聽美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)-摩登家庭第二季 第23集：艾麗克斯的畢業(yè)典禮

And now, please welcome your valedictorian,

現(xiàn)在 有請(qǐng)學(xué)生致辭代表

Alex Dunphy.

艾麗克斯·鄧菲

Where are my mom and dad?

我爸媽哪去了

幾個(gè)小時(shí)前

and in this corner,

拐角要出現(xiàn)的是

finishing first in her class,

班級(jí)名次第一

delivering the commencement address,

畢業(yè)典禮學(xué)生致辭代表

weighing in at -- what do you weigh, honey?

體重有 你多重來(lái)著 寶貝

Dad!

爸

A healthy amount for a girl her age.

同齡女孩標(biāo)準(zhǔn)體重

are you getting all this, buddy?

這些都拍下了嗎

Pure gold.

一句不漏

She's the main brain,

她是智力大王

the cerebellum of the ball, Alex Dunphy!!

舞會(huì)奇葩 艾麗克斯·鄧菲

Oh, keep rolling, The News will want this footage

繼續(xù)拍啊 等我最終變瘋子時(shí)

when I eventually snap.

《新聞》肯定想要這段錄像

I thought Sanjay Patel was first in the class.

我還以為桑杰·帕特爾是全班第一呢

He was until he missed a few weeks

本來(lái)是的 不過(guò)他缺了幾周課

and the robot he was building attacked him.

因?yàn)樗蛔约涸斓臋C(jī)器人襲擊了

It's happening, people.

這種事還真發(fā)生了 人類啊

Our hubris will be our undoing.

聰明反被聰明誤

Sweetie, what do you say you and I

寶貝 你跟我

go and get our nails done, huh?

一起去美甲怎么樣

It's okay. I want to work on my speech.

不了 我要背演講稿

Been there.

老爸也經(jīng)歷過(guò)

I remember the speech that won me treasurer

高中時(shí) 我獲選了西語(yǔ)俱樂部財(cái)務(wù)委員

of my high-school spanish club.

競(jìng)選演講仍記憶猶新

Mi nombre es Felipe.

[西語(yǔ)]我的名字叫菲利

Yo voy a la escuela..."

我來(lái)到這座學(xué)校..."

Felipe.

菲利 有完沒完

It was kind of a grande deal.

這事可了不起啦

I was up against an actual puerto rican.

對(duì)手是地道的波多黎各人

Honey, are you sure?

真不去了嗎 寶貝

Because I think they can do school colors.

說(shuō)不定美甲師還能做出校園色呢

- I'm good, mom. - Okay.

-不用了 媽媽 -好吧

Family milestones always throw Claire for a loop.

家庭重要大事總會(huì)讓克萊爾情緒激動(dòng)

She holds it in,

她會(huì)極力忍耐

and then the next day, she has a total meltdown,

然后在第二天 會(huì)來(lái)個(gè)情緒大爆發(fā)

and I have to pick up the pieces.

我就得收拾這個(gè)爛攤子

Problem is, tomorrow,

可問(wèn)題是 明天

I'm supposed to go to vegas with my buds,

我要和好哥們一起去拉斯維加斯

So...I need her to melt down today.

我得讓她在今天就爆發(fā)出來(lái)

俗語(yǔ) 意為一切傳奇回憶只能留在拉斯維加斯

Otherwise, what happens in Vegas won't happen to me

不然的話 可就真的"賭城奇事賭城止"了

because I won't be there.

因?yàn)槲胰ゲ涣?/p>

Emotional day, huh?

百感交集的一天 對(duì)吧

Happy day.

喜悅的一天

Happy and sad.

悲喜交加吧

Guys, I can't go to Vegas

兄弟們 老婆突然崩潰

because my wife's freaking out!"

我去不了維加斯了"

Trust me, that is not a phone call you want to make

相信我 這樣的電話絕對(duì)

to a bunch of ex-college male cheerleaders.

不能打給前大學(xué)啦啦隊(duì)的兄弟們

They will mock you with a hurtful, rhythmic taunt.

他們能編出一套順口溜來(lái)嘲笑你

Hello?

喂

Gloria, it's me.

歌洛莉亞 是我

Ay! How was the doctor?

醫(yī)生怎么說(shuō)

Can you pick up some bread on the way home, please?

你回家的時(shí)候 能順便捎點(diǎn)面包嗎

I'm home. My damn gate remote won't work.

我到家了 院門遙控器壞了

Could you press...

你能不能按一下...

- Hello? - ...9?

-喂 -...9呢

- Manny, it's okay. - What's okay?

-曼尼 沒事的 -什么沒事

What's wrong?

出了什么事

- Where are you calling from? - I'm not calling from.

你從哪打來(lái)的-我沒打給你啊

Jay is calling.

是杰打的電話

What's wrong with Jay?

杰又怎么了

My clicker won't work.

我的按鈕壞了

Oh, my god

老天爺啊

your heart's not working?!

你心臟停跳了

How could you tell us this over the phone?!

那你怎么還能和我們講電話

My heart is fine.

我心臟沒事

Would somebody please press 9 and let me in?

誰(shuí)幫幫忙按下9鍵 放我進(jìn)去行嗎

- Okay .-Got it.

好的-收到

It won't work if you're both on the line.

你們同時(shí)接 按下鍵也沒用

Okay.-Okay.

那我掛了-那我掛了

Every damn time!

怎么每次都這樣

Okay, Lily, time to get dressed. Okay.

