絕望的主婦第一季第十四集

[00:00.10]Previously on "Desperate Housewives"... [00:01.80] [00:01.80]- Turns out someone hurt her.I want them dead. - Sometimes... [00:04.80] [00:04.90]I'm running out of money. I'm going to be screwed. [00:07.60] [00:07.60]- You might want to think about looking for a job - Ha - The answers... [00:11.60] [00:12.00]if you could just tell me what he told you, then I could fix the problem. [00:15.00] [00:15.10]- I can't do that. - To life's biggest questions... [00:17.60] [00:17.60]- I had the nightmare again - What do you think the significanceof the name angela is? [00:22.60] [00:23.00]- Actually,that's my real name - Are buried... [00:25.30] [00:25.30]she hasn't been dead a month, and it's like you've totally forgotten she ever existed [00:28.00] [00:28.00]-...Under even bigger lies - Zach was telling julieabout what happened to dana [00:32.00] [00:32.40]He didn't mean to kill dana [00:35.40] [00:40.30]Most mothers will tell you their children area gift from god [00:44.30] [00:44.80]Most mothers will also tell you that the gifts their children give them [00:48.80] [00:48.90]are less than heavenly [00:51.90] [00:52.70]Lynette had suffered through artwork made in kindergarten [00:55.70] [00:58.70]spice racks made in summer camp [01:01.70] [01:03.60]and jewelry made at the scout jamboree [01:06.60] [01:08.20]But this day, Lynette scavo received a gift every mother dreams of -- [01:13.20] [01:14.70]one she wasn't embarrassed to display [01:17.50] [01:17.50]- Where'd you guys get this pot? - We made it [01:20.20] [01:20.20]- Really? - I love it [01:23.20] [01:24.10]Well, this is the nicest present you boys have ever given me [01:27.10] [01:28.30]And you know what? I'm going to put it out on the front porch so the whole neighborhood can enjoy it [01:31.30] [01:33.90]Lynette knew she'd cherish the memory of that moment for the rest of her life [01:38.90] [01:41.30]The memory of that moment was ruined the very next day [01:44.30] [01:52.50]Mrs Mccluskey, why are you taking my flowerpot? [01:55.50] [01:55.60]- Because it's mine Your boys stole it off my porch - No, no, no [01:57.90] [01:57.90]My sons made that for me for valentine's day [02:00.90] [02:01.40]I bought this in costa ricaon my last cruise You see? [02:04.40] [02:04.40]It's still gotthe price tag on it Look [02:07.40] [02:09.60]What? Nothing more to say? Cant get your tongue? [02:12.60] [02:14.10]You listen to me -- keep your brats off my property [02:17.10] [02:17.80]Yes, most mothers will tell you their children area gift from god [02:21.80] [02:24.00]Most motherswill also tell you [02:27.00] [02:27.10]there are some days when you wish you could return them [02:30.10] [03:07.90]S01E14 - Love is in the air [03:10.90] [03:13.00]It was the day before valentine's day, [03:15.00] [03:15.00]and every man on Wisteria lane was preparing for this most dangerous of holidays [03:20.00] [03:21.20]While some purchased romantic cards, [03:24.20] [03:26.60]and some brought home candy and flowers [03:29.60] [03:31.10]and some made dinner reservations at fancy restaurants [03:34.10] [03:36.10]others managed to forget about the day entirely [03:39.10] [03:40.10]...again [03:43.00] [03:43.00]This flurry of activity was lost on the women of Wisteria lane [03:47.90] [03:47.90]They were busy learning a secret about their neighbors [03:50.90] [03:52.10]a secret that was positively heartbreaking [03:55.10] [03:56.90]- So paul said that Zachary killed Dana? - Yeah [03:59.90] [04:00.00]Well, it must have been some sort of accident. I mean, little boys don't just kill their baby sisters [04:04.00] [04:05.50]- Well, whatever it was, that boy is seriously disturbed, and I've forbidden Julie from hanging out with him - Could you hold her? [04:09.50] [04:11.20]- So this is it - This is the secret that mary alice was trying to protect [04:15.20] [04:15.39]Think of the guilt that she must have lived with [04:18.10] [04:18.10]You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of feel sorry for Paul [04:21.10] [04:21.60]I wish I could [04:23.30] [04:23.30]- I still feel like something's not right - What do you mean? [04:26.10] [04:26.10]Well, we've all been in their house. Have you ever seen a picture of another kid