Mario: Golly! I must save the princess.
Mario: What the? Where's King Koopa he's always in here?
Orange: Hee-ha-ha-ha!
Mario: What was a that Toadstool? Toad?
Orange: I'm not toad I'm a Orange. Hee-ha-ha-ha!
Mario: Oh, no what did you do to the Princess and Toad.
Orange: Toad is that a frog?
Mario: NO!
Mario - No, you know. Hes more like.. Mushroom.
Orange - I know him, hes a, fun-gi.
Mario - Alright, enough of the funny stuff. Are you ready to fight?
Orange - Not really. Im kinda hungry.
Mario - Then try one of my spicy meatballs.
Orange - Hahaha, meatballs? More like your throwing boogers. Stop throwing boogers Mr. Pick'n'Flick.
Mario - Its not a booger and im not Mr. Pick'n'Flick. Im super Mario.
Orange - Spaghetti o's? I love spaghetti o's!!
Mario - No no no, its Super Mario. Not spaghetti o.
Orange - Uh oh.
Mario - What do you mean 'uh oh?'
Orange - Uh oh spaghetti o's.
Mario - *grrr* fireball.
Orange - Hey spaghetti o's, use a cleanex already. Geez.
Mario - Well, you no good two-bit orange.
Orange - Two bit? Im at least eight bits.
Mario - Urgh. Don't make me take my gloves off. I can get real mean when I want to. Just ask my brother Luigi.
Orange - Did you say Linguini? Your family's made of pasta. You have a sister named Ravioli?
Mario - You tell me where the princess is or else.
Orange - Or else what? Shell?
Mario - Shell? What are you talking about you crazy Orange?
Orange - Turtle shell. *burp*
Mario - Oh.
Orange - Whoa. Spaghetti o's is bite-size.
Mario - Oh great you have shrunk me. You like a big orange ______.
Orange - Oh don't worry bite size spaghetti o's. It could be worse.
Mario - Could be worse? Now I will never find the princess. How could it possibly be worse?
Orange - I dunno. Bullet?
Mario - A what?
Orange - Bullet.
Mario - Oh.
Orange - Ah, Super Mario. More like Stupid Mario eh guys?
*princess huffs*
Orange - I defeated bowser and saved you guys hours ago.
Princess - Yeah, and by defeated bowser you mean annoyed the living crap outta him until he just got angry and left..
Orange - Whatever princess Apple.
Princess - Thats Peach, thank you very much.
Orange - Your an apple.
Bowser - Hey. You guys are still here? I told you already. Get outta my dungeon you free loaders.