欲望都市第二季 二十歲女孩VS三十歲女人 Twenty-Something Girls Vs. Thirty-Something Women
[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:23:44
[00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)(MP3+LRC)
[00:12.88]欲望城市
[00:37.64](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭)
[00:45.08]，二十歲女孩VS三十歲女人
[00:47.96]Thls ls a story about a lovely couple, Rob and Elalne... 這是關(guān)于一對(duì)愛侶 羅伯與伊蓮的故事
[00:52.72]...who rented a house one especlally hot and stlcky summer ln the Hamptons. 在一個(gè)特別炎熱的夏季 他們?cè)跐h普頓租了一棟別墅
[00:55.32]Elalne lnvlted her best slngle frlends, Clndy and Janet... 伊蓮邀請(qǐng)她最好的單身朋友 辛蒂和珍娜
[00:58.36]...whlle Rob lnvlted hls slngle frlends, Ira and Matthew... 而羅伯也邀了單身友人 艾拉和馬修
[01:02.68]...to share the good tlmes and exorbltant rent. 一起共度美好時(shí)光 以及分?jǐn)傔^高的房租
[01:05.84]Untll one day, thls lovely couple had a terrlble flght... 直到有一天 這對(duì)愛侶起了激烈的爭(zhēng)執(zhí)
[01:08.32]...when Elalne went for a run and twlsted her ankle... 伊蓮因慢跑時(shí)不慎扭傷腳踝 提早返家
[01:10.00]...and came back early to flnd Rob canoodllng wlth Janet. 發(fā)現(xiàn)羅伯和珍娜一起泛舟
[01:17.88]And Clndy got tlred of Matthew's ldlotlc jokes and lncessant market chatter. 辛蒂厭煩馬修的白癡笑話 以及沒完沒了的市場(chǎng)經(jīng)
[01:20.36]Ira trled to be there for Elalne and confessed hls true feellngs for her... 艾拉則對(duì)伊蓮示愛
[01:23.04]...whlch she trled to laugh off as a joke. 她卻試圖一笑置之
[01:25.100]By August, lt got to the polnt where everythlng was so awkward... 到了八月，情況變得很尷尬
[01:29.92]...that nobody wanted to come back. 沒人想再回到那個(gè)地方
[01:31.80]And that's when Janet called her frlend Charlotte. 珍娜便在此時(shí)打給夏綠蒂…
[01:33.100]It's a reaIIy cute three-bedroom cottage. 那是棟小巧的三房別墅 正適合八月去度假
[01:38.68]They're giving us a fantastic deaI for the month of August.
[01:40.04]Because it's haunted with cheating boyfriends and sexuaI rejection. -那屋里充斥求歡被拒的陰影 -我們可以燒鼠尾草
[01:43.12]We can aIways burn sage. 二十多歲時(shí)和女性友人 分租房子還說得過去
[01:46.52]Sharing a house with your girIfriends is fine in your 20s...
[01:48.68]...but in your 30s, isn't it a bit pathetic, Iike being the oIdest kid at summer camp? 但到了三十幾歲仍如此 不會(huì)有點(diǎn)可悲嗎?
[01:53.44]She has a point. 她說得有理，我25歲的助理
[01:55.92]My 25-year-oId assistant, Nina Grabowski...
[01:59.92]...has a summer share in Bridgehampton with 18 other girIs. 夏天在布里治漢普頓 和18個(gè)女孩一起分租房子
[02:01.40]They sIeep in shifts. -她們得輪班睡覺 -要是有艷遇怎么辦?
[02:04.40]-What if they meet someone? -They fuck in shifts, too. -連做愛也要排班 -慢著
[02:07.40]HoId it. 我不敢相信 你們要放棄避暑的大好機(jī)會(huì)
[02:06.08]I can't beIieve you guys wouId pass up a chance to get out of this heat.
[02:11.32]Besides, the city's compIeteIy dead during August. 再說，八月時(shí) 整個(gè)紐約就像死城
[02:13.12]-Because everyone's in the Hamptons. -Or stuck in traffic trying to get there. 因?yàn)槿巳硕既チ藵h普頓
[02:17.64]或者正塞在去那里的途中
[02:18.72]This couId be the Iast summer we can aII get together and do something Iike this. 這或許是最后一個(gè) 我們能自在出游的夏天
[02:22.56]I mean, next year, who knows? One of us couId be married or have kids. 明年，誰知道呢? 我們其中一人可能已結(jié)婚生子
[02:28.16]And we'II aIways regret that Iast summer we didn't spend together in the Hamptons. 我們會(huì)終生遺憾最后一個(gè)夏天
[02:29.32]未能一起在漢普頓共度
[02:34.00]Charlotte's sweet hopefulness touched somethlng ln all of us. 夏綠蒂充滿希望的甜蜜語(yǔ)氣 打動(dòng)了我們
[02:37.08]-Okay, I'm in. -Me, too. -好吧，我加入 -我也是
[02:41.88]Fine, but I get the Iate shift. 好吧…
[02:41.88]但我要排晚班
[02:46.96]Samantha always felt llke she was ln her 20s... 莎曼珊永遠(yuǎn)覺得 自己還是二十幾歲
[02:48.76]...untll seelng an actual twenty-somethlng brought her down to earth. 直到她看見 真正二十幾歲的女人
[02:50.68]No, I'm getting you on the VIP Iist. You have to try it for one night. 你得嘗試一次
[02:56.88]My best friend Jerry owns it. He aIso owns the one in South Beach. 屋主是我最好的朋友杰瑞 他在南灘也有一棟房子
[02:57.84]Yes, the same one. 確認(rèn)賓客名單 然后盡快幫我聯(lián)絡(luò)理查強(qiáng)森
[02:59.76]Proof and confirm the guest Iist for the Hetrick-Martin benefit.