there? [04:30.10] [04:30.10]I mean, why keep dana's baby blanket and throw out all the photos? [04:34.10] [04:34.20]That's a good point [04:35.10] [04:35.10]We never answered why Mary Alice referred to herself as Angela in that therapy session [04:39.90] [04:39.90]All I know is this -- Mary Alice loved Zach more than anything in the world [04:43.90] [04:45.40]When you love a child that much [04:48.10] [04:48.10]...you're capable of doing all sorts of things [04:51.10] [04:55.50]Yeah [04:57.20] [05:06.10]These were delivered to my house by mistake. May I? [05:09.10] [05:10.70]They're for mary alice young [05:13.70] [05:13.80]Oh, my god [05:16.80] [05:18.10]I, uh had a standing order with the florist I forgot to cancel it [05:21.72] [05:23.60]Mary alice was my wife. She passed away a few months ago [05:26.60] [05:30.70]I'm very sorryfor your loss [05:33.40] [05:33.40]- And I'm sorryfor yours - Pardon? [05:36.40] [05:36.70]- Your sister -- Martha? - Oh, yes [05:39.70] [05:40.50]Her [05:43.50] [05:46.70]Good lord, that's Angela [05:49.70] [05:50.50]What? [05:51.90] [05:51.90]Angela Forrest. We worked together in Utah [05:54.70] [05:54.70]It must be 15 years ago [05:57.30] [05:57.30]I'm afraid you're mistaken. My wife's name was mary alice [06:00.30] [06:01.70]She's never been to Utah [06:04.70] [06:06.30]Well,I could be mistaken As I said, it's --it's been years [06:11.30] [06:18.50]No, Mickey, you're wrong I wasn't acting like a Diva [06:21.50] [06:21.90]I left the boat show because that coordinator was making passes at me [06:24.90] [06:26.80]I mean, it's not my fault. Yao Lin, you missed a spot [06:29.80] [06:31.00]No, spare me the lecture and just book me another job quick [06:34.00] [06:34.50]Carlos and I are up to our asses in bills, and we can't pay them [06:37.50] [06:38.40]Fine. Bye. [06:41.40] [06:47.80]What did you say? [06:50.10] [06:50.10]Nothing [06:53.00] [06:53.00]Are you going to clean that spot? [06:55.70] [06:55.70]Which one? [06:57.10] [06:57.10]The one I told you to clean [07:00.10] [07:00.20]I'll get to it [07:03.20] [07:11.10]Clean it now [07:13.60] [07:13.60]Why? [07:15.30] [07:15.30]Because I said so [07:18.20] [07:18.20]Okay. But you've gotto say please. [07:21.20] [07:24.70]Fine, please [07:27.70] [07:31.70]Anything to get you back on your knees scrubbing where you belong [07:34.70] [07:36.20]You are not better than me! [07:39.00] [07:39.00]Excuse me? [07:40.30] [07:40.30]The only reason you have anything in your life is because you're pretty [07:45.30] [07:45.80]One day you will be old, and when that happens, you'll be nothing [07:48.80] [07:51.80]- You are so fired [07:54.80] [07:56.00]No kidding ? [07:59.00] [08:07.90]Ooh, Valentine's day card. It's pretty. And meticulously hand-painted. [08:12.80] [08:12.80]Whoever sent you that must really love you and be loaded with talent [08:16.80] [08:17.60]It's beautiful. Thanks [08:20.60] [08:21.70]- So are we still on for tomorrow night? - Oh, not only are we on, [08:24.00] [08:24.00]I got reservationsat la petite fleur [08:26.90] [08:26.90]Ooh, that place is so pretentious I've been dying to go there [08:29.90] [08:30.70]Boys! Get your little fanniesinside! [08:33.70] [08:35.00]G uys?! [08:38.00] [08:38.40]Oh, poor Lynette. If she doesn't geta new nanny soon, she's going to implode [08:42.40] [08:47.60]Hey, guys, who you hiding from? [08:50.60] [08:50.70]Our mom. She wants to spank us [08:53.40] [08:53.40]Why, did you do something bad? [08:56.40] [08:57.70]Well, you know, if you hide out too long, she'll get worried. Then she'll just get madder [09:00.70] [09:00.90]You know what I say? Go on home, take your lumps [09:03.20] [09:03.20]There's a decent chance you'll have the rest of the day to play [09:06.20] [09:09.30]- Come on, climb aboard - Ha ha ha. All right [09:12.30] [09:15.90]Pretty impressive! [09:17.50] [09:17.50]Well, I love kids [09:18.90] [09:18.90]- Can't wait to have my own someday - Oh! [09:21.90] [09:34.10]We don't wantto get spanked Yeah, we promisewe'll be good. [09:37.10] [09:37.80]Too late. You stole, and then you lied. [09:40.80] [09:41.40]Even worse, [09:42.80] [09:42.80]you made me look bad in front of Mrs Mccluskey, who you know is mommy's sworn enemy [09:46.80] [09:47.00]Time