欲望都市第二季 They Shoot Single People, Don’t They?

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:25:54 [00:02.00]聽美劇學英語(MP3+LRC) [00:11.28]欲望城市 [00:38.80](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭) [00:44.56]，單身有罪? [00:51.60]In llfe, certaln events come along so rarely... 人生有某些事難得一見 [00:55.40]...that when they do, speclal attentlon must be pald. 一旦發(fā)生了便得特別注意 [00:58.88]Events llke Halley's comet, solar ecllpses... 像是哈雷慧星、日蝕 [01:03.76]...gettlng that second latte for free. 免費拿鐵續(xù)杯 [01:05.12]One nlght at a salsa club ln very downtown Manhattan... 有一晚，在曼哈頓下城 一家具拉丁風格的夜總會 [01:10.64]...four slngle glrlfrlends found themselves wlthout a relatlonshlp... 四名單身女子發(fā)現(xiàn)她們 [01:13.20]...at the exact same tlme. 同時都沒有男友 [01:29.68]She's not bad. [01:45.92]-Here's to us without men. -Hear, hear. -敬沒有男人的我們 -我才不干杯，這是厄運 [01:46.92]I'm not toasting to that. It's bad Iuck. [01:52.96]If I end up oId and aIone, it's aII your fauIt. 若我最后孤獨終老 便是你的錯 [01:57.12]Sweetie, we're aII aIone, even when we're with men. 就算有男友我們也一樣孤獨 [01:60.20]You teII her, Mr. Sister. 你跟她說吧 [02:01.52]My advice to you, is to embrace that fact... 我給你一個忠告 欣然接受現(xiàn)實 [02:03.60]...sIap on some armor and go through Iife Iike I do. 學學我的人生觀：享受男人 但別指望他們填補你的空虛 [02:08.16]Enjoying men but not expecting them to fiII you up. [02:09.24]-Except when, weII, you know.... -We know, we know. -除了…你知道的 -我們知道 [02:14.24]Excuse me, I was wondering if you'd Iike to dance. 你想跳支舞嗎? [02:18.48]Thanks, but tonight it's just us girIs. 謝了 但今晚是我們姐妹的聚會 [02:21.68]I'm WiIIiam, one of the cIub owners. -我是威廉，本店的老板之一 -我是莎曼珊 [02:25.84]Samantha. [02:25.56]If you ever feeI Iike a dance, we couId have some fun. 如果你想跳舞 我們可以一起玩 [02:32.36]I'm impressed, not dumping us for a guy. 我好感動 你竟然沒有見色忘友 [02:33.24]Is that the kind of girI you think I am? -你以為我是那種人嗎? -我得走了 [02:35.68]I'm going. I'm getting my picture taken for the magazine articIe in the morning. 明天早上雜志要幫我拍照 [02:39.68]What magazine articIe? 什么雜志?要得我通過才行 [02:42.00]AII press needs to be cIeared through me. [02:43.76]New York Magazlne. 紐約雜志要制作20位 曼哈頓單身者的專題報導 [02:45.84]They're doing a profiIe of 20 Manhattan singIes... [02:46.96]...and it's caIIed ''SingIe and FabuIous.'' -名為“單身貴族” -為什么不選我? [02:48.92]Why wasn't I picked? I'm singIe and I'm definiteIy fabuIous. [02:51.92]I was picked because Stanford's new boyfriend is the assistant photo editor. 史丹佛的新男友是助理編輯 [02:58.20]You can't Ieave. We never go dancing. 你不能走，我們很少一起跳舞 [02:58.44]-Come on, one more drink. -AII right, one drink. -好吧，再喝一杯 -敬…熱情的男人 [03:03.36]To hot men. [03:06.92]One drlnk turned lnto many, and before I knew lt... 一杯變成了許多杯 在我意識到這事實前… [03:09.08]...I was dragglng my tlred, yet slngle and fabulous ass home at dawn. 我在黎明時份 拖著疲累的身體回家 [03:16.44]I declded my best bet to avold looklng llke I'd been up all nlght... 為了避免看起來 像整晚沒睡的樣子 [03:18.04]...was to stay up all mornlng. 我決定保持清醒 [03:26.80]It's Stanford. You're 40 mlnutes late. 我是史丹佛，你已遲到 40分鐘，大家都快抓狂了 [03:27.28]I'm at the photo shoot and everyone's freaking out! [03:31.40]-I'm there, 20 minutes. -20 minutes! 我20分鐘內(nèi)趕到，我說20分鐘 [03:33.16]I said 20 minutes! [03:40.32]I couId not get a cab. -我叫不到計程車 -所以你才這么慢吞吞? [03:43.68]What did you do, Iet one drag you here? [03:47.48]Stop, I was up aII night. I need a coffee the size of my head. 我整晚沒睡 我需要喝一大杯咖啡 [03:50.36]-Carrie, this is Nevin. -Gosh, hi. 