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欲望都市第二季 是非對(duì)錯(cuò) Was It Good For You?

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[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:24:01

[00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(MP3+LRC)

[00:12.56]欲望城市

[00:37.32](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭)

[00:44.96]“是非對(duì)錯(cuò)”

[00:49.44]My frlend Charlotte was datlng Dr. Bram Walker... 夏綠蒂這陣子正在與 布萊姆沃克醫(yī)生交往

[00:51.52]...a very hardworklng orthopedlc surgeon. 他是個(gè)勤奮的整形外科醫(yī)生

[00:55.48]Bram? 布萊姆?

[00:60.36]-布萊姆? -干嘛?

[01:01.16]What?

[01:04.44]Were you asIeep? 你睡著了嗎?

[01:04.44]No, I was just resting my eyes. -沒有,我只是在閉目養(yǎng)神 -我的天

[01:08.84]My God.

[01:08.80]I feII asIeep for one second. -好吧,我只睡了一秒鐘 -我的天

[01:12.28]My God. 我從五點(diǎn)到現(xiàn)在都沒睡 連續(xù)做了三個(gè)累人的重建手術(shù)

[01:14.32]I was up at 5:00, I had three carpaI tunneIs.

[01:14.96]It's very exhaustive reconstructive work.

[01:19.64]He feII asIeep when he was making Iove to me. 他和我做愛的時(shí)候竟然睡著了

[01:23.96]He feII asIeep! 他只是累了,這與你無關(guān)

[01:23.56]He was tired. This has nothing to do with you.

[01:29.12]Has a man ever faIIen asIeep making Iove to you? 男人和你做愛的時(shí)候 有睡著過嗎?

[01:30.40]No, but I'm sure many of them wanted to. 沒有,我想他們多半都想睡吧

[01:35.96]I can't beIieve this happened to me! -沒想到這種事會(huì)落到我身上 -你要不要喝點(diǎn)藥草茶?

[01:36.84]You want some herb tea?

[01:38.96]I must be reaIIy bad in bed. -我在床上的表現(xiàn)一定很差勁 -你的表現(xiàn)不差勁

[01:40.16]You are not bad in bed.

[01:42.60]I've got Constant Comment and.... 我這里有安撫情緒的 還是你想喝緩和腹部的茶?

[01:44.40]Do you want some Tummy Tamer?

[01:47.60]Of course it's her. I have to say, I'm not surprised. 當(dāng)然是她的關(guān)系 這點(diǎn)我完全不驚訝

[01:49.68]Ever seen her on a Stairmaster? Nothing happening beIow the waist. 你看她做過踏板運(yùn)動(dòng)嗎? 她的腰部以下都沒有改變

[01:54.68]Nada. No saIe. 就算她的技巧不高明 這很重要嗎?

[01:54.16]How can you say that?

[01:57.56]Even if she was bad in bed, which she isn't, is it reaIIy that important?

[02:00.100]AbsoIuteIy. Who we are in bed is who we are in Iife. 當(dāng)然重要 床上的表現(xiàn)可以看出一個(gè)人

[02:04.36]I never met a man who was bad in bed who was good at Iife. 我沒看過床上表現(xiàn)差勁的男人 在生活中有成就的

[02:07.08]Just for the record, in bed, you are.... 那你在床上的表現(xiàn)又如何?

[02:11.76]Don't make me state the obvious. -這需要我贅言嗎? -你怎么能這么肯定?

[02:13.52]How can you be so sure?

[02:16.84]No one ever took a nap whiIe fucking me... 從來沒有男人和我做愛睡著的

[02:17.80]...and I get affirmations aII the time. 而且我每次都會(huì)得到證實(shí) 不過上星期…

[02:20.32]Just Iast week.... 上星期有一對(duì)同性戀 請(qǐng)莎曼珊吃飯

[02:23.60]Last week, Samantha had dlnner wlth a gay couple she'd known for years.

[02:25.04]她認(rèn)識(shí)他們好幾年了

[02:27.96]Davld and Davld. 他們兩個(gè)都叫大衛(wèi)

[02:30.36]Thanks for a IoveIy dinner. It was fun. 謝謝你們邀我晚餐,我很愉快

[02:31.20]I have to admit, we have an uIterior motive. -其實(shí)我們是別有用心 -什么?

[02:36.80]What? 你現(xiàn)在有和誰在交往嗎?

[02:36.12]We're wondering if you're seeing anyone speciaI right now?

[02:40.08]ActuaIIy, no. 沒有,你們要為我介紹誰嗎?

[02:42.08]Do you have a hot guy for me?

[02:44.64]Two. 有兩個(gè)

[02:51.00]-No! -Yes! -不會(huì)吧? -你猜對(duì)了

[02:53.92]We want to have sex with a woman. 我們想找個(gè)女人做愛

[02:56.96]-Are you serious? -TotaIIy. -你們是說真的嗎? -我一直很想體會(huì)那種感覺

[02:59.76]I'm curious about it.

[03:02.76]We've never done it and we thought it might be fun. 我們都沒和女人做過 那一定很有趣

[03:03.84]We were Iike: 我們想如果要找個(gè)女人 要找誰好呢?

[03:06.32]''If we were gonna do it with a woman, who wouId it be?''

