搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子33 小胡子開心果

煩人的橙子英語版 Mystery of the Mustachios小胡子之謎，橙子遇到了5個戴著胡子的開心果，這五顆開心果實在是太團(tuán)結(jié)了啊，商量后的結(jié)果就是一出場就把橙子嚇傻啦，不過顯然橙子的心理素質(zhì)已經(jīng)達(dá)到火星人水平了。

煩人的橙子：Hey! Hey, over here! Hey, bagface! Hey, hey bagface, hey! Hey, bagface! It looks like you had a little plastic surgery. (laughing)

(Daneboe takes the bag away)

煩人的橙子：Uhh. Thanks for the hand, buddy. Jeez. Whoa! Hey, hey Pistachios, hey!

小胡子長官: Dude, he's talking to us.

小胡子: What do you want to do?

Middle 小胡子: don't say anything.

Sombrero 小胡子: Is this look all right? It feels lopsided.

小胡子 1: It's so itchy!

煩人的橙子：Hey, Pistachios! Hey! Pistachios! Hey, over here!

小胡子 5: It's not pistachio, okay?

煩人的橙子：Then what are you?

(小胡子s turned around to face Orange)

小胡子 5: It's mustachio.

煩人的橙子：(screaming)

(title card)

小胡子 4: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it down, buddy! Everything's cool.

煩人的橙子：There's a caterpillar on your lip!! And it's got friends!

小胡子 3: These aren't caterpillars, dude. They're mustaches.

煩人的橙子：Uh-uh! Those are caterpillars! Pistachio-eating caterpillars!

小胡子 1: Dude, that's not even a real thing.

煩人的橙子：Uh-huh! Ask Pear!

梨子： Did someone say pistachio-eating caterpillars?

Orange and 梨子： (screaming)

小胡子 2: I told you we should have gone somebreos.

小胡子 3: I know, I know.

煩人的橙子：You pistachios are goners.

小胡子 5: Look, for the last time, we're not pistachios!

小胡子 3: Yeah. Pistachios are like, delicious.

小胡子 2: Exactly.

小胡子 4: And we're not.

小胡子 1: Nope.

小胡子 5: That's right. Cause, we're mustachios.

小胡子 1: And that's totally a different thing.

小胡子s: (talking)

煩人的橙子：Yeah, whatever. Clearly, you guys are nuts. (laughing)

小胡子 1: Hey, hey, hey. Look buddy, if we were tasty pistachios are flavoured would have given us away.

梨子： Guys! It's okay! We're not gonna eat you.

小胡子 1: Of course not. Cause we're not pistachios.

梨子： Oh, come on. In the shells, the green center, the giant freaking bag that said pistachios on it.

小胡子 1: (sniffs) Boy It's getting hot in here. (sniffs) Kinda getting the sniffles here.

小胡子 4: Shut up, Barry.

煩人的橙子：You be a lot cooler if you want wern't wering a lip warmer. (laughing) Ohh! I know! Let me give you a fuzz buster. (laughing)

小胡子s: (sighs)

煩人的橙子：I get the feeling that the answer to this mystery is right under your nose! (laughing)

梨子： Um, Orange, they don't have noses.

煩人的橙子：........You're an Apple!

小胡子 5: Yep, and we're 小胡子s! End of story. You guys have a great day, we gotta get going now!

小胡子 1: (sniffs and mustache comes off)

Other 小胡子s: (Frightening)

小胡子 1: Whoo, it's okay guys. It's just allergies.

小胡子 4: Ahh, Barry!

小胡子 1: What? What is it?

煩人的橙子：Whoa! Talk about a close shave! (laughing)

小胡子 3: Are you trying to get us killed?!?!?!?

小胡子 5: How hard is it to wear a mustache?

小胡子 1: Put it back on! Put it back on! Somebody!

小胡子 2: See, I told we should've gone with somebreros.

小胡子 1: (screams as Daneboe picks him up and opens him)

其它小胡子: (Screaming)

小胡子 1: Oh my god, I'm naked! I'm naked!

煩人的橙子：WHOA!

梨子： Ugh, I can't look!

小胡子1: Stop looking at me!

(Daneboe takes away Mustachio 1)

(All other Mustachios except Mustachio 5 have their mustaches come off and get eaten)

煩人的橙子：Whoa! Poor Pistachios! They're getting shellacked! (laughing) Oohh! Ow!

小胡子 5: Uh! Oh jeez Barry, we should've left you in the bag.

梨子： Man, sorry about your friends little dude.

煩人的橙子：Yeah, those guys really cracked me up! (laughing)

小胡子 5: Yeah, well, I guess that's just the price for being so darn wonderful. Everyone wants a piece. There's danger lurking everywhere. One minute, everything's cool, and then there's a giant hand reaching out to crush you. Who knows? Next time it could be a..... a.....

煩人的橙子：A Pistachio-Eating Caterpillar?

小胡子 5: He he, Yeah good one Orange.

煩人的橙子：That wasn't a joke!

梨子： PISTACHIO-EATING CATERPILLAR!!!!!!!!

小胡子 5: Huh? Ugh. Agh. No! (then screams at Caterpillar comes close and eats him)

毛毛蟲: (coughs about 3 times) Uggh. I hate it when those guys don't shave! (then continues coughing)