聽電影學英語-重返17歲 05

[00:04.98]You have an undescended testicle. 你有隱睪癥 　　[00:09.14]Googleable! Google 上查得到！ 　　[00:10.98]Ned! 奈德！ 　　[00:12.82]You helped me cheat on my math test, but I got caught. 你幫我在數(shù)學考試上作弊 但我卻被抓住了 　　[00:15.86]Public record! 盡人皆知！ 　　[00:24.70]You asked Princess Leia to junior prom. 你曾經(jīng)請求萊婭公主 做你高中舞會的舞伴 　　[00:30.22]Covered by the local news. 當?shù)氐男侣劧疾罅? 　　[00:39.58]I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe! 我喘不過氣了！我喘不過氣了！ 　　[00:44.14]Please. 請幫我一把 　　[00:45.78]- Oh! - Ha, ha! - 噢！ - 哈哈！ 　　[00:49.46]Oh, my God. 噢，天?。? 　　[00:51.60]No, no, no. 不，不，不 　　[00:53.82]Ned, Ned. 奈德，奈德 　　[00:56.50]Oh, my God. 噢，我的天 　　[01:10.74]MIKE: Would you stop staring at me? 你能不能不要一直盯著我看？ 　　[01:14.06]- It’s freaking me out. - It’s freaking me out! - 這真的要讓我崩潰了 - 是要讓我崩潰了！ 　　[01:18.26]I’m pubescent! 我回到青春期了！ 　　[01:23.46]Okay. So, uh... 好的，那么，嗯… 　　[01:27.30]...it’s a classic transformation story. …這是一個經(jīng)典的變身故事 　　[01:30.46]It appears in the literature time and time again. 這在文學作品中不斷地發(fā)生 　　[01:33.14]Were you at any point shot by a gamma ray? 你是不是被伽馬射線給照射了？ 　　[01:34.82]- No. - Exposed to gamma radiation of any kind? - 沒有 - 暴露到任何一種伽馬輻射下？ 　　[01:36.60]- No, Ned. - No? - 沒有，奈德 - 沒有？ 　　[01:39.86]You wouldn’t see it. Okay. 就算有你也看不見，好吧 　　[01:43.70]That eliminates these and those and most of that side. 排除了這樣那樣的可能性 　　[01:49.70]Are you now or have you ever been... 你現(xiàn)在或者是不是以前… 　　[01:53.06]...a Norse god, vampire, or time-traveling cyborg? …被北歐諸神，吸血鬼 或者穿越時空的機器人給… 　　[01:56.42]I’ve known you since, what, first grade? I would have told you. 我從，似乎，一年級起就認識你了吧？ 我想我應該已經(jīng)告訴過你了 　　[02:00.94]Vampire wouldn’t tell. Cyborg wouldn’t know. 吸血鬼可分辨不出來 機器人也是一樣 　　[02:02.78]Shut up. 閉嘴 　　[02:05.10]Okay, if it’s not any of those, I guess, um, we’re looking at your basic... 好吧，如果都不是這些原因所造成的 我猜測，嗯，我們要看看你是否中了… 　　[02:09.98]...spirit guide transformation magic. That’s kind of a biggie, actually. …精神引導者的變形魔法 這其實說起來有點扯淡 　　[02:15.66]That is here. 就在這里 　　[02:17.98]When the hero... 當主角… 　　[02:19.66]- I guess that’s... I guess, you. - Hm. - 我想這里指的是…我猜是你 - 嗯 　　[02:21.18]Uh, is transformed by his spirit guide... 由他的精神引導者改變形體… 　　[02:24.86]...to set him on a new path. …從而邁向新的人生道路 　　[02:27.38]- Which is what? - Do I look like your spirit guide? - 那是什么？ - 我看起來像是你的精神引導者嗎？ 　　[02:36.58]The janitor. 那個清潔工 　　[02:39.90]The janitor. 清潔工 　　[02:52.14]You guys seen the janitor? You seen the janitor? 你們有人看到清潔工嗎？ 你看到清潔工嗎？ 　　[02:55.98]- Do you know where the janitor is? GIRL: No. - 你知道清潔工在哪嗎？ - 不知道 　　[02:57.34]Hey, where’s the janitor? Where does the janitor work? 嗨，清潔工在哪兒？ 清潔工都在哪兒忙？ 　　[03:01.34]- Excuse me! - You all right, kid? - 不好意思！ - 怎么了，孩子？ 　　[03:04.02]- There’s another janitor who works here. - Just me. - 這兒還有另一個清潔工 - 只有我一個啊 　　[03:05.02]No, no. There’s an older guy with white hair who works here. 不，不，還有一個滿頭白發(fā)的老頭 也在這里做事 　　[03:08.02]I was here yesterday talking to the janit... I showed him this picture of me. 我昨天還在這兒跟那個清潔工 說過話...我給他看我的這張照片 　　[03:15.22]WOMAN: You? - Yeah. - 你？ - 是的 　　[03:15.38]That picture’s from 1989. 那張照片是1989年的 　　[03:21.26]Right. Forget it. 好吧，就當我沒說 　　[03:28.46]Alex! 亞歷克斯！ 　　[03:33.30]Alex, buddy! 亞歷克斯，伙計！ 　　[03:34.46]Alex! 亞歷克斯！ 　　[04:09.10]Hello? 有人嗎？ 　　[04:13.46]Spirit guide? 精神引導者？ 　　[04:18.30]What am I supposed to do? 我應該怎么做？ 　　[04:20.82]Don’t know what I’m supposed to do. 我不知道我該怎么做才好 　　[04:31.18]NED: Ouch. Oh, ow. 噢，噢 　　[04:31.86]I got shot. Did I get shot or did I get...? Someone got powned. 我被打中了，我是被打中還是被...？ 有人被揍了 　　[04:37.54]- It’s a grenade. MIKE: Ned. - 那是手榴彈 - 奈德 　　[04:40.90]Aah! Oh, sorry. Teenage you. 啊！噢，對不起 原來是青少年版的你 　　[04:41.74]I figured it out. I figured out what I’m supposed to do. 我搞清楚了，我知道我應該怎么做了 　　[04:44.90]I figured out what my spirit guide wants me to do. 我理解什么我的精神引導者 想要我做 　　[04:48.74]I’m going back. 我要回去 　　[04:51.46]I’m going back to high school, Ned! 我要重返高中生活，奈德！ 　　[04:53.78]No! No, no. No way. 不！不，不可能 　　[04:55.46]Your spirit guide would not waste transformation magic... 你的精神導師可不會把魔法浪費在… 　　[04:58.46]...on you reliving your senior year and going to prom. No. …讓你重溫你的高中時代 參加校園舞會上，不可能 　　[05:00.82]Ned, this is my chance to have my life over, but to do it right. 奈德，這是一次讓我重新來過的機會 而且我會選擇正確的道路

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