生活大爆炸第二季03.The Barbarian Sublimation(野蠻人升華):penny的網游癮事件

[00:00.00]美劇MP3+LRC [00:01.00]戰(zhàn)士兄弟們 我是征服者Sheldor 我們將要向堡壘出發(fā) [00:06.31]Now,this is a long run,so let's do another bladder check. 今天 我們將長時間作戰(zhàn) 再次檢查下 膀胱是否排空 [00:12.13]All right,Barry,we'll wait for you again,but you really should see a doctor. 好吧 Barry 我們再等你會兒 但你真的需要去看醫(yī)生了 [00:20.42]Sheldor is AFK. Sheldor 暫停一下(AFK) [00:27.65]Penny,are you experiencing some sort of difficulty? Penny 你遇到什么難題了嗎? [00:30.04]Yes. I can't get my stupid door open. 對 我打不開這該死的門了 [00:32.61]You appear to have put your car key in the door lock-- are you aware of that? 顯然你插的是車鑰匙 你意識到了嗎? [00:37.47]Yeah. 對 [00:39.50]All right,then. 好吧 [00:42.65]Damn it,damn it,damn it,damn it,damn it! 該死 該死 該死 該死 該死! [00:45.85]Would it be possible for you to do this a little more quietly? 你可以小聲點弄嗎? [00:49.52]I can't get the damn key out. 這個該死的鑰匙拔不出來了 [00:51.86]Well,it's not surprising-- that Baldwin lock on your door uses traditional edge-mounted cylinders, 那是自然不能了 你門鎖上用的是傳統(tǒng)的邊緣鎖柱 [00:56.43]whereas the key for your Volkswagen uses a center cylinder system. 而你的大眾車鑰匙 是開中央鎖柱的系統(tǒng)的 [01:02.51]Thank you,Sheldon. 謝謝講解 Sheldon [01:04.76]You're welcome. 不用謝 [01:06.93]Point of inquiry: why did you put your car key in the door lock? 關鍵問題是: 為什么你把車鑰匙放門鎖里? [01:10.50]Why?I'll tell you why-- 原因? 我告訴你吧-- [01:11.48]because today I had an audition,it took me two hours to get there, 因為今天我去試鏡 花了兩個小時才趕到 [01:14.42]I waited an hour for my turn,and before I could even start,they told me I looked too Midwest for the part. 又花了一個小時才輪到我 還沒開始演 他們就說 我對于角色太中西部化了 [01:19.34]Too Midwest-- what the hell does that even mean? 太中西部化 到底什么意思? [01:21.61]Well,the American Midwest was mostly settled by Scandinavian and Germanic people. 美國中西部的大部分居民 都是 斯坎迪納維亞人和日耳曼人后裔 [01:26.77]- They have a characteristic facial bone structure... - I know what it means,Sheldon! - 他們的面部骨骼結構特征明顯... - 不需要你解釋 Sheldon! [01:30.68]God! You know,I have been in L. A.for almost two years now, 天! 我到洛杉磯都快兩年了 [01:34.03]and I haven't gotten a single acting job. 我沒有找到一份專職的演出工作 [01:35.89]I've accomplished nothing,haven't gotten a raise at work,haven't even had sex in six months, 我一事無成 沒有升職 6個月沒有做愛了 [01:40.40]and just now,when I was walking up those stairs,a fly flew in my mouth and I ate it! 而我剛上樓梯時 一只蒼蠅飛進我的嘴里被我吞了! [01:46.48]Well,actually,insects are a dietary staple in many cultures. 其實 在很多文化里 昆蟲是主食 [01:49.45]They're almost pure protein. 幾乎全是蛋白質 [01:51.92]Oh,son of a bitch! 他奶奶的! [01:54.98]I believe the condensation on your frozen foods weakened the structural integrity of the bag. 我想是你的冷凍食物上的水珠 破壞了袋子的結構完整 [02:03.98]But returning to your key conundrum,perhaps you should call a locksmith and have him open the door for you. 還是說你的鑰匙難題 或許你可以找個開鎖匠人來 [02:08.98]I did. He said he'll get here when he gets here. 