艾倫脫口秀364:真實的報警記錄

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Thank you,thank you,oh boy.Tony,yes.I'm gonna read y'all some really real police reports in our brand-new segment,Oh Puh-lice

謝謝 謝謝大家 Tony 在 我將給大家讀一些真實的報警記錄 哦 Puh-lice

all right,these are all form the police blotter section of the different news papers and unfortunately,they are real

好 來看這些全部摘自不同新聞報紙中的警務(wù)報道 非常不幸吶 他們是真的

This is from Rochester New Hampshire,2:58 pm

這個是來自新汗布什爾州羅徹斯特的報道 下午兩點五十八分

The Learning Center on Hanson Street reports a man across the way stands at his window for hours making parents nervous

位于漢森街的一個學習中心報警說 街對面有個男人一直站在他家窗戶那兒偷窺 搞得家長們很緊張

Police ID'd the subject as a cardboard cut-out of Arnold Schwarzenegger,real

警察出警后才發(fā)現(xiàn)那原來是施瓦辛格的紙板像 真的哦

they also reported a guy with really loose arms and legs blowing outside of a car dealership

他們還報道過有一四體不分 有傷風化的“男子” 充滿氣站在汽車經(jīng)銷商店外面

They got that guy,they got him

警察抓了“他” 確實抓了啊

This is from Wisonsin Rapids Wisconsin,these are real,from 5:09 pm

這是來自威斯康星拉皮茲 這也是真的 下午五點零九分

A nekoosa woman reports a relative keeps bothering her and asking her questions

一名尼庫薩女子報警說一個親戚不停地煩她 還不停問她問題

Oh my god,you can call the police for that

天哪 你這樣也都可以報警

it's gonna make the holidays easier for a lot of people,that keep that in mind

你只會讓大家看你笑話 記住我說的話

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