to pick your poison [09:50.00] [09:50.00]How about a belt? It's a classic [09:53.00] [09:55.10]Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It's a cliche but it's pretty effective [10:00.10] [10:01.00]I know -- we'll go with the spatula The holes give itless wind resistance [10:05.00] [10:05.90]- Moves faster - No! No! No! No! No! No! [10:08.90] [10:09.90]Guys, guys, guys! Hey, my hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. [10:15.53] [10:17.60]- Unless... - Unless what? [10:20.60] [10:21.40]For a first-time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never,never steal again, [10:28.40] [10:29.90]and you write Mrs Mccluskeya letter of apology [10:33.70] [10:33.70]- I will let it slide - Okay, okay! We swear! Yeah! We swear! [10:37.69] [10:38.30]All right, start with "Dear Mrs Mccluskey" [10:41.30] [10:45.10]Mommy, why are you smiling? [10:48.10] [10:48.90]- Do you know what "psychological warfare" means? - No [10:51.90] [10:52.60]Well, too bad for you [10:54.50] [10:54.50]- Okay, start with a big "M", "c" - Good [10:57.50] [10:59.80]Rex and I are hosting a dinner party for 10 next week [11:02.80] [11:03.50]We're using our best china and serving duck [11:06.50] [11:07.60]- So you and Rex are a couple again - Yes [11:10.60] [11:10.90]You know, that's one of the things I hated most about our separation -- [11:13.90] [11:15.20]not being able to throw dinner parties [11:17.80] [11:17.80]There's just something so civilized and elegant about them, don't you think? [11:21.80] [11:23.00]I take it you've resolved your feelings about his infidelity? [11:27.00] [11:27.70]Let's just say I've put them in an imaginary box and don't plan on looking at them for a while [11:31.70] [11:33.70]Do you think that's the healthiest way to achieve a reconciliation? [11:37.70] [11:38.20]Well, it won't be easy at first There'll be a lotof forced smiles [11:42.20] [11:42.80]and perfunctory lovemaking, but after a few decades whiz by, [11:45.80] [11:46.10]I'm sure I'll find a wayto forgive him [11:49.10] [11:49.10]Well, as long as you have a plan [11:52.10] [11:55.50]I do want to forgive him, Dr Goldfine, but [11:58.50] [12:00.80]there's something he's still not telling me [12:03.80] [12:04.40]Really? [12:07.40] [12:07.80]I think it has something to do with why he had the affair [12:10.80] [12:11.30]- Have you confronted him? - Once [12:13.40] [12:13.40]and you should have seen the look in his eyes. He was terrified that I'd figure it out [12:16.40] [12:22.40]You know what it is, don't you? [12:25.40] [12:25.40]Bree, I can't discuss other patients [12:28.40] [12:28.80]I realize that [12:30.90] [12:34.60]This thing that he's hiding -- is it bad? [12:37.60] [12:46.50]Haha. Maybe it's better that I don't know [12:49.10] [12:49.10]Bree, how does this reconciliation have a chance [12:52.10] [12:52.50]if the two of you can't be honest about the innermost parts of your lives? [12:56.50] [12:56.50]We're, um, WASPS, Dr Goldfine. Not acknowledging... [12:59.40] [12:59.40]the elephant in the room is what we do best [13:02.40] [13:02.70]You'd settle for that -- a life filled with repression and denial? [13:06.70] [13:09.10]And the dinner parties [13:11.90] [13:11.90]Don't forgetthe dinner parties [13:14.90] [13:17.60]Hey there, over there, you got your queens and your quad-spring series [13:21.60] [13:22.90]and your deluxe 1000s, all the way to the imperial paradise [13:25.90] [13:28.80]- Sweet racket, huh? - Mm [13:30.80] [13:30.80]I swear, sometimes I wake up in the morning, and I can't believe I'm the Siesta king [13:34.80] [13:35.50]Except for how I am [13:37.90] [13:37.90]Very impressive. Haha [13:40.90] [13:40.90]So where does the photographer want me for the shoot? [13:43.90] [13:45.20]Uh, didn't your agent tell you? There's no shoot [13:48.20] [13:48.50]Well, then, what did you hire me for? [13:51.50] [13:52.60]You've heard the expression "sex sells"? [13:55.60] [13:55.60]That's where you come in [13:57.20] [13:57.20]You're here to remind people that there's a lot of fun thingsthey can do [14:00.20] [14:00.70]on a Siesta king mattress that don't involve sleeping [14:03.70] [14:05.00]Get it? [14:06.70] [14:26.90]It is often said that good fences make good neighbors [14:29.90] [14:32.90]But as Lynette was about to discover, [14:35.30] [14:35.30]the fence might just need a little barbed wire if the neighbor is Mrs Mccluskey [14:40.30] [14:47.40]Hey, what do you think you are doing? Get out of here [14:50.30] [14:50.30]Your little criminals snuck into my house and stole my wall clock [14:53.30] [14:54.20]What? [14:55.40] [14:55.40]It was a hand-painted purple and white wall clock [14:58.20] [14:58.20]- My son made it - Are you sure you didn't misplace it? [15:00.80] [15:00.80]You're getting up there in years. No offense, but you probably forget where you put things [15:04.80] [15:05.20]No offense, but you should be sterilized [15:08.20] [15:08.30]Look, my boys do not break into people's houses [15:11.30] [15:11.50]Sure, they may have stolen your flowerpot, but, you know,they apologized for that [15:14.50] [15:15.50]They wrote a note [15:17.00] [15:17.00]That the coward's way out. They should have come over and apologized in person [15:20.00] [15:20.70]You know what?This has been fun, but now -- you let those boys run wild [15:23.70] [15:24.40]Toys all over the yard, there's bikes laying out in the street [15:27.40] [15:27.60]- It's a disgrace - Get out of my house! [15:29.70] [15:29.70]Those boys would have been better off raised by wolves [15:32.70] [15:32.90]- God knows, they would have been cleaner - Ooh! [15:35.90] [15:41.20]- Valentine's dayis tomorrow - I know [15:44.20] [15:45.30]Already bought your gifts [15:47.80] [15:47.80]Roses and english toffee? [15:49.13] [15:49.71]- Mm-hmm. Just like always - Yes [15:53.40] [15:53.40]And I suppose we'll make love tomorrow night, too? [15:56.40] [15:57.60]That is our little tradition [15:59.90] [15:59.90]Good. I'm looking forward to it [16:02.90] [16:10.90]Are you looking forward to it? [16:13.90] [16:15.10]What? [16:16.10] [16:16.10]Well, it's just that I know that I don't please you sexually, [16:19.10] [16:19.80]so I was wondering if you really were looking forward to being with me [16:22.80] [16:22.90]- Aw, for god's sake - I'm sorry, Rex [16:25.90] [16:26.40]I thought I could pretend that this doesn't upset me anymore, but I can't [16:29.40] [16:29.80]- Please don't do this - You had an affair [16:32.60] [16:32.60]You went to another woman for sex to give you something I couldn't [16:35.60] [16:36.20]- At least have the decency to tell me what that something is - Bree, I can't [16:40.20] [16:40.80]Why not? [16:43.80] [16:47.00]Rex, please tell me [16:49.40] [16:49.40]Let me prove to you how much I love you [16:52.40] [16:57.20]I like to be dominated [17:00.20] [17:04.00]Sexually [17:07.00] [17:10.30]Never mind [17:11.90] [17:11.90]Rex, please, I want to understand [17:14.90] [17:21.60]- Turn your head. Don't look at me - Please, mistress, no! Yes, slave. Yes, mistress, yes, yes [17:24.60] [17:25.00]- But, mistress -- - On your knees, now right now [17:27.90] [17:27.90]- Tighten your cuffs. Tighten them - Yes, mistress [17:30.90] [17:31.00]- Do it now. Head down - Yes Yes Ow! Yes!Ow! Yes! [17:34.00] [17:35.30]- Place the stickin your mouth - Yes, mistress Yes! [17:37.30] [17:40.40]Well? [17:43.40] [17:44.30]What the hell did your mother do to you? [17:46.70] [17:46.70]What? [17:48.20] [17:48.20]Well, come on, this just reeks of unresolved childhood trauma [17:50.80] [17:50.80]This has nothing to do with my mother, Bree [17:53.80] [17:54.20]- This is a preference - It's a perversion [17:55.50] [17:55.50]For god's sake, you promised to be supportive [17:58.10] [17:58.10]What do you want me to say -- [17:59.50] [17:59.50]my husband likes to wear metal clamps around his nipples, hooray? [18:02.50] [18:03.20]I want you to say you'll try it, just -- just once [18:06.20] [18:06.30]Try what? Hurting you? [18:08.40] [18:08.40]- You actually want me to hurt you? - So I can feel pleasure, yes [18:11.40] [18:13.50]Fine [18:16.50] [18:17.20]So was it goodfor you, too? [18:20.20] [18:31.70]Mike wants babies [18:33.70] [18:33.70]What? [18:35.30] [18:35.30]He wants to have kids, and he had that look that men get [18:39.00] [18:39.00]that says, "I'm ready to procreate Point me to the nearest cervix" [18:42.00] [18:43.70]And I take it this is a problem? [18:46.20] [18:46.20]Oh, I can't