凱莉，這是奈文 [03:54.92]Stanford has toId me so much about you. It's reaIIy nice to finaIIy meet you. 史丹佛跟我說了好多你的事 [03:58.00]HeIIo, you're about a fucking month Iate! 你好，你他媽的真會遲到 跟我來 [03:60.20]FoIIow me. [04:01.00]Don't Iook at me, you're the one who's about a fucking month Iate. 別看我，誰叫你要遲到 [04:07.16]My poncho! 幫我拿披風 [04:09.56]Hi, I'm so sorry. -我真的很抱歉 -你可以坐著嗎? [04:10.64]-CouId you sit? -Sure. [04:16.48]There's gonna be time for makeup, right? 有時間讓我化妝吧? [04:19.60]Thank God! -謝天謝地 -我先拍幾張照片作測試 [04:21.84]I wanna do a few test shots before I check the Iighting. [04:24.56]Coffee. 我要咖啡 [04:26.24]-Do you mind if I smoke? -I don't care if you shoot up. -你介意我抽煙嗎? -就算你開槍我也不介意 [04:31.00]I never keep peopIe waiting. I got to bed reaIIy Iate Iast night. 我從不讓人枯等 我太晚上床了 [04:37.20]And it's my personaI beIief, I Iapsed into a coma. 我想我陷入了昏睡狀態(tài) [04:40.16]Thank you. -謝謝 -只有賣低咖啡因的 [04:41.56]They onIy had decaf. [04:47.52]Belng slngle and fabulous also frees up one's weekends. 身為單身貴族，周末便有空閑 [04:50.20]Saturdays usually spent browslng wlth hlm ln Soho are left for practlcal thlngs... 往常和男友打發(fā)時間的星期六 [04:53.48]...llke power walklng wlth your slngle and fabulous glrlfrlends. 變成跟同樣是單身貴族的朋友 做快走運動 [04:58.88]We're waIking too sIow. We're not burning off anything. 我們走得太慢了 [05:02.56]Let's gossip to get our heart rates up. 來講八卦讓心跳加速一下吧 [05:03.80]Miranda. -米蘭達 -喬許，你好嗎? [05:06.92]Josh, hi. How are you? [05:09.88]Good, great. Training for the Marathon. 很好 我正為馬拉松比賽做訓練 [05:10.20]Right, I forgot you do that. -對，我都忘了 -連續(xù)五年了 [05:12.48]Five years in a row. [05:17.04]You've got my number, give me a caII. 打電話給我 [05:21.28]Cute. Who's that? 他是誰? [05:24.80]An ophthaImoIogist I once faked orgasms with. 一個曾讓我 假裝高潮的眼科醫(yī)生 [05:25.08]We're officiaIIy stopping. 暫停一下 [05:29.96]The ldea that Mlranda would fake anythlng stopped me cold. 米蘭達會假裝任何事 真是出乎我意料 [05:31.84]I onIy sIept with him twice. 我只跟他上過床兩次 [05:34.84]The first time I faked it because it was never gonna happen. 我第一次假裝是因沒達到高潮 而第二次便得繼續(xù)假裝 [05:37.84]The second time I faked it because I did the first time. [05:39.40]NaturaIIy. 我不想再裝下去 所以沒回他電話 [05:40.68]I didn't wanna fake it again, so I just forgot to return his caII. [05:44.88]You broke up with an ophthaImoIogist over that? 你們就為了這原因分手? [05:44.56]-Orgasm, major thing in a reIationship? -But not the onIy thing. 高潮在一段感情中十分重要 [05:47.48]是沒錯，但高潮不會送你卡片 [05:50.64]Orgasms don't send you VaIentine's cards and don't hoId your hand in a sad movie. [05:50.04]或在看悲劇電影時握著你的手 [05:54.92]Mine do. 你真的主張偽裝? [05:53.44]You're seriousIy advocating faking? [05:56.12]No, but if you reaIIy Iike the guy, what's one IittIe moment of.... 如果你喜歡他，叫個一分鐘 [06:01.56]...versus spending the whoIe night in bed aIone? 和孤枕難眠要選哪個? [06:01.76]These are my options? 只有這兩個選擇嗎? [06:05.44]Who's to say that one moment is any more important than when he gets up... 難道高潮比他在早上 [06:08.12]...and pours you a cup of coffee in the morning? 為你沖一杯咖啡還重要? [06:10.92]Let's go! 我寧愿要高潮 而放棄一杯法式滴濾咖啡 [06:11.64]I'II take an orgasm over a cup of French drip CoIombian any day. [06:15.40]For me, it's a toss-up. 對我來說，這很難決定 [06:17.20]The usuaI, pIease. 老牌子 [06:20.64]Havlng smoked all my clgarettes durlng our workout... 由于煙都抽完了 我停下來補貨，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)… [06:23.36]...I stopped for fresh supplles when.... [06:30.72]There I was... 