[03:10.28]-Then we were Iike, Samantha. -TotaIIy. 我們就立刻想到了你

[03:13.88]We decided of aII the beautifuI women we know, you are probabIy the best in bed. 我們決定找個(gè)我們認(rèn)識(shí)的 最漂亮的女人

[03:17.16]-你的技巧一定也最出色 -沒錯(cuò)

[03:17.12]TotaIIy.

[03:20.56]Look at that!

[03:22.20]I'm thinking about doing it. They're cute, they're heaIthy. 我答應(yīng)他們考慮考慮 畢竟他們都是英俊的猛男

[03:26.80]They're gay! -他們是同性戀 -這是對(duì)性的一種狹隘的迷思

[03:26.12]For a sex coIumnist, you have a Iimited view of sexuaIity.

[03:30.20]Gay as pink suede. -男同性戀不是正常男人 -拜托,都已經(jīng)兩千年了

[03:31.16]Wake up. It's 2000.

[03:33.68]The new miIIennium won't be about sexuaI IabeIs, it'II be about sexuaI expression. 未來的一千年將是個(gè) 以性來表達(dá)的時(shí)代

[03:38.80]It won't matter if you're sIeeping with men or women. 這與你和男人或女人上床無關(guān)

[03:42.64]It'II be about sIeeping with individuaIs. -對(duì)方只是一個(gè)個(gè)體 -你現(xiàn)在是在搞三P

[03:42.72]Or in your case, twos or threes.

[03:44.60]Soon everyone wiII be pansexuaI. It won't matter if you're gay or straight. 大家很快就會(huì)彼此交流 這和是不是同性戀無關(guān)

[03:50.08]-Just if you're good or bad in bed. -ExactIy. -重要的是你在床上的表現(xiàn)? -沒錯(cuò)

[03:55.16]That nlght I got to thlnklng about bed. 當(dāng)晚我便在思考房事的問題

[03:57.00]Are we secretly belng graded every tlme we lnvlte someone to joln us ln lt? 我們每次邀人共赴云雨時(shí) 是否都被打了分?jǐn)?shù)?

[03:60.72]A plus, B, D, lncomplete. 諸如甲乙丙等或是不及格?

[04:03.48]Is maklng love really nothlng more than a pop qulz? 做愛和隨堂測驗(yàn) 成了一回事嗎?

[04:07.68]If sex ls a test, how do we know lf we're passlng or falllng? 如果性愛是一門測驗(yàn) 我們?cè)踔欠窦案窳?

[04:11.92]How do you know lf you're good ln bed? 又怎么知道自己的表現(xiàn)如何?

[04:15.20]Later on, I was walklng home thlnklng about my sexual report card when.... 那個(gè)星期我都在思考 我的性愛報(bào)告

[04:23.28]What the heII-- 搞什么?那是什么東西?

[04:26.52]Christ, I'm sorry. I didn't see you. I threw my cigarette. 抱歉,我沒看到你 我剛才在丟煙蒂

[04:30.00]I thought I was stung by a bee. Jesus! 我還以為被蜜蜂螫了

[04:31.68]I'm sorry. Did it Ieave a mark? 抱歉,燙傷了嗎?

[04:34.56]You can't smoke in the restaurant. I'm a smoker. 餐廳里不能吸煙 我又是個(gè)老煙槍

[04:37.68]I'm a smoker too, but watch where you throw those things? 我也是個(gè)老煙槍 但你丟東西應(yīng)該小心點(diǎn)

[04:43.16]No, it didn't Ieave a mark. 我沒有被燙傷

[04:47.64]As the paln subslded, my mlnd was free to notlce... 當(dāng)疼痛消退之后 我才注意到這個(gè)人好帥

[04:50.00]...how lncredlbly cute thls guy was.

[04:50.88]I am sorry. My name's Patrick Casey. 抱歉,我叫派崔克凱西

[04:55.88]Carrie Bradshaw, burn victim. 我叫凱莉布雷蕭,燙傷患者

[04:57.36]How weird was that? That was intense. 這種控訴太過強(qiáng)烈了

[05:02.04]You gotta admit, it's a cIever way to meet the Iadies. 不過這樣搭訕倒是挺高竿的

[05:05.84]You got a IittIe comedy routine going there? -原來這是你演的一出喜劇? -有點(diǎn)那個(gè)意味

[05:06.28]LittIe bit.

[05:10.88]Listen, I reaIIy feeI bad. 真的很抱歉

[05:11.64]At Ieast Iet me buy you a coffee, or some burn saIve? 我請(qǐng)你喝杯咖啡作為補(bǔ)償

[05:16.12]-Not funny yet. -Sorry. 不好笑 不過喝咖啡這提議不錯(cuò)

[05:16.04]But it might be after a cappuccino.

[05:19.60]There's a pIace right around the corner. We can smoke there. 街角有家咖啡店 那里可以抽煙

[05:24.68]Three Marlboros and two Marlboro Llghts later I had learned... 在抽過兩、三支煙之后

[05:29.40]...Patrlck was a composer, wrltlng muslc for movles. 我發(fā)現(xiàn)派崔克在做電影配樂

[05:32.04]What type of movies do you compose for? 你做的是哪種電影?

[05:32.64]ReaIIy bad ones. 那都是些三流片

[05:34.92]The I Screamed When I Knew What You Dld Last Summer On Elm Street types.