[03:03.16]And get me Richard Johnson, ASAP.
[03:05.72]He is not a fag, because I happen to have three friends he's personaIIy fucked. 他不是同性戀 我三個(gè)朋友跟他上過床
[03:11.52]You are nasty. You are. 你真下流
[03:12.88]I'm sending you a car, to and fro, and if you hate it, I'm gonna Iet you bIow me. I am. 我已經(jīng)把邀請(qǐng)卡寄給你了 如果你不喜歡，盡管找我算帳
[03:17.96]I am serious. Off, now. 我是說真的，馬上去辦
[03:23.04]AIec, I've gotta go. I'II keep you posted, okay? 艾力克，我得掛了 有最新消息我再通知你
[03:25.08]Bye, honey.
[03:27.16]I have personaI reIationships of my own, you know. 我有自己私人的人際關(guān)系
[03:30.96]-Not with my cIients, you don't. -I have my career to worry about. -不準(zhǔn)勾搭我的客戶 -我也要煩腦我的前途
[03:35.56]Your career is being my assistant. 你的前途就是擔(dān)任我的助理
[03:39.64]You're so deIuded. You wouIdn't even know what's hot if it wasn't for me. 要不是我 你哪懂什么東西才熱門
[03:41.60]UnfortunateIy you don't seem to grasp the vast difference between us. 妮娜，你似乎不明白 我們之間有著天壤之別
[03:45.60]Yes, I do. 我當(dāng)然明白 你站在夜總會(huì)門口排隊(duì)
[03:49.40]You stood in Iine at Studio 54...
[03:50.04]...I stood in Iine at Studlo 54, the movie. 而我站在電影院門口排隊(duì)
[03:58.44]I gave that bitch her first job out of coIIege. She didn't know a fucking thing! 那臭丫頭大學(xué)畢業(yè)第一份工作 是我給她的
[04:02.48]GirIs in their 20s, they're spoiIed and ungratefuI. They think they're it. 二十幾歲的女孩真是不知好歹 她們以為自己多了不起
[04:04.76]Don't they reaIize, we're stiII it? -她們不懂我們?nèi)允侵髁鲉? -這世界支持她們的錯(cuò)覺
[04:06.36]No, because the worId vaIidates their deIusion.
[04:08.04]And she took a copy of my RoIodex. Do you think I can sue? 她還拿走我通訊錄的副本 我能告她嗎?
[04:11.44]-Do you remember us in our 20s? -DimIy. -記得我們二十幾歲那時(shí)嗎? -沒什么印象
[04:16.68]Have some compassion. 唯一比三十幾歲單身還慘的事
[04:15.88]The onIy thing worse than being singIe in your 30s is being singIe in your 20s.
[04:18.68]就是二十幾歲時(shí)孤零零一個(gè)人
[04:22.08]Where've you been? I was worried you'd miss the jitney. 你們差點(diǎn)趕不上巴士
[04:24.84]The Hamptons Jltney ls llke the bus to summer camp... 它就像開往夏令營(yíng)的游覽車
[04:26.64]...only lnstead of slnglng everyone lgnores each other and talks on thelr cell. 只不過誰也不理誰 自顧自地講電話
[04:30.64]Everyone, this is Greg. 各位，這是葛瑞格 她們是莎曼珊、凱莉和米蘭達(dá)
[04:33.52]This is Samantha, Carrie and Miranda.
[04:35.36]Hi! 二十年來 葛瑞格每年夏天都去漢普頓
[04:36.76]Greg's been going to the Hamptons every summer for 20 years.
[04:39.88]-Since I was six. -You do the math. -從我六歲起 -你來算年齡吧
[04:41.52]I have. -我算過了 -謝謝
[04:43.72]Thank you.
[04:47.08]Easy, sister, no need to push. 別急，小姐，沒必要推擠
[04:53.00]Four bumper-to-bumper hours later, we arrlved at our new dlgs. 在車陣中緩慢前進(jìn)四小時(shí)后 我們抵達(dá)了新住處
[04:60.12]They said this pIace was shabby chic, I'm thinking it's much more shitty chic. 他們說這房子有點(diǎn)簡(jiǎn)陋 我認(rèn)為是糟透了
[05:04.64]These toweIs are miIdewed. 這些毛巾發(fā)霉了 整個(gè)房子都有霉味
[05:06.00]ActuaIIy, this whoIe house smeIIs Iike miIdew.
[05:09.00]It's not miIdew, it's beachy. 那不是發(fā)霉，是砂礫
[05:11.16]WouId you aII stop being so cynicaI? We're Iucky to be here. 你們別再冷嘲熱諷了好嗎? 我們能來這里就很幸運(yùn)了
[05:13.44]Cynicism. Now there's one advantage we have over girIs in their 20s. 憤世嫉俗，這是我們勝過 二十幾歲女孩的優(yōu)勢(shì)
[05:17.04]I was cynicaI in high schooI. -我高中時(shí)就很會(huì)挖苦人 -是誰來了?
[05:22.12]Who's that? 是葛瑞格 我在巴士上認(rèn)識(shí)的那個(gè)帥哥
[05:22.40]It's Greg, that cute guy I met on the jitney. I toId him to drop by.
