's so young, too. God, it just breaks my heart. [19:12.20] [19:12.20]Oh. [19:14.30] [19:14.50]No, see, here's the thing [19:16.50] [19:16.50]You go ahead into class. I'll find room for your kids. [19:21.60] [19:22.70]Okay. [19:24.50] [19:24.60]Hey, Edie. [19:26.70] [19:28.00]Susan. [19:29.90] [19:31.80]Boy, I've got to say, I envy you. [19:36.60] [19:36.60]In the name of god, why? [19:39.00] [19:39.00]Well, you get to build your dream house -- for free. [19:42.80] [19:42.80]I mean, in a weird way, your house burning down was really a good thing. [19:47.80] [19:47.80]There's nothing good about it. [19:50.10] [19:50.10]I can't replace the memories, the photographs, the -- is there something you want? [19:56.40] [19:58.40]Okay, here's the deal, Edie -- [20:01.10] [20:01.40]I -- I -- [20:04.30] [20:04.30]I-I -- what? [20:06.70] [20:06.70]Spit it out already. I'm busy. [20:09.70] [20:10.00]I just wanted to see how you were holding up. [20:13.30] [20:13.30]You know, with Mrs. Huber and everything. [20:16.00] [20:16.00]My best friend was murdered and stuffed into a garbage bag, [20:20.10] [20:20.10]and nobody cares enough to... go with me to spread her ashes. [20:27.40] [20:29.70]I'll go with you, Edie. [20:32.50] [20:40.10]Hey. [20:41.90] [20:42.50]Oh, thank god. I'm starving. [20:44.70] [20:44.70]Well, dig in. I am way too tired to eat. [20:48.70] [20:48.70]Hey. I'm sorry. Come here. [20:52.70] [20:59.40]Mm? [21:02.00] [21:02.00]So did you get to go by the hospital, visit mama? [21:05.60] [21:05.60]I worked 10 hours today. [21:08.90] [21:08.90]I'll go by tomorrow. She doesn't even know when I'm there. [21:11.90] [21:11.90]She's going to wake up soon, I know it. [21:14.80] [21:15.80]And you know what would make her really happy? [21:17.70] [21:17.70]Oh, god, if you say a grandchild, so help me, Carlos -- [21:20.70] [21:20.70]Gabrielle, please. [21:21.90] [21:21.90]No, you promised -- no babies. [21:23.50] [21:23.50]Things change. [21:25.30] [21:25.30]Yeah, I know. The feds towed away my maserati, my husband is -- is a felon, [21:30.60] [21:30.60]and I spend my days getting groped by fat tractor salesmen at trade shows. [21:35.50] [21:35.50]I am well aware things change. [21:37.50] [21:37.50]A baby is solid, a constant. [21:40.80] [21:40.80]And who's going to be changing the diapers when you're pumping iron in a federal prison? Huh? [21:45.70] [21:45.70]I like my lifestyle, and I don't want you to kill it. [21:49.30] [21:49.30]Well, look around, Gabrielle. It's already dead, [21:52.00] [21:52.00]and there's nothing you can control. [21:53.90] [21:53.90]Maybe, but having a baby? [21:56.70] [21:56.70]That I can control. [21:58.10] [21:58.10]You I can control. [21:59.20] [21:59.20]Hey, you can't talk to me like that. I'm still the man of this house. [22:03.40] [22:03.40]Oh, really? [22:04.70] [22:04.70]The man of the house? [22:07.70] [22:08.10]Don't walk away from me. [22:10.50] [22:10.50]Hey, hey, my food. [22:12.30] [22:12.30]Gabrielle! Come back here right now! [22:15.30] [22:15.30]Hey! [22:16.90] [22:16.90]Hey! [22:17.60] [22:17.60]I wouldn't go too much farther. You're going to end up back in prison. [22:22.10] [22:22.10]Damn it, Gabrielle, get inside now! [22:24.90] [22:30.60]Mmm. [22:31.70] [22:31.70]Hey, I waited all day for that! [22:33.40] [22:33.40]Mmm, it's perfect. [22:35.40] [22:35.40]Oh. Mmm. [22:37.80] [22:38.80]Crispy and burnt on the outside, but nice and steamy on the