艾倫脫口秀321:名字真瘋狂

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It's the wrong gum.All right.

這個(gè)就過(guò)時(shí)了

This is something I've never seen before,this is something,somebody called

我從沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)這種 這種 有人叫它

They came up with this whose,this is called dessert delights

他們想出來(lái)的 這個(gè)叫做開(kāi)心甜點(diǎn)

Now,they have mint chocolate chip,they have orange cream pop,they have strawberry shortcake and they have apple pie

還有巧克力片 橘子奶油味 草莓酥餅味 還有蘋果餡餅味的

Oh,okay,just to have a stick,I'm watching my figure,though

好的 只吃一片 我得顧著點(diǎn)我的體形

Ok,so here is some more,this is different gum,this is,these are carzy names,too

這還有 這是另一種 這是 這些名字真瘋狂

This is,there's Solstice and then there is Vortex and there is Lush and there is Swerve

這是 有“Solstice”“Vortex”還有“Lush”還有“Swerve”

They're naming gum after strippers now

口香糖竟然以脫衣舞女的名字命名

The packaging,look at the packaging,this is,wht's happening to these people with the packaging?

我們看看這包裝 真是 這些設(shè)計(jì)包裝的人怎么了

Okay,so some of these,the gum comes in a plastic tub,and then there's a gun

有一些 塑料桶裝的 還有槍形狀的

It's a gun,it's gum that comes in a gun,there's a 7 day waiting period if you want to buy this gum

槍的形狀 口香糖裝到槍里 如果想買這種得等7天

And then there's bubble tape,which is right here,and this is kind of a,Oh man,look at this

接下來(lái)還有Bubble tape 在這里 這種 天啊 看這個(gè)

So it's a,it's,it comes out like this,it's like 6 feet of gum right here

所以這種 抽出來(lái)就是這樣 好像總共有6尺長(zhǎng)

This is,here's a general rule,your gum shouldn't be longer than your child

通常來(lái)說(shuō) 你的口香糖不能比你的孩子還高

And then they have this,I don't even know what this is

還有這種 我都不知道這是什么

This is,I'm not putting that in my pocket,I mean you're gonna carry this around?I don't understand this

這個(gè) 我可不打算把這個(gè)放口袋里 你真準(zhǔn)備拿著這個(gè)四處走 真搞不明白

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