艾倫脫口秀366:那些事兒太瘋狂

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Stop it.Hi jon,hi.It's glad to see you

別這樣吶 你好Jon 好啊 見到你真高興

Well you have to be happy.I have to be happy.well apparently it's required

你最近一定很開心啊 我不得不開心 很顯然 這是必須的

I'm actually,you should be happy,immensely happy

真的很開心 你應(yīng)該開心才對(duì) 超級(jí)開心

and I was saying you should be happy because it's been,it's been a crazy ride for you lately

我說(shuō)你得開心 是因?yàn)?最近你過(guò)的那是相當(dāng)刺激啊

Yes,it has.It's so funny because people would call me

是啊 真的是有意思極了 因?yàn)楹枚嗳舜螂娫捊o我

and ask just the innocent of questions.like hey jon,what's been going on

就是問(wèn)一些超級(jí)無(wú)聊的問(wèn)題 就像 嘿 Jon 接下來(lái)會(huì)怎樣

It's like,oh,well,Charlie Sheen went crazy and started saying he was from mars

或者像 噢 看吧 查理辛瘋了 接著說(shuō)的話證明他來(lái)自火星

and then I almost lost my job,then they hired Ashton Kutcher

還說(shuō)我差一點(diǎn)就丟工作了 要不是我東家雇了Ashton Kutcher

What,it's crazy.Now is it,is it stuff that because we would just assume you knew more than we knew

什么嘛 真是有夠瘋的 這個(gè) 這個(gè)事嘛 是因?yàn)榇蠹叶枷胫阒赖谋任覀兌?/p>

Or were you learning as we were learning watching all of this unflod

或者你對(duì)整件事的認(rèn)識(shí)和我們一樣

I was watching it the same way that most people were

我和大多數(shù)人一樣 通過(guò)同樣的途徑看到這消息

I heard it over the internet you know and people,it was weird because I would hear it at the same time as my brother-in-law

我是從網(wǎng)上看到的 人們就那樣 太怪異了 因?yàn)槲衣牭较r(shí)的感覺(jué) 就像我的兄弟出啥事了

Like literally heard that he left the show or what did you

你也只是聽說(shuō) 他將要離開節(jié)目或你

Yeah,I learned that from the internet,really?that he was not on the show anymore.I heard from the internet

是這樣 我是從網(wǎng)上知道的這個(gè)消息 真的嗎 我看到他不再演這個(gè)電視劇了 我是從網(wǎng)上看到的

Wow,my jaw unhinged like a giant Snake.It was like a choker

喔 當(dāng)時(shí)驚得我張大嘴巴 像大蛇那樣 就像掐著我脖子似得

So I was shocked as,and maybe you didn't believe it,maybe you thought it was just a rumor

這事嚇到我了 但可能你不會(huì)相信 或許你只認(rèn)為那是個(gè)謠言

I believed it.you did.I believed it because things were so nutty you know

我信啊 你信 我信是因?yàn)槟切┦聝禾偪窳?/p>

So things had gotten nutty before that happened.

那在這之前事情都鬧得沸沸揚(yáng)揚(yáng)了

You kind of saw,did you see,Oh my God,this could actually go in a direction like this or was that not even a possibility

對(duì)你看到的 有哪些看法 是天啊 “事態(tài)的發(fā)展和我想的一樣” 還是 “這根本不可能發(fā)生”

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