聽美劇學(xué)英語 - 摩登家庭第一季 第19集 Game Changer

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今天山姆·萊利踢足球

Today Sam Riley kicked a soccer ball...

 

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狠狠砸中某小孩  他眼珠都爆出來了

and it hit another kid so hard his eye popped out.

 

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帥呆了

Awesome!

 

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是嗎  眼珠真爆出來了嗎

Really? His eye popped out.

 

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-算了  -鉆被窩咯  明天周六大日子哎

- Never mind. - Well, gotta hit the sack. Big Saturday tomorrow.

 

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沒錯  某人過生日

That's right. It's somebody's birthday.

 

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不止生日  iPad要開賣了

Not just that. The iPad comes out-

 

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就在我生日這天

on my actual birthday.

 

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像是喬幫主和上帝勾肩搭背地說

It's like Steve Jobs and God got together to say,

 

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"我們愛你喲  菲爾"

"We love you, Phil."

 

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那玩意兒到底棒在哪兒

What is so great about that doohickey anyhow?

 

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"玩意兒"  艾麗·梅

"Doohickey," Elly May?

 

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{\an8}[60年代電視劇角色  天使外表傻妞心]

 

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電影院  圖書館  音樂商店

It's a movie theater, a library and a music store...

 

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都集成在那神奇的小本里

all rolled into one awesome pad.

 

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圖書館知道嗎  是個看書的地方

A library is a place where people get books.

 

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電影院知道嗎  是個約會的地方

A movie theater is a place where people go on dates.

 

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我得把沙灘椅裝到車?yán)?/p>

I better load the beach chair into the trunk.

 

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明早好坐著排隊

I'm gonna need it for the line in the morning.

 

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等等親愛的

Wait, honey. Hang on. 

 

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你生日怎么能排一天隊呢

You can't spend your birthday in line.

 

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不會排一天啦

Well, not the whole day.

 

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我6點去  不用你惦記

I have to be there at 6:00, you'll forget about it.

 

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-10點就買到啦  -我去排怎么樣

- Then I'm out by 10:00. - Why don't you let me do it?

 

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克萊爾  沒必要吧

Claire, you don't have to do that.

 

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是沒必要  但我想替你

No, I know, but I want to.

 

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那樣的話  你生日這天

And that way on your birthday

 

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一睜眼  面前就是新玩具啦

you'll wake up and you'll have your brand-new toy.

 

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好吧

Okay.

 

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你將之稱作"玩具"是大不敬

Well, in spite of you calling it a toy,

 

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但明天貌似會超過我曾過得最開心的一個生日

this is shaping up to top the best birthday I ever had.

 

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感謝上帝  再不用聽那故事

Oh, thank God we don't have to hear that stupid story

 

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-什么地方來著  -在歡樂地帶球場

- about that place... - It was called the Fun Zone.

 

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那年我11歲

I was 11.

 

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連續(xù)擊中10個直線快球

I hit 10 straight fastballs in the batting cage.

 

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然后我的鐵哥們杰夫·斯威尼冒出來

Then my best friend Jeff Sweeney stepped in

 

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被我正中胯下

and took one in the groin.

 

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我喊道  又中兩"球"

I yelled out "Ball two!"

 

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所有人爆笑

Everybody laughed.

 

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那時我就知道  我很搞笑

That was when I knew I was funny.

 

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晚安

Good night.

 

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B-E-L-I-E-V-E  相信

B-E-L-I-E-V-E. Believe.

 

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中間不是E-I嗎  你確定嗎

Are you sure there's not an "E-I" In the middle?

 

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- 不  是I-E  -好樣滴  寶貝

- No. It's "I-E." - Good, papi!

 

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我繞不暈?zāi)? 你老師也別想成功

If I can't fool you, then your teachers can't fool you either.

 

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老師沒必要繞暈我吧

I don't think they're trying to fool me.

 

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猜猜我給菲爾買了什么生日禮物

Wait until you see what I got Phil for his birthday.

 

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天維購物淘到的

I found it on the SkyMall catalog.

 

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嘖嘖  不是那種會說話的鬧鐘吧

Ay. It's not one of those talking alarm clocks?

 

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"6:05啦  6:25啦  醒醒啦醒醒啦"

"It's 6:05. It's 6:25. Wake up. Wake up."

 

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比那個棒多了  一套紫檀木棋

Even better. A rosewood chess set.

 

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話說  不如我等會再包裝

As matter of fact, before I wrap this thing,

 

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我們先來一局怎么樣

what say we take it for a spin?

 

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來吧曼尼  我教你

Come on, Manny. I'll teach you.

 

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他會下的啦  他老爸教過的

He knows how to play. His father taught him.

 

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我要教他正經(jīng)下法  不是哥倫比亞版的

I'm gonna teach him real chess, not the Colombian version.

 

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在我們這  棋子是用來下的

We actually use the pieces to play the game,

 

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不是用來藏毒走私的

not smuggle stuff out of the country.

 

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那你也少來玩我這哥倫比亞女子

I know one Colombian piece you won't be playing with later.

 

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曼尼快來  試試你能耐  

Manny, come on. Let's see what you got. 

 

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會讓你大吃一驚的

You'll be surprised.

 

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{\pos(193,210)}讓他贏

 

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曼尼棋藝高超  杰的棋品可不咋滴

Manny's an excellent player, but Jay is a grumpy loser.

 

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輸了就生悶氣  吊臉子  還摔門

He mopes, he makes the face, he slams the door,

 

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摔完門還不承認(rèn)

then he said he didn't slam the door.

 

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讓他贏比較好啦

It's better that he wins.

 

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我來

Um, I got this.

 

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沒事的

Everything's gonna be okay.

 

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好啦  別哭啦

It's okay. It's okay.