我就在那里… [06:34.08]...hanglng rlght next to Martha Stewart Living... 掛在“瑪莎史都華生活”旁邊 [06:38.56]...Carrle Bradshaw, dylng of embarrassment. 凱莉布雷蕭，死于極度困窘 [06:43.84]''SingIe and FabuIous?'' “單身貴族加問號?” [06:43.64]There was no question mark impIied. 我絕不會同意出現(xiàn)在標題是 “單身貴族加問號”的文章內(nèi) [06:46.92]I wouId never agree to be in an articIe, ''SingIe and FabuIous?'' [06:51.68]I was set up. -我被設計了 -你確實是迷人的單身貴族 [06:51.44]I agree. You're singIe, fabuIous and fucked. [06:54.44]Not after that picture I won't be. 那張照片登了之后就不是了 [06:57.52]They said, ''SingIe and FabuIous!'' 他們說是單身貴族加驚嘆號 而非單身貴族加問號 [07:01.40]They did not say, ''SingIe and FabuIous?'' [07:02.20]That question mark is hostiIe. 那個問號充滿敵意 [07:06.40]Can't we sue them or something? -不能告他們嗎? -什么罪名?打錯標點符號? [07:08.28]-For what, mis-punctuation? -It's too Iate. [07:08.88]I'm aII over the city Iooking Iike something that got caught in a drain. 我看起來像是 從排水管撈起來的模樣 [07:14.12]You know what? I just quit smoking. 我要戒煙了 [07:16.24]''SingIe was fun at 20. But you wanna ask these women: “20歲單身很棒，但40歲時 整晚在夜總會狂歡有趣嗎?” [07:18.48]'''How fun wiII aII night cIub hopping be at 40?''' [07:20.92]-Who's out aII night? -Who's 40? -誰整晚在外面玩? -誰40歲? [07:23.20]Do you know what I say, ''Fuck them, excIamation point!'' 去他們的，驚嘆號 [07:27.28]-Fuck them! -Fuck them! -去他們的 -沒錯，去他們的 [07:28.44]CharIotte said, ''Fuck.'' -夏綠蒂說臟話 -每隔幾年 [07:31.16]Every coupIe of years, an articIe Iike this surfaces... 就會有個警世故事 來驚嚇年輕女孩走入婚姻 [07:33.24]...as a cautionary taIe to scare young women into marriage. [07:36.12]I'm a cautionary taIe? Shoot me. 我成了警世故事?殺了我吧 [07:38.28]''FiIIing their Iives with an endIess parade of decoys and distractions... “她們以無止盡的娛樂 填滿生活” [07:43.96]''...to avoid the painfuI fact that they're compIeteIy aIone.'' “藉此逃避她們孤獨的事實” [07:44.24]How is that heIping? 念那個有什么用? 這篇垃圾跟我們沒關系 [07:46.12]This piece of trash has nothing, I repeat, nothing to do with us. [07:50.44]-ExactIy, we are singIe and fabuIous. -AbsoIuteIy. -沒錯，我們是單身貴族 -完全正確 [07:55.20]But I had a sneaklng susplclon they dldn't qulte belleve lt. 我懷疑她們并不相信這句話 [07:58.28]Somehow, the questlon mark had leapt off my cover and on to each of them. 封面的問號已潛入她們心中 [08:04.04]Because, wlthln a week... 在一周之內(nèi)… [08:06.100]...Mlranda met Josh for old tlme's sake. 看在往日舊情的份上 米蘭達又和喬許見面了… [08:12.96]Samantha met Wllllam for a dance. 莎曼珊和威廉共舞… [08:17.48]And Charlotte met a deadllne head-on. 而夏綠蒂面臨了感情的臨界點 [08:20.16]So, I'm moving to SaIt Lake City. -我要搬去鹽湖城 -什么?為什么? [08:22.84]What? Why? [08:25.84]The acting thing in New York is definiteIy not happening. 我在紐約無戲可拍 [08:27.08]I've a chance to get on a Christian soap opera if I move out West. 如果搬去西部，便有機會演出 一部基督教肥皂劇 [08:33.36]A Christian soap opera? 基督教肥皂劇 [08:34.76]The Days of our Mormon Llves or some shit. “摩門教徒的時代” [08:38.84]Hand me that receiver cabIe. 把接收器的電線給我 [08:41.84]The.... [08:44.68]What'II you do around here without me? 少了我你該怎么辦? [08:47.48]Tom was an out of work actor frlend Charlotte had come to depend on... 湯姆是個失業(yè)的演員 夏綠蒂依賴他 [08:49.08]...to do the occaslonal male thlngs she needed done around her apartment. 為她的公寓 做一切需要男人干的活 [08:53.24]Because he was an out of work actor, he had a lot of tlme. 因為失業(yè)，所以他時間很多 [08:56.52]And because he had a lot of tlme, he had a lot of tools. 因為他時間很多 于是他的工具也多 [09:00.92]Okay. 錄影機裝好了 [09:02.16]That is the VCR. [09:07.08]After I rewire your Iamp, I'm out of here. 