inside. [22:45.00] [22:47.30]Aah, aah, aah! [22:50.20] [22:50.20]Mnh-mnh. [22:52.60] [22:52.60]Mmm. [22:53.90] [22:53.90]You're the man of the house? You can't even leave it. [22:58.00] [22:58.00]Mmm. Oh. Oh. [23:02.40] [23:11.40]I love this. [23:12.40] [23:12.40]It's like a little adventure. I've never fired a gun before. [23:15.10] [23:15.10]The memory of this night will stay with you forever. [23:18.60] [23:18.60]Really? [23:19.60] [23:19.60]Oh, yeah. You always remember your first time. [23:24.20] [23:24.20]God, I hope I brought enough bullets. [23:26.50] [23:26.50]You know, Bree, I -- I can't tell you what these last few days have meant to me. [23:32.10] [23:32.10]Finally getting out of the house and trying new things. [23:34.60] [23:34.60]Oh. Well, we sure have had some fun. [23:36.60] [23:36.60]No, no, it's -- it's more than that. [23:39.40] [23:39.40]I'm starting to forget what it feels like to be lonely. [23:42.00] [23:42.00]Oh, George, that's so sweet. [23:45.40] [23:45.60]Now come on. Let's go shoot something. [23:48.20] [23:48.80]Now, before I fire a handgun, I like to go over a few of the basics just to make sure I'm ready, okay? [23:54.20] [23:54.20]So number one, strong stance. [23:58.20] [23:58.20]Two, high hand grasp. [24:00.90] [24:00.90]Three, hard grip. [24:03.20] [24:03.20]Four, front sight. [24:05.40] [24:05.40]Five, release the safety, and then squeeze the trigger slowly. [24:11.60] [24:11.60]What's a high hand grasp? [24:13.60] [24:13.60]Here. Take the gun. [24:16.60] [24:16.60]Okay, now, when you're firing a semiautomatic, [24:18.50] [24:18.50]you want the web of your hand all the way up against the edge of the backstrap. [24:22.50] [24:23.20]What is that perfume you're wearing? [24:24.90] [24:24.90]Uh, I'm not wearing perfume. [24:26.90] [24:26.90]Are you sure? Because you smell amazing. [24:29.70] [24:29.70]Oh, I was making macaroons before I left the house. [24:32.90] [24:32.90]Okay, now, I want you to hold the gun like you're holding a beautiful white dove. [24:37.90] [24:37.90]Hold it firmly enough that it can't fly away, but not so firmly that you can kill it. Got it? [24:43.30] [24:43.30]I think so. [24:44.50] [24:44.50]Okay. [24:45.60] [24:45.60]Now all you have to do is take a deep breath and squeeze the trigger. [24:50.90] [24:50.90]George! [24:51.60] [24:51.60]Aah! [24:52.30] [24:52.30]Oh! Oh, George! [24:53.60] [24:53.60]Oh, my god! Are you okay? [24:55.20] [24:55.20]Oh, George! I'm sorry! [24:58.10] [25:04.50]Hey. [25:06.70] [25:09.90]Hey, George. [25:13.50] [25:13.90]I'm so sorry you lost your toe. [25:16.70] [25:16.70]The doctor said it's the middle one, so your balance shouldn't be affected. [25:20.70] [25:20.70]I mean, this really won't change your life one little bit. [25:25.60] [25:26.40]Please say something. [25:29.60] [25:30.00]I've always dreamed that before I died, [25:34.20] [25:34.20]I would get to kiss a truly beautiful woman. [25:38.80] [25:38.80]I finally get the chance, and I end up blowing off a toe. [25:44.80] [25:44.80]I'm not surprised. [25:46.80] [25:46.80]This type of thing always happens to me, and I -- I know I'll get over it. [25:52.80] [25:54.10]But the thing that I don't think I'll ever get over [25:58.00] [25:58.00]is that when I did kiss you, you pulled away from me. [26:04.40] [26:06.90]Why did you do that, Bree? [26:08.70] [26:08.70]I was just caught off-guard. [26:11.00] [26:11.00]But we're dating. [26:12.90] [26:12.90]Why would it be so surprising I would