And Kimberly, aren't you just the cutest little bug's ear. 還有金芭莉你真是最可愛的小蟲子耳朵
Bugs don't have ears. 蟲子沒有耳朵
Isn't she sassy, and a little sad. 她可真淘氣,有點悲傷
And this must be Joanna. 這位一定是喬安娜
- Electroshock? - But she's doing great. - 電擊療法?- 不過她治療情況很好
Hello, little Energizer. 你好,小勁量電池
The minute Walter called, I knew this was the perfect house for you. 沃爾特打電話來的那一刻我就知道這棟房子對你們來說是完美的
It's the top of the line here at Stepford Estates, 它是斯戴福房產(chǎn)中的頂級產(chǎn)品
and it's got everything an American family could ever need. 它擁有一個美國家庭所需要的一切
- And may I present to you... - Look at this. - 請允許我向你們介紹…- 看看這個
- This is amazing. ...the great room. - 真令人吃驚- 中心大廳
I call it cozy. 我管這個叫愜意
And it's also a smart house. Now, this controls the security system. 這也是座智能化的房子這里,這個控制著防盜系統(tǒng)
- All secure. - It talks to the refrigerator. - 全部安全- 這個可以和冰箱通話
We need juice, we need juice, we need juice. 我們需要果汁,我們需要果汁
The system also monitors all the commodes. 系統(tǒng)還監(jiān)視所有的衛(wèi)生用具
Where it will test your urine for blood sugar, protein and body fat. 它能分析你們的尿液當(dāng)中的血糖,蛋白和脂肪
Flush toilets. 沖馬桶
Isn't that great, kids? 太好了,孩子們?
- I'm gonna go check my room. - Me too. - 我去看看我的房間- 我也去
Now, Walter, will you be commuting? 那么,沃爾特,你要經(jīng)常出差嗎?
No. 不
No, Joanna and I both left the network. 不,喬安娜和我都離開了電視公司
Oh, look, it's the puppy. 噢,看,這是你們的寵物
Robo Rover 3000. Come on, boy. Come on, come on, come on. 機器巡游者3000,過來,小家伙過來,過來,過來
Joanna. 喬安娜
The town is over 200 years old. 這個鎮(zhèn)子有超過200年的歷史
It was founded by George Washington, and Martha just loved it. 它是喬治•華盛頓建立的而華盛頓夫人瑪莎非常喜歡
Stepford is Connecticut's family paradise. 斯戴福是康涅狄格的家庭天堂
It has no crime, no poverty and no pushing. 這里沒有犯罪,沒有貧困,沒有功利
What is that? Up on the hill? 那是什么?在那上面的?
Well, that's our Stepford Men's Association. 那是我們的斯戴福男子聯(lián)合會
Where all our wonderful guys can get together and stay out of our hair. 是供我們這里優(yōu)雅的男士們休閑的場所
Am I right? 我說的對嗎?
- Where do the women go? - To the Simply Stepford Day Spa. - 那女士們都去哪里呢- 去斯戴福日間美容浴室
- Good morning, ladies. - Good morning, Claire. - 早上好,女士們- 早上好,克萊爾
I would like you all to welcome our newest citizen to Stepford: Joanna. 我希望你們所有人都歡迎斯戴福的最新居民: 喬安娜
Good morning, Joanna. 早安,喬安娜
- Are we ready to work out? - Oh, yes. - 準備好要運動了嗎- 噢,是的
Places and poles, please. 請拿好桿子,各就各位
Wait, you work out dressed like this? 等等,你們就穿這樣運動?
Well, of course. Whatever we do, we always want to look our very best. 這個嘛,當(dāng)然,不管我們做什么我們都要穿得漂漂亮亮的
I mean, why, imagine if our husbands saw us 我是說,為什么想想看我們的丈夫看到我們
in worn, dark, urban sweat clothes 穿著破舊,黑色,城市風(fēng)格的汗衫
with stringy hair and almost no makeup? 頭發(fā)散亂,幾乎沒有化妝的樣子
Oh, good heavens. 噢,上帝呀
Now, 現(xiàn)在
today you are in for a special treat 今天對你特別招待
because we are working on a series of exercises 因為我們正在練習(xí)我個人發(fā)明的
which I've personally invented, based on simple household tasks. 以簡單家務(wù)勞動為基礎(chǔ)的一系列健身操
I call my program Clairobics. 我稱之為克萊爾健身操
Because her name is Claire. 因為她的名字是克萊爾
All right, now it's time to slim and scrub. 好的,現(xiàn)在到了擦洗瘦身的時間了
Let's all be washing machines. And... 讓我們都來做洗衣機再來…
And... 再來…