我?guī)湍銚Q好燈之后就走 [09:10.72]UnIess you have something eIse you need done. 除非還有什么需要做的事 [09:18.28]Charlotte made a declslon. 夏綠蒂決定 不讓她的修理先生離開 [09:19.08]She declded she wasn't gonna let her Mr. Flx-It get away. [09:24.48]Whlle women are certalnly no strangers to faklng lt... 女人對于偽裝毫不陌生 [09:26.32]...we faked our halr color, cup-slze. Hell, we've even faked fur. 我們戴假發(fā)、改變膚色 謊稱罩杯尺寸，連毛皮都作假 [09:31.60]I couldn't help but wonder, has fear of belng alone... 對于孤單的恐懼是否 已突然提高偽裝的標準? [09:34.32]...suddenly ralsed the bar on faklng? [09:35.60]Are we faklng more than orgasms? 我們不只是偽裝高潮嗎? 我們是否整段戀情都在偽裝? [09:38.40]Are we faklng entlre relatlonshlps? [09:41.04]Is lt better to fake lt than be alone? 偽裝比孤單好嗎? [09:43.32]My boyfriend and I were reaIIy compatibIe except for one thing: 我男友和我很合得來 除了一件事 [09:48.32]He Iiked thin, bIond, Waspy types. So... 他喜歡纖細的金發(fā)女子 所以…現(xiàn)在我成了這模樣 [09:50.12]...now I am. [09:52.48]I think my wife's an idiot. 我太太是個白癡 每天都像是去白癡島一日游 [09:53.16]Every day with her is Iike a trip to Idiot IsIand. [09:57.76]I don't teII her how I reaIIy feeI. I'm pretty sure she'd Ieave me. 我沒告訴她我真正的感覺 我肯定她會離開我 [10:06.88]I don't understand sign Ianguage. 我看不懂手語 [10:08.28]A glamorous clty llke New York offers a sea of slngle and fabulous thlngs... 像紐約這樣的城市 [10:14.76]...for the fabulous and slngle to do. 為單身貴族提供許多消遣 [10:14.44]As Iong as the magazine's on newsstands, I'm not going out in pubIic... 只要那本雜志還在市面上販售 我就不去公共場合 [10:19.60]...for fear of being scorned and chased with sticks. [10:20.60]One, one! I'm not smoking. 我不抽煙 [10:25.92]Look. 他才剛趴到她身上 下一秒她就達到高潮了 [10:24.60]He cIimbs on top of her, next thing you know, she's coming. [10:28.08]No wonder they're Iost, they've no idea there's more work invoIved. 男人不知道這還得下許多工夫 [10:32.84]StiII faking it? -你還在假裝 -他有那么差勁嗎? [10:34.96]-Is he that bad in bed? -No, he's just.... 不，他只是…他是個男人 [10:37.04]He's a guy. 他們會改造噴射引擎 但一面對女人… [10:39.80]They can rebuiId a jet engine, but when it comes to a woman.... [10:41.96]What's the big mystery? It's my cIitoris, not the Sphinx! 有這么難以理解嗎? 只不過是我的陰蒂，不是猜謎 [10:45.48]You just found the titIe for your autobiography. 聽來像是你的自傳 [10:49.88]It's reaIIy not their fauIt. They don't come with a manuaI. 這不是他們的錯 他們并非生來帶著一本說明書 [10:50.56]If I had a son, I'd teach him aII about the vagina. 如果我有兒子 我會教他認識陰道所有的構造 [10:55.00]If you had a son, we'd caII sociaI services. 如果你有兒子 我們會通知社福單位 [10:57.28]The other night, he toId me... 他告訴我他真的很喜歡 我跟他做愛時達到高潮 [10:58.32]...he reaIIy Iikes that I can come whiIe he's fucking me. [11:01.08]How can he beIieve that that's aII it takes? 他怎能相信 只要這么一點努力就能完成? [11:02.48]Because you're faking it! -因為你在假裝 -現(xiàn)在我恨死自己了 [11:06.24]I'm reaIIy hating myseIf right now. [11:07.36]CouId you pIease just teII me why? 告訴我你為何這么做 [11:12.04]He's a nice guy. He means weII. -他是個好人，他很善良 -所以這算是禮尚往來? [11:14.12]It's codependent coming. [11:14.40]WeII, I have to go. I got a date. 我得走了，我和威廉約好見面 接下來，誰知道? [11:17.00]I'm meeting WiIIiam after work, and then, who knows? [11:21.16]From the way he dances, I'm fairIy certain I won't have to fake anything. 從他的舞姿看來 我不必偽裝任何事 [11:30.12]This is a great cIub. 這是個很棒的夜總會 [11:30.100]Wait untiI you see my cIub in the Hamptons. 等你看過 我在漢普頓的夜總會再說 [11:34.36]SaIsa East. [11:34.48]-Do you Iike the Hamptons? -No, Iove... -你喜歡漢普頓嗎? -不，我愛死漢普頓了 [11:37.48]...Iove the Hamptons. [11:39.12]I'm renting a great house in East Hampton. 