我叫了 他說到時候他就會到了 [02:11.86]And you're frustrated because he phrased his reply in the form of a meaningless tautology? 你因他無意義的重復措辭而沮喪? [02:15.78]No! 沒有! [02:17.05]I am frustrated because I am a failure at everything and my breath smells like fly. 我沮喪是因為我是很廢材 而且我嘴巴里一股蒼蠅味 [02:26.84]There,there. 明白了 [02:35.72]Would you prefer to wait in our apartment? 你想在我們那邊等會嗎? [02:38.44]No,Sheldon,I'd rather sit on this freezing-cold floor sobbing like a three-year-old. 不 Sheldon 我更想坐在冰冷的樓板上 嗚嗚的像個三歲女孩 [02:42.89]All right,then. 好 回頭見 [02:45.43]For heaven's sake. 受不了了我 [03:18.96]Make yourself comfortable. 你自便 [03:21.51]Not there. 那兒不能坐 [03:52.76]Sheldor is back online. Sheldor回到線上 [03:56.01]Sheldor? Sheldor? [03:58.29]The Conqueror. 征服者 [04:01.24]What are you doing? 你在干什么? [04:03.56]AFK. 暫停一下 (AFK) [04:06.50]I'm playing Age of Conan,an online multiplayer game 我在玩科南時代 多人網絡游戲 [04:09.63]set in the universe of Robert E.Howard's Conan the Barbarian. 設定在Robert E. Howard的科南荒蠻時代 [04:08.63]游戲根據其漫畫改編 [04:15.87]Sheldor back online. Sheldor上線了 [04:18.85]What's "AFK"? "AFK"啥意思? [04:20.25]AFK. 暫停一下 (AFK) [04:23.72]Away From Keyboard. 暫時離開鍵盤 (Away From Keyboard) [04:26.85]Oh,I see. 明白了 (音同OIC) [04:29.23]What does that stand for? 代表什么意思? [04:35.74]Oh,I see. 我明白了 (OIC) [04:39.05]Yes,but what does it stand for? 聽清了 但是它是什么的簡稱呢? [04:55.19]Now,just click on the enchanted boots to put them on. 點那個魔法鞋子穿上它們 [04:58.36]Mm,I don't know-- can I see them in another color? 不知道誒 可以換其他顏色嗎? [05:02.26]Just click on them. 快點就是了 [05:04.49]Yeah,congratulations. You are now a level-three warrior. 恭喜 你是個三級的戰(zhàn)士了 [05:08.49]What's going on? 在干嘛? [05:09.31]Leonard,guess what? I'm a level-three warrior. Leonard 你猜怎么著? 我是三級戰(zhàn)士了 [05:12.98]Great. Do you know there are groceries outside of your apartment? 很好 你知道你公寓外面 掉了一堆東西嗎? [05:15.60]Yeah,yeah,yeah. 知道 知道 表吵 [05:18.28]I only bring it up because your ice cream's melting and it's starting to attract wildlife. 我把吃的撿起來了 因為冰激淋化了 都招來了野貓 [05:22.93]Uh-huh,yeah. Do I stay in the jungle or go towards the beach? 知道了 我呆在叢林還是去海灘? [05:25.73]It doesn't matter-- right now; you're looking for treasure. 無所謂 現在 你要去找財寶 [05:31.35]Wait,wait,where are you going? 別 別 你去哪兒? [05:32.44]No,no. You're okay. 沒事 你可以的 [05:33.57]If you run into crocodiles,just kick them with your boots. 要是走進鱷魚堆里 用鞋子踢它們就是 [05:39.69]You want to catch me up? 跟我說說咋回事兒? [05:42.19]Well,let's see,uh,she attempted to open her apartment with her car key 我想想 她努力用車鑰匙開房門 [05:45.85]because her face is overly Midwestern,um... 因為她的臉過于中西部了... [05:50.08]she hasn't had sex in six months... 她有6個月沒做愛了... [05:52.67]and she ate a fly. 還有 她吃了只蒼蠅 [05:58.73]Seriously? Six months? 真的? 6個月? [06:01.07]Oh,my God! A treasure chest! I'm rich! 噢 天哪! 找到寶藏了! 我發(fā)達了!! [06:04.07]Level three,and she thinks she's rich. 才3級 她就覺得自己發(fā)了 [06:10.17]What a newb. 好白的新手呀 [06:14.54]Okay... we're all set. 