 

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-小卡  -別吵我

- Cam! - Leave me alone.

 

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莉莉  莉莉房里有個人

There's a...there's a man in Lily's room.

 

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莉莉房里有個人啊

There's a man in Lily's room!

 

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大棒走起

It's go time.

 

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感謝上帝

Oh, thank God.

 

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是我是我  別打  是我

It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me.

 

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她沒事

She's fine.

 

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鄰居的監(jiān)控器和我們串線了

We must have just heard a neighbor with the same monitor.

 

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感謝上帝

Thank God.

 

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老天  要是有蜘蛛闖入

Boy, if a spider would have broken in here,

 

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你捏個報紙也就能嚇嚇?biāo)?/p>

he would have been in trouble.

 

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摩登家庭

第一季第十九集

 

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燈光燒烤夾

Light-up barbecue tongs.

 

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我就給菲爾準(zhǔn)備了這破禮物

This was the lame gift I got Phil.

 

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所以5點起床排隊  我郁悶嗎

So, was I bummed to get up at 5:00 and wait in line?

 

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不  不會  我總算能給老公

No. No, because I was finally getting my husband

 

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買到夢寐以求的禮物了

something that he really, really wanted.

 

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我和他一樣興奮

I was every bit as excited as he was.

 

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不行

No.

 

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嘿  哥們

Hey, buddy.

 

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昨天輸給我  沒生氣吧

I hope you're not upset about our chess match yesterday.

 

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再來一盤怎么樣

Hey, what do you say we play again?

 

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-我挺好  -態(tài)度不錯

- I'm good. - That's the spirit.

 

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我給你下載的

Downloaded this for you. 

 

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兒童級國際象棋入門

It's kind of a kid's guide to chess.

 

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不了  杰  我好得很

No, Jay. I'm good.

 

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下棋不無聊的  可以很有趣嘛

Nah, it's not all dry like that. They have fun with it.

 

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看  可以用蠟筆給小人上色呢

See, you can color in the little players with your crayons.

 

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還真讓我興趣大增

Now you are making me want to play again.

 

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有興趣就對了  我們來打個賭吧

Now we're lighting a fire. Let me toss this out.

 

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如果終有一天  你下贏了我

If you beat me, if that day should ever come,

 

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我就給你...

I'll give you-

 

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-你那塊表  -喲  早看上了啊

- I want your watch. - Wow, you had that loaded up.

 

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成  來吧

Okay. Game on.

 

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來  你先下

Now, I want you to go first.

 

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記住  努力清出中路

Now remember, try to open up the middle of the board.

 

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我覺得你該走兩步

I'd have moved that guy two spaces.

 

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更有攻擊性

More aggressive.

 

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皇后也別那么早出來

And you don't want to bring your queen out that quickly.

 

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看  它應(yīng)該守在原地的

See, now you could've protected that with that,

 

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它一動  就露了...

but now you're vulnerable-

 

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-將軍  -哈?  什么

- Checkmate. - Huh? What?

 

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怎么將的

How'd you do that?

 

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你肯定猜不到

You will not believe what's going on

 

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杰克和黛比家出了什么事

at Jake and Debbie's house.

 

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-誰  -和我們串線那家  肯定就住附近

-Who? -The people on the monitor. They must live nearby.

 

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他家太狗血了

So much drama.

 

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杰克跟黛比說  他要加班

Okay, Jake told Debbie that he had to work late.

 

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黛比打給他老板

So she called his boss 

 

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發(fā)現(xiàn)沒加班  抓包

and found out that he didn't. Busted!

 

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她就打了一早上電話

So she spent all morning on the phone

 

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跟她媽媽哭啊哭啊哭

crying and crying and crying to her mother...

 

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說如果杰克再"加班"

and said if Jake has to work "late" one more time,

 

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她就要離婚

she's filing for divorce.

 

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就這樣嗎  我端上狗血大菜

That's it? I give you that tasty dish

 

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你就只"哈"一聲嗎

and all you give me is a "Huh"?

 

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對不起小卡  昨晚我嚇呆了

I-I'm s- Cam, I froze last night.

 

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真是呆了

I froze. 

 

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我以為莉莉有危險  就嚇呆了

I thought Lily was in danger and I froze.

 

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可你沒有  你立刻行動

But not you. No, you sprung right into action.

 

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居然還拉風(fēng)地說了句"走起"

You even had the cool "It's go time" line.

 

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那是本能啦  我做過一年交管員

That comes to me naturally. I spent a year as a crossing guard.

 

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小卡  我算是什么爸爸啊

Cam, I mean, what kind of parent am I

 

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連自己的家人都保護(hù)不了

if I can't even protect my own family, you know?

 

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我真想有那么一次無所畏懼

Just once I would love to be the guy with no fear...

 

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站起來  該  該出手時就出手

who can stand up and, I don't know, you know, kick some ass.

 

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你那小粉拳揮得真萌

You're so cute when you're angry with your little fists.

 

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真想把你裝進(jìn)口袋里

Just wanna put you in my pocket.

 

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老爸下樓了

Think he's coming.

 

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-來了嗎  -來了來了

- He's coming? - Here he comes.

 

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-老爸  -生日快樂

- Dad! - Happy birthday!

 

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孩子們  帥呆了

You guys! That's awesome.

 

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-誰送來的氣球  -小卡和米奇爾

- Oh, who are these from? - Cam and Mitchell.

 

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典型的基情溫馨

Those guys are a class act.

 

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我們給你做早餐呢

We're making you breakfast.

 

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法式華夫餅哦

French waffle cakes.

 

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我猜猜  兩片法式吐司夾華夫

Let me guess: One waffle in between two pieces of French toast

 

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外面裹著煎餅

wrapped in a pancake.

