聽美劇學英語-摩登家庭第二季 第6集：萬圣節(jié)

- Hi honey, breakfast will be ready in a minute. - Hi.

-早啊寶貝 早飯就快好了 -早

My ha-a-a-nd!

我的手-手-手

Very funny, mom.

好好笑哦 老媽

I know it's Halloween.

我知道今天是萬圣節(jié)啦

Nice fake hand.

假手挺逼真啊

We love Halloween.

我們超愛萬圣節(jié)

Especially Claire.

尤其是克萊爾

It's my favorite holiday.

我最愛的節(jié)日 沒有之一

Ever since I was a kid, I loved scary things.

從小我就喜歡驚悚恐怖的東東

If there was a new horror movie in town,

每次新上一部恐怖片

I was the first in line.

我肯定第一個去排隊

One, please.

一張票 謝謝

Then I met Phil.

后來我遇到了菲爾

Two, please.

兩張票 謝謝

Okay.

好了

All right. Do me.

搞定 幫我拉一下

Do me, do me, do me.

拉呀 拉呀 拉呀

Cam, I have to say, I feel kind of sexy.

小卡 我得說 我穿這個還挺性感

Well, squeaky sexy, but...

性感得吱吱直響 但...

You know I'd be enjoying this more

你知道 如果不是這么討厭萬圣節(jié)

if Halloween wasn't such a tough day for me.

我覺得老公穿成這樣兒也挺好的

But I want you to go to work...

但我想你打扮停當去上班

and knock their socks off.

讓他們羨慕嫉妒恨

Well, my last job was at a pretty conservative law firm.

之前我一直在一間古板保守的律所工作

No one there would ever dress up for Halloween.

沒有人會在萬圣節(jié)裝扮自己

But apparently at this new company...

但很明顯現(xiàn)在這間律所...

Um, right now I'm thinking either vampire or werewolf.

呃 我在想是扮成吸血鬼呢 還是狼人呢

Every year it's harder to decide.

每年都讓我很傷腦筋啊

Wait, wait, wait. I-I'm sorry.

等一下 等一下 不好意思

Wait. So people really come to work in costumes here?

等等 請問你們真的穿著戲服來上班嗎

Are you kidding? It's epic, bro!

開玩笑嗎 這可是傳統(tǒng)啊伙計

Epic.

傳統(tǒng)

I'm already the new guy.

我是新來的

I don't want to be the nonpartipation guy, too.

我可不想和大伙兒格格不入

Not on my watch.

有我在就不會

Unfortunately, Halloween was marred for me personally

不幸的是 我對萬圣節(jié)的愛在很久之前

by an incident long ago.

就因為某件事戛然而止了

Now it's just a day I have to get through.

現(xiàn)在能撐過這一天我都覺得命大

So you've said.

你又來了

All right, so, everybody has to be here at 5:3

好了 大家下午五點半在這兒集合

to rehearse our house of horrors.

為晚上的鬼屋活動做準備

You guys have your costumes ready?

你們都準備好要打扮成什么了嗎

Yeah, but it's a secret.

好了 不過暫時保密

Me and Manny came up with something together.

我和曼尼一起弄的

I love that!

太棒了

- Can I have some candy? - No.

我現(xiàn)在能吃點糖嗎-不行

How 'bout you, Alex?

你呢 艾麗克斯

Well, I haven't really thought about it.

我沒空考慮這個

I've got, like, three huge exams tomorrow.

我明天有三門很重要的考試

Honey, you can't just slap something together at the last minute.

寶貝 萬圣節(jié)裝扮可不能臨時抱佛腳啊

You know, if you gave this costume half as much time

你知道嗎 如果你能把花功課上的時間

and attention as you give your homework,

分一半給準備今晚的著裝

you wouldn't be in this situation.

也不至于像現(xiàn)在這樣兒

Can I remind you, you have one child who's not mediocre?

提醒你一下 你有個孩子是讀書天才哦

Check it. I'm a scary black cat.

這身怎么樣 恐怖貓女裝

The only person that costume scares is me.

嚇不倒別人 倒是把我嚇得心肝亂顫

- Go change it. - To what?

去換一身-換成什么

I don't know. One of your old costumes.

隨便什么 你以前穿過的吧

Honey, trust me.

寶貝 相信我

I am sparing you an entire day

如果不換的話 你一整天

of guys asking you if you have a rough tongue.

都會被男人問 你的舌頭是否也如貓般有摩擦快感

Hello.

喂

Hi. Dad. It's me.

喂 爸 是我

I wanted to make sure you and Gloria were ready for tonight.

我就是問問你和歌洛莉亞準備好今晚活動了沒

- What's tonight? - What do you mean, what is tonight?

今晚什么活動-你不會全忘光了吧

Dad, it's Halloween. You know this.

爸 今晚萬圣節(jié)啊 你知道的

連環(huán)畫《亞當斯一家》女主角 生活在恐怖古堡中的怪人

Calm down, Morticia, I'm just teasing you.

別著急 莫蒂莎 我逗你呢

We'll be there.

晚上見

Yeah, but in costume this time.

好 但是要穿戲服來

You can't just show up with a backwards baseball cap

這次你不能再像去年那樣反戴著棒球帽

and call yourself Snoop Dogg like you did last year.

還自稱是斯路普·道格[黑人嘻哈歌星]

I didn't even know who that guy was.

我壓根兒就不知道那人是誰

Haley turned my hat around and told me to say it.