好了...準備完畢 [06:17.42]Let her rip. 放手來吧 [06:33.95]Check it out-- it's just corn starch and water. 你看 只用玉米淀粉和水就能這么high [06:39.93]They make up a non-Newtonian fluid,which is liquid,but solid under the percussive action of the speaker. 它們組成了非牛頓流體 是種液體 但在喇叭的沖擊作用下成了固體 [06:45.31]That's what makes it get all funky. 所以才會這么特別 這么帥~~~ [06:51.35]Yeah. Okay. 呵呵 好吧 [06:52.52]Uh,listen,I need to talk to Sheldon. 呃 聽著 我要和Sheldon說話 [06:59.41]No,that's what she said-- Sheldon. 不 她說的就是Sheldon [07:02.53]Okay,I'm in the game,and I've been exploring the island of Tortage, 那個 我在玩游戲 一直在托提吉島探險 [07:05.73]but I can't figure out how to get past the Guard Captn. 但我過不了守衛(wèi)長這一關 [07:08.16]Do you have the Enchanted Sword? 你有魔法寶劍嗎? [07:09.58]No,no,I have a bronze dagger. 沒有 我有青銅短劍 [07:11.05]You can't slay the Guard Captain with a bronze dagger. 用青銅短劍殺不死守衛(wèi)長的 [07:13.12]My Lord,it's like the car key in your apartment door all over again. 老天 這等于又一次用車鑰匙開公寓門 [07:16.32]All right,how do I get the sword? 好吧 怎樣才能拿到寶劍? [07:17.72]Well,have you been to the Temple of Mishra? 那么 你去過彌薩神殿嗎? [07:19.46]Is that the place on the hill with the weird priest in front of it? 是山上那個門前站了個怪牧師的地方? [07:21.50]No,no,no,it's... Oh,for God's sakes,gimme. 不 不 不 是... 噢 老天呀 給我吧 [07:24.21]Thank you-- I really appreciate this. 謝謝 真的非常感激 [07:25.84]You're gonna have to learn to do these things for yourself,Penny. 你得自己學會玩 Penny [07:27.94]Don't patronize me-- just get the sword! 少跟我說道 快去搞到寶劍! [07:32.46]What the frack? 搞什么飛機? [07:35.61]LEONARD: Beats me. They were playing all last night,too. 鬼才知道 他們昨天玩了一晚上 [07:38.77]It's like some kind of weird comic book crossover. 感覺是奇趣漫畫互相穿越 [07:42.37]Like if Hulk were dating Peppermint Patty. 像綠巨人和薄荷帕蒂約會 [07:41.37]里的雀斑臉女生 [07:46.10]I always thought Peppermint Patty was a lesbian. 我一直以為薄荷帕蒂是同性戀 [07:48.39]No,that's Marcie. 不 瑪茜才是 (里的眼鏡小呆女) [07:49.57]Peppermint Patty's just athletic. 薄荷帕蒂只是比較運動型而已 [07:53.20]There you go-- one Enchanted Sword. 有了 魔法寶劍 [07:55.17]All right,gimme,gimme,gimme. I want to kill the Guard Captain. 好吧 給我 給我 給我 我要殺死那個守衛(wèi)長 [08:02.78]That girl needs to get a life. 那女人得有點現實生活吧 [08:17.50]Sheldon? Sheldon? [08:25.16]- Sheldon... - Danger! Danger! - Sheldon... - 危險! 危險! [08:28.72]No danger-- it's just me,Penny. 沒危險 是我 Penny [08:30.04]Listen,I got to level 25 and reached Purple Lotus Swamp,right? 聽著 我練到了25級 到了紫蓮花沼澤 對吧? [08:33.29]You're in my bedroom. 你咋在我的臥室里 [08:35.74]Leonard gave me an emergency key. Leonard給了我把緊急備用鑰匙 [08:37.26]People can't be in my bedroom. 外人不能進我的臥室 [08:39.06]Well,can we go talk in the living room? 那么 我們能去客廳談嗎? [08:40.89]I'm not wearing pajama bottoms. 我沒有穿睡褲 [08:44.41]Why not? 為什么不穿? [08:45.04]I spilled grape juice. 我打翻了葡萄汁 灑到褲子上了 [08:47.36]Well,wear different pajamas. 那么 穿另外的睡褲嘛 [08:48.87]I can't wear different pajamas-- these are my Monday pajamas. 