[05:26.96]And if he asks, he thinks I'm 27. 我叫他過來坐一下 如果他問起，就說我27歲
[05:29.56]Evldently, whlle we had taken the Mldtown Tunnel... 當(dāng)我們穿越城中隧道來到此地
[05:33.96]...Charlotte had taken the tlme tunnel. 夏綠蒂已穿越了時(shí)光隧道
[05:34.16]-Hi! -Hey. 快進(jìn)來 你們還記得葛瑞格吧?
[05:37.60]Come on in. You guys remember Greg.
[05:38.20]Hi, Greg. 你好，葛瑞格
[05:40.12]Hey! 我和我室友今晚要在沙灘 辦一個(gè)盛大的營(yíng)火派對(duì)
[05:40.00]Me and my housemates are having a big bonfire tonight at the beach...
[05:44.16]...and I just wanted to teII you that you're aII invited. -你們都被邀請(qǐng)了 -太棒了
[05:47.04]ExceIIent!
[06:07.76]Here you go, Iadies. 各位，拿去吧
[06:10.60]There's so much foam you couId ski on the head! 泡沫好多 簡(jiǎn)直可以在上面滑雪了
[06:11.88]Sorry, it's been awhiIe since I pumped a keg. 我已經(jīng)很久沒用唧筒了
[06:15.68]I Iove young men, but come on. The guys here don't even have chest hair yet! 我愛年輕小伙子 但這里的男人連胸毛都沒有
[06:20.24]That's good news for their backs. 這對(duì)他們的背部是好消息
[06:24.72]Sorry! 抱歉
[06:27.00]Okay, this is reaIIy fun. How Iong do we have to stay? 真是有趣極了 我們還要待多久?
[06:32.36]God! 天啊
[06:35.68]I'm gonna go teII CharIotte we're Ieaving. 我去跟夏綠蒂說我們要走了
[06:36.96]Another thlng about twenty-somethlng glrls ls they're very conslderate. 二十幾歲的女孩非常體貼
[06:41.96]You can always count on one of them to hold your halr when you vomlt. 當(dāng)你嘔吐時(shí) 她們會(huì)幫你把頭發(fā)撩起來
[06:46.72]Excuse me! 不好意思
[06:46.12]My God, Carrie Bradshaw! 我的天，你是凱莉布雷蕭?
[06:50.88]-Yeah? -LaureI Harris. 我叫蘿拉哈里斯 我一定要告訴你我有多崇拜你
[06:52.60]May I just teII you that I worship you?
[06:52.96]I read your coIumn every week, it's Iike my reIigion. -我每個(gè)禮拜都讀你的專欄 -謝謝
[06:55.04]Thank you.
[06:58.96]I work in a pubIishing house, but I'm reaIIy a writer. 我在一家出版社當(dāng)助理 但我其實(shí)是個(gè)作家
[07:00.04]-Great. -We'II see. 也許改天我能把我的文章 寄給你看看嗎?
[07:03.28]Maybe I couId send you something to read sometime?
[07:07.40]-Sure. -That wouId mean so much to me. 當(dāng)然可以
[07:10.16]To have someone Iike you as my mentor. 你不知道能有像你這樣的人
[07:09.16]做我的良師意義多么重大
[07:12.76]WeII, mentor. -良師… -回城里我能打電話給你嗎?
[07:13.92]CouId I caII you sometime in the city?
[07:16.20]If I couId spend some time with you, that wouId be so cooI. 我能跟你見面嗎?
[07:19.52]Of course. I'II be Iooking at a very busy summer. 當(dāng)然，不過這個(gè)夏天我會(huì)很忙
[07:24.68]I can heIp. I'II run errands, I'II do your wash. 我可以幫你跑腿、洗衣服
[07:26.64]No meniaI Iabor necessary. I'II just give you my phone number. 不需要干仆人的活兒 我把電話號(hào)碼給你
[07:32.32]My God, this is so cooI. -我的天，真是太酷了 -謝謝
[07:35.00]Thank you.
[07:36.40]-It's okay. -Thank you.
[07:41.76]The next day, Mlranda woke up early to enjoy the cool mornlng breeze... 隔天，米蘭達(dá)一早起床 享受清晨的微風(fēng)
[07:45.36]...and a much-needed moment of solltude. 以及更為必要的獨(dú)處時(shí)光
[07:56.20]AII right, somebody puked on the deck. -有人在門口嘔吐 -抱歉
[07:58.48]Sorry...
[07:60.36]...Stacey and HoIIy did too many JeII-O shots. 史黛西和荷莉喝太多酒了
[08:03.64]What are you, 25 now? 你以為你現(xiàn)在幾歲，25嗎?
[08:06.84]Good morning. 早安
[08:08.40]No, 27! -不，27歲 -隨便
[08:11.40]Whatever.
[08:12.36]That week, back ln the clty, I wondered what was the allure of the 20s? 回到城里 我納悶二十多歲的魅力是什么
[08:18.76]On one hand, there's great skln tone, the thrlll of fresh experlence... 氣色很好 對(duì)新奇的體驗(yàn)感到興奮
[08:21.56]...and the sense of a consequence-free llfe full of endless posslbllltles. 不計(jì)后果 充滿無限可能的人生
[08:25.60]Whlle on the other, there are horrlble apartments, sexually lnexperlenced men... 同時(shí)住很糟糕的公寓 交往沒有性經(jīng)驗(yàn)的男友
[08:31.20]...and embarrasslng errors ln fashlon judgment. 以及穿沒有品味的衣服
[08:36.64]Should we fear these freshly mlnted, slngle women as a threat to our very survlval... 我們是否該擔(dān)心 這些年輕的單身女子
[08:36.96]對(duì)我們的生存造成威脅?
