聽力每日練習 listen 258 Professor?Hernandez

1--I hate Professor Hernandez!

2--Me too! He keeps calling me stupid!

1--You think that's bad? He gave me an F, because I double spaced my essay!

2--But every professor wants essays double spaced. He's crazy!

1--Professor Hernandez is weird. He wants essays triple spaced.

2--That's just a waste of paper. Why does he like triple spacing?

1--He says it's because he has to make a lot of corrections, because we're stupid.

2--We should start a petition, and get him fired!

1--We should, but he can find out.

2--I know. If he found out, he would ruin everyone's lives.

1--He is so evil.

2--That's why this petition has to work!

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注解：  

1.spaced行距
2.essays論文
3.petition請愿書

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譯文：

1--我討厭埃爾南德斯教授！
2--我也是！他總是叫我傻瓜!
1--你認為那很糟糕？他給了我一個F,因為我的論文是兩倍行距!
2--但是每個教授希望論文是兩倍行距。他瘋了!
1--埃爾南德斯教授是奇怪的。他希望論文是三倍行距。
2--那只是浪費紙張。他為什么喜歡三倍行距？
1--他說這是因為他必須做出很多改正,因為我們愚蠢。
2--我們應該著手寫一份請愿書,讓他被解雇!
1--我們應該這么做，但他會發(fā)現(xiàn)的。
2--我知道。如果他發(fā)現(xiàn)了，他會毀了每個人的生活。
1--他真像個魔鬼。
2--這就是為什么這個請愿書必須起作用!