我不能穿另外的睡褲 這套就是周一穿的 [08:52.72]Penny,people cannot be in my bedroom. Penny 外人不能進我的臥室 [08:55.07]Okay,fine,just tell me,is it too soon to join a quest to the Black Castle? 好吧 隨便怎樣 只要告訴我 現在加入黑城堡探險之旅會不會太早? [08:58.77]You were invited on a quest to the Black Castle? 你被邀請加入黑城堡探險之旅? [09:01.25]Yeah,yeah. By some guys in Budapest. 嗯 是的 好像是布達佩斯的玩家 [09:02.55]I'm just not sure it's the right move for my character. 我不知道這一步是否正確 對我的角色而言 [09:05.91]Of course it's not-- you're only a level 25. 當然不正確 你才25級 [09:08.47]These Hungarians,they're just using you for dragon fodder. 那些匈牙利人 只是拿你來做誘餌 喂龍的 [09:12.99]Really? 真的? [09:13.78]Boy,you'd think you could trust a horde of Hungarian barbarians. 天哪 還以為一群匈牙利野蠻人值得信任 [09:18.72]Please,Penny,enough. I have to sleep. 求你了 Penny 夠了 我需要睡眠 [09:23.84]Okay,well,you were great. Thanks. 好的 你太棒了! 謝謝 [09:29.49]Hey,Leonard. Listen,don't go in Sheldon's room-- he's not wearing bottoms. 嘿 Leonard 聽著 別進Sheldon的房間 他沒穿睡褲 [09:39.50]Sheldon,you want to catch me up again? Sheldon 跟我說說咋回事兒?! [09:43.76]各位 我今天很忙 [09:46.26]**ery busy today. 我知道 Gablehauser博士 但這是你的工作 [09:48.63]I realize that,Dr.Gablehauser,but it is your job, 主持整個部門 協調所有內部矛盾 [09:51.15]as head of the department,to mediate all interdepartmental disputes. 本大學規(guī)章制度 第四章第2部分: 調節(jié)內部矛盾 [09:54.07]University Policy Manual,Chapter Four,Subsection Two: Mediation of Interdepartmental Disputes. [09:57.76]好吧 [10:00.26]Fine. Winkle博士 這次你又給Cooper博士取了什么綽號? [10:02.15]Dr. Winkle,what colorful name did you call Dr. Cooper this time? [10:03.93]傻冒博士 [10:06.43]Dr. Dumb-Ass. [10:08.08]Cooper博士 Winkle博士會道歉的 [10:10.58]Dr. Cooper,Dr. Winkle apologizes. - 不 我不要 - 不 她沒有 [10:12.90]- No,I don't. - No,she doesn't. 問題是 [10:13.91]我明明登記了使用克曼實驗室204的主機 [10:15.44]Here's the problem. [10:16.41]I was clearly signed up to use the mainframe in Buckman 204, Winkle博士卻肆意撕掉墻上的報名單 [10:19.61]and Dr.Winkle just wantonly ripped the sign-up sheet off the wall. 根本不是正規(guī)的報名單 [10:22.79]It wasn't even an official sign-up sheet. 他自己打印的表格 而且接下來的六個月都填了他的名字 [10:24.66]He printed it himself,and he put his name down on every slot for the next six months. [10:26.55]如果說 保證學校的資源不被浪費去 [10:29.05]If it is a crime to ensure that the university's resources 研究什么亞原子野鵝也有罪的話 那么我認罪 [10:31.60]are not being squandered chasing subatomic wild geese,then I plead guilty. [10:37.39]噢 Penny! [10:39.89]Oh,Penny! 你要接電話嗎 Cooper博士? [10:41.12]Do you need to get that,Dr. Cooper? 鬼才接 [10:42.40]God,no. 別關機 小心錯過諾貝爾委員會 [10:44.23]Well,don't turn it off,you might miss your call from the Nobel committee letting you know 通知你被提名為"年度最佳傻冒" [10:47.37]you've been nominated as Dumb-Ass Laureate of the Year. 噢 是嗎? 那么... [10:51.11]Oh,yeah? Well... 你連提名都撈不到呢 [10:53.09]you wouldn't even be nominated. [10:57.66]Gablehauser博士 我有一系列重要的計算和模擬要運行 [11:00.16]Dr. Gablehauser,I have a series of important calculations and simulations to run. [11:01.98]她整天就知道胡亂推斷無關數據 外加對我冷嘲熱諷 [11:04.48]All she's doing is reducing irrelevant data and making a mock... 