[08:41.24]...or plty them as clueless half-wlts about to get thelr dreams dashed... 或者同情她們 幻想即將破滅卻一無所知?
[08:44.20]...and llluslons shattered?
[08:47.40]Twenty-somethlng glrls... 二十多歲的女孩 是朋友…還是敵人?
[08:48.16]...frlend or foe?
[08:52.24]And that evenlng, ln my flrst act as a mentor... 那晚，身為良師的第一件事
[08:55.76]...I took my young acolyte to a book party. 我?guī)е夷贻p的門徒 參加一個(gè)新書派對(duì)
[08:59.80]My God. 我的天
[09:04.36]I can't beIieve I'm out with Carrie Bradshaw. This is too cooI. 我真不敢相信 我和凱莉布雷蕭一起出現(xiàn)
[09:06.08]Stop, I can feeI my head sweIIing. 夠了，若我的頭繼續(xù)變大 我就必須和我的帽子道別
[09:09.44]If it gets any bigger, I'II have to say goodbye to my hats.
[09:12.20]I have a question. 我有個(gè)問題，25歲寫回憶錄 會(huì)不會(huì)太年輕?
[09:14.00]Do you think that 25 is too young to write a personaI memoir?
[09:15.20]As Iong as it doesn't deaI with incest, Prozac, or partying, no. 只要里面沒提到亂倫 百憂解或狂歡就不會(huì)
[09:20.40]It does deaI with sex, or rather not having sex. 它探討性 或者應(yīng)該說是沒做愛
[09:23.28]It's about how girIs my age are saving themseIves for marriage. 它是關(guān)于我這年紀(jì)的女孩 為了婚姻保有處女之身
[09:28.24]-Saving what for marriage? -Our virginity. -為了婚姻保有什么? -貞操
[09:33.32]Are you teIIing me that you've never had sex with a man? 你的意思是 你從沒和男人上過床?
[09:36.60]That is correct. 沒錯(cuò)
[09:39.16]Okay, what do you consider sex? 你認(rèn)為性是什么?
[09:43.24]Are you impIying I'm some kind of Lewinsky? 你在暗示我跟莒恩絲基一樣?
[09:46.44]I'm not! I'm taIking no bIowjobs, no hand jobs. 不，我是指口交、手淫都不算
[09:49.20]AII right, I get it, no jobs of any kind. 我懂了，任何費(fèi)力的事都不算
[09:53.76]You know what? I think I need to get a drink. 你知道嗎? 我想我需要喝杯飲料
[09:56.76]-I'II get it. CosmopoIitan, right? -Yeah. 我去拿，四海為家，對(duì)嗎? 我記得…你專欄中寫過
[09:59.12]I remember from your coIumn.
[10:03.72]A 25-year-old vlrgln was gettlng me a Cosmopolltan. 一個(gè)25歲的處女 正幫我去拿四海為家
[10:08.52]The generatlon gap had never seemed so wlde. 世代鴻溝從未顯得如此深遠(yuǎn)
[10:10.16]Hi. -嗨 -嗨
[10:15.44]-Have you actuaIIy read the book? -No, have you? -你讀過這本書了嗎? -還沒
[10:16.16]Not yet. 你呢?你對(duì)作者有何認(rèn)識(shí)?
[10:17.04]Know anything about the author?
[10:21.00]His famiIy has a history of diabetes and he has a steeI spIint in his Ieft femur. 他的家族有糖尿病遺傳 而他左股骨上了夾板
[10:24.40]-I'm his doctor, BradIey Meego. -Carrie Bradshaw. -我是他的醫(yī)生，布萊德米哥 -我是凱莉布雷蕭
[10:29.76]My doctor won't even make house caIIs, Iet aIone attend a book party. 我的醫(yī)生平常連電話都不打 更別說是來參加新書派對(duì)
[10:31.52]I've never been to one. I thought it might be interesting. 我想這可能會(huì)很有趣 現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)超出我的期望了
[10:34.80]It's exceeded aII my expectations.
[10:36.40]GeneraIIy, it's cheese and crackers. You never see an actuaI shrimp. 通常，連只真正的蝦子也沒有
[10:41.00]No, I meant you. 不，我是指你
[10:42.56]I'd ask you for a drink after but I'm driving to the Hamptons. 等會(huì)我很想約你一起喝東西 但我要開車去漢普頓
[10:46.04]I'm going out to the Hamptons tomorrow. 事實(shí)上，我明天也要去漢普頓
[10:50.16]Great, can I caII you there? 太好了，我可以打電話給你嗎
[10:54.04]AII right, you know what? 星期六我跟我朋友 會(huì)去唐萊海灘
[10:54.100]I'II be with my friends Saturday at TownIine Beach.
[10:59.28]A big yeIIow umbreIIa. You can come by and say heIIo. 尋找很大的黃色遮陽(yáng)傘 你可以來打個(gè)招呼
[11:01.48]Is this a pIoy to see me in my bathing suit? 這是為了看我穿泳衣的計(jì)謀嗎
[11:03.04]-Here's your Cosmo. -Thank you. 這是你的酒，小姐
[11:08.44]Dr. BradIey Meego, this is LaureI. 他是布萊德米哥醫(yī)生 她是蘿拉
[11:11.04]-Hi. -Hey.
[11:11.68]What if it rains? Do we pick another date? 萬一下雨怎么辦? 要另外定約會(huì)嗎?