[05:37.20]好比“去年夏天夜驚魂” 之類的電影

[05:38.40]As Iong as you're chaIIenged by what you do. 只要你對(duì)電影還有抱負(fù)就夠了

[05:45.20]Dammit. Patrick Casey, whoever you are. 糟糕,派崔克凱西

[05:47.24]不管你叫什么,我必須走了

[05:47.16]I'm Iate. I have to go.

[05:52.12]Thank you for the coffee. 謝謝你的咖啡 改天我再控訴內(nèi)心受到的創(chuàng)傷

[05:53.24]Maybe one day you'II give me scar tissue again.

[05:59.40]-You're great. -Thanks. -你真會(huì)說話 -謝謝

[06:00.100]As I walked away, I started to thlnk.: 當(dāng)我離開的時(shí)候才想到

[06:04.24]How many cute, smart, slngle smokers are there left ln the world? Seven? 世上有幾個(gè)長相與頭腦兼具的 單身老煙槍?

[06:07.32]七個(gè)嗎?

[06:08.24]I declded to do somethlng I almost never do... 接著我便做出破天荒的舉動(dòng) 給他我的手機(jī)號(hào)碼

[06:11.52]...glve a man my phone number.

[06:17.20]This whoIe burn Iawsuit I pIan to initiate... 我這件燙傷訴訟 可能會(huì)有點(diǎn)難搞

[06:20.16]...it might get a IittIe crazy, so here is my phone number. 這是我的電話號(hào)碼

[06:23.84]You wiII need that for your attorney... 你請(qǐng)律師時(shí)會(huì)用到

[06:27.32]...or if you want to have coffee again sometime. 或許下次可以再請(qǐng)我喝咖啡

[06:29.20]I left feellng great. It was such a cute approach. How could he not call? 這招讓我自己都得意不已 他不打給我才有鬼

[06:36.96]How couId he not caII? It's been three days. 都過了三天他怎么還沒打來?

[06:37.24]Give him 12 more hours and then send him off to the isIand of Iost men. 再等他12小時(shí) 到時(shí)候就把他踢到荒島去

[06:42.20]I don't wanna send him there, I Iike him. 我不想踢他走,我喜歡他

[06:44.60]CouId you beIieve that someone actuaIIy had the nerve to caII this FIorentine Peach? 你相信有人把這種顏色 叫做佛羅倫斯桃紅嗎?

[06:50.36]I can't beIieve you spent this much on sheets. 你怎么舍得在床單上 花這么多錢?

[06:52.16]It's an experiment. I'm trying to change my bed karma. 我在做一項(xiàng)試驗(yàn) 改變我的命運(yùn)

[06:55.24]I figure if I can make my bed a pIace I reaIIy want to be... 我想如果能把床 布置成我的夢想樂園

[06:60.80]...others wiII feeI the same way. 別人也會(huì)感同身受

[07:01.40]The fieId of dreams. -你是說夢想樂土 -沒錯(cuò),所謂心想事成

[07:04.80]ExactIy. ''If you buiId it, he wiII come.''

[07:07.56]The thing that gets me is, I'm not usuaIIy wrong about the phone number size-up. 沒想到我給了電話的人 竟然不回我電話

[07:12.28]I don't put it out there unIess I'm sure it's coming back. 我都是看準(zhǔn)對(duì)象才給電話的

[07:15.04]I'm either reaIIy Ioving or hating the coIor. 我現(xiàn)在對(duì)這個(gè)顏色 還沒有明顯的喜好

[07:17.92]He thinks I'm ugIy. -他一定認(rèn)為我很“愛國” -拜托,別鬧了

[07:20.68]My God. Get a grip.

[07:23.80]A guy doesn't caII you for three days and you're ugIy? 一個(gè)家伙三天不打電話給你 你就變成丑女了嗎?

[07:27.24]-What's your point? -PiIIowcase. -你想說什么? -枕頭套給我

[07:30.64]It's amazing. We can feeI totaIIy good about ourseIves... 我們?cè)榷加X得自己很好

[07:34.40]...and then it aII goes out the window if the guy doesn't mirror it back to us. 可是一走出去 男人要是不看我們…

[07:39.60]This has a IittIe weird thing here. 這實(shí)在太荒謬了,該死

[07:40.76]Dammit. Does everything I bring into this bedroom have to have a fIaw? 我費(fèi)心打理的臥室 竟然還是有瑕疵

[07:48.44]The next day I was ln the Vlllage looklng for the perfect $7 dress... 第二天我在街上找尋廉價(jià)洋裝

[07:51.92]...to go wlth my $300 shoes, when.... 好搭配我花三百美金買的鞋子

[07:55.48]I had a cholce. I could turn around and run away... 其實(shí)我這時(shí)候可以轉(zhuǎn)身離去

[07:57.68]...or I could smlle, be brave and walk on over. 但我卻面帶微笑 深呼吸一口氣就走了過去

[08:06.40]Hi. 好好的星期六 你竟然站在大街上抽煙?

[08:06.12]So what? Saturday's the day you stand on the street and smoke in the ViIIage?

[08:13.96]Hi, I'm Carrie. -你好,我叫凱莉 -我們正在談事情

[08:14.48]-We're kind of in the middIe of something. -Right, sure.