抱歉 Gablehauser [11:07.32]Excuse me. Gablehauser. [11:09.97]找你的 [11:12.47]It's for you. [11:14.76]喂? [11:17.26]Hello? Penny 現在不是時候 [11:18.85]Penny,this is not a good time. 不 我告訴過你 你還不能進入火靈魂的密室 [11:21.31]No,I told you,you're not prepared for the Sanctum of Burning Souls. [11:24.33]你們必須組成至少5人的小組 而且其中要有個35級的藥師 [11:26.83]You need to be in a group of at least five for that quest and one should be a level 35 healer. [11:28.75]Penny 我現在不能登錄 幫你打 [11:31.25]Penny,I can't log on and help you. 等我回家后再說 [11:34.66]We'll talk when I get home. [11:39.61]我不能用實驗室 對嗎? [11:42.11]I'm not getting the computing time,am I? 傻冒 [11:45.21]Dumb-ass. [11:48.57]Leonard 你得想辦法搞定Penny [11:51.07]Leonard,you have to do something about Penny. 她打擾我睡覺 打擾我工作 [11:53.68]She is interfering with my sleep,she's interfering with my work, 如果我生活中還有其他重要的方面 [11:56.84]and if I had another significant aspect of my life, 我肯定她也會來干擾 [11:59.15]I'm sure she'd be interfering with that,too. [12:00.68]干嘛要我搞定? [12:03.18]Why should I do something? 誰叫你介紹她玩網游的 [12:04.34]You're the one who introduced her to online gaming. 沒錯 但她搬來時 是你跟她打招呼的 [12:06.46]Yes,but you're the one who said hello to her when she moved in. [12:08.67]如果你當時能克制住自己 現在根本不會出現這種狀況 [12:11.17]If you'd simply restrained yourself,none of this would be happening. 你干嘛不叫她別煩你? [12:14.96]Why don't you just tell her to leave you alone? 我跟她說了 短信也發(fā)了 Twitter的即使留言也態(tài)度強硬 [12:16.77]I did,I told her,I texted her,I sent out a very emphatic twitter. [12:18.88]我甚至把我的Facebook狀態(tài)改為: Sheldon Cooper希望Penny別來煩他 [12:21.38]I even changed my Facebook status to Sheldon Cooper wishes Penny would leave him alone. [12:22.90]我還能怎么辦啊! [12:25.40]I don't know what else to do. 那么 我能做什么? [12:27.78]Well,what am I supposed to do? 我不知道 但是如果你不把事情擺平 [12:29.86]I don't know,but if you don't figure something out, 我警告你 我會變得很難伺候 [12:31.54]I warn you,I shall become very difficult to live with. [12:34.47]你是指 到目前為止 你一直是開心好玩的Sheldon? [12:36.97]You mean up until now we've been experiencing the happy,fun-time Sheldon? [12:39.55]- 是的 - 我去跟她談談 [12:42.05]- Yes. - I'll go talk to her. [12:43.80]不 Fritz 站到我旁邊去 [12:46.30]No,Fritz,I need you on my flank. 不 我不懂德語 你快傳中 快傳中! [12:49.17]No,I don't know German. Flankenzei,flankenzei. [12:52.85]- 嘿 Penny - 忙著呢 [12:55.35]- Hey,Penny. - Busy. 嗯 看出來了 你不用上班嗎? [12:57.83]Yeah,I see that. Shouldn't you be at work? 我周一不上班 [13:00.10]I don't work on Mondays. 今天是星期四 [13:02.24]It's Thursday. 聽著Penny... [13:06.23]Listen,Penny... Penelope女王 我暫停一下 干嘛... [13:07.34]Queen Penelope,AFK. What... [13:10.39]好吧 呃... 是這樣的 [13:12.89]Okay,uh... here's the thing. 人們有時 我是說好人 他們開始玩網游后 發(fā)現自己... [13:16.71]Sometimes people,good people,yeah,they start playing these games and they find themselves-- [13:18.69]這并不是他們的錯... 