[11:15.12]Doctor, you are persistent. 醫(yī)生，你還真是不屈不撓
[11:18.16]AII right. In case of emergency, onIy. 好吧，除非有急事才打
[11:27.32]Now I'm gonna have to buy the book. 現(xiàn)在我得買下這本書了 很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你，你也是
[11:30.20]Nice meeting you. You, too.
[11:32.80]Drive safe. 小心開車
[11:36.40]My God, he is such a fox. 他真迷人，你是在我去吧臺(tái)時(shí) 認(rèn)識(shí)他的嗎?
[11:36.24]Did you meet him when I was at the bar?
[11:41.16]Lady, you've got it going on! 小姐，真有你的
[11:45.64]That Saturday turned out to be hot and sunny. 那個(gè)星期六炎熱又晴朗
[11:48.68]Whlle we sat under our umbrella... 當(dāng)我們坐在遮陽(yáng)傘下時(shí)
[11:51.08]...twenty-somethlng glrls slzzled on the sand llke rotlsserle chlckens. 二十多歲的女孩 像烤肉般發(fā)出嘶嘶聲
[11:53.88]Excuse me, when did tanning come back in styIe? 請(qǐng)問古銅色皮膚 何時(shí)又開始流行了?
[11:56.76]Hand me the 45! -把防曬系數(shù)45的拿給我 -我不知道有出到這么高系數(shù)
[11:59.76]Forty-five, I didn't know it went up that high.
[12:01.24]You couId sit in a microwave and not burn. 你可以待在微波爐中而不灼傷
[12:03.32]It's CharIotte's, but I don't think she'II be using it. 這是夏綠蒂的 但我不認(rèn)為她會(huì)用
[12:08.28]It's not good for her 27-year-oId image. 這不符合她27歲的形象
[12:10.16]She actuaIIy put on oiI. 她竟然還抹了油
[12:13.84]Just Iet her have her fun now. 到時(shí)候，她看起來 便會(huì)像個(gè)27歲的手提包
[12:14.92]Come Labor Day, she's gonna Iook Iike a 27-year-oId handbag.
[12:19.52]I'd risk a few precancerous freckIes for a summer romance. 我愿意為了夏日戀情 甘冒長(zhǎng)癌癥雀斑之險(xiǎn)
[12:23.68]And rlght then, my summer romance made hls appearance, rlght on schedule. 就在此時(shí) 我夏日戀情的男主角
[12:26.20]準(zhǔn)時(shí)出現(xiàn)了
[12:26.68]YeIIow umbreIIas seem to be very popuIar this year. 黃色遮陽(yáng)傘今年似乎非常流行
[12:29.16]嗨
[12:33.00]This is Dr. BradIey Meego. 莎曼珊、米蘭達(dá) 這位是布萊德米哥醫(yī)生
[12:33.44]HeIIo. 你是哪一科的醫(yī)生，大夫?
[12:36.32]What kind of a doctor are you, Doctor?
[12:39.80]InternaI medicine. GeneraI, aII-purpose kind of thing. 什么都看，可以說是萬事通
[12:41.60]FabuIous, so you can prescribe medication? 太棒了，那么你能開藥方?
[12:44.48]-What'd you have in mind? -FeeI free to ignore her. -你有什么意見? -別理她
[12:45.64]I'm sure that's impossibIe. I'm gonna go take a quick dip.
[12:48.84]我要去沖個(gè)澡 你保證不丟下我?
[12:49.40]-You promise not to ditch me, now. -I promise. 我保證
[12:56.56]-Is that the guy from the book party? -Yeah. 他是你在新書派對(duì)上認(rèn)識(shí)的?
[12:60.84]I've got to start reading. 我得開始閱讀了
[13:03.36]He's cute. I'm just not reaIIy sure I'm interested. 他很可愛 我只是不太確定有沒有興趣
[13:07.44]Good-Iooking, poIite, house in the Hamptons. 人長(zhǎng)得帥、又有禮貌 在漢普頓有房子
[13:09.100]-It's good on paper. -You know the ruIe. 擅長(zhǎng)理論
[13:12.72]你知道那定律 擅長(zhǎng)理論的人床上功夫很差勁
[13:14.48]Good on paper, bad in bed.
[13:16.44]A ''good on paper guy'' ls a guy wlth great credentlals... 擅長(zhǎng)理論的男人 擁有出色的背景資歷
[13:18.76]...who you always end up leavlng for some hot guy... 最后你卻永遠(yuǎn)會(huì)為了一個(gè) 騎摩托車的浪子離他而去
[13:23.84]...who rldes a motorcycle and doesn't have a checklng account.
[13:26.28]My God!
[13:28.72]The water feeIs so awesome. You guys shouId reaIIy go in. 海水真是棒呆了 你們應(yīng)該下去玩一玩
[13:32.80]You better put on some sunscreen, Georgette HamiIton. 你最好擦一點(diǎn)防曬油
[13:34.04]That's okay, I never burn. -沒關(guān)系，我從來不會(huì)曬傷 -我會(huì)
[13:37.04]WeII, I do. In fact, I've had enough for today.
[13:38.92]我要去買點(diǎn)東西 你們想要什么嗎?
[13:39.84]I'm gonna go grocery shopping. You guys want anything?
[13:42.48]We shouId get some rum. We can make Long IsIand Iced Teas. 蘭姆酒，我們可以做長(zhǎng)島冰茶
[13:46.96]Yes, I Iove Long IsIand Iced Teas. 好，我愛死長(zhǎng)島冰茶了
[13:49.28]ExceIIent! 太棒了
[13:58.44]I took a Ieap of faith and made reservations... 我在一家很熱門的餐廳訂位了
[14:01.92]...at one of those impossibIe-to-get-into restaurants for tonight.