try to kiss you? [26:16.30] [26:16.30]I'm still married to Rex. I mean, we're not even legally separated yet. [26:20.70] [26:20.70]He cheated on you. [26:22.50] [26:22.50]You said you were going to hate him forever. [26:25.50] [26:25.50]You shouldn't listen to a woman who's just had her heart broken. [26:29.70] [26:30.50]We tend to lie. [26:34.90] [26:39.80]'Cause I think we're already late. Hi. Sorry. [26:43.30] [26:47.10]Lynette knew serious illness was not a matter to be treated lightly. [26:50.70] [26:50.70]- Come here. - What are you doing? [26:51.70] [26:51.70]I'm just picking up my sick, poor, little baby boy. All right, here. There. Okay. Come on. [26:57.20] [26:57.20]But making her yoga class was a matter of life and death. [27:01.20] [27:01.20]Sorry. Sorry. [27:02.50] [27:02.50]Excuse me. Excuse me. [27:04.90] [27:04.90]Hey, Lauren, hi. [27:06.50] [27:06.50]We had a really rough morning. [27:08.20] [27:08.20]Don't give it another thought. [27:10.70] [27:14.90]I bet you were a cheerleader in high school, weren't you? [27:17.20] [27:17.20]My junior year. How'd you know? [27:19.80] [27:19.80]Girls like you were always cheerleaders. [27:22.20] [27:22.20]Clear skin, honor roll, popular. [27:25.50] [27:25.50]In high school, I was the girl that hung out with the freaks on the loading dock and smoked. [27:31.40] [27:31.40]Everyone hated us. [27:32.80] [27:32.80]Well, you know high school. Thank god we leave that behind. [27:37.30] [27:37.30]See, I don't think we do. [27:39.90] [27:39.90]I'm still the outsider that doesn't get invited to the cool parties, [27:43.10] [27:43.10]and you're still the perky cheerleader who thinks that she can pull the wool over everyone's eyes. [27:49.50] [27:49.50]What? [27:50.70] [27:50.70]You came on this trip, paid for the gas, and look at you. [27:53.50] [27:53.50]You're changing this flat when you know I have auto club. [27:56.70] [27:56.70]You want something from me. [28:00.00] [28:00.00]I just know Mrs. Huber's death's been hard on you. I want to help. [28:04.20] [28:04.20]That's a lie. [28:06.40] [28:06.40]Why would you think I was lying? [28:08.20] [28:08.20]Because we're still in high school. [28:10.50] [28:10.50]The old rules apply. [28:12.50] [28:12.50]The cool kids only want to talk to the freaks when they need something. [28:15.90] [28:15.90]Now, you're not getting back in my car until you tell me what it is that you want. [28:21.20] [28:24.50]Okay. Look, uh, I -- [28:30.60] [28:30.60]I just haven't always treated you well, and I want to make amends. [28:35.70] [28:37.50]I still think you're full of crap, but we don't have time to debate this. [28:43.30] [28:47.60]You know, for what it's worth, I would have talked to you in high school. [28:50.60] [28:50.60]Of all the lies you've told... [28:53.60] [28:54.30]That's the worst. [28:56.70] [29:15.80]Single malt? [29:18.10] [29:19.20]Have a seat. Take a load off. [29:21.30] [29:21.30]I want it all back. [29:23.00] [29:23.00]My maps, pictures, my gun... and the money. [29:26.40] [29:26.40]Oh, my money, you mean. [29:28.40] [29:28.40]You are never going to get somebody who cares as much about finding deirdre as I do. [29:32.40] [29:32.40]Why, because you loved her so much? [29:35.90] [29:35.90]You abandoned her, remember? [29:38.10] [29:38.10]You saved yourself, found yourself a nice, safe wife, and you left my daughter to rot, [29:42.50] [29:42.50]so forgive me if I question your level of commitment. [29:46.90] [29:48.90]I