你知道的 有點...沉迷于游戲 [13:21.19]through no fault of their own-- you know,kind of... addicted. 嗯 說重點 我快要升級了 [13:24.77]Yeah,get to the point. I'm about to level up here. 如果人在現實生活中沒有成就感 [13:27.69]It's just if a person doesn't have a sense of achievement in their real life, 他們會很容易迷失在虛擬世界里 因為在那里 他們可以得到并不真實的成就感 [13:31.33]it's easy to lose themselves in a virtual world where they can get a false sense of accomplishment. 是啊 唧唧喳喳唧唧 好了 伙計們 Penelope女王回來了 [13:35.29]Yeah,jabber,jabber,jabber. Okay,boys,Queen Penelope's back online. [13:38.18]Penny 你... [13:40.68]Penny,you've got... 你頭發(fā)里有塊奇多 [13:42.46]Cheetos in your hair. [13:44.40]噢 謝謝 [13:46.90]Thanks. [13:58.10]嘿 Penny 又是我 Leonard [14:00.60]Hey,Penny,it's me again,Leonard. Leonard 我說了現在不行 [14:03.42]Leonard,I said not now. 我知道 我只是有點擔心你 [14:05.01]I know,I'm just a little concerned about you. 說了現在不行! [14:06.95]I said not now! 好吧 遲點再說 [14:08.81]Okay,maybe later. 嘿 伙計們 [14:12.55]Hey,guys. 嘿 他怎么了? [14:14.86]Hey,what's with him? Penny一晚上沒讓他睡好 [14:16.23]Penny's been keeping him up at night. 我也是 [14:19.89]Me,too. [14:22.46]我估計是兩碼事吧 [14:24.96]But probably in a different way. 她真的迷上了"科南時代" 沒日沒夜的玩 [14:28.18]She's gotten really hooked on Age of Conan. She's playing nonstop. 啊 是的 網游會上癮 [14:31.18]Ah,yes,online gaming addiction. 沒什么比迷上多人網游更糟糕了 [14:33.63]There's nothing worse than having that multi-player monkey on your back. [14:36.54]- Sheldon 醒醒! - 危險! 危險! [14:39.04]- Sheldon,wake up! - Danger! Danger! [14:40.58]下午好 男人們 [14:43.08]Afternoon,men. Sheldon [14:45.19]Sheldon. 噢 什么? 你故意把我排除在"男人們"之外 意在把我兒童化 只是... [14:47.39]Oh,yeah? Well,your attempt at juvenilizing me by excluding me from the set of adult males,just... [14:49.84]噢 我沒精力跟你斗嘴 [14:52.34]Oh,I'm too tired to do this. 很好 聽說你每晚都和中東版芭比娃娃消磨時光 [14:55.37]That's right,I heard you've been pulling all-nighters with Middle Earth Barbie. [14:57.85]她進入我的臥室 [15:00.35]She comes into my room. 沒人能進我的臥室 [15:01.69]No one's supposed to be in my room. 我認為 她以網游度日 是因為在性方面得不到滿足 [15:04.53]I would postulate that she's escaping into the online world to compensate for her sexual frustration. [15:07.14]我也這么干 [15:09.64]I do that,too. 啊 估計又是兩碼事兒 [15:12.84]But probably in a different way. [15:14.61]不是這么回事 Leslie [15:17.11]That's not what she's doing,Leslie. 她只是想增強下自尊心 和性無關 [15:18.96]She's just trying to shore up her self-esteem. It has nothing to do with sex. 任何事都和性有關 [15:22.67]Everything has to do with sex. 嗯嗯 我作證 [15:24.27]Mm,testify. 我碰也不想碰那玩意 [15:28.23]I'm not touching that. [15:29.84]Leslie 你完全搞錯了哦 [15:32.34]Leslie,you are way off base here. 等等 Leonard [15:34.27]Hang on,Leonard. 雖然我對于作為科學家或者人類的Leslie 不懷有絲毫敬意 [15:35.38]While I have no respect for Leslie as a scientist or a human being,for that matter, [15:38.31]但我們必須承認她在濫交和淫亂 這些相關領域的成績是有目共睹的 [15:40.81]we have to concede her undeniable expertise in the interrelated fields of promiscuity and general sluttiness. [15:45.71]謝了 [15:48.21]Thank you. 