It's just like that but underwater!
就像這樣 不過(guò)是在水下
Guys!
伙計(jì)們
Sorry we're just closing guys.
抱歉 我們準(zhǔn)備打烊了
I'll take them Max. We need the...
我來(lái)招呼他們吧 麥克斯 我們得...
Uh sit anywhere.
隨便坐
What was that Roadrunner move you just pulled?
怎么跟嗶嗶鳥(niǎo)一樣高速開(kāi)溜啊
There's still a smoke outline of your body
逃跑路線(xiàn)上塵土飛揚(yáng)
hanging in the air out there.
你身影的煙塵都還未散去呢
Did Wile E. Coyote just come in the diner?
大笨狼懷爾來(lái)餐廳里逮你了嗎
No but my ex boyfriend did.
不是 是我前男友來(lái)了
Meep meep.
嗶 嗶
Why is William in Brooklyn?
為什么威廉會(huì)來(lái)布魯克林
Why is William in this diner?
為什么威廉會(huì)來(lái)這家餐廳
Why is every inbred rich guy named William?
為什么含著金湯匙出生的有錢(qián)人都叫威廉
I don't want to see him.
我不想看見(jiàn)他
Max close the door.
麥克斯 把門(mén)關(guān)上
I don't want him to come in here.
我不想他進(jìn)來(lái)
Yeah 'cause that happens all the time.
是啊 這年頭的顧客就"愛(ài)"這么干
Customers come in the front door
他們喜歡一進(jìn)店門(mén)
and make a beeline through the kitchen
立馬徑直穿過(guò)廚房
to see if there's a waitress hiding in the walk in freezer.
去看冷藏室里是否有女服務(wù)員躲在里面
Okay what is the deal?
夠了 到底怎么回事
Tell me fast.
速度招來(lái)
I'm nipping like crazy in here.
里面冷得我都激凸了
Ooh you're smuggling some gumdrops there too ice queen.
哇 你也不聲不響玩激凸 冷淡女
His name is William Van Horn and he's...
他叫威廉·范·洪恩 他是...
I am leaving for sex.
我要出發(fā)去做愛(ài)了
Last chance for threesome foursome possibly fivesome
這是你們參加今晚3P 4P的最后機(jī)會(huì)
if her sister's train gets in on time.
她姐姐火車(chē)準(zhǔn)時(shí)到還能5P哦
Oleg please.
奧列格 拜托
I don't have time to be harassed right now.
我現(xiàn)在沒(méi)時(shí)間被你騷擾
Oh okay.
那好吧
I'll see you and the gumdrops tomorrow.
明天"凸"點(diǎn)見(jiàn)啦
Story. Go.
故事 快說(shuō)
We met at our parents' companies' parent company picnic.
我們相識(shí)于父母公司的聚餐上
His family is the Boston Van Horns... Story. Stop.
他家是波士頓范·洪恩家族 故事 打住
Cut to the end. Do we hate him?
快進(jìn)到結(jié)尾 我們?cè)摬辉摵匏?/p>
He dumped me when I lost all my money...
我一破產(chǎn)他就甩了我
never called me not an email nothing.
電話(huà) 郵件都沒(méi)有 完全切斷聯(lián)系
Oh we hate him.
好 我們恨他
Wait. Which one's your ex...
等等 哪個(gè)是你的前任
the Asian one the black one?
亞洲小子 還是黑人
I'm kidding. No seriously.
開(kāi)玩笑的啦 不 說(shuō)真的
The white one or the really really white one?
是那個(gè)白人 還是那個(gè)典型死白人
Really really white.
典型死白人