 

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全對

Nailed it.

 

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過來吧孩兒們

Bring it in here, monkeys.

 

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老爸愛你們  快過來

Love you! Get over here!

 

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真棒

Good enough.

 

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老媽人呢

Where's Mom?

 

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你是說史上最棒的女人嗎

You mean the greatest woman in the world?

 

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正在蘋果店門外排隊呢

She is standing in line at the Apple Store,

 

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要實現(xiàn)我所有的生日愿望

making all my birthday wishes come true.

 

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看看味道怎樣

Let's see how these bad boys taste.

 

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-別碰  -老天  燙

- Oh, no... - Son of a... Oh! It's hot!

 

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-沒事吧  -剛出爐是吧  真是

- Are you okay? - Fresh out of the oven? That is...

 

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-要冰塊嗎  -要

- Do you want some ice? - Yes.

 

160

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靠  真是...

Oh, man! This...

 

161

00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:12,120

-舒服多了  舒服舒服  -對不起  老爸

- Oh, that feels better. That feels better. - Sorry, Dad.

 

162

00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,540

沒有  太詭異了

No, it actually- That feels weird. 

 

163

00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:15,850

換了種疼法

That burns in a different way!

 

164

00:07:17,710 --> 00:07:20,910

烤盤別洗啊  我皮還黏在上面呢

Don't wash this until we see if I can get my skin back. Okay?

 

165

00:07:25,650 --> 00:07:26,570

讓我看看

Let me see it!

 

166

00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,920

不行  派對要晚上才開始呢

No! Your party's not until tonight.

 

167

00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:29,910

你得等等

You're just gonna have to wait.

 

168

00:07:29,910 --> 00:07:31,750

讓我看看包裝袋嘛  留在車?yán)锪藛?/p>

Just let me see the bag. Did you leave it in the car?

 

169

00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:33,390

-對啊  -誰招待你的

- Yeah! - Hey, who'd you deal with?

 

170

00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:35,280

是叫莫哈嗎  他們管他叫"獸男"

Was it a guy named Mehar? They call him "The beast."

 

171

00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,410

矮個子  他肯定忙著瘋狂搬貨

He's a tiny guy. He must've move a ton of product.

 

172

00:07:38,390 --> 00:07:39,960

吊胃口哈  我喜歡

I kinda love that you're making me wait.

 

173

00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,030

你是史上最棒老婆啦

You are the best wife ever!

 

174

00:07:42,030 --> 00:07:45,140

史上最棒  絕對的

You are the best wife ever!

 

175

00:07:45,140 --> 00:07:46,860

我沒買到iPad

I didn't get you the iPad.

 

176

00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,970

我到的時候已經(jīng)賣光了

I got to the store and they were all out.

 

177

00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:50,300

真對不起

I'm so sorry.

 

178

00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:52,680

我不懂  我網(wǎng)友都買到了

I don't understand. My online buddies got it.

 

179

00:07:52,850 --> 00:07:55,180

高考落榜君和機(jī)器兄8點才到店里

SAT800 and Brobot didn't get there until 8:00.

 

180

00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:56,470

你肯定比他們早

And you definitely got there before they did,

 

181

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你不是六點半就去了

because you got there at 6:30.

 

182

00:07:58,610 --> 00:08:01,280

不不不  你沒早去嗎  你上哪去了

No, no, no! You didn't get there at 6:30? Where were you?

 

183

00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:02,850

我鬧鐘定了五點的

I set the alarm for 5:00.

 

184

00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,620

起床下樓  結(jié)果又睡著了

I got up, I came downstairs, I fell asleep.

 

185

00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:07,200

不要啊  老天爺

No! Oh, my goodness. 

 

186

00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,120

我做了什么  我做了什么

What have I done? What have I done?

 

187

00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,280

-我該自己去的  -親愛的  沒事

- I should've done this myself. - Sweetie, you know what? 

 

188

00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,530

下周會補(bǔ)貨的呀

They're gonna get more in next week.

 

189

00:08:12,530 --> 00:08:13,580

下周

Next week?

 

190

00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:16,080

讓搶鮮族等下周  你太殘忍了

That's the worst thing you can say to an early adopter.

 

191

00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:18,400

你上哪去

Where are you going?

 

192

00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,590

去找個重視別人生日的地方

To a place where birthdays still mean something.

 

193

00:08:29,830 --> 00:08:30,890

我去開門

I'll get that.

 

194

00:08:32,030 --> 00:08:33,410

-曼尼  -米奇爾

- Hi, Manny. - Mitchell?

 

195

00:08:33,650 --> 00:08:35,310

你有何貴干呀

What are you doing here at... 

 

196

00:08:35,770 --> 00:08:38,030

現(xiàn)在時間  周六下午4點17分

4:17 on a Saturday afternoon?

 

197

00:08:38,030 --> 00:08:40,870

我來還老爸的工具包

Oh, I'm just returning my dad's belt of tools, so-

 

198

00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,460

周六下午4點17分嗎

At 4:17 on a Saturday afternoon?

 

199

00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:45,600

你沒別的事可干了嗎

Don't you have something better to do?

 

200

00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:50,140

-裝扮成功嗎  -什么

- So, were you a big hit? - What do you mean?

 

201

00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:52,490

你借這玩意多半是參加化妝派對嘛

Well, I just assumed there was some kind of costume party.

 

202

00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:53,860

小卡扮印度阿三是不

Was Cam the Indian?

 

203

00:08:53,860 --> 00:08:55,460

不  跟你說  爸

No. For your information, Dad,

 

204

00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:57,670

我們確實是在家建了東西

we were actually doing a little construction at the house.

 

205

00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:58,800

建了什么

What'd you build? 

 

206

00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,630

禮品包裝小站

A gift-wrapping station.