我是說 Tinkerbell得給她來上幾下 [15:47.62]夢幻島上的小精靈 [15:50.12]My point is that Tinkerbell just needs to get her some. 幾下什么? [15:53.54]Some what? 哦 對了 來些兩性的交流 [15:54.74]Oh,yes,some sexual intercourse. 我不入地獄誰入地獄 [15:58.41]I'll take the bullet. 行行好 這主意根本糟透了 [16:02.30]Excuse me,this whole idea is insane. 討論結束 得開始行動了 [16:04.40]Enough debate,I'm going to take action. 打擾 [16:07.92]Excuse me. 請問你目前正處于一段兩性關系中么? [16:09.43]Are you currently involved in a sexual relationship? [16:11.90]沒有 [16:12.76]你想么? [16:14.40]No. [16:15.26]Would you like to be? [16:17.88]好啊 何樂不為呢? [16:20.38]sure,why not? - Sheldon... - 得 得 得 [16:22.62]- Sheldon... - Puh-puh-puh. 能給我你的電話號碼么? [16:25.92]Can I have your phone number? [16:29.15]呃...好的 [16:31.65]yeah. [16:40.62]怎么樣? 問題解決了 [16:43.12]There. Problem solved. [16:45.45]大傻冒兒 [16:47.95]Dumb-ass. [16:55.11]好了 我在遠古金庫的大門這里 我進來了 [16:57.61]Okay,I'm at the gate to the Treasury of the Ancients. I'm going in. 離墻近一點 避開木乃伊 [17:00.73]Stay close to the wall. Avoid the mummies. 明白 [17:02.89]Got it. 我不得不說對于一個23歲的女人來說 你玩得實在是不錯啊 [17:04.35]I must say you're playing very well for a woman of 23. - 22 - 好耶 22 [17:08.18]- Twenty-two. - Right,22. 神魂顛倒.com 網上約會人物資料 [17:10.13]Headoverheelz.com Online Dating Profile 有木乃伊來了 [17:12.28]我該用什么咒語? 仇恨打擊還是狂暴戰(zhàn)士態(tài)勢? [17:13.92]Oh,here come the mummies. 你剩下的隊員都怎么了? [17:14.78]Which spell do I use,the hateful strike or the frenzy stance? [17:17.88]What happened to the rest of your group? 我甩了他們 一群軟蛋 [17:19.15]I dumped them,they're a bunch of wussies. 狂暴戰(zhàn)士態(tài)勢 [17:22.79]Frenzy stance. 狂暴 狂暴 狂暴 狂暴 [17:24.04]Frenzy,frenzy,frenzy,frenzy,frenzy. [17:26.06]聽著 你怎么描述你的理想職業(yè)? 是對未知之地的狂野冒險 [17:28.56]So,listen,would you describe your ideal vacation as a wild adventure to unknown lands [17:31.90]還是窩在家里 讀一本好書? [17:34.40]or staying at home curled up with a good book? 什么? [17:35.14]這都是市場調研的問題 [17:36.99]What? 我在填你的游戲在線注冊呢 [17:37.64]These are market research questions. [17:39.74]I'm filling out the online registration for your game. 哦 好的 狂野冒險 [17:42.61]Oh,okay,wild adventure. 噢 狂暴戰(zhàn)士態(tài)勢不管用啊 [17:45.05]Oh,frenzy stance isn't working. 去死吧 你個老不死的木乃伊 死吧! [17:46.55]Die,you undead mummy,die! - 喝一瓶治愈藥水 - 謝謝 [17:48.89]- Drink a healing potion. - Thank you. 不用 [17:50.01]You're welcome. 看這個 共分為五個等級 [17:52.63]Anyhow,on a scale of one to five, 一級是別人主動 五級是你主動 [17:55.60]with one being always initiated by him and five being always initiated by you, [17:58.24]你更希望你的艷遇是以怎樣開始? [18:00.74]how do you prefer your sexual encounters to begin? [18:02.37]這也在注冊項里? [18:04.87]That's on the registration? 恩 對的 范圍很廣的 [18:06.29]Oh,yes,it's quite extensive. 但是如果我們完成了 你會得到個 免費的擴展包和75個其他任務 [18:08.82]But if we complete it,you get a free expansion pack. 75 additional quests. [18:10.55]贊! 