我在那里租了一棟別墅 周末時我們可以去玩玩 [11:43.00]We can go out on the weekends. [11:45.48]We can go saiIing... 我們可以乘船出海 [11:48.76]...and cook big Iobsters. 我們可以烹調(diào)大龍蝦 我們可以在沙灘漫步 [11:50.56]We can waIk on the beach.... [11:54.48]At flrst Samantha llstened, fasclnated, detached. 一開始，莎曼珊聽得入神 [11:56.92]It was rare to hear a man use the ''we'' word, so comfortably so early on. 很少聽到男人 這么快就把“我們”掛在嘴邊 [11:60.40]Or, we couId just Iay around and do this. 或者我們可以一直做這件事 [12:06.20]Whatever we want. 什么都行 [12:12.08]Pretty soon she gave ln. 不久她便投降 躺下來，奉獻自己 [12:13.84]She lay back, opened up and let the ''we'' wash over her. [12:16.12]讓“我們”在她身上漫游 [12:25.68]HeIIo. 你猜我要去哪里過夏天? [12:26.96]Guess where I'm spendlng the summer? [12:27.28]-I don't know, Gucci? -East Hampton. -古馳名店? -東漢普頓 [12:32.12]WiIIiam's renting a house and he's inviting me for the summer. 威廉邀我和他一起去過夏天 [12:35.52]-Isn't it a IittIe earIy? -Honey, no. 這不會太早嗎? [12:37.20]AII the great pIaces are taken by January. 所有好房子在一月就被訂光了 [12:39.56]I mean, earIy in the reIationship. 我是說以你們交往的程度 [12:43.68]You shouId have heard him Iast night. ''We'' can cook, ''we'' can swim. 你應該聽聽他昨晚說的話 我們可以下廚、我們可以游泳 [12:46.56]He's a ''we'' guy. -他是“我們”一族的男人? -誰在乎? [12:49.04]So he's a ''we'' guy, who cares? [12:51.92]''We'' are going to spend the summer in East Hampton. 我們將去東漢普頓過夏天 [12:54.80]And the ''we'' I'm referring to right now... 而這里的“我們”是指你和我 [12:57.28]...is you and me. [12:58.56]They say that every great actor knows when to stop performlng. 所有好演員都知道 何時該停止表演 [13:02.16]I'm getting cIose. Come with me. 我快到達高潮了 跟我一起來吧 [13:07.00]Come with me. [13:07.40]For Mlranda, lt was that Saturday nlght at exactly 10.:40. 對米蘭達而言，星期六晚上 10點40分便是時候 [13:12.80]Come with.... 跟我一起… [13:23.12]God. [13:28.88]Is everything aII right? 一切都還好嗎? [13:30.08]Are you sure? You didn't come. 你確定?因為你沒達到高潮 [13:34.56]Did you? -你有嗎? -沒有 [13:35.12]No. [13:37.96]Did I do something wrong tonight, because you came every other time. 今晚我做錯什么了嗎? [13:41.32]以前你每次都達到高潮 [13:48.68]What? TeII me. 怎么了?告訴我 [13:49.04]I didn't exactIy come aII those other times. 我并非每次都達到高潮 [13:53.04]You faked it? 你是裝出來的?有幾次? [13:54.36]How many of the other times? [13:58.84]AII of the other times? 每一次 [14:04.08]Do you have a physicaI probIem or something? 你身體有毛病嗎? [14:07.88]What makes you assume it's me? 你憑什么認為是我的問題? [14:09.16]No offense, it's just.... 無意冒犯，只是以前 跟我上過床的女人都不必假裝 [14:11.56]Nobody I've ever sIept with has had to fake it. [14:14.72]A Iot of women fake it and untiI five minutes ago... 很多女人都會假裝高潮 我不說你根本不知道我在假裝 [14:17.20]...you didn't know I was faking it, so.... [14:18.100]What are you saying? 你的意思是 跟我上過床的女人都是裝的? [14:22.28]AII the women I've sIept with have been faking it? [14:29.92]What are you Iooking at? 你在看什么? [14:31.44]Nothing, I was just running a Iist in my head. 沒有，我只是在腦中瀏覽名單 [14:35.12]Look, Josh. 女人身體的構造比較復雜 [14:35.80]A woman's anatomy is a IittIe more compIicated-- [14:39.68]I know aII about a woman's anatomy. I'm a doctor. 我知道，我是個醫(yī)生 [14:42.16]You're an eye doctor. 你是眼科醫(yī)生 [14:48.40]Give me some tips. -給我一點訣竅 -你說什么? [14:50.52]-Pardon me? -Tips to get you off. 讓你達到高潮的訣竅，我不要 別人同情，我可是馬拉松好手 [14:53.08]I am nobody's charity case. I run the Marathon for Christ's sake. [14:55.88]Do you know how the cIitoris works? 你知道陰蒂有何作用嗎? [14:60.04]Yes. 你知道它在哪里嗎? [15:01.44]-Do you know where it is? -Yes. [15:01.96]It's about two inches from where you think it is. 