have another baby [18:48.60] [18:48.60]I mean, I'm so grateful I had you You know, I don't regret a minute of that, but I -- [18:51.60] [18:53.40]I found it to be completely overwhelming [18:56.40] [18:56.50]Sometimes I even wonder how I got through it [18:59.10] [18:59.10]You and me both [19:02.10] [19:02.30]- So have you told mikehow you feel? - Oh, I can't tell him [19:05.30] [19:05.80]This could bea deal-breaker Julie, I really love him. I don't want to lose him [19:09.80] [19:10.80]Maybe you're overreacting I bet he'd rather have you than a baby [19:13.80] [19:15.60]What if he doesn't? [19:18.50] [19:18.50]Then that's something you need to know [19:21.50] [19:25.10]Susan shouldn't have been so worried [19:28.10] [19:29.50]Children were the last thing on mike's mind [19:32.50] [19:33.20]He was too busy searching for answers [19:36.20] [19:36.80]...in all the wrong places [19:39.80] [20:34.90]Please, just -- [20:36.50] [20:58.30]You got lucky [21:00.60] [21:00.60]Didn't hit anything major [21:03.60] [21:06.30]- Noah's getting impatient - Well, you can tell Noah I'm getting closer [21:09.30] [21:12.50]- That's her, isn't it? - Yeah [21:14.80] [21:14.80]Hard to believe a kid from such a good family could get so messed up [21:17.80] [21:18.00]I met somebody who recognized her photo [21:20.30] [21:20.30]They think she rented a room over on Pine Avenue [21:23.00] [21:23.00]I was checking out houses when [21:26.00] [21:26.10]Hey, mike, it's me. Are you there? [21:28.10] [21:28.10]Pick up. Hello. [21:29.50] [21:31.30]Okay, I know you're home. Your lights are on [21:34.30] [21:34.80]Look, I really need to talk to you about something. You know what?I-I'm just going to stop by [21:39.80] [21:41.40]Oh, hey, hey. I'm here [21:44.40] [21:44.50]- Are you okay? - Yeah [21:45.90] [21:45.90]- I just -- ha ha --stubbed my toe - Oh [21:48.90] [21:53.50]So can I come over? I-I really need to talk to you about something [21:56.50] [21:57.40]Actually, I got a buddy over here right now [22:00.40] [22:00.60]Um, can it wait till dinner tomorrow? [22:03.20] [22:03.20]It's kind of important...um [22:06.20] [22:06.30]yeah, I guessit can wait [22:08.10] [22:08.10]- So see you at 7:00? - All right I'm counting the minutes [22:11.10] [22:15.40]You should take it easy for the next few days [22:18.40] [22:18.60]Well, I can't cancel [22:20.50] [22:20.50]The last thing I need is for her to get suspicious [22:23.50] [22:27.90]Maybe it's my dementia, but I still haven't found my purple wall clock [22:31.70] [22:31.70]Nobody in my family knows or cares where your stupid clock is [22:35.70] [22:37.50]Oh, and by the way, will you tell your little criminals to get their bikes out of the street? [22:40.50] [22:41.10]- Oh, I-I'll get it - No, don't you dare [22:43.90] [22:43.90]We'll move it when you say please [22:46.90] [22:58.60]Please [23:00.70] [23:00.70]Okay, L-lynette, let's not get crazy [23:03.60] [23:03.60]Even thoughit was Mrs Mccluskey, who had officially declared war, [23:07.60] [23:08.00]it was Lynette who decided to deliverthe opening salvo [23:11.00] [23:12.30]You're goingto clean that up [23:13.80] [23:13.80]- You think so? - Yes [23:16.80] [23:19.90]Yes, the war of Wisteria Lane would indeed prove to be messy for everyone involved [23:25.85] [23:27.90]Pardon me. Pardon me. [23:30.90] [23:31.60]We were wondering what the coil count is on this one [23:34.60] [23:34.80]Please do not talk to model [23:37.20] [23:39.50]Sorry [23:41.50] [23:52.30]What is this? [23:54.30] [23:54.30]People keep comingand talking to me, asking me questions. That is not my job [23:58.30] [23:59.00]Well, you don't have to be rude [24:00.90] [24:00.90]I am not a mattress salesperson [24:03.90] [24:04.40]Is there something wrong with being a mattress salesperson? [24:07.40] [24:08.10]- Is it beneath you or something? - Honestly, yes [24:11.10] [24:11.50]I'm a model [24:13.30] [24:13.30]You know what? Your agent warned me that you were a Diva, and he was right [24:16.30] [24:17.30]You won't talk to the customers, you bitch about the coffee, [24:19.90] [24:19.90]and you wouldn't even chip in for hazel's birthday cake [24:22.90] [24:23.00]I just met the woman today [24:24.80] [24:24.80]That didn't stop you from having