[14:03.56]I'd Iove to... 我很想去 但我不能就這樣丟下我的朋友
[14:05.68]...I just can't abandon my friends.
[14:10.72]ActuaIIy, that wasn't an invitation. It was just restaurant chitchat. 其實(shí)這并不是邀請(qǐng) 我只是隨口提起
[14:14.32]I'm kidding. 開玩笑的
[14:17.88]How about after dinner? 那晚餐之后呢? 我們可以在陽(yáng)臺(tái)上坐坐
[14:20.48]I've got a great IittIe house, cute porch we couId sit on.
[14:24.04]I don't know. 我不知道
[14:26.84]Okay, how about I just caII your... 好吧，這個(gè)周末 我打你的緊急電話如何?
[14:29.84]...in-case-of-emergency number this weekend.
[14:30.32]The emergency being, I think I'm gonna miss you. 緊急狀況是 我猜我會(huì)開始想你
[14:35.88]Yes, you couId definiteIy do that. 好，你當(dāng)然可以這么做
[14:38.48]Good. 浪漫、殷勤 加上他在公路南方擁有的房子
[14:39.88]Romantlc, pollte, and hls very own house south of the hlghway.
[14:42.36]My good-on-paper guy was jumplng rlght off the page. 這個(gè)擅長(zhǎng)理論的男人 正從紙上一躍而出
[14:47.92]Later that afternoon, we came back from the beach rested, rejuvenated... 我們從海灘返回別墅時(shí) 感覺仿佛又是29歲般年輕
[14:50.48]...feellng almost 29 agaln.
[14:52.60]Even Mlranda was ln good splrlts. 連米蘭達(dá)心情都很好
[14:54.20]Guys, I just got back from the market. Fresh corn and seafood for dinner. 我剛從市場(chǎng)回來 晚餐有新鮮的玉米和海產(chǎn)
[14:60.32]Except, your groupie can't stay. I onIy got enough for the four of us. 你的崇拜者不能留下來，凱莉 我只準(zhǔn)備了四人份
[15:04.44]She's here? 她在這里?
[15:03.12]Yeah, she was asking too many inane questions. I sent her up to your room. 她問太多問題了 我讓她去你房間
[15:07.52]-Thanks. -Sorry. -謝了 -對(duì)不起
[15:11.00]I've got to shower, the sand is itchy in my bathing suit, and then I'II heIp you. 我得把身上的沙沖干凈 然后就去幫你
[15:15.04]Take your time. That came for you. 慢慢來 莎曼珊，那封信是你的
[15:20.44]My God! -我的天 -怎么了?
[15:21.12]What's wrong? 明晚是漢普頓的土風(fēng)舞晚會(huì)
[15:22.52]It's for the Hamptons Hoedown tomorrow night...
[15:26.28]...and the event is being run by Nina G. PubIic ReIations. Nina G.! 由妮娜G公關(guān)公司舉辦
[15:29.36]Overnlght, Samantha's ex-asslstant, Nlna Grabowskl... 一夜之間，莎曼珊的前助理 便將自己重新塑造成為妮娜G
[15:31.96]...had relnvented herself as Nlna G.
[15:35.16]I was up for that job and now she's using my RoIodex to put together the guest Iist. 她用我的通訊錄制作賓客名單
[15:38.44]Whlle Samantha was gettlng fucked royally by her protégé... 當(dāng)莎曼珊被她的手下 狠狠擺了一道
[15:43.20]...mlne was glvlng me the royal treatment. 我的門徒正給我女王般的待遇
[15:43.28]It's not that I don't wanna have sex with men... 不是我不想跟男人上床
[15:48.64]...I feeI Iike these previous generations of women have... 但以前的女人貶低了性的價(jià)值
[15:51.64]...devaIued sex to the point where it's not even speciaI anymore. 因此它甚至不再特別了
[15:53.80]One summer, when I was 15, I read everything Jackie CoIIins ever wrote. 我15歲時(shí) 我讀每本杰姬柯林斯的作品
[15:58.80]I thought to myseIf, who cares? 當(dāng)時(shí)我在想 “這應(yīng)該是驚人的嗎?”
[15:59.76]Is it supposed to be shocking... “對(duì)每個(gè)經(jīng)過的性感男人 搔首弄姿?”
[15:60.80]...wagging one's pussy at every good-Iooking stud who waIks by?
[16:04.76]-PIease. -And what is it you Iike about my coIumn? 你到底喜歡我專欄哪一點(diǎn)?
[16:08.72]I have a tiny tick on my stomach, and I can't get it off. 我肚子上有個(gè)虱子，我弄不掉
[16:12.80]-Does it hurt? -No, but it itches. -會(huì)痛嗎? -不，但會(huì)癢
[16:13.68]My God, that is not a tick. -我的天，那不是虱子 -那是什么?
[16:18.88]What is it?
[16:23.08]There go our shitty sheets. -都是可惡的床單害的 -好惡心
[16:25.36]My God, it's so disgusting.
[16:28.92]-Where's she going? -To the drugstore. -她要去哪里? -去藥房
[16:31.52]CharIotte reaIIy is in her 20s. She's got crabs. 夏綠蒂真的回到二十幾歲了 她身上有陰虱
[16:35.56]My God!
[16:36.16]That nlght, I called Dr. Meego. 當(dāng)晚，我打給米哥醫(yī)生 我想這算是緊急情況
[16:39.76]I flgured lt was an emergency.