好吧 我喜歡主動哇 我絕對是"大佬五"那型的 [18:13.05]Ooh,awesome,okay,I totally like to initiate. I'm a big ol' five. [18:14.86]很好 絕對是"大佬五" [18:17.36]Good to know. Big ol' five. [18:28.04]你好 [18:30.54]Hello. Leonard 這是Tom [18:32.41]Leonard,this is Tom. [18:35.22]你好 Tom Sheldon... [18:37.72]Hi,Tom. Sheldon... [18:40.78]你在食堂里搞得那個小誤解 我沒跟你解釋清楚么? [18:43.28]Didn't I explain to you about your little mistake in the cafeteria? [18:45.22]你講的很清楚了 [18:47.72]Yes,you were very clear. 那桌上每個人都清楚得很 [18:49.44]As was everyone else at the table. 但是Tom 是經過科學選擇出的 Penny最合適的伴侶 [18:52.39]Tom,however,has been chosen by science as a suitable mate for Penny. [18:55.21]科學選擇出的? [18:57.71]Chosen by science? 反正 就是交友網站上的科學唄 [18:59.07]Well,what passes for science on dating sites. 他們聲稱使用了啟發(fā)式精簡算法 但估計也是瞎胡扯 [19:02.59]They claim to use heuristic algorithms,but it may well be hokum. [19:04.99]你讓Penny注冊了網上交友? [19:07.49]You got Penny to sign up for online dating? 不 當然不是 我只是用了些小小的手段和伎倆 [19:10.00]No,of course not. See,I used trickery and deceit. [19:13.37]太糟了 [19:15.87]This is bad. Tom是消防署的護理人員 但是他正在醫(yī)學院上夜校 [19:17.76]Tom is a paramedic with the fire department,but he's going to med school at night. 他喜歡戶外 呃... 還有強壯的充滿"性"趣女人 [19:21.17]He likes the outdoors and,uh,strong women who initiate sex. [19:24.13]太糟 太糟了 [19:26.63]Really,really bad. 我很震驚呀 你居然沒搞定Penny [19:30.22]I'm surprised you struck out with Penny. 很顯然 她絕對是"大佬五" [19:32.23]Apparently,she's a big ol' five. [19:34.44]Sheldon 你想怎樣? [19:36.94]Sheldon,what do you want? 哦 好嘞 你看到我留言了 Penny 來認識下Tom [19:38.23]Oh,good,you got my note. Penny,I'd like you to meet Tom. Penny 這是Tom Tom 來認識下Penny [19:41.25]Penny,this is Tom. Tom,may I present Penny. - 嗨 Penny - 恩 嗨 聽著... [19:44.71]- Hi,Penny. - Yeah,hey. Listen... 既然我都來了 我正領著一群小白打任務呢 [19:46.60]as long as I'm here,I'm on a quest with a bunch of newbs. 他們根本不知道自己在干什么 [19:48.80]They don't know what they're doing. 我們有一個刺客 三個魔法師部隊 沒有坦克 [19:49.86]We've got one assassin,three spell casters and no tank. - 能過會兒再談這個不? - 不 不 不 現在就得和你說 [19:52.21]- Can we talk about this later? - No,no,no,no. I need you now. 難道你不愿意和Tom社"交"一下么? 他是個戶外男孩哦 不大主動的說 [19:54.27]Wouldn't you prefer to socialize with Tom,who is a sexually passive outdoorsman? [19:58.96]我管你 我自己琢磨去了 [20:01.46]Whatever. I'll figure it out myself. 再見 Penny [20:03.87]Bye,Penny. 哥們 抱歉 她可和照片上的完全兩人 [20:07.09]I'm sorry,dude,she didn't look anything like her picture. [20:09.62]網上有美女? 你做夢去吧 [20:12.12]They never do. [20:19.98]Hello,fair Penny. 你好 美貌的Penny [20:21.75]Who are you? 你誰啊? [20:22.51]It is I,Sir Howard of Wolowitz. 是我啊 Howard Wolowitz先生 [20:26.67]Can I interest you in an afternoon of spirited questing 我能邀請您 和我來一下午的靈魂之旅么? [20:29.30]followed by a flagon of ale at Yon Virtual Tavern? 而后在那邊的虛擬客棧暢飲幾杯? [20:33.11]Yeah,sure,why not? 恩 好吧 沒什么不好的 [20:37.92]Oh,my God,I need help. 哦 糟了 這下真需要人幫助了

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