 

207

00:09:00,630 --> 00:09:01,840

真夠基情的哈

And we're back. 

 

208

00:09:02,690 --> 00:09:05,260

-謝了  -不客氣

- So, thank you for that. - You're welcome.

 

209

00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:08,980

老爸  你記不記得我11歲時

Hey, uh, Dad, do you remember when I was, probably 11...

 

210

00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:11,280

你教我拳擊  我半途而廢來著

and you were teaching me how to fight, and then I quit?

 

211

00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,770

是啊  你說你要學(xué)的招數(shù)

Yeah, when you said everything you needed to learn 

 

212

00:09:12,770 --> 00:09:14,640

《西區(qū)故事》那種歌舞片里都有

you'd learn from West Side Story.

 

213

00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,050

-對  -花拳繡腿好用嗎

- Yeah. - How'd that work out for you?

 

214

00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:18,140

哪天斗了舞  一定告訴你

If I'm ever in a dance fight, I'll let you know.

 

215

00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:23,190

那  你還想教我嗎

So, yeah- Is the offer, uh, still good?

 

216

00:09:23,340 --> 00:09:25,470

怎么了  你和小卡鬧矛盾啦

Why? What's the matter? You got problems with Cam?

 

217

00:09:25,470 --> 00:09:27,870

怎么會呢  你咋猜那個

No! Why would you say that?

 

218

00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:31,190

拜托  和男人同居哎

Well, come on. I mean, you know, sharing a room with a guy?

 

219

00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:33,770

我跟我弟弟睡過上下鋪  天天暴力

I bunked with my brother. I know that can get pretty rough.

 

220

00:09:33,770 --> 00:09:35,450

我和小卡可不睡上下鋪

I don't "bunk" with Cam.

 

221

00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,040

爸  我就是想學(xué)點自衛(wèi)術(shù)

Dad, I just wanna learn a little self-defense, you know.

 

222

00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,420

還記得哪招  耍來看看

Show me what you remember.

 

223

00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,790

-現(xiàn)  現(xiàn)在嗎  -來吧

- Right now? - Yeah.

 

224

00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,270

好吧  老天  拇指外扣

Okay, uh- Gosh, uh- Thumbs out.

 

225

00:09:46,270 --> 00:09:47,920

-沒錯  乖仔  -然后

- Thumbs. Attaboy. - And then-

 

226

00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,190

不咋漂亮  是不

That wasn't- That wasn't very pretty, was it?

 

227

00:09:56,190 --> 00:09:57,780

其實  恐怕是太"漂亮"了

You know what? Maybe it was a little too pretty.

 

228

00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,620

沒錯

That's the thing.

 

229

00:10:00,010 --> 00:10:02,260

起飛了哈

Here it goes.

 

230

00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:03,970

老天

Oh! Oh, man!

 

231

00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:05,130

哥們

Buddy! 

 

232

00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:08,470

你起跳點太低了  才沒飛起來

Think the problem is, you're not jumping from high enough.

 

233

00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:10,600

去車庫頂試試

You should get on top of the garage.

 

234

00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,240

艾麗克斯  別害你小弟了

Alex, stop trying to kill your brother.

 

235

00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,420

各位  媽媽要求助你們

Listen, guys, I need your help.

 

236

00:10:13,420 --> 00:10:15,640

得給老爸找個iPad來

We've gotta find your dad one of those iPad thingies.

 

237

00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,800

海莉  給你朋友群發(fā)短信

So, Haley, text everyone you know.

 

238

00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,630

艾麗克斯  Facebook  推特什么的都發(fā)一圈

Alex? Facebook, chat, tweet, buzz, bling,

 

239

00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:22,110

我不懂那些玩意  你要通過一切渠道

I don't know! Just do what you have to do.

 

240

00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:24,320

千萬找個iPad來  好嗎

We have got to find one of these iPads. Okay?

 

241

00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,610

盧克小可愛  別擋路

Luke? Sweetie, that means stay out of everyone's way

 

242

00:10:26,610 --> 00:10:28,510

也別吸氫氣

and stop inhaling the balloons.

 

243

00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:30,230

我哪有吸氫氣

I'm not inhaling them.

 

244

00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,330

少撒謊了

Stop lying.

 

245

00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,440

她怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的

How did she know?

 

246

00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:41,740

媽媽有沒教你  別坐陌生人的車

Didn't your mama teach you never to take a ride from a stranger?

 

247

00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:43,800

快放假了吧

Got a little vacation time coming up?

 

248

00:10:44,170 --> 00:10:45,820

上月球好好玩吧

Have fun on the moon!

 

249

00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:47,620

最近身體不爽是嗎

Not feeling too well lately?

 

250

00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,040

來看看醫(yī)生

Maybe you should come see the doctor...

 

251

00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,850

哥幫你解決

and I'll get rid of it!

 

252

00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,240

你瞎嚷嚷啥呢

What's that supposed to mean?

 

253

00:10:58,410 --> 00:11:01,220

請注意  參加菲爾生日派對的朋友們

Attention. If you're here for Phil's birthday party,

 

254

00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:03,290

請到野餐區(qū)集合

they're gathering in the picnic area.

 

255

00:11:03,450 --> 00:11:05,070

菲爾的生日派對

Phil's birthday party.

 

256

00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:07,060

我老婆知道我會來這

My wife knew I'd be here.

 

257

00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:09,060

給我準(zhǔn)備了派對哎

She put together a whole party for me.

 

258

00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:11,600

這能彌補(bǔ)iPad的事兒嗎

Does that really make up for not getting an iPad?

 

259

00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,800

我跟你交心了  你可別挑撥我們

Don't make me sorry I shared that with you. Okay?

 

260

00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:15,940

拜啦各位

See you, fellas.