[16:44.72]I have this thing about crabs. 我大學(xué)時(shí)長(zhǎng)過一次陰虱 害我一輩子留下疤痕
[16:45.92]I had them in coIIege and it scarred me for Iife.
[16:48.68]I can't go back to that house untiI the mattresses are sanitized... 我得等床單和毛巾都燒掉 才能回去
[16:52.60]...and the sheets and toweIs are burned.
[16:52.16]I'm fIattered you thought of me. 我很高興你想到了我
[16:55.64]I'd be happy to prescribe your friend some industriaI-strength pubicide. 我很樂意為你朋友 開一點(diǎn)殺菌藥
[16:58.84]She can take care of herseIf. 我想她能照顧自己
[17:02.80]Cheers. 干杯
[17:11.04]You might have to spend the night here. 你可能得在這里過夜
[17:13.36]I might have to, but onIy to sIeep. -可能，不過只是睡覺而已 -女人總是這么說
[17:17.32]Women aIways say that and as soon as the Iights go out...
[17:19.92]...boom, they're going for my pajamas. 燈一關(guān)掉 她們就來脫我的睡衣
[17:23.00]AII righty. I promise, no funny stuff. 我保證沒有滑稽的玩意兒
[17:32.24]That nlght we slept together, but we dldn't sleep together. 我們同床，但并未上床 那感覺好極了
[17:36.08]It was really nlce.
[17:36.88]I belleve lt was the flrst lnstance of a case of crabs movlng a relatlonshlp forward. 這是第一件 陰虱讓感情有所進(jìn)展的案例
[17:48.12]Every year, one of the local Hamptons bllllonalres got down and dlrty... 每年，本地的有錢人
[17:54.88]...and threw a blg hoedown full of cowboys and cavlar. 都會(huì)辦一個(gè)擠滿牛仔 和魚子醬的盛大土風(fēng)舞會(huì)
[17:56.48]It was the event of the season. 這是社交季的大事
[18:01.76]We jolned Samantha to lend our moral support. 我們陪莎曼珊出席 給予她精神支持
[18:03.72]I can't beIieve it. 有人不參加我辦的派對(duì) 卻參加妮娜辦的
[18:03.84]There're peopIe here who don't even come to my parties and they came to Nina's.
[18:09.88]Look at her over there. 你看看她
[18:12.100]Beef jerky carpaccio? 來點(diǎn)生腌牛肉干?
[18:16.80]I am just so depressed right now. Excuse me. 我現(xiàn)在真的非常沮喪，失陪
[18:18.24]Where are you going? -你要去哪里 -去恭喜妮娜
[18:22.16]To congratuIate Nina. I may need her to hire me someday.
[18:22.20]有一天我可能得靠她 賞我一口飯吃
[18:25.00]Whlle Samantha set out to negotlate twenty-somethlng détente... 當(dāng)莎曼珊出發(fā)去向 二十多歲的女孩低頭
[18:30.16]...Charlotte prepared to launch a full-out war. 夏綠蒂則準(zhǔn)備發(fā)動(dòng)戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)
[18:32.64]Excuse me. 不好意思
[18:49.96]Do you know that you gave me crabs? 你知道你把陰虱傳染給我嗎?
[18:51.76]-What? -You heard me. -什么? -你聽到了
[18:56.56]-What makes you think it was me? -That is so tacky. -你憑什么認(rèn)為是我? -那真是太低級(jí)了
[18:58.20]So is Iying about your age. 你謊報(bào)年齡還不是一樣 昨晚我看到你的駕照了
[18:60.88]I saw your Iicense when you bought the beer.
[19:04.48]I didn't Iie. You made an assumption, I didn't contradict it. 我沒有說謊 是你這么假設(shè)，我沒反駁而已
[19:07.76]Whatever. 也許陰虱是我傳染給你的 但你欺騙我
[19:07.56]I may have given you crabs, but you deceived me.
[19:13.92]-That is so much worse. -Grow up. -這嚴(yán)重多了 -成熟點(diǎn)吧
[19:21.16]You are a waitperson. That doesn't mean wait, it means go! 你是個(gè)接待員 沒做好份內(nèi)事就滾吧
[19:25.92]My God, you actuaIIy came. 我的天，你真的來了
[19:31.12]I just stopped by to wish you good Iuck. It's a fabuIous party. 我只是來祝福你好運(yùn)
[19:33.92]-這是個(gè)很棒的派對(duì) -你真好
[19:36.48]That is very cooI of you.
[19:36.88]I toId you not to seat Martha near the hayride. She's aIIergic. 我不希望瑪莎乘干草卡車 她會(huì)過敏
[19:39.56]PIease try to keep the young peopIe out untiI after 11:00. 你能讓年輕人一直到11點(diǎn) 都待在外頭嗎?
[19:44.04]We're aII out of country-fried goat cheese, somebody got stuck with a cactus needIe... 羊酪已經(jīng)沒了 還有人被仙人掌刺到
[19:49.12]...and there are peopIe outside who aren't on the Iist. 外面有不在 賓客名單上的人要進(jìn)來
[19:51.20]Jesus fucking Christ. You are totaIIy coked out. -你辦事能力真差 -你太小心眼了
[19:55.08]You are totaIIy jeaIous.
[19:56.64]My God, what is that? 那是什么?我的天啊 那是什么?
[20:01.84]What is that sound? My God!