need to do this. [29:51.20] [29:51.20]Why are you fighting me? [29:52.30] [29:52.30]Because you haven't been moving fast enough, and I'm running out of time. [29:56.20] [29:56.20]What do you mean? [29:57.80] [29:57.80]It seems I have a tumor. [30:01.20] [30:01.20]Apparently, it's pressing on my brain. [30:05.90] [30:07.10]I'm going to die, and I'd like to know what happened to my daughter before I do. [30:13.60] [30:19.00]Oh, that was the best class ever. I just feel terrific. Thank you. [30:23.30] [30:23.30]Oh, Lynette, this is my friend Callie. [30:25.30] [30:25.30]- Hi. - Hi. [30:26.40] [30:26.40]She wanted to meet Parker. [30:27.80] [30:27.80]Oh, really? Why? [30:30.60] [30:30.60]I'm a survivor. [30:32.10] [30:32.10]Breast cancer. About six years ago. [30:35.40] [30:35.40]Can I hug your son? [30:38.40] [30:39.00]Sure. [30:41.10] [30:44.40]I know exactly what you're going through, but you're going to be brave, okay? [30:49.70] [30:49.80]And you are going to survive this, because you are a tough little soldier. [30:54.60] [31:01.50]Mommy, am I dying? [31:05.20] [31:15.10]No. You're not dying. [31:17.70] [31:17.70]People just think that because I shaved your head. [31:20.30] [31:20.30]You shaved his head? [31:21.70] [31:21.70]Yeah, my brothers put bubble gum in my hair. [31:25.80] [31:28.10]Sorry. [31:30.20] [31:30.20]Excuse me. [31:31.20] [31:31.20]And just like that, [31:33.40] [31:33.40]Lynette realized the road to enlightenment and spiritual well-being was now closed to her. [31:40.20] [31:40.20]<font color=lightgreen>- Shanta Yoga Center- [31:41.90] [31:44.70]Oh, George. What -- w-what a surprise. [31:50.20] [31:50.20]See, uh, I've been doing a lot of thinking since we talked at the hospital, [31:54.90] [31:54.90]and... [31:56.80] [31:56.80]and? [31:57.80] [31:57.80]Bree, I don't care what we call it. [32:00.90] [32:00.90]We can call it dating, we can call it hanging out. Whatever it is, I just want to be with you. [32:05.60] [32:05.60]See, uh, I really need our friendship back. [32:10.80] [32:11.70]I don't think that would be wise. [32:13.90] [32:13.90]Why not? [32:14.90] [32:14.90]Well, I mean, wouldn't you keep hoping that, in time, [32:17.50] [32:17.50]I would feel the same way about you as you feel about me? [32:22.10] [32:23.10]Maybe. [32:25.10] [32:25.60]Oh, George. [32:26.40] [32:26.40]I wish you wouldn't say "oh, George" like that, [32:30.00] [32:30.10]like I'm so pathetic for even thinking that you could love me someday. [32:33.00] [32:33.00]I don't think you're pathetic. It's just that -- [32:36.20] [32:38.10]I can't. [32:42.00] [32:42.00]Aw, jeez. [32:44.00] [32:44.00]Aw, jeez. [32:45.10] [32:45.10]Oh, George, please don't go. [32:46.80] [32:46.80]Why can't we talk this over? [32:48.50] [32:48.50]- George -- - Don't -- ugh! [32:51.30] [32:51.30]Oh, my god. [32:52.60] [32:52.60]- Oh, George, here, - Take -- get away from me! [32:55.60] [32:55.60]Lean on me. [32:57.30] [32:57.30]I don't need you. [32:58.60] [32:58.60]I don't need anybody! [33:02.10] [33:06.30]You know, honey, tonight's the last night of the boat show. [33:09.60] [33:09.60]We'll be able to spend some time together before the home and garden thing next week. [33:14.70] [33:15.50]Carlos? [33:16.50] [33:16.50]I'm going to jail, and you're not going to be here when I get back. [33:21.80] [33:21.80]What? [33:22.50] [33:22.50]It's true, and I won't blame you. [33:24.20] [33:24.20]Don't talk like that. Everything's