 

261

00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,950

儂好呀

Howdy-do!

 

262

00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:25,450

廣播說菲爾的生日派對在這

I just heard the announcement for Phil's birthday party.

 

263

00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:27,400

對的  拐彎就是

Oh, yeah. It's right around the corner.

 

264

00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,610

-太棒了  -好好玩

- Awesome. - Have fun!

 

265

00:11:28,610 --> 00:11:30,500

謝謝你  美女

Thank you. Thanks, my lady.

 

266

00:11:36,490 --> 00:11:39,030

冰激凌蛋糕嗎  真棒

Ice-cream cake? Ice-cream cake's good.

 

267

00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:41,950

菲爾  生日快樂

Happy birthday, Phil!

 

268

00:11:42,820 --> 00:11:45,360

太帥了

This is awesome!

 

269

00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:48,570

-生日快樂  -生日快樂

- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday!

 

270

00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,040

生日快樂  寶貝

Happy birthday, sweetie.

 

271

00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,660

-生日快樂  -玩得開心呀

- Happy birthday. - Have a really good birthday.

 

272

00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:57,120

-看到蛋糕了嗎  -超棒的

- Did you see the cake? - Oh, yeah. It's great.

 

273

00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:01,040

喂

Hello?

 

274

00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:03,810

沒事  我哄小孩睡覺呢

No, that's fine, I'm just putting the baby down.

 

275

00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,350

那是杰克  出軌的那個

Okay, that's Jake. He's the one that's having an affair.

 

276

00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:09,020

-我知道的  -明晚沒問題

- I know. - Yeah, I can do it tomorrow night.

 

277

00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,190

向我老婆編個謊就行

I'll just give my wife some excuse.

 

278

00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:13,800

混蛋漢子

Men are pigs.

 

279

00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,620

-那也沒辦法  -有呀

- I don't really have a choice, do I? - Yeah.

 

280

00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:17,720

別劈腿不行嗎

You could not cheat on her! How about that?

 

281

00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,670

我得給她個驚喜嘛

Because it has to be a surprise.

 

282

00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:21,940

等我跟她外婆說起意大利語

When she hears me speaking Italian to her grandmother,

 

283

00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:24,170

我偷偷摸摸這么長時間也值了

it'll be worth all this sneaking around.

 

284

00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:26,330

莉莉  我猜錯了  他是個好男人啊

Lily, I had it backwards. He's wonderful.

 

285

00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:28,220

別擔(dān)心  我就說要加班

Don't worry. I'll just tell her I'm working late.

 

286

00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:29,390

不行杰克  別那么說

No, Jake, don't do that.

 

287

00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:30,960

說加班你就慘了

That's the worst thing you could do.

 

288

00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:31,940

晚安啦[意大利語]

Buonanotte.

 

289

00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:33,950

壞了莉莉  我們要怎么辦

Oh, no, Lily, what are we gonna do?

 

290

00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,610

得幫幫他們啊

We have to fix this.

 

291

00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:38,990

米奇爾  我就教你幾招

Okay, Mitchell, I'm gonna teach you

 

292

00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:41,540

基本的巴西柔術(shù)吧

a couple of basic Brazilian jiu-jitsu moves.

 

293

00:12:42,230 --> 00:12:44,750

現(xiàn)在  來打我

Now, just attack me.

 

294

00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,070

什么

I'm sorry- What?

 

295

00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:48,300

釋放你內(nèi)心的怨恨

Take any deep-seated anger you may have,

 

296

00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,710

沖過來打我吧

get a running start and come at me.

 

297

00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:51,170

老爸  我沒記恨過你啊

Dad, I don't have any deep-seated anger.

 

298

00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,430

記得那次萬圣節(jié)

Remember that Halloween when 

 

299

00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:54,030

我不讓你扮奧利維亞·紐頓-約翰嗎

I wouldn't let you go as Olivia Newton-John?

 

300

00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:58,810

懂了吧  借力打力

You see what I did? I used your momentum against you.

 

301

00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:00,650

格雷西柔術(shù)創(chuàng)始人教我的

I learned this choke from the Gracie brothers.

 

302

00:13:00,650 --> 00:13:02,780

這招叫"伏獅鎖"

It's called the lion killer- mata lella.

 

303

00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,080

-懂  -試試掙脫  掙一下

- Okay. - Now try to get out. Try to get out.

 

304

00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,900

-難不  -掙不開

- See? - I can't.

 

305

00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,500

掙不開就對了

Yeah, all right. Now-

 

306

00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,880

-我要暈了  -這招就厲害在

- Passing out... - See, the beauty of this is,

 

307

00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,430

你不用貿(mào)然攻擊

you don't have to make the first move.

 

308

00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,470

對手可能會輕敵嘛

You know, chances are your opponent's gonna be overconfident.

 

309

00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:16,960

以為你是個菜鳥

He's gonna think you don't know anything.

 

310

00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,450

反而被騙  就顯得很二

Basically, he's being suckered into thinking-

 

311

00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:23,440

曼尼  曼尼這小子耍我

Manny. Manny, that little bastard, he hustled me.

 

312

00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,380

糟

Oh, crap.

 

313

00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:29,430

糟了  米奇爾

Ah, crap. Mitchell!

 

314

00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:34,150

得  吸氣  加油

Oh, crap. All right. Come on. Breathe.

 

315

00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,170

好小子  快醒來

Attaboy. You all right? Coming around.

 

316

00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:39,100

-我怎么趴地上了  -醒過來  米奇爾

- Why am I on the floor?-  Come on, Mitchell.

 

317

00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:43,840

海莉  我又沒買著

Haley, I just struck out again.

 

318

00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,660

拜托給點好消息

Please tell me you have some good news.