它的位置比你所想的 還要深兩英寸左右 [15:03.64]-My God. -ReIax, I'II show you. 放輕松，我讓你瞧瞧 [15:08.16]Later that week, I went over to Charlotte's to see some of Tom's handlwork. 那一周，我去夏綠蒂家 看湯姆精湛的手工藝 [15:12.28]After we finish with the Iighting, we'II move to the kitchen. 我們把燈裝好之后 我們要在廚房重新鋪瓷磚 [15:15.72]We're retiIing everything. [15:17.04]Flrst Samantha and now Charlotte went ''we,'' ''we,'' all about her home. 現(xiàn)在夏綠蒂談到她的房子 也滿口都是“我們” [15:22.04]That's amazing! How wiII you get aII that done before you Ieave? 你走之前怎么做得完? [15:24.08]I'm not Ieaving. 我不走了，我決定留下來 [15:28.96]I've decided to stay. [15:28.64]I have to go to my pIace and get a voItmeter. 我得去拿電壓計 [15:33.28]Okay. [15:32.92]-I'II be right back, okay? -Bye, honey. -我馬上回來 -再見，親愛的 [15:39.08]''Bye, honey?'' “再見，親愛的”? [15:43.76]When he toId me he was Ieaving, I suddenIy had feeIings... 當他說要離開時 我突然對他有了感覺 [15:46.76]...what if he was the one? [15:46.28]He'd been under my nose the entire time and I'd never even seen him. 他一直在我身邊 我卻沒發(fā)現(xiàn)他的存在 [15:50.16]I Iet the ''aImost-40-out-of-work-actor'' thing get in the way. 我讓“失業(yè)演員”的陰影 妨礙了我們的發(fā)展 [15:56.32]He is strong and mascuIine... 他強壯又有男子氣概 他會修這屋里的東西 [15:59.08]...and he can fix things around the house. [16:00.88]You can't create a reIationship with a guy just because he can cauIk your tub. 你不能因為一個男人 會修你的浴缸就跟他交往 [16:07.96]Yes, you can. 可以 [16:09.44]As I walked home, I couldn't help but wonder... 我忍不住納悶 [16:13.32]...when dld belng alone become the modern day equlvalent of belng a leper? 何時孤單一人 變成了現(xiàn)代受排斥的對象? [16:17.48]Wlll Manhattan restaurants soon be dlvlded up lnto sectlons? 以后餐廳會不會區(qū)分成 [16:20.88]Smoklng, non-smoklng, slngle, non-slngle? 吸煙和非吸煙區(qū) 單身和非單身區(qū)? [16:24.64]The usuaI, pIease. 老牌子，麻煩你 [16:29.80]Then I had a frlghtenlng thought. 我腦中浮現(xiàn)一個可怕的想法 或許是我在假裝 [16:31.52]Maybe I was the one who was faklng lt. [16:31.36]All these years faklng to myself that I was happy belng slngle. 我假裝單身是一件快樂的事 [16:41.36]Yes, it's me. 對，那就是我 [16:43.44]And there lt was, plty. 賣香煙的小販 竟對我投射同情的目光 [16:46.28]Plty from the man who sells me my Marlboro Llghts. [16:49.52]It was the flnal straw. 那真是最后一擊 [16:51.68]I declded I wasn't gonna let a magazlne or my frlends or the Surgeon General... 我不要讓一本雜志 或我的朋友們 [16:55.04]...stop me from belng who I was.: 阻止我做自己 我是單身貴族，驚嘆號 [16:57.44]Slngle and fabulous, exclamatlon polnt. [17:01.20]-Tartini? -Excuse me? -你說什么? -蔓越莓口味的伏特加 [17:02.40]Tartini: cranberry fIavored vodka. [17:04.60]I've been out of commission for four days and there's a new drink? 我才四天沒來就有新飲料了? [17:09.76]I lnvlted Stanford to joln me at a fabulous party downtown... 我邀請史丹佛參加下城一個 [17:13.44]...to honor the fabulous conceptual photographer Ellen von Unwerth. 向知名攝影師艾倫朗恩文 致敬的派對 [17:17.32]Unfortunately, he lnvlted hls new boyfrlend, Nevln ''von Bltchy.'' 不幸的是 他也邀請了他的新男友 [17:21.72]-Hi, I hate you. -Join the cIub, I hate me, too. -你好，我恨你 -玩得愉快，我也很恨我自己 [17:23.80]I'm so sorry about the cover. I had nothing to do with it. 封面的事我很抱歉 這與我無關 [17:27.08]Who cares? 下個禮拜會有新的封面人物 我便成了歷史 [17:27.84]Next week you'II have a coke-deaIing sIumIord on the cover. [17:31.52]You are fabuIous. 你真棒，失陪了 [17:31.36]Excuse me. [17:34.40]You reaIize you'II have to dump him. 你得甩了他 [17:38.40]I can't. We're getting a summer share in Sagaponack. 不行，我們夏天要一起 分租房子 [17:44.04]Tartini! 