[08:15.04]好的,我了解

[08:18.44]Bye. I was on my way to Perry Street. -再見,我正要去佩里街 -這就是佩里街

[08:21.12]This is Perry Street. 我是說布利克街 再見,不打攪你們了

[08:21.80]BIeecker, I meant BIeecker.

[08:26.60]Okay, bye. Goodbye to you, too.

[08:35.64]-Let me expIain. -No, I'm embarrassed. -凱莉,你聽我解釋 -不用,我是自找難堪

[08:39.52]You're obviousIy in the middIe of a thing with your Iover... 你顯然正在和你的愛人談事情

[08:40.100]...or whoever and I'm there.... 不,我不是同性戀 我只是有酗酒的毛病

[08:44.20]I'm not gay.

[08:47.96]I'm an aIcohoIic.

[08:47.88]We were waiting for a meeting to start. 我們正在這里等著聚會(huì)

[08:50.84]I wanted to introduce you but it's supposed to be anonymous. 我本來想為你介紹 但是我不能透露會(huì)友的名字

[08:53.12]I reaIIy wasn't getting the gay vibe from you. 我并不是覺得你們像同性戀

[08:56.52]It's just, he was so cute and.... 只是他長得很帥,再加上…

[08:59.92]-I never caIIed. -Right. -我沒打電話給你 -沒錯(cuò)

[09:02.48]I was freaked. I've onIy been in the program 11 months... 我戒酒已經(jīng)11個(gè)月了

[09:06.68]...and my sponsor said I reaIIy shouIdn't get invoIved with someone for a year. 我的監(jiān)護(hù)人要我在一年內(nèi) 不能談感情

[09:11.20]Okay, maybe you'II caII me in a month. 好吧,那你一個(gè)月后再打給我

[09:16.08]It doesn't bother you that I'm an aIcohoIic? 你不在意我是個(gè)酒鬼嗎?

[09:17.88]God, no. I Iove aIcohoIics. HeII, I hope to be one someday. 不會(huì),我喜歡酒鬼 我甚至也想當(dāng)個(gè)酒鬼

[09:23.68]-That was a joke. -That's not funny, yet. -我開玩笑的 -一點(diǎn)也不好笑

[09:25.64]But it might be after a cappuccino. 喝杯咖啡也許就不一樣了

[09:30.44]What the fuck, it's onIy a coupIe of weeks. 其實(shí)也不過只剩下幾星期 你改天愿意出去嗎?

[09:31.84]WouId you Iike to go on a date sometime?

[09:34.92]I can't think why not. 有何不可?你再聯(lián)絡(luò)我

[09:35.80]You caII me.

[09:39.04]I accepted hls klnd lnvltatlon because when you thlnk about lt... 于是我便接受了他的邀約

[09:41.96]...aren't we all ln recovery from somethlng? 其實(shí)每個(gè)人都在戒某些東西 好比戒酒、戒毒

[09:45.44]Drlnklng? Drugglng? Our last relatlonshlp?

[09:46.80]甚至是戒上一段感情嗎?

[09:48.32]On our flrst date, Patrlck and I went for coffee. 我們第一次約會(huì)是出去喝咖啡

[09:51.48]I'm reaIIy compuIsive. If I open up a bag of Chips Ahoy, I gotta eat the whoIe thing. 我有點(diǎn)強(qiáng)迫癥的毛病 只要打開一包洋芋片

[09:56.24]就一定要整包吃完

[09:58.36]I'm Iike that with Reese's Pieces. Reese's Pieces and shoes. 蕊絲皮鞋一出新款 我也一定會(huì)去買

[10:02.24]WouIdn't the shoes be a IittIe tough on digestion? 吃鞋子不太好消化吧?

[10:06.28]This is me. 我家到了

[10:10.16]Thank you, Mr. Casey. I had a great time. 謝謝你,凱西先生 我玩得很愉快

[10:12.96]No, Miss Burn Victim. I had the great time. 燙傷小姐,我也過得很愉快

[10:16.44]Then I gave hlm my very best lean-ln-and-klss-me-goodnlght move. 于是我示意他給我一個(gè)告別吻

[10:34.04]Our next date, over dlnner, he told me about worklng hls 12 steps. 第二次出去晚餐時(shí)他談了 許多有關(guān)音樂的事

[10:37.12]After dlnner, I stood on my thlrd step trylng to work hlm. 飯后我站在樓梯上企圖勾引他

[10:40.88]That smeII is amazing. What is that? 好香,這是什么味道?

[10:43.60]Me. 我

[10:47.36]I'II caII you. 我再打電話給你

[10:50.64]I couldn't flgure lt out. 我實(shí)在想不通

[10:58.48]I knew he wanted me, because durlng my lean-ln-and-klss-me-goodnlght move... 我知道他想要我 因?yàn)樵谖铱拷臅r(shí)候

[11:02.64]...I'd accldentally, on purpose felt hls pop-up-and-say-hello. 意外的感覺到他的小弟弟 正在對(duì)我“舉槍致敬”

[11:06.76]What was golng on? 但他怎么沒采取行動(dòng)?