 

319

00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:47,130

格氏又進(jìn)了一批貨

Okay, so The Grove just got a new shipment.

 

320

00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,670

我短信你地址

I'm texting you the directions now.

 

321

00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:52,220

很好  很好  真棒真棒

Oh! Okay, that's good. That's good. That's good.

 

322

00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,530

我這就去  立刻滾去

I'm there. I'm on that.

 

323

00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:01,320

那小子把我手表騙走了

That kid stole my watch.

 

324

00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,300

-啥  -什么

- Huh? - What?

 

325

00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,010

他騙我跟他下棋

He hustled me at chess.

 

326

00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:07,070

你不是保證讓他贏嗎

I thought you promised you were gonna let him win.

 

327

00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:09,730

-我讓他贏了一盤  -等等  你也知道

- I did the first time. - Wait a minute. You're in on it too?

 

328

00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:11,820

曼尼  換派對衣服去

Manny, go and get dressed for the party.

 

329

00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:13,160

能洗個澡嗎

Do I have time for a steam?

 

330

00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,870

-行  但要快  -好

- Yeah, but a quick one. - Okay.

 

331

00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,770

干嘛叫他輸給我

Why tell him to lose to me?

 

332

00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:18,910

你一輸棋就發(fā)小孩脾氣

Because you're like a baby when you don't win.

 

333

00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:20,750

亂踢東西  皺眉頭

With the kicking and the eyebrows...

 

334

00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:23,110

還狂吃瓜子

and the angry eating of the sunflower seeds.

 

335

00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,230

不是那樣的

Actually, that's not true.

 

336

00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:29,100

輸給小天才  我怎么會不服氣呢

I don't mind losing to a chess genius, which Manny obviously is.

 

337

00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,340

他天才  他還沒我下得好呢

Chess genius? He's not even as good as I am.

 

338

00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:32,390

你下棋不怎么樣啊

You're not that good in chess.

 

339

00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,950

-蜜月那次輸給我了啊  -我讓你的

- I beat you on our honeymoon. - Or did I let you win?

 

340

00:14:35,050 --> 00:14:36,230

你才沒讓我

You didn't let me win.

 

341

00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:41,240

我干嘛要把皇后送入你的魔爪  杰

Why would I sacrifice my queen for your pawn, Jay?

 

342

00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:48,980

別哼了

Stop saying that.

 

343

00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:57,880

盧克  寶貝  怎么了

Luke, honey, hi. What's going on?

 

344

00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,700

老爸的蛋糕送來了

They guy came with Dad's cake,

 

345

00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:01,770

可它缺了一塊

but just so you know, it's missing a piece.

 

346

00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:04,650

-你偷吃老爸蛋糕了嗎  -沒啊

- Luke, did you take a bite out of your father's cake? - No.

 

347

00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:07,220

-別撒謊  盧克  -我哪有

- Stop lying, Luke. - I'm not lying.

 

348

00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:09,820

哦對  我用你的卡付了錢

By the way, I used your credit card to pay him.

 

349

00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:10,840

沒問題吧

Is that all right?

 

350

00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,680

沒問題啊 

Oh, no, that's fine. 

 

351

00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,100

我把錢包留給你們就是為這個的嘛

Whatever. That's why I left the wallet there.

 

352

00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:17,390

上帝啊

Oh, my God.

 

353

00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,740

上帝啊

Oh, my God!

 

354

00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:23,210

我把錢包留家里了

I left the wallet there! I left the wa- 

 

355

00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:24,590

你可憐的老爸

Your poor father.

 

356

00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,390

我們亂成一團(tuán)

All this running around,

 

357

00:15:25,390 --> 00:15:28,100

他肯定以為沒人在乎他生日

and he's gonna think nobody cares about him on his birthday.

 

358

00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:29,180

再來點蛋糕嗎

More cake?

 

359

00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:31,430

行啊  小菲爾

Why not, Little Phil?

 

360

00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:33,380

反正我也沒地兒去

I got no place else to go.

 

361

00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:47,380

先生  先生  打擾你了

Sir! Sir! Sir, hi. Excuse me.

 

362

00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,030

我有點唐突

Um, yes. I know this is highly unusual,

 

363

00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,850

但我需要你幫忙  挽救一段婚姻

but I need your help to save a marriage.

 

364

00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:54,510

這附近有對夫婦

There is a couple in this neighborhood...

 

365

00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:57,200

就因為一個小誤會  快要離婚了

that is about to get a divorce for a simple misunderstanding.

 

366

00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,930

他們叫杰克和黛比

Their name is Jake and Debbie.

 

367

00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:00,810

我知道您宣過誓

And I know you've taken an oath...

 

368

00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:02,810

不能泄露他人住址

to not tell people where other people live, 

 

369

00:16:02,810 --> 00:16:03,690

我也尊重您

and I respect that,

 

370

00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:05,150

但我們能不能想辦法

but maybe we could work out some sort of

 

371

00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:06,710

設(shè)計一套暗號

super secretive spy signal,

 

372

00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,650

比如你撓左耳

where if you scratch your left ear,

 

373

00:16:08,650 --> 00:16:09,870

暗示我他們住在左手邊

you know, maybe they live on the left,

 

374

00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:11,340

如果撓右耳  就是...

and if you scratch your right ear, they live on-

 

375

00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:12,690

就住這

They live right here.

 

376

00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,820

我不會說出去的

This conversation never happened.

 

377

00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:23,760

-抱歉晚了  -感謝上帝

- Sorry. - Oh, thank God!

 

378

00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,200

謝謝你  謝謝

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

 

379

00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:27,380

老爸把我整暈了

Dad just put me to sleep.

 

380

00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:29,040

他給你講催眠的打獵故事了吧

The hunting story.

 

381

00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:30,560

不是啦

Hmm. No.

