Caroline Channing, Caroline Channing. 卡洛琳·錢寧,卡洛琳·錢寧
Finally. Let me do the talking. 終于啊。我來跟她說吧
I learned a lot of Hebrew from Mrs. Klein. These are my people. 我以前跟克萊夫人學了不少希伯來語呢。我跟他們是一國的
Hello, shalom, shana tova 您好,平安,新年快樂
Very good, you wanna squeeze in a couple more before sundown? 很好,要再多抖幾個詞直到太陽下山嗎
Wow, you're as bad as me trying to be Irish at the blarney rose for a free beer. 你就跟我想裝愛爾蘭人跟人家騙啤酒一樣遜
Yar, can I get me a cerveza? 喂,能給我來杯啤酒嗎
What can I get you ladies, besides skirts that are more appropriate? 兩位有什么需要嗎,除了更端莊的裙子之外的?
Sorry, I didn't know it was an orthodox neighborhood. 抱歉,我們不知道這里是正統(tǒng)的猶太區(qū)
You know what, we could just tie our coats around our waists. Max? 這樣吧,我們把外套綁腰上擋著吧。麥克斯
Oh, and look at the breasts on this one. 哎喲,看看這妞的大胸
Coat on or off? Make up your mind. 穿還是脫,趕快決定
No, Bubala, I'm just saying, with those big breasts and that gorgeous hair, it's like looking in a mirror. 寶貝,我只是說,這對大胸,加上這頭秀發(fā),我們簡直是一個模子刻出來的
It's been a few years, but trust me, under this wig and smock, spitting image of you. 雖然老娘青春不在,但相信我,脫下假發(fā)和白大褂,咱倆一模一樣啊
Here you go, Esther Rachael. 給,艾絲特·瑞荷
How else do you think I landed a handsome doctor like my Anshell? 不然你覺得我是怎么嫁得我老公安舍爾這樣的英俊醫(yī)生呢
Oh, doctor? Doctor? Doctor, if you could-- oh, oh, what is that Hebrew word for wait? 抱歉,醫(yī)生。醫(yī)生,醫(yī)生,你可以...靠,希伯來語的"稍等"怎么說來著
You might wanna start peppering in some English. 你還是老老實實說英語吧
Now, Chava? Now you're telling me you're too sick to bake. 小妞,你現(xiàn)在才說。你現(xiàn)在才說你病重不能給我烤蛋糕了
I need 80 cupcakes. The Bar Mitzvah is tomorrow. 我需要80個小蛋糕呢。成人禮是明天呢
You're dead to me! See you next week. 給老娘死一邊去,下周見吧
We could help. We can? Yeah, give me the card. 我們能幫你。我們能嗎?可以啊,名片給我
Hi, I'm Max and my friend and I here have a cupcake business 你好,我是麥克斯,我們有個小蛋糕生意
and we'd be happy to bake as many cupcakes as you need for the bar mitzvah. 我們很樂意幫你做成人禮的小蛋糕,要多少都沒問題
I mean, you need cake, we make cake. It's bashert. 你需要小蛋糕,我們會做小蛋糕。真是"命中注定"啊
Look, enough with the "it's a small Hebrew world after all." 夠了,少來那套"有緣千里猶太牽"了
How does 250 sound? 收費250塊如何
No way, 275. I have to bake all morning. 不行,要275塊。我得忙活一早上呢
It's like looking in a mirror. They're kosher, right? 連性格都一模一樣。是猶太潔食吧
Are they kosher? Look at me. Like looking in a mirror. 是不是猶太潔食,你看我。咱倆還需要多說嗎
Good, I'll call you with the address. 很好,我會打電話告訴你們地址的
Esther Rachael, if I could talk to you husband about getting some antibiotics-- 艾絲特·瑞荷,我能跟你丈夫談買些抗生素的...
Sorry, sundown. 抱歉,日落了