艾倫脫口秀365:走廊里喊救命
This is from Custer South Dakota,10:10pm,suspicious people were reported doing something with flashlights by the side of North 5th street in Custer
這條來自南達(dá)科塔州的卡斯特 晚上十點(diǎn)十分 幾個可疑分子拿著手電筒 鬼鬼祟祟的不知道在作甚 就在北五街那一片
a deputy checked and found the people were not suspicious,but merely Canadian
值班警察立馬殺去 發(fā)現(xiàn)那不是啥可疑分子 只是幾個加拿大人而已
Lock up your maple,Custer.we've got Canadians here
卡斯特人 趕緊鎖好你們的楓糖啊 我們這兒抓到加拿大人啦
they were detained for an hour,which is about 45 minutes.Canadian,so they were
他們被扣留了一小時 也許有45分鐘吧 只因?yàn)槭羌幽么笕?/p>
This is from Ossining New Your about 7:14 pm
來自紐約州奧辛寧的報道 晚上七點(diǎn)十四分
A caller reported that someone was on a porch yelling "help" from a residence on Bank Street
熱心人士報警說 有人在銀行街一所住宅的走廊里喊救命
Officers responded and learned the person was calling a cat that is named "help"
巡警迅速反應(yīng) 過去后才發(fā)現(xiàn)那個人是在叫自己的貓 那只貓的名字叫做“救命”
I'm guessing later there was a reported filed when he was calling for his dog named "fire"
我猜將來可能會有同樣的報警記錄 有人叫他的狗為“開火”的時候
If you see a police report that's not quite right,and I would like send you and if you send us one that you use on the show
如果你看到諸如此類的報道 就發(fā)給我 要是用在節(jié)目里的話
maybe I will send you this,it's a brand-new Casio trick camera
我會送你這個 這是新一代的卡西歐技巧型攝像機(jī)
and you can use it to capture your life from any angle with its high resolution photos and HD video
你可以用它從各個角度拍下生活里的一切 拍下高分辨率的照片和錄制高清視頻
If you're in my audience right this minute,you're all going home with one
在場的每一位 也將帶回家一臺
we'll right back
我們一會回來