 

382

00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,300

老天  你可不能插隊  對不起

Oh, my gosh, no. You can't cut the line. Sorry.

 

383

00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:35,060

-我本來就排這  -哪有

- I was here. - Uh-uh.

 

384

00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,200

我排了一個半小時

I-I've been here for an hour and a half

 

385

00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,310

都沒看見你  你這是插隊

and you haven't been, so you cut the line.

 

386

00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,900

-你管我  -這位先生

- Whatever. - Whoa. Excuse me, sir.

 

387

00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,230

您好像沒弄清楚

I don't think you understand.

 

388

00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:44,350

你不可以插隊的

You're not getting in front of us.

 

389

00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:45,800

淡定點啦  紅毛小子

Calm down, gingerbread.

 

390

00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:49,960

-你走還是不走  -不走

- Are you gonna move or not? - No.

 

391

00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,750

別啊

Oh, no.

 

392

00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,870

那我別無選擇

Then you leave me no choice.

 

393

00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:55,670

上帝啊

Oh, my God.

 

394

00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,260

暈吧你

Go to sleep.

 

395

00:16:57,870 --> 00:16:59,930

快點  快暈過去

Go to sleep. Go to sleep.

 

396

00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:00,670

沒暈啊

No.

 

397

00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:03,370

-米奇爾你干什么  放開他  -閉嘴

- Mitchell, what are you doing? Get off of him. - Shut up.

 

398

00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,550

-他就要暈了  -才沒有呢

- He's about to go to sleep. - No, I'm not.

 

399

00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:07,600

請不要打架  三位請出列

Okay, folks. Break this up. You three- out of line.

 

400

00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,940

抱歉先生  我和他們無關(guān)

Oh, no. I'm sorry, sir. I didn't have anything to do with this.

 

401

00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,820

我只是排隊買iPad而已

I'm just waiting in line to get an iPad.

 

402

00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:13,570

我都不認(rèn)識他

I don't even know this guy.

 

403

00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:14,670

老天  我得用你的信用卡

Oh, my God. I need your credit card.

 

404

00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,050

-是他挑事  -閉嘴  你怎么還不暈

- He's the problem. - Shut up! You're supposed to be asleep.

 

405

00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,410

-沒事我拿到了  -放開我

- It's okay. I have it. - Get off!

 

406

00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:19,580

-我拿到了  -什么

- I've got it. - What?

 

407

00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,830

你的卡  我沒犯事  沒犯事

I've got your card. I'm good. No, I'm good.

 

408

00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:23,980

我排在這呢  這兒

I'm good. I'm here. I'm here!

 

409

00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:26,230

我要給我老公買iPad啊

I've gotta get my husband an iPad!

 

410

00:17:26,550 --> 00:17:29,640

生日快樂的秘訣就是  別期待太多

Key to a good birthday? Low expectations.

 

411

00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:32,720

我以為能有iPad  期待錯了

Thought I was getting an iPad. I was wrong about that.

 

412

00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:36,000

以為球場有驚喜派對

Thought I was getting a surprise party at the batting cages.

 

413

00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,130

不好意思  大菲爾

Sorry, Big Phil.

 

414

00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,190

我覺得  說到底

Guess when it comes right down to it,

 

415

00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:42,820

我就跟被踢中蛋蛋的杰夫·斯威尼一樣

we're all just Jeff Sweeney taking a fastball to the plums.

 

416

00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:50,050

老爸  蛋糕掉地下了

Hey, um, Dad, your cake fell off the counter,

 

417

00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:51,910

但小卡舅夫正補(bǔ)救呢

but Uncle Cam's trying to fix it.

 

418

00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:52,890

他只會偷吃掉

He won't.

 

419

00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,780

披薩一直都沒送來

And the pizzas never showed up.

 

420

00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:57,440

沒來就沒來唄

And they won't!

 

421

00:17:58,610 --> 00:17:59,760

基情小氣球啊

Hey, balloons.

 

422

00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,300

得  反正沒法知道了

Fine. I guess we'll never know.

 

423

00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:02,820

要么現(xiàn)在見分曉

Or we can find out right now.

 

424

00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:05,110

曼尼  棋盤給我

Yeah, Manny, give me the chess set.

 

425

00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:07,030

-送我棋盤啊  -待會再給你

- Oh, it's a chess set. - Yeah. You'll get it later.

 

426

00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:08,270

我們得決一死戰(zhàn)

We got something to settle now.

 

427

00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:10,360

-往里走  - 生日快樂  菲爾

- Go in there. - Happy birthday, Phil.

 

428

00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:11,760

一定快樂喲

Happy happy.

 

429

00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,630

好香  克萊爾烤了干酪嗎

Is that Claire's baked brie I smell?

 

430

00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,180

沒

No.

 

431

00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,200

小卡小卡  你不會相信的

Oh, Cam, Cam, you'll never believe what happened.

 

432

00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,690

-生日快樂  菲爾  -當(dāng)然啦

- Happy birthday, Phil! - Sure!

 

433

00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:23,620

你絕不會相信的

You'll never believe what happened.

 

434

00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:24,990

我和人打架了

I got in trouble for fighting.

 

435

00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:26,770

我們還挽救了一段婚姻

And we saved a marriage.

 

436

00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:29,160

-今天真是史上最棒  -沒錯

- Well, this is the best day ever. - It really is.

 

437

00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,330

可不是嘛

Ain't it though?

 

438

00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,720

寶貝  看我這招

Look at this, papi, huh?

 

439

00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:38,980

淡定

Easy.

 

440

00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,050

別唱《冠軍之歌》[皇后樂隊名曲]

You can't sing "We Are the Champions"...

 

441

00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,370

你的皇后都沒了

without your queen.

