Hi it's been 20 minutes. Have you decided?
都想二十分鐘了 決定好要點什么了嗎
Uh we still need more time
我們還需要點時間考慮
can you come back? Sure.
你能等會再回來嗎 當(dāng)然
And I'm back.
我回來了
Come on guys you're not buying a house.
拜托 又不是買房子
Everything sucks.
橫豎都是難吃
Pick the thing that sucks the least and put it in you mouth.
就挑個看似最不難吃的 塞進(jìn)嘴得了
Max everyone keeps telling me
麥克斯 大家都說了
they can't decide it's like a support group for bi sexuals.
雙性戀互助會的常見臺詞 "他們決定不了"
Something very magical about to happen...
神奇的事件即將要發(fā)生啦
Please let it be the Rapture. I need a day off.
希望要發(fā)生的是"被提" 我想休個假
In two minutes something very hip is happening.
兩分鐘后 時尚酷"潮"即將來襲
If you have a camera
如果你們有相機
make sure the flash is on.
記得要把"閃"光燈打開喲
Why is he speaking like that?
他怎么說話怪里怪氣的
Wait a minute.
慢著
No one's ordering.
沒人點餐
People keep checking the time on their phones.
大伙一直在注意手機上的時間
Everyone's wearing matching New Balance sneakers.
每個人都穿著一樣的新百倫運動鞋
Flash mob!
快閃族
Oh hell no!
靠 想都別想
Caroline Earl code red!
卡洛琳 厄爾 紅色警報
I couldn't stop disco
老子當(dāng)年阻止不了迪斯科
but I'll be damned if any more of that crap gets by me.
可誰再跳那破玩意 我就開扁
Why is flash mob over?
快閃怎么這么快就完了
Flash mobs were over a year ago.
快閃早在一年前就玩完了
Nobody told Han!
阿憨不知道嘛
I want so bad to be hip.
人家超想成為時尚潮人
Start by never saying that again.
土包子才會把"潮"字掛嘴邊