艾倫脫口秀320:口香糖和煙草
You all are in good mood,aren't you?
你們心情不錯(cuò) 對(duì)吧
You have been dancing like crazy and
剛剛跳舞跳得真瘋狂
Having fun and I've been watching you,Did you have a good Valentine's day,everybody?
而且玩得很開心 我一直看著呢 大家情人節(jié)都過得不錯(cuò)吧
I did as well,and earlier today I was in a drug store buying all the discounted Valentine's day candy.
我也過得不錯(cuò) 今天早些時(shí)候 我去商店買那些情人節(jié)打折的糖果
So I have something to give out to the kids next halloween,
這樣下個(gè)萬圣節(jié) 我就可以給那些孩子們了
And while I was there,I picked up a pack of gum.
在那兒的時(shí)候 我拿起一包口香糖
Now,I don't usually chew gum,I have a guy who chews it for me.
我現(xiàn)在一般不親自嚼口香糖了有人專門替我嚼
But I didn't realize how many different types of gum there were
我不知道竟然有那么多種口味的口香糖
Have you seen how many different types of gum there are now?
你們知道現(xiàn)在有多少種口香糖嗎
It is crazy,when I was kid there were two things that I could chew,Juicy Fruit or tobacco.
太不可思議了 我小的時(shí)候只有兩種東西可以嚼 水果味的口香糖和煙草
Tobaccy，that's what I call it.So,let me just show you some the the gum from the store that I went to right here.Let me just take a little
我叫那個(gè)“Tobaccy” 我給你們展示幾種我在那家店買的口香糖 讓我們看一下
No,this isn't even all the gum that they had,this is all that I could stuff into my niece's pockets
他們有的可遠(yuǎn)不止這些 這些也就夠塞滿我侄女的口袋
So okay.so if you just want peppermint,if you're a peppermint type of a person,you want peppermint
如果你想要薄荷味的 你是個(gè)喜歡薄荷的人 你想要薄荷味的
These are all right here,all of these are peppermint,but they all have a different name,like piddity,sort of like that.
這些都是 所有這些都是薄荷味 但是名字都不一樣 像Piddity之類的
And here is one,this one is called sweet peppermint 2.0.
這有一個(gè) 這個(gè)叫薄荷甜度2.0
Now,2.0,you know what that means 2.0.As soon as you buy it，they're going to come out with a 2.1 version.
2.0 你知道這是什么意思 你買過之后 他們就將推出2.1版的