a piece [24:27.80] [24:28.50]I'm sorry, but I don't want someone around my store that's not a team player [24:32.50] [24:33.30]- Oh, no, no, no. Wait, wait -- - You're fired, princess [24:36.30] [24:40.00]I need to know if my policy covers it [24:43.00] [24:43.40]No, my car actually wasn't involved. It was my neighbor's car [24:46.40] [24:47.40]But the egg was mine [24:50.40] [24:51.60]Uh-huh, can I please speak to your supervisor? [24:54.30] [24:54.30]Uh, honey, can you come out here? [24:56.70] [24:59.90]What? [25:02.60] [25:02.60]Look what I found stashed in the boys' playhouse [25:05.60] [25:14.00]Please tell me that's nota purple wall clock [25:17.00] [25:19.60]Pack your bags. We're moving [25:22.60] [25:59.70]Discouraged over losing her job, [26:02.30] [26:02.30]Gabrielle decided a makeover would be the perfect curefor her depression [26:07.30] [26:08.80]It was after finding a moisturizer she couldn't afford [26:12.80] [26:13.10]that it finally occurred to Gabrielle [26:16.10] [26:18.70]perhaps it was her pride that needed a makeover [26:22.70] [26:25.10]Excuse me, miss? [26:28.10] [26:28.50]- You forgot to give me my receipt - Oh, right [26:31.50] [26:33.50]- Uh, oh, here, here you go Thank you. Come again [26:36.50] [26:46.30]Mrs Solis? [26:49.30] [26:52.80]Ooh, god [26:54.60] [26:54.80]Hello [26:57.20] [26:57.20]Hello, Yao Lin. How are you? [27:00.20] [27:00.40]Good, very good [27:03.10] [27:03.10]I wanted to call you [27:04.80] [27:04.80]I felt terrible about how we left things [27:07.40] [27:07.40]I need lipstick [27:09.90] [27:09.90]- Okay, but -- - Now [27:12.90] [27:15.90]You must be loving this, huh? [27:18.50] [27:18.50]Having me serve you must be a dream come true [27:21.50] [27:21.80]Can't complain [27:24.30] [27:24.30]That's the difference between you and me, Yao Lin. Our dreams [27:27.30] [27:28.10]Close your eyes, please Thank you [27:31.10] [27:31.90]You see, I dreamed of pulling myself up from nothing, and I did [27:34.90] [27:36.10]I dreamed about the things I wanted, and I got them all [27:39.10] [27:39.70]a high-powered career, a handsome husband, an extravagant house [27:43.70] [27:46.40]So this is just a blip on the radar for me, [27:49.40] [27:50.00]because now I know what I'm capable of, [27:53.00] [27:53.10]and if I did it once, I can do it again [27:56.10] [27:57.10]I'm never really down, Yao lin, even when it looks like I am [28:00.44] [28:01.90]So enjoy this moment. Enjoy your dream [28:04.90] [28:05.30]'Cause for you, it doesn't get any better than this [28:08.30] [28:10.80]There. Don't you look beautiful? [28:13.80] [28:33.60]Right this way [28:36.00] [28:36.00]Everything okay? [28:37.50] [28:37.50]Oh, yeah, this dress is just riding up as it is [28:39.50] [28:39.50]If I walk any faster, it'll be happy valentine's day for everyone [28:42.50] [28:42.60]Especially me [28:45.60] [28:46.10]Thank you [28:47.30] [28:51.94]Excuse me, miss? [28:52.95] [29:01.30]Oh, I'm so sorry! Is -- is everyone okay? [29:04.30] [29:05.50]Oh, thank you. Thank you so much [29:08.50] [29:13.70]- Oh, ma'am,your napkin - Don't even think about it [29:16.70] [29:29.90]Oh, that's so wonderful what you wrote. Thank you [29:32.90] [29:38.20]I'm not going to be any type of company until I get something off my chest [29:42.20] [29:43.80]Do you remember the other day, when you said that you wanted to have kids? [29:46.80] [29:50.20]Here's the thing: [29:53.20] [29:53.50]I don't think I'm ready to have another baby [29:56.50] [29:57.80]I think we need to have a serious conversation [30:00.80] [30:02.50]Well, sure [30:04.20] [30:08.80]- I'm not going over there - Yes, you are [30:11.50] [30:11.50]No, I can deal with the humiliation of going around to the neighborhood, returning everything the boys stole, [30:16.50] [30:17.90]but please, don't make me apologize to that woman [30:20.90] [30:21.30]Lynette, this is what it means to be a good neighbor -- finding ways of getting along [30:24.30] [30:26.30]...instead of, you know, hurling an egg at them [30:29.30] [30:29.40]But why do I have to apologize? Why don't we just go, "oh, now we're even," and we'll start from scratch? [30:33.40] [30:33.70]Okay, if the, uh, beinga pleasant human being argument doesn't fly with