[11:09.56]By the thlrd date, I wanted hlm even more than a flstful of Reese's Pleces. 第三次約會(huì)時(shí)我對(duì)他的渴望 已經(jīng)超過蕊絲皮鞋了

[11:16.48]WeII then, goodnight. 好了,晚安

[11:18.64]That was that. I'd hlt my humlllatlon llmlt. 我的羞辱已經(jīng)到達(dá)了極限

[11:22.96]Then I thought, how many cute, smart, sexy, slngle, smoklng alcohollcs... 但我又想到這個(gè)世上…

[11:26.64]...are there left ln the world? Flve? 還剩幾個(gè)聰明的帥哥? 五個(gè)嗎?

[11:42.84]Do you want to come up? -你想上去嗎? -想

[11:46.80]But you see, the thing is, I've never had sex sober. 但是我從來沒在 清醒的時(shí)候做愛過

[11:49.80]I've aIways been drunk or high. I don't know if I'II be any good. 我總是喝得酩酊大醉 我不肯定自己的表現(xiàn)如何

[11:56.12]What the heII? Let's take it one step at a time. 管他的,船到橋頭自然直

[12:15.04]Sex is amazing. 性愛真是太神奇了

[12:18.52]It feeIs so fucking amazing. 真是不可思議 別人有這種感覺嗎?

[12:20.88]Do other peopIe know about this?

[12:24.84]AII right! I did it! Sex without beer! 太棒了,我再也不怕做愛了

[12:33.24]Easy, cowboy. -冷靜點(diǎn),牛仔 -至于你…

[12:34.32]You!

[12:36.20]What about you! You are the best. -你真是妙不可言 -你也不差

[12:39.56]You weren't haIf bad yourseIf.

[12:41.48]You are the best. 不,你是最棒的

[12:44.04]-You're the best. -I aim to pIease. 我是很努力

[12:48.00]After we have a cigarette... 等我們抽完這根煙…

[12:55.96]...can we do it again? 可以再來一次嗎?

[13:01.04]I'II have a Spanish omeIet, hash browns, more coffee and orange juice. 我要一份蛋餅、馬鈴薯煎餅 再來一杯咖啡和柳橙汁

[13:06.64]Can I have some rice pudding for Iater? Thanks. 稍后再來一份布丁,謝謝

[13:11.52]Storing up for winter? -你在準(zhǔn)備冬眠嗎? -不,我快餓死了

[13:12.72]No, I'm starving. Patrick and I....

[13:16.28]AII Iast night and I'm just.... 我和派崔克忙了一夜 把我餓壞了

[13:16.24]No, don't stop, it's okay. 你盡管說,我的表現(xiàn)差 不表示你們都要和我一樣

[13:19.72]Just because I'm bad in bed doesn't mean everybody is.

[13:21.92]One more time. 你在床上的表現(xiàn)一點(diǎn)也不差

[13:23.40]You are not bad in bed.

[13:27.88]ReaIIy? Has a man ever faIIen asIeep making Iove to you? 有人在和你做愛的時(shí)候 睡著嗎?

[13:29.36]No, but I once feII asIeep when a guy was doing me. It was the Iudes. 沒有,但我有一次差點(diǎn)睡著

[13:34.04]It's okay. 無所謂,我是個(gè)成年女人

[13:36.76]I'm mature enough to reaIize that whiIe I may be good at some things Iike... 我很清楚我對(duì)服飾搭配很在行

[13:40.72]...accessories, that I might need heIp in others Iike....

[13:41.12]但某些事卻需要?jiǎng)e人幫助

[13:43.60]-Fucking? -Making Iove. -好比上床? -做愛

[13:49.40]So, I'm taking a cIass. 所以我去報(bào)了一堂課

[13:52.04]A fucking cIass? -學(xué)習(xí)床上技巧嗎? -不,是性愛研討會(huì)

[13:53.24]No, a tantric sex workshop.

[13:55.20]Just don't drink any suspicious KooI-Aid or put on new Nikes. 你只要?jiǎng)e喝什么詭異的飲料 或穿新布鞋就行了

[13:59.92]It's not Iike that. It's taught by a weII-respected woman psychoIogist. 講師是一位 德高望重的心理學(xué)家

[14:04.36]It's caIIed ''How To PIease A Man.'' 這堂課叫“如何愉悅男人?”

[14:06.96]I know how to pIease a man. Just give away most of your power. 只要放棄你的權(quán)力 就能愉悅男人

[14:09.72]I have a trainer for the gym. I can have a trainer for-- 我到健身房會(huì)找教練 當(dāng)然也可以找人…

[14:13.24]-Fucking? -PIease stop saying that. -教你做愛? -別再說這個(gè)字了

[14:18.52]Are you actuaIIy going to do this? 你真的要去上課?

[14:20.28]對(duì),人數(shù)還有限制 我就幫你們報(bào)了名

[14:22.36]Seating was Iimited, so I signed you guys up.

[14:24.36]PIease? I can't go aIone. 拜托,我不能一個(gè)人去

[14:28.56]If Bram ever faIIs asIeep on me again, I wiII die. 布萊姆要是再在我身上睡著 我一定會(huì)死,拜托

[14:31.72]Pretty pIease, with sugar on it? -求求你們,好姐妹 -我去

[14:33.00]Christ, I'm in.

[14:35.16]What the heII, I don't exactIy have them hanging from the rafters. 好吧,其實(shí)去聽聽也無妨

[14:40.84]''How To PIease A Man.'' 如何愉悅男人? 我都可以開班授課了

[14:42.84]I couId teach the damn cIass.