going to be fine. [33:27.60] [33:27.60]We're going to sort this mess out, and you're going to be back on top again. [33:30.90] [33:30.90]Gabby, they could find me guilty on every charge. [33:34.20] [33:34.20]I could go to prison for five years. [33:36.20] [33:36.20]We'd probably have to sell the house, you'd have to keep working -- [33:38.50] [33:38.50]Okay, Carlos -- [33:39.60] [33:39.60]If that happens, can you promise you won't ever leave? [33:45.40] [33:46.80]I promise. [33:49.00] [33:49.50]I got to go. [33:52.10] [33:59.60]This is far enough. [34:02.40] [34:14.60]Do you need help with the container? [34:17.80] [34:17.80]No, I got it open. I'm good. [34:21.30] [34:26.00]So what are you waiting for? [34:28.90] [34:28.90]I just need a moment, okay? [34:31.10] [34:31.10]Oh, of course. Take your time. [34:35.50] [34:44.70]Are you okay? [34:47.10] [34:47.20]No, I'm just so grateful. [34:51.10] [34:51.50]I know. I-I know. Mrs. Huber was a good friend to you. [34:55.90] [34:56.20]I'm not talking about Martha. [34:59.60] [34:59.60]I'm grateful to you. [35:01.90] [35:01.90]Me? [35:03.20] [35:03.20]Yeah, I've been such a bitch to you over the years, and... [35:07.70] [35:08.60]Here you are, rowing me out to dump her ashes. [35:14.40] [35:14.40]Well, it's -- it's really no -- no big deal. [35:18.10] [35:18.10]Yes, it is. [35:19.90] [35:19.90]You stepped up when nobody else would, and -- [35:23.90] [35:23.90]and here I am, thinking you have an ulterior motive. [35:27.80] [35:28.80]Oh. God, Susan, you're such a good person. [35:32.90] [35:34.10]And I'm such a bitch. [35:37.60] [35:37.90]Oh, Edie, you're not that bad, and -- and -- and believe me, [35:40.50] [35:40.50]I'm -- I'm not that good. [35:42.10] [35:42.10]Oh, yes, you are. [35:43.10] [35:43.10]Oh, please don't do this. [35:46.20] [35:46.20]You know, Martha may be gone... [35:48.80] [35:48.80]But the good lord above has shown me that I'm not alone. [35:53.10] [35:53.10]I am so grateful that I still have a true friend. [35:57.90] [36:01.00]Thank you, Susan. [36:03.70] [36:03.70]Edie, I burned your house down. [36:06.40] [36:06.40]Huh? [36:07.50] [36:07.50]I was scared that you were sleeping with Mike, and so I let myself in, and I-I snuck around. [36:12.80] [36:12.80]I-I accidentally knocked a candle over, and the whole -- just -- I'm so sorry. [36:19.00] [36:19.00]Can you ever forgive me? [36:22.50] [36:34.20]Row me back. [36:36.30] [36:36.30]Now. [36:37.60] [36:42.60]I'm sorry about before -- shoving you. [36:44.10] [36:44.10]I didn't mean -- I'm not going to break. [36:48.20] [36:48.20]I'm sorry, too. [36:50.50] [36:50.50]Questioning your commitment, your guts -- [36:53.90] [36:53.90]I know better than that. [36:56.20] [36:56.20]Yeah. You should. [36:59.50] [37:00.20]I keep this with me all the time to remind me why I'm there. [37:06.00] [37:06.90]If it turns out someone hurt her, I want them dead. [37:09.90] [37:09.90]We need to be sure before we do anything. [37:12.10] [37:12.10]Well, when you're sure, [37:14.70] [37:14.70]I know I can trust you to take care of it. [37:18.10] [37:18.10]After all, you already killed for her once. [37:23.50] [37:54.90]Yeah, is this the pharmacy? [37:56.90] [37:57.00]My wife asked me to call. She lost her prescription. [38:00.50] [38:00.80]Gabrielle Solis. [38:03.20] [38:03.20]Yeah, the birth-control pills. [38:05.60] [38:06.10]Great, great. She'll be very relieved. [38:08.50] [38:08.50]Can she get enough for a