you, we'll try, uh, self-preservation [30:38.50] [30:38.50]What if she wakes up in the middle of the night, the house is on fire? [30:41.40] [30:41.40]You don't want her to call 911? [30:42.90] [30:42.90]If our house catches fire, I guarantee you she's the one that started it [30:46.90] [30:47.40]My point is the day will come when we need her help, [30:50.00] [30:50.00]and I don't want her not to help us just because of some silly feud [30:53.00] [30:55.90]Fine I'll do it [30:58.70] [30:58.70]Wow, thank you [31:00.40] [31:00.40]You know, whoever came up with the motto "love thy neighbor" clearly lived nowhere near Carolyn Mccluskey [31:04.40] [31:06.00]Yes, well, on valentine's day, the only motto that really matters is, you know, [31:10.00] [31:11.30]"love thy husband" [31:13.40] [31:13.40]- Really? I-I recall no such motto - Hmm hmm [31:16.40] [31:23.70]I mean, I understand why you would want to have kids, [31:26.60] [31:26.60]but that chapter of my life is just closed You know, I-I don't think I can go back there [31:30.60] [31:31.60]And so, you know, given the way I feel and given the way I think you feel [31:35.60] [31:39.40]Oh, god. You're not taking this well Oh, I was afraid of this [31:42.40] [31:49.90]what? [31:51.40] [31:52.70]I got to go [31:54.60] [31:54.60]What? [31:57.00] [31:57.00]I'm sorry [32:00.00] [32:00.70]I don't believe this [32:02.70] [32:02.70]You're -- you're leaving without even trying to talk me into having your baby? [32:05.60] [32:05.60]I mean, how do you know I wouldn't cave? I always cave, I --mike?! [32:08.60] [32:21.40]- Good night - Good night [32:24.40] [32:34.40]So how does this domination thing work? [32:37.40] [32:44.60]So there's nothingto be afraid of [32:46.90] [32:46.90]I mean, mostly, we'll just be constructing simple scenarios and acting them out [32:49.90] [32:51.60]So it's like we're in a little play [32:54.60] [32:54.90]Sort of [32:56.70] [32:56.70]And if things do get too rough, we'll have a control word [32:59.70] [32:59.80]If one of us says it, the other backs off immediately [33:02.40] [33:02.40]Okay, so what's our control word? [33:05.40] [33:06.00]Well, lately. I've been using Philadelphia [33:09.00] [33:12.10]What's wrong? [33:13.80] [33:13.80]Well, it's just that my aunt fernlives in philadelphia, [33:16.00] [33:16.00]and I don't want to be thinking about her while I'm spanking you with a leather strap [33:20.00] [33:22.00]Okay fine. You pick a control word [33:25.00] [33:26.20]Um, how about boise? [33:29.20] [33:29.80]- Boise? - What's the matter with boise? [33:32.80] [33:34.20]We're going to be doing psychological role-playing here, Bree, [33:37.20] [33:37.70]and a funny word like boise will ruin the mood [33:40.50] [33:40.50]- We need something that sounds serious - Hmm [33:43.50] [33:45.50]How about Palestine? [33:48.50] [33:50.70]Boise will be just fine [33:53.70] [33:54.40]So I guess we should, uh, get started [33:57.40] [33:59.00]What do you want me to do? [34:02.00] [34:03.10]Handcuff me to the bed [34:05.80] [34:05.80]Bree, you are not going to regret taking this journey with me [34:08.80] [34:09.40]This is going to in fuse our marriage with more passion than you can imagine [34:13.40] [34:14.70]You just have to trust me [34:17.50] [34:17.50]I do [34:20.50] [34:21.90]Would you mind if I ran these through the dishwasher once? [34:24.90] [34:27.40]Sure [34:28.90] [34:30.60]You can wait here. You can go in to see him as soon as the doctor's finished [34:33.60] [34:33.90]Oh, okay thanks [34:36.90] [34:38.60]Can you believe that story? [34:40.60] [34:40.60]Please, there's no way that gunshot wound was self-inflicted [34:43.60] [34:43.60]Funny how he can't seem to remember who stitched him up [34:46.40] [34:46.40]Well, the police are on their way to talk to him Let them sort it out [34:49.40] [35:11.60]Sorry about ruining dinner [35:14.20] [35:14.20]Oh, please I'm just glad you're okay [35:17.20] [35:21.30]So, you shot yourself? [35:24.30] [35:27.20]Pretty lame, huh? [35:30.20] [35:31.30]Yeah, I was just cleaning my automatic, and [35:34.30] [35:34.70]I was too embarrassed to tell you [35:37.70] [35:38.80]Well, I can see why you would be [35:41.40] [35:41.40]I know it sounds crazy I just -- I couldn't