[14:45.44]AII right. 好吧

[14:52.60]That nlght, whlle Davld and Davld got undressed... 當(dāng)晚兩個(gè)大衛(wèi)先脫了衣服 在臥室里等她

[14:55.08]...and walted for her ln the bedroom.

[14:57.88]Samantha began to wonder lf maybe she was about to go too far. 莎曼珊才開始猶豫 這次玩得會(huì)不會(huì)太過火了

[14:60.32]Was she actually capable of belng thls sexually free? 她能接受這種放蕩的性愛嗎?

[15:05.32]Or was she gettlng ln over her head? 還是她只是一時(shí)鬼迷心竅?

[15:08.20]She declded before there were regrets, they should all talk about lt a llttle more. 她認(rèn)為在后悔之前 他們應(yīng)該再商量一次

[15:12.16]Listen, David and David, maybe.... 大衛(wèi),我想或許…

[15:17.04]You Iook amazing. -你真的好美 -就像“紅塵”里的珍哈露

[15:19.76]Just Iike Jean HarIow in Red Dust.

[15:22.00]Samantha loved the Samantha mlrrored through the eyes of the Davlds. 莎曼珊立刻愛上了 他們眼中的自己

[15:26.00]What the heII? 試試又有何妨

[16:08.96]-They're so soft. -I know. -真軟 -沒錯(cuò)

[16:26.60]-I can't do this. -Neither can I. -我做不下去 -我也是

[16:33.12]But I.... 但是我…我們才剛開始

[16:33.100]-We're just getting start-- -No, can't. 不,我做不下去,抱歉

[16:36.48]-I'm sorry. -Sorry. 抱歉,你的確秀色可餐 但我做不到

[16:40.12]It's very pretty, but no.

[16:44.04]It's not you, it's us. 問題不在你,是在我們

[16:46.60]I have an idea. Let's aII put on our cIothes and go out for geIati! 不如這樣吧? 我們穿上衣服去吃意大利果凍

[16:50.08]-Cheesecake. -Whatever. -或是起司蛋糕 -都好

[16:53.28]Suddenly, Samantha wasn't feellng so good about herself ln bed. 莎曼珊突然對(duì)自己喪失了信心

[17:03.00]我得走了 不然會(huì)趕不上那個(gè)研習(xí)會(huì)

[17:05.12]I gotta go or I'm going to be Iate for the tantric workshop thing.

[17:10.04]Baby, you don't need a workshop. 寶貝,你根本不用聽那勞什子

[17:13.68]You are amazing. 你是個(gè)中高手,我們?cè)賮硪淮?/p>

[17:15.16]Come on, one more time.

[17:17.32]We did it Iast night and aII this morning. 昨晚和今早做得還不夠嗎?

[17:21.72]I couId have sex with you morning, noon and night. 和你整天整夜做愛我也不會(huì)膩

[17:24.76]That's when I reallzed lt. Mr. Compulslve wasn't ln bed wlth me... 這時(shí)我了解到這個(gè)大男人 根本不是和我做愛

[17:27.44]More, c'mon. 他是在和一大袋的洋芋片掙扎

[17:27.56]...he was ln bed wlth a blg bag of Chlps Ahoy.

[17:32.52]More. “坦特羅”的意思就是 神圣的性愛

[17:32.64]The intent of tantric...

[17:34.20]...we say ''sacred sexuaIity...''

[17:40.00]...is to experience and merge with the Divine. 體驗(yàn)神人合一的感受

[17:44.84]I think Patrick's addicted to me. 我看派崔克已經(jīng)迷上我了 他想用我來取代酗酒

[17:44.76]It's Iike he's repIaced drinking with me.

[17:49.44]Program guys are tough. 在戒酒的家伙都很難搞 我和一個(gè)暴食癥患者交往過

[17:50.24]I dated a guy who was in Over-Eaters Anonymous.

[17:51.92]Every time we had a fight, he'd binge-eat hot fudge sundaes. 我們只要一吵架 他就會(huì)開始狂吃圣代

[17:56.36]In other words, Iadies, to drive your man crazy. 換句話說 你能讓你的另一半瘋狂

[18:00.44]He wants to have sex aII the time. It's getting a IittIe out of hand. 他整天都想和我做愛 我都快控制不了了

[18:06.92]At Ieast he wants to fuck you. -至少他還想碰你 -他們是同性戀

[18:08.92]-They were gay. -So? 那又怎樣?前一秒還興致高昂 下一秒就沒了興致

[18:08.100]One minute they were interested and then, suddenIy they weren't.

[18:12.88]What did I do to turn them off? 我到底做錯(cuò)了什么?

[18:17.16]Not having a dick wouId be the thing that you did to turn them off. 錯(cuò)就錯(cuò)在你沒有老二

[18:20.24]You guys, I'm serious. This is rude. 姐妹們,這太沒禮貌了

[18:22.84]Use it to bring any man to his knees. 你可以用愛讓任何一個(gè)男人 對(duì)你俯首稱臣

[18:28.32]With Iove, of course.

[18:29.92]Where was this bitch Iast night when I needed her? 我昨晚需要她的時(shí)候 這個(gè)女人在哪里?