來(lái) 莉莉 該穿衣服

I can't believe Alex is gonna be in high school.

一晃眼艾麗克斯居然要上高中了

I feel so old!

我真是老了

Oh, well, you feel old.

不光你一個(gè)人這么覺得

I was there when she was born --

我看著她出生的

in the delivery room.

就在產(chǎn)房

If I wasn't gay before, I --

要我以前不是同志的話 我就[硬不起來(lái)了]

Oh, please, you wouldn't have lasted two minutes on a farm.

得了吧 那你在農(nóng)場(chǎng)2分鐘都呆不了

I've witnessed all kinds of birthing --

什么動(dòng)物產(chǎn)崽我都見過(guò)

never batted an eye.

眼睛都不帶眨一下的

I've seen cattle, I've seen hogs,

我見過(guò)牛生犢 豬產(chǎn)崽

I've seen goats --

羊下羔...

I've even seen a three-legged --

我還見過(guò)一只三條腿的...

Oh, my god!

老天啊

Oh, my god!

老天啊

- I'm sorry. - Really, mitchell?

我不是故意的-你笑得出來(lái) 米奇爾

I could have just died.

我剛才可能就這么撒手人寰了

Principal Kaizler, faculty, parents,

凱茨勒校長(zhǎng) 教職工們 家長(zhǎng)們

fellow graduates, it's --

親愛的同學(xué)們 今天站...

Hey, superstar.

嗨 小明星

Oh, you're working on your speech.

你在背演講稿呢

Yep.

對(duì)的

Well, do you need any help?

需要幫忙嗎

Because sometimes it's great

因?yàn)橛袝r(shí)候

to bounce ideas off someone whose opinion you value.

應(yīng)該向你敬重的人請(qǐng)教

I'm good.

我就不用了

Okay. That's cool.

好吧 沒關(guān)系

We could do your hair.

我們給你做做頭發(fā)吧

We could do it like we saw in that magazine.

咱可以做個(gè)雜志里那種發(fā)型

Oh, what's that actress -- what's her name? --

就是那個(gè)女明星...叫什么名字來(lái)著

With the -- you know, with the teeth?

一排大白牙的那個(gè)

Mom, mom, please.

媽媽 別說(shuō)了行嗎

- I'm -- I'm trying to concentrate. - Okay.

我正專心準(zhǔn)備呢-好吧

Okay.

行

Well, you be ready to go in a half-hour,

你半個(gè)小時(shí)后就準(zhǔn)備走吧

because we are going to carpool with your grandpa.

我們要和你爺爺拼車去

Haley's driving me.

海莉開車送我

I want to get there early.

我想提前到校

That's a great idea.

想法不錯(cuò)

Great. I will see you there...

到時(shí)學(xué)校見

Superstar.

小明星

Hey, mama bear. You okay?

喂 熊媽媽 還好嗎

Not with "Mama bear" I'm not.

別叫我"熊媽媽" 我才不是呢

- Don't cry. - I'm not crying.

不要哭-我沒哭

Shh! Don't be brave.

噓 難受就別忍著

I'm here for you.

我會(huì)陪伴你身邊

Until 2 p.m. Tomorrow, when my flight leaves for vegas.

直到明天下午兩點(diǎn) 我將乘機(jī)前往維加斯

Where were you? Did you bring the bread?

你去哪了 你買面包回來(lái)了嗎

I was stuck outside that gate

我被那扇門拒之門外

for 10 minutes before it opened.

等了足足10分鐘它才開

So no bread?

那就是沒買面包咯

We got to get that thing fixed. Ay!

我們得把那破門修好

What happened to your eye?

你的眼睛怎么了

What are you talking about?

你是指什么

It's droopy.

眼皮下垂

What do you mean, "Droopy"?

你說(shuō)"下垂"是什么意思

Aah. I don't like the look of that, Jay.

我不喜歡你變這樣 杰

Here, let me check something.

等下 我?guī)湍悴橐徊?/p>

Put that thing away. I saw my dermatologist.

把那東西放一邊去 我去看了皮膚科醫(yī)生

He was checking for moles or something.

他幫我檢查下痣什么的

He probably got some numbing cream on it.

可能注射了點(diǎn)麻藥吧

It's fine!

沒事

Nothing to worry about.

沒什么可擔(dān)心的

I got botox.

我去打肉毒桿菌了

Stupid doctor talked me into it,

被一個(gè)笨蛋醫(yī)生忽悠的

And now it's drifting.

現(xiàn)在都走樣了

I haven't felt this dumb since

我很久沒覺得自己這么蠢了

I shelled out 30 bucks for that bracelet

上一次是花了30美元買了個(gè)

that's supposed to give me better balance.

據(jù)說(shuō)能讓我身體平衡性更好的手鐲

- Try to push my arm down. - Okay.

試著把我的手臂壓下去-好的

Go ahead. You can't do it. You can't do it.

來(lái)吧 你做不到 你做不到

- Okay. All right. I can't -- - Honey, I'm home.

-好的 我是做不到 -親愛的 我回來(lái)了

Hey, uh, why is your dad's car here?

你老爸的車怎么停在咱們家呢

It's ironic that I stand up here

在過(guò)去的三年中 大部分的同學(xué)

representing my classmates when,

都視我為隱形人

for the past three years,

而諷刺的是

most of them have treated me like I'm invisible.

如今我卻站在這里作為學(xué)生代表

It's my own fault.