let myself ruin your valentine's day [35:45.40] [35:48.00]But I heard what you said at the restaurant about not wanting kids [35:53.30] [35:53.34]- We don't have totalk about that now - No, susan [35:55.10] [35:58.20]I just want to be with you above everything else [36:01.20] [36:02.80]If that means not being a dad... [36:05.80] [36:07.50]I may be stupid enough to shoot myself, [36:10.50] [36:11.80]but I'm not stupid enough to walk away from you [36:14.80] [36:17.40]You know that, right? [36:20.40] [36:20.40]Yeah [36:22.20] [36:27.70]I'm going to go outside and let you rest for a while [36:30.70] [36:35.90]Thanks [36:38.20] [36:38.20]for being so understanding [36:41.20] [36:56.50]Ma'am. Excuse me, Mr Delfino, I'm officer Russell. This is officer Walters [37:00.50] [37:01.30]I'd like to ask you a few questions. Sir, if you feel up to it [37:04.30] [37:21.60]What do you want? [37:24.60] [37:25.10]The boys have something they'd like to say to you [37:28.10] [37:32.80]I have some tea heating on the stove. Perhaps you'd better come inside, boys [37:37.50] [37:44.40]What about you, Lynette? Do you have anything to say? [37:47.40] [37:48.30]No. I'll just wait out here [37:51.30] [37:52.40]Suit yourself [37:54.40] [38:02.90]You boys want some peanut brittle? [38:05.90] [38:05.90]Go ahead [38:07.90] [38:07.90]Don't get any crumbson my floor. Move over [38:10.90] [38:14.60]Okay. Go ahead. Make with the apology [38:17.60] [38:20.00]We're sorry [38:22.90] [38:22.90]That's it, huh? [38:25.60] [38:25.60]Didn't you know that stealing is wrong? [38:28.60] [38:28.60]How old are you, anyway? [38:30.10] [38:30.10]We're 6 [38:31.40] [38:31.40]- And how old are you? - 5 [38:34.40] [38:34.80]Well, your mother just pops them out, doesn't she? [38:37.80] [38:38.00]How old are you? [38:40.40] [38:40.40]How old do you think? [38:42.10] [38:42.10]150 [38:45.10] [38:45.20]Hurry up and eat your peanut brittle [38:48.20] [38:52.90]Who's that? [38:55.90] [38:58.20]That's my little boy [39:00.60] [39:00.60]Where does he live? [39:03.60] [39:04.00]He died when he was 12 [39:06.00] [39:06.00]How come? [39:07.90] [39:07.90]He got sick [39:10.70] [39:10.70]He was a little terror like you three [39:13.70] [39:16.10]You would have liked him [39:19.10] [39:19.80]Now, are you done with the peanut brittle? [39:22.80] [39:22.80]Let's go [39:25.80] [39:28.10]Now, I want to say something to you before you go [39:31.10] [39:31.20]What you did was wrong, [39:33.90] [39:33.90]but it's nice that you wanted to get a present for your mom for valentine's day [39:36.90] [39:40.30]Nobody's ever going to love you like your mother [39:43.30] [39:44.70]All right, let's go [39:46.50] [39:49.50]Get the hell out of my house [39:51.60] [39:51.60]In her heart, Lynette knew she would probably never love her neighbor, [39:55.60] [39:56.70]never realizing that love was the one thing she and her neighbor had in common [40:02.60] [40:15.77]- Hey - Hey, Lynette, what's wrong? [40:22.32] [40:23.90]My kids have beenon kind of a thieving jag, stealing stuff from around the neighborhood [40:28.90] [40:29.40]I'm so sorry [40:31.20] [40:31.20]I know. They're being punished, probably for life [40:34.20] [40:34.80]But I needed you to see something [40:37.80] [40:39.20]They said they stole it from Mike's garage, from inside his workbench. Your Mike? [40:43.20] [40:49.80]So? [40:52.20] [40:52.20]Read the engraving [40:55.20] [41:01.30]Is that blood? [41:03.50] [41:03.50]I don't know [41:06.30] [41:06.30]What --what does this mean? [41:09.30] [41:09.50]I don't know [41:12.50] [41:21.20]It's impossible to grasp just how powerful love is [41:25.20] [41:26.80]It can sustain us through trying times [41:29.80] [41:34.00]or motivate us to make extraordinary sacrifices [41:38.00] [41:41.10]It can force decent men to commit the darkest deeds [41:45.10] [41:47.40]or compel ordinary women [41:50.40] [41:51.50]to search for hidden truths [41:54.50] [41:56.10]And long after we're gone, love remains... [41:59.10] [42:00.60]burned into our memories [42:03.60] [42:05.80]We all search for love, [42:08.70] [42:08.70]but some of us, after we've found it, [42:11.70] [42:14.10]wish we hadn't [42:17.10]

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