[18:32.68]Be quiet and you might Iearn something. This Iady is supposed to be a genius. 安靜聽你們就會(huì)學(xué)到東西 她是這方面的天才

[18:36.64]If she's so good, why is she having this workshop in her apartment? 她如果真的這么行

[18:39.32]-干嘛在公寓里開這個(gè)研習(xí)會(huì) -不要問我

[18:42.64]I don't know. “坦氏性愛”不重理論 而重于行動(dòng)

[18:44.00]Tantric sex is not about taIk, it's about action.

[18:49.00]DeIayed action. 我們也要為大家示范

[18:50.68]So, without further deIay... 現(xiàn)在就立刻開始

[18:56.24]...Iet me introduce my husband. 容我介紹我的先生

[18:59.32]Dr. Ronny Shapiro. 羅尼莎菲洛博士

[19:04.88]I wiII demonstrate the very effective... 由我來示范…

[19:06.96]最有效的生殖器按摩術(shù)

[19:10.32]...Lingham Massage.

[19:15.12]I think I know why we're in an apartment. 我終于明白為什么在這開課了

[19:18.60]The receiver Iies on his back... 接受按摩者必須赤裸的 躺在按摩者前方

[19:21.56]...before the giver, naked.

[19:25.76]GenitaIs cIearIy exposed for the massage. 讓生殖器完全曝露出來

[19:29.60]You're not writing. 你根本沒在做筆記

[19:30.12]Take your time doing this. 按摩需要耐心

[19:36.28]An hour and a half later, crlppled by our lnablllty to look away from a car crash... 如果是車禍一個(gè)半小時(shí)后 或許還看不到車禍的真相

[19:41.64]...we watched as the Dr. Shaplro lllustrated tantrlc sex. 但這對(duì)夫婦卻呈現(xiàn)了 坦氏性愛的效果

[19:43.44]Massage the head of the Lingham... 把你的手當(dāng)成果汁機(jī)一樣 按摩龜頭部分

[19:47.80]...as if you are using an orange juicer.

[19:52.80]There go my good feeIings about breakfast. 我早上吃的東西快吐出來了

[19:55.88]Stop it! You're embarrassing me. 別吵了,別丟我的臉好嗎?

[19:58.96]We're the embarrassing part? 現(xiàn)在丟臉的是我們嗎?

[20:01.52]PIace your right hand... 接著抬起右手

[20:04.92]...on the receiver's Root chakra. 握住對(duì)方的命根子

[20:06.52]Root! 命根子

[20:09.52]The Root chakra is Iocated between the anus and the genitaIs. 它就位在肛門和外生殖器之間

[20:15.56]I think that I just got my 50 bucks worth. 看來這五十元美金很值得

[20:19.36]GentIy rock your hand to awaken this chakra. 輕輕的喚醒這個(gè)部分

[20:25.00]CIinicaIIy referred to as perineum. 這個(gè)部位在醫(yī)學(xué)上叫做會(huì)陰

[20:26.76]Perineum: Latin for ''not without an engagement ring.'' 在拉丁語的意思就是 “結(jié)婚一定要有婚戒”

[20:32.96]WiII the women who are Iaughing compose themseIves? 請(qǐng)那位在笑的小姐安靜,謝謝

[20:36.32]Thank you. 高潮雖然不是這種按摩的目的

[20:35.80]Orgasm is not the goaI of Lingham Massage...

[20:41.52]...but can be a pIeasant and very weIcome side effect. 卻是種非常愉悅的副作用

[20:46.76]Watch what I'm doing here. 請(qǐng)各位注意

[20:52.76]If you can master this... 只要掌握住訣竅 保證男人會(huì)永遠(yuǎn)效忠于你

[20:55.24]...your man wiII aIways be faithfuI.

[20:57.60]Because once they go tantric... 因?yàn)樗麄冎灰鲞^這種按摩 就永遠(yuǎn)忘不了

[21:01.96]...they don't go back.

[21:05.16]You go, girI. 加油

[21:08.76]See that? Can you aII see this? 看到?jīng)]?看清楚了沒有?

[21:13.68]My God! 我的天,他快要…

[21:18.48]He's gonna....

[21:23.52]And just llke that, Mlranda got hlt by Old Falthful. 米蘭達(dá)還被他的精液噴到了

[21:30.24]What's funny? 有這么好笑嗎?

[21:36.08]After we talked Mlranda ln from the ledge, I met Patrlck for a movle. 那天稍晚我和派崔克去看電影

[21:41.56]I was teIIing my sponsor today how I feIt about you... 我今天和監(jiān)護(hù)人談起 我對(duì)你的感覺

[21:46.72]...and suddenIy I reaIized maybe I shouId just teII you. 我覺得我應(yīng)該告訴你

[21:50.80]凱莉

[21:52.36]I Iove you. -我愛你 -老實(shí)說

[21:55.64]There lt was, the llttle phrase every glrl ls dylng to hear... 這是每個(gè)女人在交往之后

[21:57.92]...a week and a half lnto a relatlonshlp. 都想聽到的一句話

[22:01.72]Thanks and that's so.... 謝謝你,我真的覺得…

[22:06.48]What? Too soon? Is that what you're thinking? 你覺得進(jìn)展得太快了嗎?

[22:11.48]We have been going out for, Iike, a minute. 我們只交往了幾天而已

[22:13.96]Fuck that shit. I don't want to pIay games. 可是我不想玩游戲 我只想忠于自己的感覺

[22:17.44]I'm just trying to own my feeIings.