 

442

00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:47,510

該死  要是我輸了  我就燒掉這房子

Damn it! Listen, I lose and I burn this house down!

 

443

00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:51,890

-看這兒  -親愛的  親愛的

- Ah, but look at this... - Honey, honey.

 

444

00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:53,880

我們鬧什么呢  太滑稽了

What are we doing? This is ridiculous.

 

445

00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,990

我們總有個要贏

One of us is gonna win the game,

 

446

00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:58,460

另一個就不爽  只會兩敗俱傷

the other's gonna feel lousy, and we both lose.

 

447

00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:04,730

成啊  把我的禮物扔地上吧

Yeah, just leave my birthday present on the floor.

 

448

00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:06,550

好老婆  她已經(jīng)贏定了

That's my girl. She had me.

 

449

00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:09,020

我沒戲了  我知道的

There was no way I could win. I knew it.

 

450

00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:11,040

幸好她不知道

I'm just glad she didn't know it yet.

 

451

00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,110

只需兩步  就能殺他個...

Two moves, and then-

 

452

00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,300

我可是個下棋高手

I'm a very good chess player.

 

453

00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:17,170

但我更是個好老婆

But I'm a better wife.

 

454

00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:21,520

-買到了嗎  -沒有

- Hey, did you get it? - No.

 

455

00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,910

-爸爸怎么樣  -古怪  更古怪了

- How's your dad? - Acting weird... er.

 

456

00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,370

-老婆  -親愛的

- Hey, wife. - Honey, hi.

 

457

00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:29,530

-是這樣  -媽媽

- Um, listen... - Mom.

 

458

00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:30,860

盧克  等會再說

Yeah, Luke, hang on one second.

 

459

00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:33,570

老婆  沒關(guān)系啦  我已經(jīng)沒感覺了

Honey, it's okay. I don't feel things anymore.

 

460

00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:35,560

-可我想讓你...  -媽媽

- But, sweetie, I want you to feel... - Mom!

 

461

00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:38,270

盧克我一會就來  你上哪去

Luke, I'll be with you in just a second. Where are you going?

 

462

00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:40,770

去院子里拿鏟子  清理我的蛋糕

Just heading out to the yard to get a shovel for my cake.

 

463

00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:43,040

-老媽  -盧克你要干嘛

- Mom. - Luke, what do you want?

 

464

00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,740

我上了老爸的電腦

I went on Dad's computer,

 

465

00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:47,050

聯(lián)系了他的宅男網(wǎng)友們

contacted some of his geek friends,

 

466

00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:48,840

說老爸快死了

told them that he was dying 

 

467

00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,110

有個iPad才能瞑目

and his last wish was an iPad.

 

468

00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:52,730

盧克  我怎么教你的

Luke, what have I told you about-

 

469

00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:55,610

有個人很同情  就送來臺多余的

One of them felt so bad, they brought over an extra.

 

470

00:19:56,850 --> 00:20:00,540

上帝啊  你拿到了  你這個乖仔撒謊精

Oh, my God. You got it. You beautiful little liar!

 

471

00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,760

老爸回來了

Here comes Dad.

 

472

00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:12,160

誰想吃蛋糕呀

Who wants some cake?

 

473

00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,480

我之前想  可我不想吃...

I used to, but I don't desire food any-

 

474

00:20:14,850 --> 00:20:16,780

老天  你買到了

Oh, my God. You got it!

 

475

00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,260

我說了半天不在乎

All this time I said I didn't care,

 

476

00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,140

可我真想要  超想要的

but I do care. I care so much!

 

477

00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:21,630

-想吹蠟燭嗎  -好

- Do you want to blow out the candles? - Yes.

 

478

00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:24,040

吹吧  使勁

Go on. Go.

 

479

00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,860

居然真能吹滅

It did not just do that!

 

480

00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:28,860

-是真的  -老婆我愛你

- Yes, it did! - Honey!

 

481

00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:33,290

瞧這剛出爐熱乎乎的iPad啊

Oh, who's ready for the first day of the rest of their lives?

 

482

00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:35,600

-菲爾  生日快樂  -看啊

- Phil, happy birthday! - Look at this!

 

483

00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,890

-我能摸摸嗎  -摸  別掐  摸摸

- Can I touch it? - Yeah, not so hard, but touch it.

 

484

00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:41,820

摸它  別摸  摸  別摸

Touch it, but don't touch it. Touch it, but don't touch it.

 

485

00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,390

對不起  我不該懷疑你

I'm so sorry I ever doubted you.

 

486

00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:48,680

我愛你

I love you. 

 

487

00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:50,420

感謝上帝送來了那個人

Thank God that guy came over.

 

488

00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:51,760

他叫什么來著

What did he say his name was?

 

489

00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,760

他沒說  肯定是位天使

He didn't. Must be an angel.

 

490

00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,420

聽到了嗎  說我是天使呢

Did you hear that? I'm an angel.

 

491

00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,190

-或者是個變態(tài)  -對啊

- Or some creepy perv. - Yeah.

 

492

00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,600

他怎么知道的  惡心

How did he know? Eww. 

 

493

00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:05,040

-我該報警嗎  -沒錯  報警吧

- Maybe I should call the police. - You should call the police.

 

494

00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,590

-這就報  -他們從此幸福地生活在一起

- I'm gonna call the police. - And they lived happily ever after.

 

495

00:21:08,590 --> 00:21:10,470

別啊小卡  你上哪去  才剛開始精彩

No, Cam. Where are you going? It was just getting good.

 

496

00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,260

我想聽  多好的節(jié)目

I want- That's my program.

 

497

00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:15,690

我愛你

I love you.

 

498

00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:18,880

-我也愛你  親愛的  -好吧

- I love you too, honey. - Oh. Okay.