[20:03.24]That's not supposed to happen untiI 12:00. 那應(yīng)該等到午夜才放的
[20:05.44]-I know. -This is your probIem. Get them to stop! -我知道 -這是你的問題
[20:09.00]I can't, they're on a fucking barge! -叫他們停下來 -不行，他們?cè)谠撍赖挠瓮?/p>
[20:13.48]CouId you heIp me? I need to get everybody outside. 莎曼珊，你能幫我嗎? 我需要讓大家到外面去
[20:17.76]I'm totaIIy fucked right now. 我現(xiàn)在把一切都搞砸了
[20:20.52]Okay, peopIe, fiesta fireworks, outside! 各位，外面在放煙火 我們往外移動(dòng)吧
[20:22.08]Let's go!
[20:29.96]This is Greg. 妮娜，這是葛瑞格 我想你們兩個(gè)將會(huì)一見如故
[20:30.08]I think the two of you wouId reaIIy hit it off.
[20:34.44]Hi.
[20:39.00]I began to reallze, that the blggest threat twenty-somethlng glrls posed... 我發(fā)現(xiàn)二十多歲的女孩
[20:42.20]所造成的最大威脅 是對(duì)她們自己
[20:42.20]...was to themselves. 我到處找你 你看，我有條跟你一樣的項(xiàng)練
[20:44.68]I've been Iooking aII over for you.
[20:47.44]-Look, I got one just Iike yours. -That's great.
[20:49.52]You want me to get you a CosmopoIitan? -那很好 -你要來杯四海為家嗎?
[20:51.64]No. I'm gonna go find my date. But I'II see you Iater, okay? 我要去找我的男伴了，待會(huì)見
[20:55.60]That guy from the bookstore? My God, he was so cute. 那個(gè)在書店認(rèn)識(shí)的男人? 他好帥
[20:59.92]Annoylng, yes. Dangerous, no. 她們的確煩人，卻不危險(xiǎn) 只不過是我們年輕時(shí)的翻版
[21:01.76]They were slmply our youthful doppelg?ngers...
[21:04.84]...who needed our compasslon more than anythlng. 需要我們的同情甚過一切
[21:06.44]And then everythlng I so flrmly belleved was promptly blown to pleces. 接著我所堅(jiān)信的一切馬上瓦解
[21:23.76]Is it you? -是你嗎? -你怎么會(huì)在這里?
[21:23.96]Hey. What are you doing here?
[21:27.04]What am I doing here? What are you doing here? 我怎么會(huì)在這里? 那你又怎么會(huì)在這里?
[21:33.68]I just got back this week from Paris. 我剛從巴黎回來
[21:37.96]This is Natasha. 凱莉，這是娜塔莎
[21:39.16]Hi. It's a pIeasure to meet you. I've heard so much about you. 很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你 我聽說許多有關(guān)你的事
[21:44.84]ReaIIy? 是嗎?
[21:45.44]Natasha's parents have a house in East Hampton. We came up for the weekend. 娜塔莎的父母在這里有棟別墅 我們只是周末來度假
[21:50.96]Excuse me. It's nice to meet you. 抱歉失陪，幸會(huì)，凱莉
[22:00.44]I'm sorry, I'm just a IittIe stunned here. 對(duì)不起，我只是…有點(diǎn)震驚
[22:05.68]And confused. 還有困惑，她是誰?
[22:08.48]Who is she? 我本來想打給你
[22:08.88]I meant to caII you.
[22:13.64]她是… 她是我在巴黎認(rèn)識(shí)的女孩
[22:17.04]She's this girI that I met in Paris.
[22:20.32]She works for RaIph Lauren in Europe. 她在歐洲替勞夫羅倫工作
[22:25.20]You're in from Paris for the weekends? 所以你只是 從巴黎回來度周末?
[22:25.28]No. The Paris deaI feII through. 不是
[22:29.04]巴黎的計(jì)劃已經(jīng)告吹
[22:32.56]我…我有打算跟你聯(lián)絡(luò)
[22:35.52]I pIanned on caIIing you.
[22:36.88]I certainIy didn't want to run into you Iike this. 我真的不想 在這種情況下遇見你
[22:39.48]You can't pIan everything. Life can be pretty random. 世事難料 我的男伴也在這里…某個(gè)地方
[22:41.68]I'm here on a date, too, somewhere.
[22:44.76]He's a doctor, BradIey Meego. 他是布萊德米哥醫(yī)生
[22:48.76]He's good on paper, probabIy Iike Natasha. Good-Iooking, sweet, bIah-bIah-bIah. 他擅長(zhǎng)理論，或許跟 娜塔莎一樣，好看、溫柔…
[22:55.12]How oId is she, anyway? 她到底幾歲?
[22:59.40]I don't know, 26, 27. 我不知道，26、27
[23:04.64]Something Iike that. 大概吧
[23:07.100]I'II see you in the Hamptons or back in the city. 我們?cè)跐h普頓或回紐約時(shí)再見
[23:10.08]I promise to caII when I get back into town. 我保證回城里一定打電話給你
[23:27.08]凱莉，你還好吧?
[23:28.32]Are you okay?
[23:29.00]No, I just ran into Big. 不好，我剛碰到大人物了
[23:34.08]He's back from Paris. 他從巴黎回來 交了新的女朋友
[23:37.16]He has a new girIfriend.
[23:38.84]She's 26. 她26歲
[23:43.92]-Where is he? I didn't see-- -God. 他在哪里?我沒看見他
[23:60.80]And then I reallzed... 我這才明白 二十多歲的女孩確實(shí)很迷人
[24:01.32]...twenty-somethlng glrls are just fabulous...
[24:03.68]...untll you see one wlth the man who broke your heart. 直到你看到她身邊 有個(gè)曾令你心碎的男人