當我們在下城狂歡時… [17:45.96]Whlle Stanford and I dld downtown... [17:48.12]...Samantha was uptown waltlng for Wllllam at her favorlte romantlc restaurant. 莎曼珊在她最愛的浪漫餐廳 等待威廉 [17:52.68]AIone? -一個人嗎? -不，我在等人 [17:56.48]No, I'm waiting for someone. [17:60.68]At flrst she thought she had the wrong tlme. 她以為她記錯時間 但當他遲遲沒出現(xiàn) [18:01.16]When he stlll wasn't there 20 mlnutes later, she called her machlne. [18:05.76]她打到他的答錄機，沒有留言 [18:07.12]No message. [18:07.12]I don't know what's keeping him. 不知道他被什么事耽擱了 [18:12.20]CouId you ask the waiter to bring me a red wine? 你能叫侍者送一杯紅酒來嗎? [18:14.68]She hadn't expected to be caught out ln publlc alone... 她沒料到會在公共場合落單 [18:17.96]...wlthout a book, project, or any of her ''dlnlng-out-alone-armor.'' 手邊沒有一本書 或她單獨外出用餐的盔甲 [18:22.76]She had nothlng to do but slt and walt for hlm. 她無計可施 只好繼續(xù)坐著等他 [18:26.60]By now she knew that ''we'' Wllllam wasn't ever gonna show up. 她知道威廉不會來了 [18:31.20]He was one of those men who faked a future... 為了得到現(xiàn)在想要的東西 他編織美好的未來 [18:32.24]...to get what he wanted ln the present. [18:36.16]More water? -還要水嗎? -不用了 [18:38.36]No. No more water. [18:39.64]She felt exposed, vulnerable, llke a fool. 她覺得暴露而脆弱，像個傻瓜 [18:46.08]My God, peopIe are Iooking. 大家都在看，我覺得好丟臉 [18:49.40]-I'm so embarrassed. -It's okay. [18:51.44]-Where's the Iadies' room? -This way. 洗手間在哪里? [18:53.24]Show me the way. [19:02.48]You okay? -你還好嗎? -謝謝，你真體貼 [19:02.60]Thank you. You're very sweet. [19:06.44]I'm not usuaIIy Iike this. 平常我不是這樣子的 [19:08.84]I can't beIieve I feII for some guy's Iine. 我不敢相信我竟會被 一個男人的花言巧語迷惑 [19:11.52]But sometimes you just need to hear ''we.'' 有時女人就是想聽聽“我們” [19:15.48]You know? [19:21.80]Samantha let the Paklstanl busboy klss her. 莎曼珊讓那個侍者親吻她 [19:23.76]After all, he'd been so sweet and attentlve wlth the bread. 他處理面包時非常溫柔且用心 [19:26.92]You take me home, you're not aIone. 帶我回家，你便不寂寞 [19:28.04]As Samantha looked lnto hls sweet and hopeful eyes, she reallzed somethlng. 莎曼珊注視他充滿希望的眼神 她體會到一件事 [19:34.32]No matter how much lt hurts... 即使很難受 有時孤單比偽裝好 [19:36.32]...sometlmes lt's better to be alone than fake lt. [19:55.88]Meanwhlle, downtown, I heard the funnlest thlng... 我從剛認識的男人口中 聽到這輩子最好笑的事 [19:58.24]...I'd ever heard from a man I just met. [20:01.96]My God. I'm sorry, your pants. 對不起，你的褲子… [20:02.52]-I'm sorry. -It's fine. 沒關系 [20:08.00]WeII, fuck you. 去你的，驚嘆號 [20:10.96]ExcIamation point. 該回家了，你喝夠了 [20:11.88]Okay, you IittIe Tartini. Time to go home. You've had enough. [20:16.32]-C'mon, it's earIy. -It's 2:00 a.m. on a Tuesday. -還早 -已經(jīng)凌晨兩點了 [20:19.72]Just go. Go, go, go home. 你走吧，回家去吧，史丹佛 帶你疲憊、漂亮的屁股回家 [20:22.44]Take your tired, fabuIous ass home. [20:24.12]I want to meet cute guys. -我想認識帥哥 -這里每個人都是同性戀 [20:25.08]Everyone here is gay, gay, gay. [20:32.56]I don't think so. 我可不這么認為 [20:44.80]Need a Iight? 需要火嗎? [20:46.04]Hls name was Jake. 杰克是當晚最符合我需求的人 [20:49.28]He was everythlng I was looklng for that nlght. [20:51.36]Slngle, stralght and a smoker. 單身、異性戀、會抽煙 [20:56.48]There wasn't qulte as much smoke uptown. 上城沒這么多煙 [20:57.48]How's that? Is that better now? 怎么樣?好多了嗎? 現(xiàn)在如何? [21:02.00]How about now? [21:02.28]Mlranda's two-day tutorlal wlth her ophthalmologlst... 米蘭達對眼科醫(yī)生的個別指導 [21:06.84]...had turned lovemaklng lnto a klnd of naked eye exam. 使做愛成了視力檢查 [21:07.64]Maybe we shouId just try and Iet it happen for a second. 也許我們該嘗試讓它發(fā)生 [21:12.64]I wanna do it right. 