Come in here, ma. This way. 媽,快過來,這邊
Don't say anything to her. Let's just get our money and get out of here. 千萬別告訴她。我們拿完錢就走
Max, she should know. 麥克斯,她該知道的
You wanna ruin their day and not get paid? 你想毀了人家的成年禮外加收不到錢嗎
Just keep it to yourself for five minutes and we're gone. 再多忍五分鐘,我們就能走人了
I want you to meet my mother, Hinda Fagel. 我想你們見見我母親,辛妲·菲格
Ma, this is Max who made the kosher cupcakes. 媽,潔食小蛋糕就是這位麥克斯做的
And I'm Caroline. 我是卡洛琳
What did the shicksa say? 那女娃說什么呢
She said her name is Caroline. 她說她叫卡洛琳
Who cares what her name is? She looks like the people that stole my grandmother's good hutch. 誰管她叫什么呢?她長(zhǎng)得就跟當(dāng)年偷我奶奶儲(chǔ)物箱的人一樣
But look at this one. It's like looking in a mirror. 這個(gè)女娃就不一樣了。長(zhǎng)得跟我一樣美
Oy, she's got a fever. 哎呀,她發(fā)燒呢
Oh, Max, oh honey, you're burning up. 麥克斯,寶貝,你在發(fā)燒呢
Oh, no way, I don't get sick. I get sick. 不可能,我從來不生病。我會(huì)生病哦
You're sick. You'll come, you'll lie down. 你生病了。跟我過來,好好躺著休息
Oh, I'm really fine. We'll just get our money and head home. 我真的沒事。我們收了錢就回家了
Nonsense. You'll see my husband. The doctor. 胡說,留下來讓我老公看看。醫(yī)生老公哦
Stop, wait, where are you taking her? I'm the one who gets sick. 等等,你們帶她去哪里呢?我才是會(huì)生病的那個(gè)呀
What did she say? 她說啥呢
She says she wants your hutch. 她說她也要偷你的儲(chǔ)物箱