[22:18.80]I Iove you. I said it. 我愛你

[22:23.48]Mr. Casey, you do not Iove me... 凱西先生,你并不是愛我 而是愛上清醒的感覺罷了

[22:25.76]...you Iove you, not drinking, with me.

[22:28.36]No, I Iove you. 不,我愛你

[22:31.56]你聽我說…

[22:34.40]我真的受寵若驚

[22:37.48]I'm so fIattered...

[22:40.28]...but I think maybe we shouId sIow down a IittIe here. 我們或許該放慢一點(diǎn)

[22:41.48]What does that mean? -什么意思? -事情發(fā)展得太快了

[22:44.84]It means that things are going very fast and....

[22:49.32]You have these new feeIings because you're not drinking-- 你初次體驗(yàn)到不喝酒的感覺

[22:50.00]No, don't give me that program buIIshit. 不,別對(duì)我說這些聚會(huì)的說辭

[22:55.32]This has nothing to do with drinking. 這件事和喝酒無關(guān)

[22:57.80]I Iove you. 我愛你

[23:01.68]Maybe we shouId spend a IittIe time apart. 或許我們?cè)摲珠_幾天

[23:06.52]I'II caII you tomorrow. -我明天打電話給你 -我不能上樓去嗎?

[23:08.40]-I'm not coming up? -Just a coupIe of nights. -忍耐幾晚就好了 -你要和我分手嗎?

[23:12.00]Are you breaking up with me? 'Cause if--

[23:13.28]I'm not breaking up with you. I'm just going inside. 派崔克,我不是要和你分手 我只是要進(jìn)屋去

[23:19.56]CaII me tomorrow. 你明天打電話給我 我們下星期再碰面好嗎?

[23:21.32]We'II do something next week, okay?

[23:23.60]What am I going to do now? -那我現(xiàn)在怎么辦? -你應(yīng)該去聚會(huì)了

[23:26.88]You shouId go to a meeting.

[23:29.80]And then go home, and caII me tomorrow. 然后回家,明天打電話給我

[23:33.68]Goodnight. 晚安,下星期見

[23:36.24]I'II see you next week.

[23:40.92]Go. 走吧

[23:50.08]Get yourseIf some cookies. 買點(diǎn)餅干來吃

[23:57.52]Meanwhlle, across town at Charlotte's.... 這時(shí)候夏綠蒂正在家里…

[23:58.52]My God, what are you doing? 夏綠蒂,你在做什么?

[24:03.32]My God.

[24:05.00]You are good. Sweet Christ! 夏綠蒂,你真棒 我的天,你真棒

[24:08.28]You are good!

[24:09.32]Charlotte consldered lt the best 50 bucks she'd ever spent. 夏綠蒂認(rèn)為那是她花過 最值得的五十元美金

[24:19.40]It cost Mlranda a llttle more, but across town ln her bed, thlngs were good as well. 米蘭達(dá)花的錢雖然比較多 但結(jié)果也不錯(cuò)

[24:35.16]CarrleI 凱莉

[24:48.72]What are you doing? 派崔克,你在做什么?

[24:50.60]Fuck you, you bitch! -你這個(gè)臭婆娘 -該死

[24:54.40]Shit! 我愛你,你卻不愛我

[24:56.48]I Ioved you and you didn't Iove me.

[25:01.84]You fucking made me date you... 你讓我在完成戒酒前一個(gè)月 就和你約會(huì)

[25:02.16]...before the month and now I'm drunk.

[25:04.44]現(xiàn)在我又開始酗酒了 我不在乎

[25:06.28]And I don't care!

[25:09.00]凱莉,我愛你

[25:13.48]I Iove you!

[25:14.36]I Iove you! 我愛你,和我做愛

[25:15.16]Make Iove to me!

[25:18.44]What are you doing? Don't take your cIothes off. 你在做什么?別把衣服脫掉

[25:23.28]My flrst lmpulse was to go down and rescue hlm... 我第一個(gè)念頭是沖下去救他

[25:25.60]...but as I learned on our second date, that would be codependent. 但我在和他第二次出去時(shí)知道 這會(huì)變成一種慣性

[25:31.44]Stlll, I felt I had to do somethlng. 但我還是想做點(diǎn)什么

[25:33.72]Here, put this on, you'II get a coId. 把這穿上,你會(huì)著涼的

[25:36.20]I hope I fucking die! 我真希望我死掉

[25:41.88]Quiet, asshoIe, I'II caII the cops! -你再不安靜我就報(bào)警 -你給我閉嘴

[25:41.00]Shut the fuck up, dickweed!

[25:44.96]Carrie! 凱莉,你是我上過最棒的女人

[25:47.76]You were the best fuck I ever had!

[25:50.32]Three weeks later, I got a letter from Patrlck... 三星期后派崔克寫了封信給我 說他又回去戒酒了

[25:55.12]...saylng he was back ln the program and wanted to make amends.

[25:56.20]I never saw hlm agaln but I always wondered two thlngs.: 之后我沒有再見過他 但我一直在想兩件事情

[26:01.80]Was he able to stay sober? 一是他戒酒有沒有成功? 還有我在床上真的這么棒嗎?

[26:03.40]Am I really that good ln bed?

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