是海莉把我帽子反過來還叫我這么說的

I thought he was a dog detective.

我以為他是什么尋狗偵探呢

Listen, don't worry. We got the whole thing worked out.

聽著 別擔心 我們已經(jīng)準備好了

Bye-bye.

拜拜

- Hola, Jay! - Where are you?

-哈啰 杰 -你在哪兒

I have Manny in the carpool,

我捎了曼尼和他同學一程

and we're going to the dropout.

偶們就快到"輟學區(qū)"了

Dropout? You mean that Eddie kid?

輟學? 你是說那個叫埃迪的小孩嗎

Yeah, he's a moron.

他確實傻逼兮兮的

No, the dropout,

不是啦

where you drop the kids in the school.

就是學校里讓孩子們下車的地兒

She means "Drop-off."

她意思是"下客區(qū)"

That's what I said.

偶就是這么說滴呀

Listen, did you ever do anything about costumes

聽著 你準備好今晚

for Claire's thing tonight?

克萊爾那活動要穿的了嗎

I'm going to pick them up this afternoon.

偶下午就去取

You're going to be a "Gargle,"

你扮成"夜龍"

and I'm gonna be an evil village bruja.

偶扮成邪惡村莊布魯哈

I know less now than I did before I asked.

你越說我越糊涂

Hmm. A bruja is a witch, and a gargle is a gargle.

布魯哈就是巫婆 夜龍就是夜龍嘛

She means "Gargoyle."

她是在說夜行神龍

[美國著名漫畫中的角色]

That's what I said.

我就是這么說的

As long as you got it covered.

你有所準備就好

Because if Claire doesn't get her Halloween,

要是達不到克萊爾想要的效果

she turns into a real "Rhymes with 'bruja.'"

她就會變成現(xiàn)實版的巫婆

Oh, no. No, no, no. I'm the only one.

哦 不 就我一個穿了

At lunch, I'll let you wear my fangs.

吃午飯的時候 我會讓你戴我的獠牙的

Look at those tools.

看看這些傻子

Every year. What a couple of douches.

每年都這樣 真是一對蠢蛋

Ohh. Oh, no.

噢 不

Hello?

喂

There are exactly three people in costume here -

只有三個人穿著戲服

A tool, a douche, and me.

一個傻瓜 一個蠢蛋 還有一個我

And I don't have time to go home and change and -

可我現(xiàn)在沒有時間回家來換衣服了

Calm down.

冷靜

Did you bring in the dry-cleaning from last night?

你帶了昨天要送去干洗的衣服了嗎

Are you really getting on me about the dry-cleaning wh-

你是不是想用這個來惹我生氣

Oh. I have suits in the trunk.

噢 對了 后備箱里有套西裝

Look at that. Yesterday's lazy cures today'crazy.

看吧 懶人有懶福

Yes. Thank you! Thank you.

好樣的 感謝上帝

Okay.

這就去換

Oh, there you are.

噢終于找到你了

Hey, I need you in the Lampkin meeting.

我需要你去開蘭普金的會

-If I could just maybe have -Five minutes.

等不能等我先...-只要5分鐘

O-kay.

好吧

-Okay, hey. First legal question. -Yeah?

問你個法律問題-什么

Can I fire those idiots for no reason?

我能平白無故地炒了這倆笨蛋嗎

Oh, my gosh.

上帝啊

-Those are some major guns you got there. -Eh, yeah.

你手臂可真壯實-額 是的

Why won't this...

這東西怎么...

Hey, Jerry.

嗨 杰瑞

Hey, Phil. Looking good.

嗨 菲爾 裝扮得不錯

Thanks. Wait till you see what we got planned for tonight.

謝謝 看到我們今晚的準備你會更吃驚

Claire and I are going as corpse bride and groom.

克萊爾和我準備扮成僵尸夫婦

As if there's any other kind, am I right?

好像夫婦都是行尸走肉吧

-I'm saying marriage kills you. -Judy left me.

-我是說 婚姻讓人好想死哦 -朱蒂把我甩了

Oh, my god.

天吶

I am so sorry.

真為你遺憾

When someone your age dies,

當你的同齡人奔赴黃泉的時候

What's the first thing you want to know?

你最想知道什么

Died of what? Right?

是怎么死的 對吧

You want to hear it was something

你希望死因是

That could never happen to you.

一件永遠不會發(fā)生在你身上的事

Well, it's the same with divorce.

離婚也一樣

Tell me it was booze, cheating, physical abuse.

如果是因為 酗酒 出軌 虐待

No problem. I'm a monogamous social drinker,

沒關(guān)系 我是個酒量一般 用情專一的好男人

And Claire only sleep-hits me.

克萊爾也只有睡著了偶爾踹我一腳

Just don't tell me it came from out of the blue.

別告訴我就那么突然發(fā)生了

I was totally blindsided.

我完全傻了眼

I guess somewhere along the way

我想這一路走來

She stopped finding me delightful.

她發(fā)現(xiàn)我不再討人喜歡了

Well, that's - that's coconuts.

那完全就是胡扯

You're super delightful.

你超級討人喜歡

Not to Judy.

但對朱蒂來說不再是了

She used to laugh at everything I had to say,

她以前都會因為我的一舉一動而大笑

But now I can't even remember what her laugh sounds like.

但現(xiàn)在我都記不清她的笑聲是什么樣的了

Claire can do it. It's uncan-

克萊爾會模仿 簡直惟妙...

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