couple months? [38:12.30] [38:13.20]Yeah, that's right. Better safe than sorry. [38:15.30] [38:15.70]Thanks a lot. [38:17.20] [38:17.20]Oh, do you guys deliver? [38:20.20] [38:30.10]Edie, please talk to me. [38:33.20] [38:36.10]I've been thinking about this for the last 90 miles, and you don't have to forgive me. [38:42.30] [38:42.80]You can go to the police, kick me. [38:44.80] [38:44.80]You can burn my house down. [38:47.50] [38:47.50]You just have to know that I am so racked with guilt, [38:51.60] [38:51.60]I don't think it's possible for me to suffer any more than I'm already suffering. [38:56.30] [38:57.60]Boy, I'd like to put that theory to the test. [39:02.40] [39:05.40]Well... whatever you want to do, Edie. [39:10.30] [39:11.30]Just know that I'm sorry. [39:14.10] [39:20.70]I'm not going to the police. [39:23.80] [39:24.20]You're not? [39:25.50] [39:25.50]No. [39:26.40] [39:26.40]The insurance company will just want to investigate, and it'll delay my check. [39:30.30] [39:30.30]Thank you. [39:32.00] [39:32.00]But... [39:34.60] [39:36.00]there is something I want you to do for me. [39:39.30] [39:39.30]Of course. Anything. [39:41.10] [39:41.10]You name it. What? [39:43.10] [39:43.10]I want to be invited to your poker game. [39:45.90] [39:45.90]Our poker games? [39:46.90] [39:46.90]I'm not saying I'll go, and I'm not saying that you and your little friends have to be nice to me, [39:51.50] [39:51.50]but every once in a while, yeah, it'd be nice to be asked. [39:57.40] [39:58.50]Well, uh, we meet on tuesdays, and it's potluck lunch. Everybody has to bring something. [40:04.20] [40:04.20]I'm not bringing anything. [40:05.30] [40:05.30]Oh, you don't have to. [40:07.90] [40:08.50]Well, this is good. [40:11.40] [40:11.70]Thank you. [40:13.90] [40:15.20]I guess I should go take a shower and... [40:18.30] [40:18.30]wash Mrs. Huber off me. [40:21.90] [40:22.30]Hold it. [40:23.70] [40:23.70]I can't stand the thought of Martha's ashes going down some sewer drain. [40:30.90] [40:30.90]Well, Edie, I-I have to clean up. [40:34.50] [40:34.50]Well, this is such a beautiful lawn. [40:38.20] [40:38.20]We could put her to rest right here. [40:41.20] [40:41.20]On my front lawn? [40:43.00] [40:43.00]Why not? [40:44.40] [40:44.40]She could spend all of eternity looking at her house and keep an eye on the neighborhood. [40:49.70] [40:49.70]She'd like that. [40:52.10] [40:52.10]Stand over here. I'll hose you off. [40:55.70] [40:56.40]I don't think so. [40:59.10] [40:59.60]You owe me. [41:02.30] [41:10.00]Martha... I'm going to miss you. [41:13.80] [41:30.50]Death is inevitable. [41:32.90] [41:32.90]It's a promise made to each of us at birth. [41:36.60] [41:36.60]But before that promise is kept, we all hope something will happen to us. [41:44.20] [41:44.50]Whether it's the thrill of romance... [41:49.40] [41:49.60]Hey, come back here! [41:50.80] [41:50.80]The joy of raising a family... [41:52.80] [41:52.80]I'm going to get you! I'm going to get you! [41:55.30] [41:55.30]Or the anguish of great loss... [42:00.50] [42:00.50]we all hope to experience something that make our lives meaningful. [42:07.30] [42:10.30]But the sad fact is not all lives have meaning. [42:15.20] [42:16.60]Some people spend their time on this planet just sitting on the sidelines... [42:22.20] [42:24.40]waiting for something to happen to them... [42:28.60] [42:29.10]before it's too late. [42:33.00]

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