煩人的橙子: Hmm....orange, borange, forange, norange, hippopotamorange...
小蘋果: Ooh, ooh, I got it!
煩人的橙子: You do?! What is it?
小蘋果: Door hinge!
煩人的橙子: Door hinge? Hm... no.
梨子:Hey guys, what are you doing?
小蘋果: We're trying to think of words that rhyme with "Orange".
梨子:Umm, why?
煩人的橙子: I don't know. Midget Apple and Marshmallow are trying to make me a theme song for some reason.
小蘋果: That's Little Apple!
煩人的橙子: And that's getting really old.
梨子:Wait, Orange! You don't have a theme song?
煩人的橙子: Umm, no?
梨子:What?! Everyone has a theme song!
棉花糖: That's what I'm trying to tell him! Theme songs are wonderful! Yayyy!
煩人的橙子: Wait, everyone has a theme song?
梨子:Of course! I got one!
(Pear's theme song plays)
Voice: Pear is green
And he's on the scene
He's rockin' the kitchen
He's livin' the dream
On a spaceship chasin' a moonbeam.
He's Pear!
Don't you know what I mean?
He's Pear!
(theme song ends)
煩人的橙子: Wow! That was really cool!
梨子:I know! And check it out: Midget Apple has one, too!
(Midget Apple's theme song plays)
Voice: He is small, but he is brave!
Livin' large is his claim to fame!
Midget Apple is his name!
(The title "Midget Apple" appears from behind an American flag with Midget Apple under the title)
小蘋果: It's Little Apple!
(theme song ends)
煩人的橙子: Woah! That was intense!
小蘋果: I think it really captures my personality.
梨子:See, Orange? Even Marshmallow has a theme song!
棉花糖: Yeah! I got one too!
(Scene cuts to Marshmallow rocking back and forth on a rainbow, surrounded by puppies, kittens, rabbits, and a smiling sun)
Chorus: Do-ah, do-ah
Female voice: He's so cute
Chorus: Do-ah, do-do-do
Male voice: (during the chorus) So cute!
Female voice: He's soo cute!
(White puffy letters that spell "Marshmallow" appear one by one while the female sings)
棉花糖: Yayyy! My favorite part is when it says I'm cute! (giggles)
煩人的橙子: What? So everyone here has a theme song except me?
梨子:I didn't realize it, but, yeah.
煩人的橙子: Even that plum over there has one?
李子: Yup! I sure do!
(Plum's theme song plays)
Plum is good
And Plum is great
He's shark fishing
With clowns as bait
Plum is plum
And that's why they say
He eats rainbows each and everyday
He's Plum!
He's Plum!
(theme song ends when there is a moment of awkward silence)
煩人的橙子: Umm, what was that?
李子: That was my theme song!
煩人的橙子: Why were you eating rainbows?
李子: Marshmallow wrote it.
棉花糖: Rainbows are delicious! (giggles)
煩人的橙子: Hmm, only one word comes to my mind when I want to hear that song.
李子: What's that?
煩人的橙子: Knife!
(Knife's theme song plays)
Voice: He slices when he chops
He dices when he drops
Better run for your life
Oooh!
Here comes Knife
(theme song ends)
李子: That was pretty good... oh!
Dane Boedigheimer: (cuts Plum in half)
李子: (screams)
(Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, and Marshmallow scream)
梨子:Geez, I didn't see that one coming!
小蘋果: He has a theme song, how could you not see it coming?
煩人的橙子: Yeah, this sucks! Everybody has a theme song except me!
棉花糖: Wait, Orange, that's not true!
煩人的橙子: Wait, what?
棉花糖: I just finished your theme song!
煩人的橙子: Really?
棉花糖: Yeah!
小蘋果: (growls a bit) I don't really like your track record with theme songs.
煩人的橙子: I wanna hear it! Play it now! Play it now!
棉花糖: Yayy!
小蘋果: Okay... roll it!
(Orange's theme song plays)
He spits seeds
And he is great
He's riding on a pony in roller skates
He slides to work on a rainbow
And cleans his plate
He's Orange!
Annoying Orange!
He's Orange!
Annoying Orange!
He's Orange!
煩人的橙子: (laughs)
(Theme song ends)
(end credits roll for 14 seconds)
煩人的橙子: (speaking to Marshmallow) What is it with you and rainbows?
棉花糖: Rainbows are wonderful! Yay!
煩人的橙子: (grunts)