我希望能做對，這樣如何? [21:13.08]How's that? [21:14.00]Even wlth all Josh's good lntentlons, Mlranda found herself no closer. 即使他有心學習 米蘭達仍感覺不出差別 [21:19.36]She reallzed she was not a jet englne. 她不是噴射引擎 她的身體復雜多了 [21:21.16]She was a lot more compllcated. It would never work between them. [21:23.16]永遠不會成功的 [21:26.72]I'm cIose, are you cIose? I'm cIose. 我快到了…你呢? [21:30.64]She wanted to glve hlm somethlng for learnlng so much and trylng so hard. 她想獎勵他如此努力 [21:34.56]So, Mlranda came. 于是米蘭達也到達高潮了 [21:36.24]She came out of retlrement for one flnal performance. 這是她最后一次演出的告別秀 [21:42.00]I'm the man. 我是男子漢 [21:53.44]-Wanna go for a ride in my Porsche? -FabuIous. -想不想坐我的跑車去兜風? -太好了 [22:03.68]I need some smokes. 我得去買煙，你需要什么嗎? [22:06.20]Do you want anything? [22:21.80]I'II be right back. 我很快就回來 [22:30.76]How you doing? I want a pack of MarIboro Lights. [22:31.44]I looked at myself ln the mlrror. 我看著鏡中的自己 我到底在怕什么? [22:34.40]What had I been so afrald of all week? [22:36.08]I was stlll young, stlll deslrable. 我仍然年輕有魅力 我絕不會孤獨終老 [22:40.48]I would never wlnd up alone. [22:42.24]Is this you? -這是你嗎? -又來了 [22:46.84]And there lt was. [22:48.72]My questlon mark starlng me rlght ln the face. 那問號在我面前瞪著我 [22:49.92]Was that me? 那是我嗎? 我意識到若我跟他回家 [22:51.40]If I went home wlth hlm, lt'd be the only tlme I'd ever had sex to valldate my llfe. [22:55.20]那將是我唯一一次為了證明 自己的價值而和男人上床 [22:58.28]The questlon mark would no longer be a questlon, lt would be a fact. 那問號便會成為事實 [23:00.28]-I gotta go home. -No way, I'm not Ietting you out. -我要走了 -不行，我不讓你下車 [23:05.92]Fine. 好 [23:20.28]I think I shouId go to SaIt Lake City. Give it a try. 我想我應該去鹽湖城試試看 [23:22.72]No, reaIIy? -真的嗎? -夏綠蒂正在偽裝 [23:24.04]Charlotte was faklng lt. [23:26.80]She'd reallzed two days ago, whlle she had no problem faklng orgasms... 雖然她對偽裝高潮沒有異議 [23:29.56]...she could never fake lntlmacy. 她卻無法偽裝親密關系 [23:32.88]My heart's stiII in acting. I'm not ready to Iet it go. 我還是熱愛演戲 我不打算放棄 [23:35.72]Tom was faklng, too. 湯姆也在偽裝 他對紐約感到厭煩 [23:38.56]He was mostly just slck of New York and needed an excuse to leave. [23:39.12]-需要一個藉口離開 -我會想你的 [23:41.32]I'II miss you. [23:46.48]I'II miss you, too. 我也是 [23:49.56]It was a perfectly tlmed double fake. 這是個雙重偽裝的絕佳時機 [23:50.56]Under other clrcumstances, they could've shared a long llfe together. 在其他情況下 他們原本可以攜手共度人生 [23:56.32]Over the next week, thlngs returned to normal. 一切回歸正常 [24:00.80]Mlranda, babe, lt's Josh. I'm home. Glve me a call. 米蘭達，我是喬許 打電話給我 [24:06.48]Mlranda forgot to return Josh's last call. 米蘭達忘記回喬許電話 [24:07.16]Samantha made peace wlth her feellngs about ''we'' Wllllam. 莎曼珊向威廉討回了公道 [24:13.12]And Charlotte learned you don't have to rely on men's affectlons... 夏綠蒂發(fā)現(xiàn)不必為了修東西 [24:14.32]...to get thlngs flxed around the house. 而和男人有感情瓜葛 你可以付錢請工人來做 [24:17.28]You can pay them. 在我被回收之后 [24:19.60]As for me, after I was recycled... [24:22.48]...I declded lnstead of runnlng away from the ldea of a llfe alone... 我決定不再逃避孤獨生活 [24:25.84]...I'd better slt down and take that fear to lunch. 反而要懷抱那份恐懼去吃午餐 [24:27.24]-Waiting for someone? -No, it's just me. -在等人嗎? -沒有 [24:31.60]Thanks. [24:35.60]So, I sat there and had a glass of wlne... 我就坐在那里 獨自喝著一杯酒 [24:37.36]...alone. 沒有書、沒有男人、沒有朋友 [24:39.80]No books, no man, no frlends, no armor... [24:44.32]...no faklng. 沒有盔甲、沒有偽裝

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